KWAB, what the point of being as strong as Godzilla when in the end it acts like a dog?

KWAB, what the point of being as strong as Godzilla when in the end it acts like a dog?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that lipstick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you have a godzilla with light blue glowy lipstick and a godzilla with pink glowy scales.

      I wonder what flag has those colors?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that's another thing I meant to include here

        This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

        >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
        >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
        >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
        >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

        I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

        The main scientist woman wears a striped shirt for most of the movie that looks like the transgender flag. White, pink, and blue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Transzilla

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's a faaaag

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's a slave
    A well trained one >:)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro it felt like Godzilla wasn't even trying.
    It felt like he could solo the whole film if he went all out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla clearly needs a stronger enemy to fight than Shimo the abused dog kaiju.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This has been a problem since they followed up KotM with GvK. What, Godzilla has defeated King Ghidorah, Monster Zero, the Devil with Three Heads, The False King, etc. and we're supposed to be in suspense when he's going against a giant gorilla?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the DBZ problem all over again, the only way kaijus can be compelling threats to Goji is if they outnumber him like a gorillion to 1 (GxK) or if you make every enemy a reincarnation of Ghidorah, to date the only thing that could have killed him even with a powerup (the Perfect Cell solution)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They could do Destoroyah, Gigan, Hedorah, or SpaceGodzilla.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bring in Destoroyah, he'll humble Godzilla pretty fast even with Kong hanging around to help him out.

            did you even watch vs Destoryah. He wasnt much of a threat to Godzilla at any stage, he only barely manages to beat Jr. Godzilla died from himself overloading with radiation, which was doing before the Destoryahs even formed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Overloaded Godzilla is very strong though. Destoroyah managing to hold his own is proof that he's strong too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was fighting a juiced up Godzilla who was much stronger than usual and didn't immediately get stomped to pieces, he'd be more than capable of killing a normal version of Godzilla.

                Also he brutalized Godzilla the most out of all the monsters, leaving deep gashes in his chest and shoulder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He also fricking tanked those Spiral rays

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >My head is a machete. your argument is invalid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Somehow becomes the most OP character in multiple Godzilla games
                DESTOROYAH SUPREMACY

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He was fighting a juiced up Godzilla who was much stronger than usual and didn't immediately get stomped to pieces, he'd be more than capable of killing a normal version of Godzilla.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bring in Destoroyah, he'll humble Godzilla pretty fast even with Kong hanging around to help him out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you don't NEED to DBZ it
          just new (for the monsterverse) and unique monsters would be enough if the movies are good
          People watch every possible permutation of superhero+superhero vs. villain+villain and those movies are generally shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the Showa era, Godzilla fighting Ghidorah was followed up by
        >big shrimp
        >big spider
        >pollution
        >Gigan
        >big drill bug
        >Mechagodzilla
        In the Heisei era, fighting Ghidorah was directly followed up by fighting Mothra and Battra. The Godzilla series isn't some power level nonsense, the fights just need to be entertaining.

        Did they miss a massive opportunity not having Shimo and Godzilla hook up? In the beginning, they joke about Godzilla wanting to find a mate, and then they make it a point to reveal that Shimo is a she. I was sure we'd be getting a baby Godzilla in the mid-credits scene.

        >they joke about Godzilla wanting to find a mate
        That was a joke about Kong.

        This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

        >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
        >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
        >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
        >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

        I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

        >they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife
        They literally showed multiple pictures of the two of them in his apartment, right up on camera.
        >whole rest of your post
        You are deeply mentally ill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're forgetting Showa Godzilla never beat Showa Ghidorah on his own. It was only by teaming up with other monsters that he stood a chance, so him fighting weaker monsters was fine.
          Plus, Showa Hedorah and Showa Mechagodzilla are both easily on the same threat level as Ghidorah.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Showa Godzilla never beats anyone on his own.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Godzilla's Revenge

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Also Terror of MechaGodzilla he beats Titanosaurus in their first fight and he beats MechaGodzilla in the final fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Three headed monster coming out of hell pit
        >Cross in the foreground
        >Is defeated by a laviathan
        Gay ass metaphor for the Trinity but from the perspective of gay ass satanists.
        Satanists should've just left my Kaiju kino alone. I watch two or three suitmation Godzilla movies a weekend but I've never seen the cg slop zilla movies (aside from '98 and 2014 once in the theaters).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >GODzilla defeats the Devil with Three Heads with the help of virgin born moth
          Religious kino...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          zero media literacy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        non complaint each story is a soft reboot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The novelty was that Kong is meant to be more intelligent than anyone Godzilla faced before, so it was strength v intelligence with Goji winning out in the end.
        The next enemy either has to be smarter than Kong or stronger than Godzilla and the problem was the Scar King and Shimu were neither

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We need to bring back DESTOROYAH!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hell yea!!!! DESTROYAH kills Kong in the first act!!! then Godzilla cries radioactive tears about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He stomped Scar King in less than 20 seconds when they finally came to blows. The entire film consists of Kong and human shit until the final 10 minutes then the fights happen in a flash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Him powering up is overkill. Maybe he wants to be extra prepared because he didn't want a repeat of MechaGodzilla.

