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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white woman assaults you
    >take it
    >she continues to assault you
    >try to leave
    >she won't let you leave
    >finally grab her to get her to back off so you can leave
    >get charged with assault
    >lose job/career
    >simps talk shit about you
    A tale as old as time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he paid the toll

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AYO HOL UP I DINDU NUFFIN
      >IT ALL DAT WIMIN, DAT BIATCH TOOKS MUH PHONE
      You zesty little thang.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is a great man, He is doing great things for his community

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts.

      Also

      >Virgin NEETS think this will somehow increase their nonexistent chances of getting laid.

      Wrong. This is Kang remember. There are thousands of us and you will NEVER get laid.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talkng about bro?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're asian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kang isn't real

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coalburners are absolute shit even for the actual nigs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      grab her to get her to back off so you can leave
      did he grab her by the ear? lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he try to pull hear off head wtf? A slap or punch would have been enough

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He having a Mike Tyson moment

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gave her a good old tug on the ear to make her behave.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black men never cut their nails, probably grabbed her and sliced her ear

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            particularly zesty frickers like this dude
            probably sliced her up with his coke finger

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost like black men are inherently violent or something

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like white women lie or something

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is she lying about the cuts on her ears or the broken finger moron?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you heard of self-infliction moron??

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus - Take notes, Amber. That's the kind of pics you need for a slam dunk in court. Not some JC Penny Glamour Shots of a little rouge smeared on your cheekbone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like mini vegana. Why does every injury a woman get turns out to look like vegana? Wtf nature?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it bad that I got hard looking at that ear

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nigglers try to act tough
      >in reality they get beat up by women
      lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt even read your post, was scrolling past and saw the trips. Checked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a 120 pound white woman going to do against a 220 pound, ripped man?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets beat up by small woman
      >runs away
      >cries about it online and in court
      You mean to tell my that big ol' buck got broken in by a tiny Iranian woman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kang pls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White women in charge of plummeting Marvelslop
      Uhmm... based?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A tale as old as time.

      #DontBelieveWomen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beats her up
        >runs away in fear of a woman half his weight
        How do you even begin defending this sort of behaviour, nigcels?
        Not only is he making your entire race look like low IQ domestic abusers, he's making you look like humongous homosexuals too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So an accurate portrayal. All stereotypes are based on facts.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Atleast I don't have a small white pecker

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a big white pecker

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doctor Yakub fears the big white pecker

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yakub created the big white pecker

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take your word for it being small and of an indeterminate colour.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you got a small black one.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least I don't have a small brown pecker like you, because I have a big white pecker instead.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure Whites on average have bigger wieners than Black folk. You don't want to keep pushing that angle otherwise it's gonna come crashing down on you like the whole "wypipo don't seezon dey food" thing. Just shut up and hold the line with what you got Black person

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is fricking hilarious. this jogger really ran down like 6 different streets lmao. now the whole world can see it, and he loses his career. hilarious

          LMAO he literally ran away to try and avoid some type of charge hahahaha holy shit wtf was he thinking? look at him go!!

          Is that why he called the cops on himself?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, the girl being unconscious in his room is why he called the cops
            i guess it would look bad if you didn't get medical help to your gf while she's unconscious

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              She was unconscious from going clubbing and getting drunk dude, face it she did this fricked up shit, because the guy cheated on her.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine losing your career and threatening suicide over an iranian b***h named Jabbari.
                The village of Nignogs.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no good deed, also i was just stating a fact. i know that b***h is CRAZY. that what you get with coal burners

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"ah lawd yous gots to help me dis chrua-zeee woman been chasing fo' ova ten streets and all dey house homies be hollerin at me to quiet down cu' the thundering sound of muh asscheeks keep wakin dey up"
            >"ah lawd all Is does is beats her ups all littles, b***hes be wildin"
            Because he's stupid and thought he could paint himself as the victim? Or maybe because he was just tired after being chased by a tiny woman for so long and wanted them to pick him up.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Or maybe because he was just tired after being chased by a tiny woman for so long and wanted them to pick him up.

              maybe

              or your just making an excuse to hate someone because their black insert whatever petty reason you along with media makes it like the guy practically did what happened in this video to her https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vD40IyEJ9Lc , As oppose to the any man regardless of race trying to flee from a psychotic woman, using a limited amount of force.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >psychotic
                Actual goobeldyasiatic aside what makes you say that?
                Are you privy to something I don't know about or do you just think running after a zesty homie makes you psychotic?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            HELP ME OFFICER I'M BEING BUCK BROKEN!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just to clarify I'm the anon you posted that to....

