Kyle Reese wore hobo pants with no underwear and got laid within 24 hours of meeting a girl.
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Kyle Reese wore hobo pants with no underwear and got laid within 24 hours of meeting a girl.
Kyle Reese wore hobo pants with no underwear and got laid within 24 hours of meeting a girl.
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he also successfully evaded a terminator on multiple occassions what have you done
Ate popcorn while enjoying his biopic entitled “The Terminator”.
>You will never go back in time to when your friends milf was in her 20’s to make love and become your friends dad
I wanna frick stinky resistance pussy
Way didn't she run for betterh cover
she's a woman
they probably frick every day to breed soldiers
now imagine if you were living in the world where it is highly encouraged to have sex with each other and still not score pussy, I'd side with skynet
The Incelnator
Seriously what was Spielberg thinking?
>written by jimmy cameron
this the same homie that thought "hasta la vista baby" was a cool line.
Cameron's dialogue has always been somewhat cringe. There is no memorable dialogue in Avatar 1 or 2. At least Terminator 1 and 2 had some memorable one-liners.
>this the same homie that thought "hasta la vista baby" was a cool line.
How did zoomers lose the ability to understand camp?
Every generation that came before them seems to get it, but they just can't seem to wrap their minds around it.
What changed?
Women frick men who save them from death. How do you not know this?
So you're saying if I threaten a woman with death and then don't do it I would technically be her savior?
there's not enough effort into it. for it to count you have to fight someone else off, not your own schizo personality.
mmm, nice
the hobo pants had stains too. dear God. he was from a future that was so bad you'd be lucky to fine an intact pair of pants even if they were soiled. that's your treasure for the day. worst than DayZ looting
It's a movie, you know. Not reality
You would too if you had 24hours to live
>chad can wear hobo pants with no underwear and get laid within 24 hours of meeting a girl.
reality of life. any kino for this feel?
The Terminator (1984)
>just be Michael Biehn in his prime bro
In a movie where TIME TRAVEL was possible. Don't live your life like fantasy is real you dumb homosexual.
I've actually done the Kyle Reese challenge (AKA "Reese's Piece") (trade a hobo for his pants then go to a bar and try to get laid) and it's 100% possible you just have no game.
>Kyle Reese challenge (AKA "Reese's Piece")
that is just such a cool picture ain't it
>he's hot
>he saved her life
>he's a bit insane
>he wanted to frick her and only her since he was a child and told her that
I was in my dirty ass work shirt with my friend on his date when I met my wife.
I was wearing shit covered dungarees when I met your wife
Now all you have to do is save a 23 year old waitress from a killer robot from the future.
>just be yourself
I'm 6'1", white, 185, have a 8" dick, have a truly beautiful face, make six figures and haven't fricked in a year. Frick this gay earth.
that's by choice bruh
Bane?
>Local man has to save a woman from the an apocalypse to get even a sniff of booty
How is this any different then IRL?
he's also a good looking badass and the girl was desperate