      Maybe he actually intends to solo Skar King and Shimo (and the rest if the tribes) but Mothra specifically told him to work with Kong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, he also wasn't even trying against Kong on the first movie. As soon as he wen full ape shit crazy on Kong the fight was over within literally 5 seconds. Like, as soon as Godzilla looked at him you could see Kong's expression expressing "Yeah, I fricked up" so hard even blind people could see

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That moment in the Hong Kong fight when Godzilla literally laughed at Kong as he was dominating him
        Kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to mitigate this with a line in the movie implying that Godzilla nearly died to Kong who jobbed to scar king growing the need for them to team up, but it doesn't really work when you look at presentation and the actual feats themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing Kong did in the previous movie ever amounted to anything other than pissing off Godzilla to the point of getting beaten to the brink of death for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When did they say that? I only recall them saying that Godzilla almost died to Skar King's uprising.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kong beats Scar King the first time they meet tho. The only reason he has to run is because Scar King b***hes it and gets the giant frick off ice monster to blast him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad mecha gaped his scaley butthole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1 he was at half atomic power that fight and would have done better if at full strength(people who worked on the film said this)
        2 MechaGodzillas almost always push his shit in, so it is expected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's to prop up Kong. Kong isn't allowed to beat Godzilla, so they settled for having a Godzilla adjacent be subservient to him. They're trying to have their cake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kong isn't allowed to beat Godzilla
      He can't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what I said. Shimo is a Godzilla adjacent character he can exert control over without disrupting the series. Repeated since you couldn't read the first time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kong isn't allowed to beat Godzilla yet he can job to the industry of a barely recovered from war defeat country, KWAB

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most underwhelming shit I've ever seen. Godzilla just let's it live because ???? after spending half the movie raging and absorbing tons of radiation to evolve to fight it. Easily one of the dumbest Godzilla movies ever made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shimo isn't evil so Godzilla didn't want to kill her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla
      >Godzilla movies
      It's Kong movies feat. Godzilla as a side char

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla is in this one more than he's in Godzilla (2014). It's a Godzilla movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No he isn't. Fricking moron Black person. Not only is the 2014 one a fricking masterpiece compared to the rest of this miserable slop, but it definitely has a lot more Godzilla screentime.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            2014 is the worst American Godzilla movie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's the single best Godzilla movie period. Embarassing shill cope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's the single best Godzilla movie period
                Braindead zoomer take. The best movies came out decades earlier.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was boring and the human characters were unwatchable bad, bad acting and even worse writing, chat gpt generated shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this isnt even the 4th best godzilla movie of the last 10 years

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe on planet moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of the American ones, sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which is already a pretty low bar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a Muto movie featuring Godzilla as a side characters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Make protagonist bomb disposable expert
                >Have him just push the bomb away instead of disarming it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See, this is how you do it.

                This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

                >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
                >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
                >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
                >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

                I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

                Meds, now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thats King of the Monsters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Best of the Shart slop yes. Wouldn't even rank in top 5 all time Godzilla movies though.

              • 1 month ago
                DoctorGreen

                kys

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kong Kings keep winning

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all those baby Kongs with red fur including Mini Kong

    LMAAOOO Kong's gonna raise another ape's baby like the cuck he is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      both of Godzillas sons were adopted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that part with Kong using Mini Kong as a weapon
      I had a lot of fun with this movie man

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they miss a massive opportunity not having Shimo and Godzilla hook up? In the beginning, they joke about Godzilla wanting to find a mate, and then they make it a point to reveal that Shimo is a she. I was sure we'd be getting a baby Godzilla in the mid-credits scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't want to do a fire and ice pairing after how the last major franchise that had fire and ice as a theme turned out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I want my Frozen sequel where they go to war against a kingdom led by a fire mage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla's mate is Mothra, duh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its totally going to happen next film, did you see how amazed/turned on she was when he was blasting into the sky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the legendary cancer of treating kaiju like animal species desperately needs to stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla
      >Fire
      He's a nuclear powered reptile
      Also he gets Moth pussy already

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hideous dangerous beast
    >troon colours
    huh what did they mean by that??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

      >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
      >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
      >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
      >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

      I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wahh they took my dinosaur and turned it gay!
        seethe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >showatroony outing itself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There are no LGBTFSPPB+ in this movie, chud!
          >ummm yeah they made it gay but it's not for you chud!
          Pick one and only one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed this shit too, an agenda permeated the entire thing. I cannot fricking believe I just watched transgender propaganda disguised as a Godzilla movie...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah maybea big monke stealing beautiful white women is more your speed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In the original, she was pretty happy that Kong got shot. It wasn't until hippies took over when suddenly the movies change so she wants to frick a monkey.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
        ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that pic
          Kino reference to 1954. I loved GMK.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
            ?

            GMK is the best Godzilla movie and I don't give a shit if people disagree.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not an opinion I share but it's one I respect. Very solid Goji film.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so crypto-homosexualry? that's disapointing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not subtle about it at all. The movie is full of it. It felt like watching someone's gay Finn and Poe Star Wars fanfiction in every scene between the black guy and the Brit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Three headed monster coming out of hell pit
            >Cross in the foreground
            >Is defeated by a laviathan
            Gay ass metaphor for the Trinity but from the perspective of gay ass satanists.
            Satanists should've just left my Kaiju kino alone. I watch two or three suitmation Godzilla movies a weekend but I've never seen the cg slop zilla movies (aside from '98 and 2014 once in the theaters).

            get help/touch grass flat earth morons.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              homie why would the director include the cross so prominently in that shot if it's not to associate Ghidorah with it? b***h homie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but I watch absolutely no modern media except for Godzilla, so when I see it it hits like a truck. Maybe for normalgays are blind to it because everything they see is like this now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink
        Do really stop referring to Godzilla with male pronouns after the evolution? I need to actually know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. 100%. From the point at which Godzilla emerges from the ice cocoon, they don't refer to him as "him" again. But they do earlier in the film, and they do in all the others. They call him "it" or Godzilla.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just looked it up in the torrent and you're right. At 1:18:00 to 1:18:10

            >"It's changed"

            When in the previous scene they refer to Godzilla as a he and say he is absorbing all the energy down there.