              Hardy KEK

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nigcels really are sissy b***hes. There are easily multiple cases I can think of with them getting btfo by women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is fricking hilarious. this jogger really ran down like 6 different streets lmao. now the whole world can see it, and he loses his career. hilarious

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO he literally ran away to try and avoid some type of charge hahahaha holy shit wtf was he thinking? look at him go!!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie stole my ear~

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mr. Majors left to spend the night in a hotel, Ms. Jabbari testified, and she went dancing with people she had met that night because she didn’t “want to be alone at that point.”

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be worth a shit ton of money
        >you get in a fight with a fricking mid white b***h that you could easily replace immediately
        Why are blacks so fricking stupid. If the b***h didnt' want to get in the car I'd have immediately moved onto the next b***h.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        cue benny hill theme

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HE RAN

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A tale as old as time.

          #DontBelieveWomen

          He went full Tom Cruise.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is this before or after he tried to pull of her ear?
        there has to be more to it to get a conviction. this is kind of couples fight happens 100s of times literally every Friday and Saturday night in bongland

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was convicted of a misdemeanor. He was not found guilty of intentional assault or aggravated harassment. Basically it means he didn't mean to hurt her but the injuries are indeed from that altercation. Are you suggesting she tried to pull off her own ear?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Basically it means he didn't mean to hurt her but the injuries are indeed from that altercation.

            Kind of bullshit really, get in to mutual "fight" with GF she gets a booboo you dont, fricked for life?
            this is why i ask is there more to this for him to be paraded around like a rapist?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >is there more to this for him to be paraded around like a rapist?
              Yes, he's a Hollywood actor. The crime itself is fricking nothing and the sentence will probably reflect that. Anything goes in the court of SJW.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's other texts from a separate incident that got introduced because his lawyer fricked up, they're pretty bad too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I'm a great man"
                How could anyone say that unironically? Those old texts were a goldmine and showed the jury how he really thinks.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He probably pushed her ear or just pulled it. It's at the seam of the ear and prone to tearing just because it's location. Same thing with the earlobe. But I mean that video is pretty strange that she was clearly the one attacking and the guy ran as far as he could away just to not get in trouble and it still torpedoed his career.

          Kinda feel bad for dude.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is even happening here, he's shoving her in the car and then he runs away from her? I don't understand
        normies are so fricking weird

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both in taxi
          Majors was sexting his side hol
          GF found out, tried to take phone
          Majors tried to escape
          Tried to make sure GF stay in the taxi, fail
          Run away anyway with mad GF chasing
          simple as

          Jonathan went to a hotel
          GF went clubbing later and returned to their apartment
          GF still mad
          Ended up in the closet
          My boy Jonathan came home
          Called police when he found her uncounscious
          Got arrested

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My boy Jonathan
            Your Black personboy also beat her up, he got arrested because she had bruises and shit. Disney is done for, they'll get bought off by Universal or WB

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care about nigs, but it astounds me tv/misc/ watches this and says Kang was the bad guy. He's clearly running away from a deranged roastie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hits woman
          >oh god she's deranged help me Black personman i'm being chased
          How low are your testosterone levels?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Woman starts chimping out
            >Push her back in the car so she doesn't cause a scene
            >She pushes you out of the car and chases you down 6 blocks before getting tired and going to a night club to suck dick
            t. roastie

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              shes worse than a mere roastie, shes a leftoid coalburning prostitute. A roastie is just an over the hill thot with entitlement issues.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >makes up a bunch of wild fantasies to justify his fear of small women
              Pathetic, low T, just as I had expected.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        RUN BUCK RUN!
        THE ROSTIES GOT DIRT NOW
        RUN BUCK RUN!
        THE WHITE WOMAN IS AFTER YOU

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When the IRL actor's life and acting ability is more valid and interesting than the characters he plays in Capeshit films for the Mouse
        Holy Shit, I could honestly see myself watching an documentary or fictionalized legal drama account of this guy's life than any of the Marvel or DC goyslop.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Run Boy Run starts playing in the background

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      welp, guess you should've just dated within your race big fella

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person detected

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atticus lost.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee that Black person has hit her before, that was merely the first instance that got reported.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironic simping for a woman beating porch goblin
      A new low for the 'chans, indeed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      True and based. Frick all of the simps disagreeing with you. Yes, he's a Black person. But in this case, the b***h is in the wrong. I never trust anything that israelites and women say, that's literally rule number one in life at least as far as I'm concerned.

