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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what’s the metacritic score…

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit we're d-
    >OH NO NO NO OUR COPE???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much did this cost them? So many huge flops this year

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it would've worked as a tv show.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a win if it beats the little Black

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's only a win if it beats the little Black

      We all know it won't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Illumnation's last movie made a billy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Illuminations last movie had one of the most marketable characters on planet earth. This has Ruby end up with an ugly bastard Black

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Ruby to vore me

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That DreamWorks high was very short lived

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    On what metric does the tomato meter work on?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks moronic and ugly, a bit like pixar shit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Cinemaphile obsessed with box office now
    you have like 15 threads up at all times discussing how much the movies are earning
    are zoomers really this robotic? I've had some zoom in another discussion argue about a show, whether it was good or not, and he didn't give me an answer except percentages of viewership going down, literally number go down = show is bad, no sense of personal taste, nothing. I am horrified to think about what Cinemaphile will look like when all the actual people will be dead. Are you just going to post a feed of statistics, like some broker's spreadsheet of stocks, is this how zoomzooms see art? God

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Social media addicts aren't human. They cannot form own thoughts or opinions, so they need to rely on youtubers and reviews telling them what to feel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile culture spreading to the rest of the site

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers this, zoomers that, BUZZWORDS, BUZZWORDS, LOOK AT MEEEE LOOK AT MY STRAWMAN WAAAAAHHHH ZOOMERS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ZOOMERS ZOOMERS WAAAAAAHHHHHH
      You are not that interesting, and millenials are the most who talks about box office data, mongoloid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movies aren't free. If they don't make money, we might not get more movies after.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's post isn't even about success but some review on a shitty website. It says nothing about the box office.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Challenge: Cinemaphile stop b***hing about zoomers for 10 seconds (IMPOSSIBLE)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect it's astroturf.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barely anyone uses this imageboard. There is no fricking point in advertising here when you can do that anywhere else.
        Why do Cinemaphiletards insist in believing this piece of crap has any importance?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Could have had Kuzco style character development
        >Could have subverted the pretty girl = bad trope and have a genuine friendship that goes against prejudices
        >Could have simply had cute girls doing cute things
        I'm mad
        I'm still mad about the leaks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Despite how contrarian a lot of people on this site are, their means of validation (or lack thereof) for an opinion is based on the popular consensus. How do you measure popular opinion? It can’t be reviews anymore. That doesn’t stop the threads. No, they’re under the impression that monatary gains are a more objective measurement of audience engagement because anyone or bot can say or type or delete a review. And on top of that voting with a wallet is a means of telling corporate overlords what the people want. It’s honestly just console wars and tribals sport team jeering at this point.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the audience score, OP.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 reviews

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yurigays say the movie's shit because their ship sunk harder than Elemental's box office performance
    >People like the movie anyways
    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh huh sure looks like it's going to destroy Elemental all right

      holy shit we're d-
      >OH NO NO NO OUR COPE???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still a better movie and Yurishits lose anyways

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario is a better movie
          Cope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yurigays lost

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Krakengays in general lost, including yurigays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kubo bombed in the box office
                It's still a good movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it was a good movie why did it bomb at the box office? Think.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Laika is cursed
                If box office = success than Frozen 2 is a masterpiece by your definition

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually Mario is a masterpiece and I mean that unironically.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we're supposed to trust Rotten Tomatoes now?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    racism wins

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 100% convinced the name is from Warhammer 40,000

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post fishpussy

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 doesn't have the charm and soul of the first one and it's an
    overrated, boring, unfunny, outdated, visually unnapealing and vapid piece of garbage with no sincerity. Also annoying villains, the only good thing is puss in boots, the rest is trash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being wrong, couldn't be me

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