            I skipped past all the human scenes when watching before, but can you confirm that not a single character refers to Godzilla as he again?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've only seen it once a few hours ago at the theater and don't have a rip to check (nor would I want to bother watching this garbage again), but yes I'm quite certain they don't use male pronouns again after that point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just went through the scenes quickly and I don't see any human characters referring to Godzilla again. This makes me really angry, I shitposted about the troony stuff since the first trailer, but now that I know my shitposts were accurate analysis of the movie, I'm left incredibly angry. They really want to corrupt everything. They try to be subtle, just one line of dialogue and then the visual symbolism, but they know what they're doing, it's all intentional.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just looked it up in the torrent and you're right. At 1:18:00 to 1:18:10

                >"It's changed"

                When in the previous scene they refer to Godzilla as a he and say he is absorbing all the energy down there.

                I skipped past all the human scenes when watching before, but can you confirm that not a single character refers to Godzilla as he again?

                Soon then Kong and Godzilla will frick and Godzilla will give birth to Kongzilla

                It's all according to plan...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. 100%. From the point at which Godzilla emerges from the ice cocoon, they don't refer to him as "him" again. But they do earlier in the film, and they do in all the others. They call him "it" or Godzilla.

          Read here.

          [...]
          [...]
          Having actually seen the film, I believe they are talking about the energy signature they are reading on the monitor increasing, not Godzilla himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's it like living with severe mental illness? Do you get monthly checks from the government?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. Shan't be watching the sissy hypno godzilla movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the most passing trans I've ever seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

      >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
      >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
      >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
      >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

      I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

      There are no gays or trannies in this entire movie
      >coded
      You especially are as gay and deranged as a troony, you should be sharing a sanitorium cell with one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        False damage control

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >scene where Godzilla is about to smash into a building with a pride flag, then manages to avoid it in comical fashion
        yep, its coded

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did this really happen? what part? what's the time stamp?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was most likely toward the end in the Brazil fight. But then again, it could have been in the France, Rome, or Spain scenes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean most likely? Does it actually happen or not?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one who posted about the scene, but having noticed all the rest of the LGBT signaling in the movie, I have no doubt it is there. I was merely suggesting the few scenes that would likely have it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is no such scene you super moron.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda reminds of of another Kaiju

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zilla should be smoking a gay here

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shucks guys, can't we just talk about Giant monsters fighting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was only like 10% of the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a terrible movie, there's nothing to talk about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't you seen the Monarch series? People would much rather learn about gays.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we ready to apologize to zilla 98 or still to early? How many troony godzilla movies more do we need until we can formally apologize?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been one of my favorites and I will never stop saying so. 98 and 2014 are top two in the franchise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ....Anon 98 was the ORIGINAL troony Godzilla.
      Also, 98 has long since been redeemed by the cartoon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this show was so based. 98 is flawed but ill forever be thankful because the cartoon wouldnt exist without it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      98 is an actual literal troony, though. Just because one thing is shit doesn't excuse another thing for also being shit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever explain what was the crystal skar king was using was?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was Shimo's decapitated penis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. It makes no sense. I guess it's just a broken off crystal spike that somehow has telepathic control over it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kek'd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I kek'd
      Are you the fat niger at the end of the video?

      Why didnt the baby nigglet die? Whats this marvel shit?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >godzilla but troon
    Very subtle, Legendary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trans lizard and black ape team up to overthrow ginger monkey who enslaves white b***h
      Subtle as subtle gets.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that KONG btfoed jobzilla and mechajobzilla.

    Kongos can't stop winning.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really didn't seem like Kong's new arm hurt Godzilla all that much, considering Godzilla punched him repeatedly in the face with it Godzilla pretty much recovered instantly an BTFO Kong...again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kong punched him*

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he sleeping in the coliseum?

    Seems like it would be hell to work/live in rome know godzilla is in there napping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He likes Italy. Cant blame him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >large empty pit
      >okay-ish weather
      >near the ocean
      >don't have to deal with America and its prodding bullshit
      >the most Italians will do is whine about their tourism industry
      Sounds like a sweet deal for him.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this 'frozen empire' programming? Ghostbusters 'Frozen Empire', GodzillaxKong Empire with ice age monster in it, what are they trying now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Muh global warming/climate change leading to a second ice age programming. But most likely either deliberately or accidentally caused by HAARP.

    • 1 month ago
      DoctorGreen

      >What's with this 'frozen empire' programming? Ghostbusters 'Frozen Empire', GodzillaxKong Empire with ice age monster in it, what are they trying now?
      preparing you for the invasion of the ice nazi empire

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiamat minding her own business
    >Godzilla comes to kick her out of her house and kills her

    The frick is wrong with him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much so they can go
      >LOOK NERDS IT'S THAT THING YOU SAW IN A COMIC TEN YEARS AGO CLAAAAAPPPP FOR US

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they dont know what to do with godzilla anymore. that powerup was completly unnecessary.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >powerup
        It's troony propaganda.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          irl yes but im talking about within the context the story.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Within the context of the story they go from referring to him as a he, to him as an "it" after the "evolution" it's overtly obviously transgenderism.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just shut the frick up about trannies for one minute. yes its troon propoganda but its still a powerup with that magentic field shit holy shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No they dont

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They absolutely do. Already confirmed and verified.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACKtually it was just debunked sorry

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's timestamped in this thread, moron. After he goes from blue to pink they only refer to him as it, never again calling Godzilla a he or a him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just watched the film, I don't seem to remember them ever calling Godzilla an "it", only as a he still.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                because it didnt happen, just a shitposter

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just watched the film, I don't seem to remember them ever calling Godzilla an "it", only as a he still.