      I wish males had human rights

      So do I and we males will have human rights again when the holocaust becomes real.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      Actually based and true. The only reason white women have so much power is because of poojeets and changs.

      y'all whyt b***hes haven't changed since slavery

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show da video

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white woman
      Golddigging mudshark

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killed multiple Avengers teams across the multiverse
      >destroyed by a single Karen
      Girls get it effin DONE!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >simping for zesty Black folk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i been telling everyone that white male brown female is the future. the reverse just doesnt work.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but hes a Black person and Disney is being forced to eat shit so it’s funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white woman assaults you
      >take it.
      You deserve whatever happens if you reach this point. Most people on this planet have a fricking brain and at least half of them have a dick and balls, use them and just leave.
      >won't let you leave
      There's no world where she could physically prevent it from happening.
      >muh phone
      Get a new one you fricking moron. Use the mountains of Marvel money you'd have made if you weren't a brain dead Black person ape with no control over his body after getting pressed by a 120 lb white b***h that you've already fricked.

      Tl;dr: you get what you fricking deserve for being a theatergay actor boy with no spine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not right to hit a woman. They are are much weaker than men. Hitting a woman in defense is like hitting a child in defense, they are too weak to hurt you, just retrain them. The problem is that society likes to pretend men and woman are equal, they’re not. Society needs to recognize women as physically inferior and men should not hit women. However, as long as society refuses to recognize women as inferior than they deserve to be beaten, especially when they’re paying the toll.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she won't let you leave
      how's she gonna stop you? lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>she won't let you leave
      what

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nash has approved 92 posting so he's based despite being a raped b***h

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he really?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i afraid so

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you don't know?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a matter of interpretation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regrettably, yes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        'fraid so

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mmm'hmmm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonathan Majors was convicted in the chilly late autumn of 23. but Tony is still KWABOTY

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    now if only the numales of Cinemaphile dropped marvel studios (and the entirety of capeshit) for good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never going to happen because most "males" don't have taste

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody should photoshop tears on his homies face. The scars should make it easier.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He still could have a good career in the gay porn industry I assume.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how Disney waited for the verdict, yet precedent towards whites says that even a slight accusation would mean getting fired on the spot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because he was supposed to be Thanos 2.0 even though no one gives a shit about him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orly
      How many raped girls did it take to forcibly retire Dan Schneider?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        0, you can't rape feet.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          clearly you've never been on /gif/

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was sucking those feet during the Epstein years, so it's no wonder he got a free pass. If he touched a single toe in current year, he'd be out on his ass faster than he could say "stop calling me that"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dan Schneider
        >White
        >Dan Schneider
        >Disney

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are not White people.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dan Schinider is israeli and has connections that why it took so long i would imagine an opportunist in his circle is what cut him loose

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schneider is white? No, he's israeli. Big difference

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*Schneider*~~
        >white

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney got burned massively by the Johnny Depp siltation, its not surprising they decided to go for the wait and see approach this time. Though they got fricked over 5 times harder this time so expect a return to knee jerk firing anyone involved in a controversy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so expect a return to knee jerk firing anyone involved in a controversy.

        If anyone should be fired it should be those who cancelled Johnny Depp off the hop like that...

        But with Majors, to be fair, can't see how any Exec would've known, outside of stereotypes, that they wound up diversity-hired an A-typical Black person to lead their next batch of MCU movies.

        I mean, doesn't Disney apply some kind of aptitude test for actors these days, to make sure they are scummy pieces of shit to lead their multimillion dollar ventures?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hired a incredibly zesty homie and thought he wasnt going to act up
          Little do they know that the zestiest homies also try to thug the hardest

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of those that thug hardest
            are the same that suck penis

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        James Gunn too. That was such a long lasting damage to their slate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Funny how Disney waited for the verdict, yet precedent towards whites says that even a slight accusation would mean getting fired on the spot.
      lol yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fassbender's accusations got hushed right before he played Magneto. And they had medical records, video.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fassbender's accusations got hushed right before he played Magneto. And they had medical records, video.
        Early life?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't look up who his maternal great-great-grand uncle was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only hired him because he looked like George Floyd, they were going to hold out until the fat lady sings.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Kang the Convict, amirite?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black woman from Loki will be revealed to be a Kang variant. She will be the new Kang and main villain for mcu

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The universe bends to her will.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Episode?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Joining the Panderverse

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dammm.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marry Gugu!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised they didn't do that in Loki S2

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WILL NO LONGER BE PORTRAYING

