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What's the premise about?
>the cat is more frickable than the girl platypus
what the frick kyle
this would almost make sense if it wasn't for the hammer, seriously anyone keeping count of how many pitches or cartoon concepts has he made?
At least 70 pitches he's posted over the years.
Kyle is the Dr. Calamitous of animation. This guy can't flesh out a single cartoon to save his life. I think his art style is good, it's just he sucks as a writer and should probably hire one because all his ideas are so paper thin like he came up with everything in 10 minutes.
the thing that gets me about kyle is that between frog raccoon strawberry and magiswords he can make some good designs when he limits himself a bit but like 99% of his output looks bad and his humor is pretty bad largely (the earlier parts of FRS were some of the unfunniest shit I've ever encountered)
I like his Burger Cuphead clone
For me it's the Good Burger clone with pizza
I remember the great art people made from this pitch.
Damn fine digits in this thread.
I can see this one getting a pilot, two workers just delivering pizza while wacky shit happens on their hometown
Love the designs, hate the name.
Yeah, it needs a name that rolls off the tongue better, Pizza Pigs or Pig-Out-Pizza.
The human version was better. This is probably the only pitch of his I saw with Legs. Because holy shit do most of them just seem so random and stupid. Which I guess is the point but I don't want to buy that.
He did an animatic with a previous version
>It's dead
Wow Kyle just manages to ensure any proof of his competency remains unseen
The things I would do to that orange
These always make me laugh. They're like parodies of what a cartoon is.
Do you think Kyle would have better luck getting one of his pitches greenlighted if he lost weight, got a haircut and shave, and generally stopped looking like a giant pedophile?
I think the only reason he looks like that is he's a narcissist.
He wants to be Weird Al super badly and acts quirky a lot
Lots of accessories to try and try the eye away from how fricking misshapen and ugly his face is. Long hair to hide the receding hairline. Muttonchops to hide the lack of jawline. Big fricking nerd glasses to draw attention away from his fat Black person lips.
He gave up on life after his childhood idol (John K) called him out for his shitty art. I doubt he even bathes or brushes his teeth anymore.
Why can't this guy design characters? He is the ultimate example of bad character design. Every character he's every come up with looks like a madlib in cartoon form.
Why doesn't this guy just make another Animaniacs considering he has like twenty concepts?
Does he think these homosexualy little line-ups are the same thing as a show pitch? Doesn't even seem like there's any passion behind it. Just a desperate need to come up with some combo of 2 or 3 wacky characters and a gimmick.
No. I think he'd rather try 30 loose ideas to see if any of them vibe than overspend effort on one big one.
I'd still take a bad imitation of weird al over a lot of the dickheads in the industry.
He needs someone in his life to help focus the good ideas and toss the trash.
the people want ground keith.
I feel like his pitches could have worked in the late 80s to mid 90s or so. He seems to really want in on that early Nicktoons thing, but that era is long long over.
Every time Kyle Carrozza posts a new "pitch" I think of the cartoon pitch scene from Freddy Got Fingered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSgOb1FvPAQ
Don't forget the opening scene:
Kyle A. Carrozza peaked with Moobeard. He knows it, we know it. If that never goes anywhere, none of his other "pitches" ever will. Plain and simple.
Moobeard and Weird Eddie were the only two things he made I actually kind of enjoyed. Too bad.
god these characters look obnoxious, they look like theyd have the most annoyingly exaggeratedly cartoon voices that would grate hard to the max
Hope someone told him that just because no one outside of Japan knows what Game Center Arashi is doesn't make it free game to base your donut steel.
Kyle is very foolish
Speaking of Kahl needs to move to Japan, those asiatics love their adjective noun based pitches nowadays.
and female nudity