                I literally time stamped it, it's 1:18:00 to 1:18:10, right after Godzilla breaks out of the ice and is now pink, they say, "It's changed" instead of how in the previous scene when Godzilla is in the ice they say, "He's absorbing the energy down there" So they go from calling him he to "it" after his transistion.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The scene that Godzilla breaks through the ice, the troony Monarch leader calls Godzilla "it" and after that point he is never referred to as a he/him again for the rest of the movie.

                [...]
                It did happen. Time to stop lying, damage control shill.

                Okay but you guys got to realize

                Godzilla has been referred to an it before in the past and he didn't actually just change genders, the movie would have made that more clear if that was the case.

                Stop with the conspiracy theories, jackasses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a coincidence that they refer to blue Godzilla as "he" and then after he goes pink they never gender him again. You are literally playing cover for transgender pedophile freaks who want to groom kids using Godzilla.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remember it being "he's changed" in the theater though?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're wrong, I literally have the torrent camrip open and listened to the scene after the anon mentioned it. I timestamped it, the line is, "It's changed." They refer to Godzilla as "he" for the last time in the previous scene while he is still in the ice, after he breaks out and is pink, they never gender him again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How many times they they refer to him as it in the movie and the timestamps?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's 1:18:00 to 1:18:10, right after he breaks out of the ice they call him an it, saying "It's changed" when in every previous scene they call him he, then they never gender him again in anyway. It's deliberately vague, but the meaning is clear.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Trans people don't like to be referred to as "its", so that's one big counterpoint to your guys claims right there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Trannies don't like anything, period. Not even themselves. Not that they can even decide what they want to be called on a given day, so I'm sure more than a few go by 'it'.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you're co-opting trans language in order to prove this movie is a trans psyop but you also understand that no pro-trans film would communicate that by calling them "it"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no pro-trans film would communicate that by calling them "it"
                You're the one assuming that, I'm saying it's possible because maybe a troony with it/its/it's/i'ts pronouns worked on the script.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody uses those pronouns and it's fricking embarrassing that you actually chose to post this shitty cope when proven wrong multiple times.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They like israelites, raping children, and ramming things into their buttholes, though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink
                Do really stop referring to Godzilla with male pronouns after the evolution? I need to actually know.

                This entire movie is absolutely troony/LGBT coded.

                >Australian troony in charge of Monarch now
                >British white guy and black comic relief guy from GvK have multiple scenes hugging and bizarrely flirting, black guy says he wants to kiss British guy on the mouth for saving them at the last second, and grabs his arm like a girl at a horror movie during a part where they all get scared (played for laughs but they apparently forgot the black guy had a dead wife and made him bizarrely effeminate in this movie)
                >Godzilla kills a pink female snake monster, absorbs all of it's radiation, and turns pink
                >Up until this point Godzilla is referred to as he, but the Monarch troony says "oh wow, it is changing!" when Godzilla comes out of hibernation glowing pink

                I could fricking go on, this entire thing is loaded in troony and gay dogwhistles and symbolism. Everyone was right to criticize it based on those first trailers because it actually did end up being exactly that.

                Having actually seen the film, I believe they are talking about the energy signature they are reading on the monitor increasing, not Godzilla himself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Responding to schizo shitposters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Read here.[...]

                Nope. Nice try homosexual shill. That dialogue is very specifically referring to Godzilla.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit you lost already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This. its his readings that are changing, they are referring to it, the frequency.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The scene that Godzilla breaks through the ice, the troony Monarch leader calls Godzilla "it" and after that point he is never referred to as a he/him again for the rest of the movie.

                because it didnt happen, just a shitposter

                It did happen. Time to stop lying, damage control shill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Only anon who can tell the truth, you told me about it and I looked it up and you were right. I'm waiting for someone to give me the scene where they refer to Godzilla as a he after he goes pink.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >him
      No deadnouning please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >man goes into woman's space
      >kicks her out and destroys her
      >appropriates her essence for his own ends

      Yeah, that's troony shit alright. Anyone sane might think it's a condemnation of men trying to steal women's identity and destroying society and real gender issues with it, but the people making this shit psychopaths who see it as a good thing. The movie has a very clear agenda in its imagery and symbolism throughout.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this has been his MO since KOTM, dude wakes up, picks a fight goes back to bed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kills Tiamat after kicking her out of her home
      >Tries to kill Kong even though they made peace with each other in the last movie and in spite of the fact that Kong very clearly didn't want to fight Godzilla again
      Why is the lizard so damn aggro man, he needs to chill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he needs mothra to tard wrangle him.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny how the Monarch series established that time in the Hollow Earth runs differently but in the movies it doesn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't keep how hollow earth works straight for a single movie, anon.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked, and this is coming from somoeone whose been supportive of the Monsterverse since 2014. Godzilla is extremely sidelined and is barely in this and gets this new crap form that;s ugly af. Too much Kong and there's barely any plot, too much action. Yes I know Godzilla films aren't known for their plots, but this one was extremely weak.

    Overall, definitely a movie to only watch once and not again. KOTM was better than this even, frick.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright everyone lets talk about the fricking elephant the room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly didn't even think about it while watching it because the sense of scale in these movies is garbage, but yeah, that dead monster is fricking big.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was wow'd by how big that monster must've been in life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly didn't even think about it while watching it because the sense of scale in these movies is garbage, but yeah, that dead monster is fricking big.

      I was wow'd by how big that monster must've been in life.