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    J U S T

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You whitebois do realize black men are more superior than you right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old man Johnny Depp escaped a white woman. Kang couldn't. We are not the same.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OOGA BOOGA
      Cool it Jamal.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they really aren't you homosexual israelite

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more superior
      Kek you already proved me wrong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is your flag?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You whitebois do realize black men are more superior than you ri-ACK

      >什么?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more superior
      So we are superior to other races but blacks are superior to us. I’m not quite sure I agree but I’m ok with being at least somewhat superior

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are more superior than you
      Black folk are a hoot

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO WE WUZ KANGS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      emphasis on wuz

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywoods biggest pushed babyface into a KWAB
    JUST

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe a guy with that face beat up his girlfriend

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Punk

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Tony

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still Tony.

      Still Tony

      Nah still Vince

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, Rovert.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BURN THE COAL
    PAY THE TOLL

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if that was a latina they'd have some aggressive make up sex afterwards.
    Is this real? Should i date latina to find out?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      latinas would literally murder you just no one else can have you. mind you this is on a bad relationship scenario where you want to break up or cheated etc. if you're not a scumbag they're perfect wifes and you won't see that crazy part from them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. About 5 years ago now I was flirting with another girl at my work and shouldn't have been. She texted me even though I had a girlfriend(Latina)and my girl found out. It was early enough in the relationship that I wasn't taking it serious enough and she asked me if I'd been doing that. I said yeah and was trying to think up an excuse when she starts hurting shit at me. I'm talking cups - the scrub pad holder on the sink - a fat woodwick candle(Hit the wall behind me and shattered)and that's when I moved in grabbed her by the shoulders
      >Are you fricking crazy!
      Her
      >I love you so much can't you see that!
      In a thick accent and then she started hugging me hard and crying and we ended making love. That was 5 years ago and we got married in Oct. I know someone will say I'm lying, etc, but that's okay. I'm happy as hell, and I don't plan on having a wandering eye ever again. Looking forward to trying for kids next year.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty hot if you ask me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she gets mad, then that means she cares.
        If she tries to murder you by throwing kitchenware at you then that means she's wife material.

        You would also have been thrown in jail and a protective order would have been placed against you if another woman saw that.
        Glad it worked out for you tho.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. Take care of that future child when it arrives, anon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about your fat Mexican wife

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey guys, just updating my story.
        I married her and now she's 350lbs, and we have her equally obese mother living with us

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post her breasts or go die forever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I had an ex that was latina, and she was my coworker. She was wildly possessive, but I didn’t really know about any of those stereotypes. One of my other coworkers was this cute chick who I’d occasionally shoot the shit with at work, and I’d added her on FB. My ex found out and she went ballistic. Tore my phone out of my hand and chucked it across the room, then mounted on me and started choking me saying “you’re mine.” Then she bit me on the neck and we started fricking.

      In fairness to her, I did like the other chick and contemplated about which of the two I should ask out. So while I hadn’t flirted with the other chick after getting together with my ex, I think she knew how I felt about her. And chicks talk all the time so I’m sure there was some work gossip. I still sometimes wonder what would have happened if I dated the other girl instead.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Tony.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was so obviously guilty. We should definitely be tweeting about how evil Disney was sitting on this until a verdict was reached.
    Supporting ANY MCU films is blood money now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      Remember when Disney thanked the chinese government for operating concentration camps? how time flies

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop watching capeshit you Disney cucks

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish males had human rights

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will once Israel gets wiped off the planet

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black man gets until proven guilty
    >white man gets dropped as soon as someone even alleges

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Gina Carano got fired for mean tweets, not even a crime.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one bugs me a lot. Actors are dumb and she said dumb stuff. Big surprise. Like, look at Charlie Sheen, he was showing up late to film Two and Half Men, wasting time and money. He said stupid stuff, but he was fired cause he was fricking up production. If Carano was fricking up production, yea, let her go. If she says dumb stuff, you know what you do? Literally make her say the opposite. Give her lines that contradict her real world statements.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If she says dumb stuff, you know what you do? Literally make her [character] say the opposite. Give her lines that contradict her real world statements.
          trips check out.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    latinas would literally murder you just no one else can have you. mind you this is on a bad relationship scenario where you want to break up or cheated etc. if you're not a scumbag they're perfect wifes and you won't see that crazy part from them.

    Actually based and true. The only reason white women have so much power is because of poojeets and changs.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buck status?