      I'm pissed that the shills all spread lies for months that shimo was going to be the biggest monster in these movies thus far, and he ended up being basically the same size as Godzilla...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shimo is 162m, taller than Ghidorah you moron. Shimo's head is the size of Godzilla's torso you pavement ape.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Standing on her back legs which she can only do briefly otherwise her barely hits Godzilla's chin.

          Also Ghidorah is still the strongest antagonist in the series.
          Shimo gets pushed around by Godzilla more then the other way around.
          And MechaGodzilla is a glass cannon, fast and strong but but melts when hits someone within Godzilla's weight class.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie. It's like a return to form with the older Showa era with the lack of seriousness or stakes.

    It certainly feels more like a comedy than KOTMs. The monsters were animated like humans in suits, plus the monsters were more expressive and there was no weight at all. Like you have King Kong and Scar King doing Dark Souls rolls and Godzilla sprinting like a guy. Plus the whole King Kong section just felt like Elden Ring + Monster World, especially the fricking Seath fight in Demons Ruin. Overall fun movie, lots more action, lots less humans, less serious tone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically how I felt.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kong is black coded that's why he's so strong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of the Kong and Scar King shit felt like a Wakanda/Planet of the Apes ripoff. Obvious BLM trash is obvious.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did Scar King manage to enslave Shimo in the first place, this b***h is practically Godzilla's equal and he was getting his ass handed to him in the brief moments where he fought him one on one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sacrificed a LOT of monkeys

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >troonys are so obsessed with inserting themselves into everything that they turn a giant radioactive monster that fricking hates humanity in to one of them

    ALSO, put a whole new light on this from a few months ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate trannies.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most obvious samegay ever

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The schizos in this thread believing Godzilla is trans, hahaha. It's clearly a reference to Super Saiyan Rose, and the film crew have repeatedly called Godzilla as a "he" still. So there is not trans thing to be found here.

    You guys all make me laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They deliberately make the propaganda vague and subtle so useful idiots like you will play cover for them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you're just clinically moronic and see conspiracies everywhere. You ever think about that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm your immune system, homosexual, you better hope I stay on guard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Desperate damage control gaslighting

      The movie has the clearest LGBT agenda I've seen outside of movies like Brokeback Mountain, Dallas Buyer's Club, and Moonlight. It's plain as day and is very clearly aimed at grooming and brainwashing children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I see your one of those "anti-woke" people.

        Yeah that's all I need to now. No point in arguing with people like you, you can't listen to reason.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was it a mistake to cast a deaf girl as the most important human character?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're certainly raking in those diversity/disabled bux, so they probably don't think so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People hate human dialogue in these movies.
      >Cast a silent character

      Perfect solution instead of another Millie Bobby Brown Clown whine character.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Diversity points
      >Emphasis on facial expressions when acting
      >Don't have to listen to dialogue
      >Fits with Kong's gorilla stuff
      Honestly, it was the perfect solution

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is the gore and swearing? I want to know if it's okay for kids or aging parents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if they're okay with nature dosumentaries they'll be fine with this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not much swearing. There is quite a bit of monster gore with a lot of green blood and guts, with Kong in particular eating other monsters he has killed.

        Gore is on par with the other Legendary monsterverse movies, especially the scene in GvK where Kong rips the head off the flying snake thing and eats its entrails. One scene he rips a wolf-type creature in half and bathes in its blood to scare off the rest of the pack. In another, Godzilla obliterates a monster with his atomic breath and gets drenched in an explosion of its blood.

        Thanks, lads. Now I know the warnings to give to both parties.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not much swearing. There is quite a bit of monster gore with a lot of green blood and guts, with Kong in particular eating other monsters he has killed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gore is on par with the other Legendary monsterverse movies, especially the scene in GvK where Kong rips the head off the flying snake thing and eats its entrails. One scene he rips a wolf-type creature in half and bathes in its blood to scare off the rest of the pack. In another, Godzilla obliterates a monster with his atomic breath and gets drenched in an explosion of its blood.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of making Godzilla trans is very stupid, so I don't buy for a second even with said line of "It's changed" amounts to jack shit as if they ACTUALLY made Godzilla change their gender, you bet their'd be a lot of controversy stirred about it.

    So clearly, Godzilla is still male.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be wrong. And it's much more permeated and scattered throughout the movie than just implying Godzilla is Trans through strategic pronoun use and color changes. There are many scenes drenched pink and blue light, characters wear pink white and blue clothing, there's a transgender character in a leadership position at Monarch, there's a lot of gay flirting between the two male leads. It's all over this fricking movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a transgender character in a leadership position at Monarch
        Can you give me the timestamp for this character? I will take screenshots and post them here to back up your points.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't have any timestamps, but it's the vaguely Asian looking Monarch officer with a huge manjaw and an Australian/New Zealand accent. Don't even know if the character had a name but "it" sure had a lot of lines.

          can you find the actor for the troon in the credits? that would help. i thought there was something off about that character.

          I struggled to find a credit for that character, but I think the actors name is Rachel House. Not much to find about him/her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can you find the actor for the troon in the credits? that would help. i thought there was something off about that character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a transgender character in a leadership position at Monarch
        Can you give me the timestamp for this character? I will take screenshots and post them here to back up your points.

        can you find the actor for the troon in the credits? that would help. i thought there was something off about that character.

        Thats not a troony you fricking morons it's an ugly islander woman. Rachel house

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh okay. sorry. i got caught up in the thread's spirit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this photo and tell me this is a woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's in a bunch of movies, she used to be fatter. she is in the wilderpeople movie, and thor: love and thunder. she's getting more work. I was shocked how much weight she lost.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this photo and tell me this is a woman.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          >the troony was born in a place called ACKland
          You can't make this shit up.

          I haven't found anything about whether this person is trans or not, but watching the movie there was something decidedly very off about "her". The voice, the mannerisms, and that fricking face do not lie. They may have successful scrubbed all trace of their male origins from the internet, but there is no way that was a biological woman. Not even for an abbo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you. This movie is a high level psyop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can you find the actor for the troon in the credits? that would help. i thought there was something off about that character.

        NTA, but I think I found them. I believe they are referring to Hampton, looks like a troon but still researching to confirm. The actor is Rachel House:

        https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1344302/?ref_=tt_cl_t_7

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That creature is 100% ugly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look at this photo and tell me this is a woman.

            [...]
            NTA, but I think I found them. I believe they are referring to Hampton, looks like a troon but still researching to confirm. The actor is Rachel House:

            https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1344302/?ref_=tt_cl_t_7

            [...]
            [...]
            Thats not a troony you fricking morons it's an ugly islander woman. Rachel house

            can you find the actor for the troon in the credits? that would help. i thought there was something off about that character.

            You'd be wrong. And it's much more permeated and scattered throughout the movie than just implying Godzilla is Trans through strategic pronoun use and color changes. There are many scenes drenched pink and blue light, characters wear pink white and blue clothing, there's a transgender character in a leadership position at Monarch, there's a lot of gay flirting between the two male leads. It's all over this fricking movie.

            >the troony was born in a place called ACKland
            You can't make this shit up.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised no one is talking about Godzilla is barely in this movie.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How dumb is the plot in this compared to something like Heisei's GvKG, or the Megalon movie? I've heard a lot about how it's just dumb exposition dumps that don't make sense but also say it harkens back to the silly Godzilla nonsense of the 60's and how that doesn't fly anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just straight up dumb, all it of. Not in any good way, just in a total complete slop way where they just made up shit for a story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, seconding this. The 60's and 70's Godzilla stuff might have been schlocky and goofy and cheesy at times, but this movie is just moronic. Not fun, not endearing. Just stupid and bad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's the difference between underground people in Megalon and underground people here? Or the constant time travel and super android on the 90's Godzilla vs Ghidorah film. It's all fricking dumb shit. The only difference you could say is that it's in a much shorter runtime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not fun
          I have no idea how you gleamed no fun from this flick. It cranked everything from GvK to 11

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly fine. Most of the story focuses on Kong, though. Godzilla's part is him beating the shit out of monsters on the surface.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NO PLEASE DONT SUPLEX ME GODZILLA IM SORRY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >TreyKong Martin

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seems a bit redundant to have kong lose to Godzilla again

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys know that scene where Kong is riding Godzilla, some one on 2chan said he was going to "Yoshi" Godzilla over a cliff. LMAO!!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So ultimately what is better, GvK or GxK? I have a friend who isn't huge on these movies give GvK a 7/10 and this one a 5/10. But others say it's better than GvK, with less annoying humans and more focus on the monsters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GvK is a 5/10, GxK is a 2/10 at best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GvK is way better. More focused. Better fights. Mechagodzilla is a way better villain.
      This was all over the place, felt more like slop. Felt more empty with too much going on like marvelslop.

      If monsters just came up from middle earth and G&K had to tag team a bunch of monsters 1 by 1 in clear well thought out fights, with having to save a small Kong family/colony in hollow earth at the end - that simple plot would have been way better than this evil monkey army-hollow earth people magic crystal slop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to add, GvK was only the 2nd movie I EVER saw more than once in a theater, and that was at the request of my gf, who was not a zilla fan at all, had never seen any zilla movie before, and had a blast and was won over with that movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to add, GvK was only the 2nd movie I EVER saw more than once in a theater, and that was at the request of my gf, who was not a zilla fan at all, had never seen any zilla movie before, and had a blast and was won over with that movie

        I don't even think GvK was very good, but it was significantly better than GxK on every level. GxK has no redeeming qualities at all. The only returning cast were the weak links from the last one, the CGI is way worse, it's even more Kong-centric, the story makes less sense, and the fight scenes aren't even exciting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GxK had some absolutely ridiculous shit happening but they're pretty much on par with each other. The humans parts were better but I felt like there was too much of it and not enough brawling.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if the monsterverse had been handled consistently and competently where would we be right now?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Barring all the other serious problems this disaster has, the thing no one is really talking about is how utterly bad the CGI is in this one. It's yet another major new low for special effects in a big Hollywood blockbuster, it looks so fricking shitty. The fight scenes also keep getting more and more weightless and incomprehensible. Half the final fight is regularly obscured by the camera going behind buildings and dust clouds and shit instead of actually showing what is going on. Totally incompetent film from top to bottom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I still think Kotm had the worst CG of any of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was passable, maybe only slightly worse than GvK, I know it's been a few years and not fair to compare it too, but KOTM was the worst by far. Cheap'd out with everything in the dark/rain. PS3 cut-scene tier....

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla 2014: Only good-ish in the last 30 min. Aaron is boring as frick, Lizzy is boring as frick, moving is dark as frick.

    >KotM: Fun movie that knew what it was, dialogue was cringe and took me out of it at times, but the spectacle was cool enough. Fun highly flawed movie.

    >GvK: Less annoying humans, but they're still boring still. Movie is stupid but not too stupid. Kinda fun as a whole, worth a watch.

    >GxK: Kong is good, SK is fun, and the final fights are decent. Everything is nonsense and expository you have to sit through. It's whatever.

    Was this person right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, frick no. Awful opinion.

      2014 is genuine kino that had a skilled director and cinematographer and made excellent, strategic use of its budget to deliver one of the absolute best Godzilla films. It's far better than the rest and has real merit.