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Way to ruin your own future.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    might work out for Disney, gives them an excuse to ditch the 'phase 4' disaster

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Tony

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered if Cinemaphile is more racist or sexist.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is "yes".

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    Black person.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, you know a lot of the girls that accused R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, and Diddy were black right?

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your lawyer cries during trial you're probably fricked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It maybe could work if you're representing a rape victim who killed her rapist or a dad killing the guy who killed his kid while DUI or something. You're a Hollywood celeb lawyer defending a Black person millionaire charged with battery against his gf or whatever, not really the same level of tearjerker. Especially given how combative she's been during the trial and how she went gor *you were right to smack me* defense lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was insane to release those texts. that and leaning so hard on le racist angle

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >if that was a latina they'd have some aggressive make up sex afterwards.
    Is this real? Should i date latina to find out?

    latinas would literally murder you just no one else can have you. mind you this is on a bad relationship scenario where you want to break up or cheated etc. if you're not a scumbag they're perfect wifes and you won't see that crazy part from them.

    >if that was a latina they'd have some aggressive make up sex afterwards.

    YEP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaz9Yao5tnc

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Pipe down whiteboys. When a black man is present, be respectful.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *runs towards you*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only difference between a Black person like you and a bucket of poo is the bucket. Lick my anus and keep seething. lol

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    This is just moronic trolling

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic trolling
      that's redundant, just say trolling

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Disney took a bigger hit with the MCU than he did with his career KEK

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coal. Toll.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    your American law is broken, that guy basically did nothing wrong given the evidence release to the public, please tell me it was a jury decision and not a judge's right?
    he wasn't even wrong, he seems to have his mind gears working at a higher level, he's probably atheistic but from that pov he was pretty much on top of it with the demands he had to his gf, potential wife

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you might be atheistic too

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        well it's only natural for a zoomer with a limit world-view to perceive everyone as he sees himself, take care zoomie

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          definitely atheistic. when were you diagnosed?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard for us too anon. Do i root for a Black person, do i root for a womyn? It's literally impossible to decide as i hate both. Have some empathy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      .6s
      OFC it was the jury.
      His crime for which he was fired seems to be that he aped without intent to harm anyone and people were too close to his chimpout.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss you wont be missed you tryhard fricking coon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Ayo nine won won, if my b***h - I mean if my girl calls she just been playing aha. Aight?”

    >he looked like George Floyd
    >he acted like George Floyd

    Why did marvel try to make some hood Black person the face of their billion dollar franchise again?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been said already but he really does bear an uncanny resemblance to George Floyd. The massive push of him anywhere and everywhere and photo shoots and magazines and I'm not sure, but he might have even been named one of those stupid sexiest men alive things, etc. People think he was being set up and groomed for a George Floys biopic which is certainly being furiously written as we speak.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >George Floys biopic which is certainly being furiously written as we speak.
        Chauvin already wrote it when he killed the Black man in cold blood with dead eyes, uncaring.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KWAB
    Kang Was A black.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek. Black folk will be just side characters that are replaceable from now. He just had to have a fatherless white girl.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a modern day lynching of another black man.
    Too many black men have been accused by white women of crimes they didn't commit.
    Whites haven't learned anything from George Floyd's and Trayvon Martin's deaths.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would think black men would have learned from this and stop associating themselves with white women, especially mentally ill white women (celebrities).

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zesty sisters...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >end of the year looking back
      >this would have been a lock for a Best Actor Oscar nomination
      >could have even won since there's not really a frontrunner this year
      This is a fall from grace like I've never seen.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN GEORGE FLOYD!!!
    BLM NEEDS TO TAKE IT TO THE STREETS,NOW!

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you white homosexual, keep your black fetish away from latinas. Why the frick are you like this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Said the moron thinking its a fetish for interracial relationships, why are you like this?

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are zesty black bucks and their assorted apologists ITT really so low T you feel intimitated by a tiny woman running in your general direction that you feel it qualifies her as insane or are you simply scrambling for a reason a brotha shouldn't face the consequences of his actions?