      KotM is idiotic at times, but still entertaining. A distinct downgrade from 2014 with an inferior director and cast, cheaper CG (but understandable for how much more it has to use), but still had great action and an ok plot.

      GvK is dumb and soulless and threw away the entire tone and style of the previous two films in favor of soaking everything in neon and synthwave music for some reason while focusing mostly on Kong. Had some decent cg and action scenes but is mostly not a good movie.

      GxK is awful and quadruples down on everything GvK did wrong while also being worse in all the other ways it possibly could as well. Where I would never necessarily go out of my way to rematch Gvk, it was at least somewhat watchable still despite being a rather tragic mishandling of a once promising and cool franchise, I cannot say the same for GxK. This is a completely irredeemable dumpster fire not worth even a second viewing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the absolute best Godzilla films
        >when the main monster is MUTO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >real merit
        >lmao heres a cutaway, theres a cutaway, its all cutaways!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2014 is genuine kino
        No. It's the weakest of the Monsterverse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i like whatever movie has the best memes except KOTM sucked so bad holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla 2014: 7/10 movie with absolutely 11/10 moments. The first 20 or so minutes of this movie with Bryan Cranston are just breathtaking. Too bad they killed him off and left us with boring protagonists. The Godzilla fight at the end was top notch though, and some stand out scenes like Godzilla's first appearance really elevate this movie. But again, the lack of a good protagonist for the audience to anchor onto dragged it down. Best mood out of all the Monsterverse movies.

      >KotM: Fun, you can tell the director is a huge fan. Bit of a mess, some of the references were great (that Bear McCreary song) while some fricking suck (Oxygen Destroyer out of nowhere for no goddamn reason). Rodan scene was great and the fight scenes had some weight but sometimes were a bit too dark. Also has the worst, most eyeroll worthy jokes of all these movies. Best soundtrack out of all the Monsterverse films.

      >GvK: Really fun movie and knew that the audience really wanted to know who would win between the two. Delivers on that and a lot more. I'd say the action here is better than KotM but KotMs had more weight. The human characters here were better too but you can also tell a bunch of stuff was lost in editing. Best fights out of all the Monsterverse films.

      >GxK: Dunno, seeing it tomorrow.

      I'd say these movies do a really good job of being stupid but fun, but not annoying or frustratingly stupid like the later Bayformers movies. It also helps that it does not poke fun at itself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think that movies taking themselves seriously helps out a lot.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think there's only like 10, at most objectively good Godzilla films (and maybe that's being generous), the rest are varying degrees of slop that are one and done films.

    t. Someone who grew up with the films.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's basically true. Generally speaking, those are the more serious ones too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think most Godzilla films are good.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No Millie? 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >legendarygays are all peds
      No surprise there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Millie is an adult now wtf are you on about? I didn't even watch Stranger Things but ok.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie makes KOTM look like a masterpiece in comparison, damn I was too harsh on that movie looking back.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now with GxK, the Monsterverse has done most types of Godzilla movies
    >Godzilla (2014): Godzilla is a force of nature, Godzilla in the background to humans
    >Godzilla KOTM: Godzilla is the protector of the world, Godzilla and friends vs. bad guys, Godzilla teams up with humans
    >Godzilla GvK: Godzilla teams up with someone, Godzilla vs humans
    >Godzilla GxK: Godzilla is in a comedy, Godzilla is an everyday occurrence, Godzilla has a new form
    Now all we need is a movie where Godzilla fights an evil Godzilla, Godzilla makes some friends, and Godzilla fights an alien

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they never even did one where godzilla is the main threat to people like 54, raids agains, every single heisei Godzilla is the main threat besides Spacegodzilla, GMK, Shin, Minus One

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kong is so pathetic he has to ask the humans' help for his bad tooth

    KWAB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How light is Kong to be carried by those? Godzilla weighs like over 100,000 tons. He weighs basically about as much as the aircraft carrier they were standing on in GvK.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're VERY strong helicopters

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shimo was the one thing I was hoping would be good about this shitshow, but they couldn't even manage that right.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people here who like 2014
    I'm glad they start their posts with it so I don't have to read the rest.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being god of the titans also comes with wanting that role and being willing to defend it. She seems like she just wants to chill and be left alone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chill

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >appear once in the Monsterverse comics
    >holds her own against Godzilla fairly well
    >gets fricking decimated in her first movie appearance
    I guess Goji didn't have any time to waste.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GET THE FRICK OFF MY BOARD LEGENDARY Black person PIECES OF SHIT!!! FACT!!!
    mods pls don’t ban me again, just tired of this same obvious shill spamming the last few days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, legendary saved the franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunate as you might find it, Monsterverse probably reinvigorated love for Godzilla movies in the US like no other Goji installment. Minus One probably would not have gotten the reception nor the prestige it obtained had it not been for Monsterverse.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOPE, LEGENDARY SAVED THE FRANCHISE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha seeeeethe while the toho heads call up legendary to congratulate them on another job well done

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >based kong could heem the orange jobber if it wasnt for pet discount ice godzilla
    >based godzilla could heem kong, orange jobber and his crew, shimo, and all of the other titans on earth just to get a snack
    >doesnt only because mothra asks to chill for a bit and they go way back
    Kong is a pretty cool guy, but godzilla is THE guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the concept that Mothra is the "mediator" between the realms and kaiju. Really ups her importance and makes her more than Godzilla's occasional friend.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Latvia, and we have 0 troony movement here and globohomosexual is shunned in general.
    I didnt even notice the whole pink/troony/homosexual propoganda, because it isnt coded in our brains yet. I just thought godzilla was a non-stop cool psyho who just wanted his radioactive roids.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is KWAB?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he stronger than ghidora in king of the monsters?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was a slow ass lizard with no weapon other than an ice beam, so I'd say no.....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he

        No
        Just durable and Godzilla was going easy on her their entire fight.
        He only went god mode when he fought the red monkey and while still in it pushed her around.

        >her
        Xir

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Just durable and Godzilla was going easy on her their entire fight.
      He only went god mode when he fought the red monkey and while still in it pushed her around.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I expected the villains to get progressively stronger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily. The final villain of each era is typically the strongest, but successive villains aren't always stronger than their predecessor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I expected more from her.
            But I guess Godzilla's new form was meant so he could solo the army which it felt like he could.
            Though I am glad Ghidorah is the pinnacle of the villains and Burning is the pinnacle of the heroes because it would get ridiculous otherwise.

            I always assumed they’d do Destroyah at some point yeah I mean Shimo is new but I was wondering if she’s actually really powerful, what about Scar king?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If they do Destoroyah at all (and I hope they do), it will be for the absolutely finale of the Monsterverse.
              As for power levels, Skar King seems to be weaker than Kong, but more skilled. I wonder how he got that crystal?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They shot themselves in the foot, anon
                The MV-OD was a dud that dispersed Anti-Nuke Bacteria
                Burning was wasted on an "invincibility star" trope
                Godzilla himself is sterile and adopts A FRICKING GECKO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I expected more from her.
          But I guess Godzilla's new form was meant so he could solo the army which it felt like he could.
          Though I am glad Ghidorah is the pinnacle of the villains and Burning is the pinnacle of the heroes because it would get ridiculous otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone feel free to correct me, but iirc it was alluded to somewhere that Shimo is the one that froze Ghidorah. So probably not stronger, maybe teamed up with Goji to freeze Ghidorah. Again, idk for sure, I could honestly just be turning some offhanded speculations into fact in my head

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No that was a shitty rumour that moronic fans gaslit themselves into believing.

        Godzilla Mothra and Rodan in the past fought him and drove off and as he was trying to fly away Godzilla shot him out the sky via atomic breath.
        As stated by the KOTM director.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          (me)
          Not a rumour just random drivel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah okay. Would honestly have been better for the story and setting up how strong Shimo is, bringing it full circle back to KotM instead of just "Shimo did le ICEAGE!!!" The lack of Shimo backstory was lame, especially for allegedly being the "first titan" that created all titans, unless they dropped that premise entirely.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it could have but it would retcon so much stuff and wingtard has done that too much already and I don't want anymore of that.
            I want a little bit of consistency between these movies

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be kino if Goji and Kong pacific rimjobbed some jaegers in the next movie?

    Also if Godzilla is so strong, how come he didn't stop 9/11?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is Godzillas problem?

    Like kong tried asking him for help and he just attacks him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't relax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >GET THE FRICK OFF MY PROPERTY

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was even the point of Godzilla getting a new form? Shimo and Scar King were barely even threats compared to Ghidorah and Mechagodzilla. Maybe it was for the army, but Mothra was the only one who actually took them down.

    Come to think of it, why was Godzilla even in this movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Come to think of it, why was Godzilla even in this movie?
      Because the early test screenings with less Godzilla screentime were fricking trash, and they decided to shoehorn him a little bit more for the final cut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why was Godzilla even in this movie?
      It was obviously supposed to be a Kong solo film and they just tacked Godzilla on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That would make a lot more sense. Godzilla is so irrelevant in this one, it wouldn't surprise me if it was supposed to be a Kong flick at first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why was Godzilla even in this movie?
      It was obviously supposed to be a Kong solo film and they just tacked Godzilla on

      except that in the final fight Godzilla carried hard. Kong just stood there getting frozen or getting knocked around. Also Kong obsesses about his axe the whole movie and never ends up doing shit with it.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers lied to me 3 times about the post credits Destroyah cameo
    Movie was pretty good though, I liked that they depicted Godzilla as a fricking badass that didnt take any shit, and he was actually needed for the final battle instead of Kong stealing all the thunder

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >takes the axe from kong
    >never uses it against godzilla, drops it after using it for like a minute
    Come on, like imagine him combining the dorsal plate to his whip/dual wielding and putting up a good fight instead of instantly jobbing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the movie rushes through the final battle and just ends.
      It lacks the build up of 2014, KOTM and GvK finales.
      Same problem with skull island(it has a good ending but the end of the fight is lacklustre) but worse.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Friday morning threads were comfy with people who just like Godzilla
    >Saturday morning threads are filled with drooling morons who can’t stop thinking of trannies for 2 seconds
    Anyway, why’d they make Mothra so sexy?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish Bear McCreary was doing the soundtracks
    Hearing those classic themes in KOTM was fricking amazing
    I need the Godzilla theme

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 4 hours until I see Kongzilla with my mother
    I hope it doesn't suck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun, hope you enjoy.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame they don't use some of the weird old Godzilla enemies like Hedorah or Biollante, they're much more interesting than just a bigger lizard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well Wingard did say if GxK does well that he'd like to do a third Godzilla/Kong movie, so there's still hope. Just hoping Toho sees how well the franchise is doing here and gives Legendary free reign to use some of their other monsters instead of Legendary having to just shit new titans out of whole cloth. With how well the fan films of V Gigan and V Megalon did it would be awesome to do a psuedo-adaptation of Godzilla V Megalon minus the pedophiles that created Jet Jaguar. Also, where the frick is King Caesar?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Save Megalon(Enemy) and King Ceasar(Rival) for a Kingdom Kong film.
        And have a Godzilla vs Gigan movie featuring Rodan vs Megaguirus(I a have a very well thought out story for this idea)

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