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew Floyd didn't actually die. Now maybe he'll kill himself though.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him as Kang and that guy from Creed unironically.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is just the first step in his comeback

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comeback kang.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me explain this to you: homies can be gay too.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    z e s t y

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Vince, I'm afraid.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just going to pick another Black person and keep making this trash.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Kang black suddenly? The character is white

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    From my experience going out with a German girl/woman when I was in my late teens/twenties. I do actually believe its possible to have real friendship/relationships irl , but good Christ being with this girl was like walking on eggshells constantly , didn't feel secure being seen watching/writing/reading anything around her, she lived in constant paranoia and needed endless attention and would go off the the fuse with people I hung out with.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually after forever of not letting me break up with her and convinced I was unfaithful or overthinking things , she cheated on me with my brothers boyfriend , the same guy who joked he'd make a move on me they both have a kid now and last I heard he wanted out of the relationship.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At that point I was glad he took her off my hands.
        I didn't actually know she cheated until several years later , because the people I hung out with never said anything.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eventually after forever of not letting me break up with her and convinced I was unfaithful or overthinking things , she cheated on me with my brothers boyfriend , the same guy who joked he'd make a move on me they both have a kid now and last I heard he wanted out of the relationship.

          [...]
          From my experience going out with a German girl/woman when I was in my late teens/twenties. I do actually believe its possible to have real friendship/relationships irl , but good Christ being with this girl was like walking on eggshells constantly , didn't feel secure being seen watching/writing/reading anything around her, she lived in constant paranoia and needed endless attention and would go off the the fuse with people I hung out with.

          You're a deranged lunatic posting on here like it's a blog.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kang status: Wuz

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn...he was a good actor too.
    Well them's the breaks.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gay man is not going to be happy preteding to be straight.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Tony

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      'fraid so

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for changing the ethnicity of a character and resting your shoulders on a nighog.
    Marvel literally guckrd themselves with those woke choices.
    Khan has and will always be a descendant Richards therefore white.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Richards is Chilean now. Frijoles Ricardos

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael b Jordan will replace him

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carrying around a Bible like some kind of pro wrestling gimmick
    >holds an empty mug to remind us that he is now a "vessel for growth" after catching a charge
    He's sorry for getting caught!

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and just like that, he wuz NOT Kang

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Girlfriend was named Jabari
    Too far to connect your universe, Kevin.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else watched Loki S2 and felt surreal when they tried to portray his Black person as a smart and nervous scientist guy? Lmao it was so fricking bad.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this is the nail in the coffin for the MCU right?
    this was supposed to be the next Thanos from what i understand?
    so at BEST theres massive rewrites that will go to absolute shit or they just cancel the entire arc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, how are they going to dig themselves out of this hole? They bet the farm on him being the next major antagonist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kang is easily replacable by another actor since there are many alternate universe versions of him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and they all look like him besides the other species ones

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quick! Find another George Floyd lookalike!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily america is full of them!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should I really be sad that a 50-year old loser drug-addict and assault-convict accidentally died? I think society should secretly be glad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite yet, they are already deep in reshoots for almost everything, if something in 2024 does gangbusters Marvel might be resuscitated.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a FRICK, quit spamming this shit here Disney. Quit worrying so motherfricking much about what your moneymakers do in thier personal lives you fricking gay morons

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still Vince R. McMahonetty I'm afraid

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >especially in those circles
    not sure what you mean by that, but as a black man I wouldn't go after a white girl either way because I know that the type of white girls with a "bbc" fetish who go after black men are the lowest quality trash of your race.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is his career actually over or will Hollywood just rehire him in ten years?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood doesn't take care of people, it's over.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black men beat coalburners
    Based?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they beat them for trying to coal burn then yes but not otherwise.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all politics aside, I'm sad we won't see more of this zesty cuplover. he was just the right amount of weird when it came to his movies and his performances were really enjoyable. I'm not saying he was good but goshdarn I could watch him for hours

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi jonathan

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not Mr Majors, I did like to see him on the big screen (my pc monitor)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same
      he had sweet chestnut eyes and big comfy pecs...
      RIP In Peace Black Prince

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, live action sneed?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come he couldnt beat the charges? where was the Disney money?

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now we can say Jurnee Smollett has a homie moment aura, subtly pushing the bucks around her to get broke.

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All women deserve death by rape.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally someone said it

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    some pretty based headlines coming out of this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really is fricking hilarious when you step back and look at it all together
      >Black person with the biggest Black person nose and Black person lips in hollywood
      >plays character literally called kang
      >hits a woman or something and gets fired

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        also, wasn't the woman trying to say he dindu nuffin at one point, in an attempt to save his career?

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek so this is why he doesn't just smile like a normal person

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want his tender black bussy bouncing on my thick White wiener

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does kwab mean?

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to play Floyd now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he still is he just method acting

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he won

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli humiliation ritual?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from the creator of "Buck Breaking" and "Hidden Colors"

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Setting up 'the most dangerous Kang' and having Ant-Man solo him was already the death knell for this character

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