I’m in a dilemma because I have a seriously funny and clever name for Tom Holland but I can’t type it because I’m worried it might be perceived as a threat when all that it is, is a clever pun on his first name and the fact that all of his movies outside of spidey end up flopping.
Flop Holland will do but the other one is funnier.
Kind of, white men are still hot and desired after a decade-long hitjob in the mainstream whereas homies and the other nonwhite males are nothing without PR, to the extent that they openly and shamelessly hope and beg and pray for the PR gods to bless them with a cultural moment. Diversity is so disappointing, these people are so fricking pathetic and ugly.
My old neighbor had a kid and finally came out of the closet when his son was in his 20's. My coworker turned troon after having two kids and one was in her teens. This doesn't prove shit.
It's seriously a problem. I fricked up the wording thuogh, my coworker's husband is the one that trooned out not my coworker. He stole a bunch of money from her and then ditched them all. Also their oldest kid is ftm now.
Found out the principle of the CHRISTIAN school I went to as a kid was gay and divorced his wife and ran off with some dude. His kids are my age and in their 40s.
Thanks mom and dad for sending me to some christgay school. Instead of actually learning math, science, or computers I got stuck memorizing ancient Semitic bullshit from some closeted peter puffer.
Ya I want to send my kids there but I’m worried they’ll get bullied for not going to church or knowing Christian stuff.
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Send them to military school. They will get bullied there too but only until they harden up. My kids are going to hate me for it at the time but it's already been decided.
he reminds me of when kids first go through puberty. they have the absolute worst taste in women. that's basically timmy. just sees breasts and ass and wanta to frick. his other girls were also basic npc bimbos.
He’s probably going to Elon and knock up a lot of girls, feel like baby-crazy is about to really trend, zoomer girls seem to want kids more than millennial women do.
>be the most in demand actor on the planet rn (right now) >decide to get a bogged single mother mudshark with a mental family up the duff
So much for that fabled high israeli IQ
how do the mid looking plastic prostitutes do it? always roping some new rapper, athlete, or actor into their family machinations. These dudes could get any number of hot girls to worship the ground the walk on yet they go for the Kardashian psychos
He just signed a big deal with WB to be in more blockbusters, each commanding 10M+ paychecks at least. Whether this news is true, you see what's at stake.
In a world where every zoomer is trying to virtue signal and gain LGBTQABCXYZ+++ diversity points, are beards still a thing? Who still feels compelled to pretend they're straight if they're not?
people don't want to watch a movie with a gay as the leading man, regardless of what they say when the spotlight's on them. coming out as gay means you can only ever play the token homosexual for the rest of your career.
Hollywood is a funny place. And by funny, I mean out of touch and schizophrenic. >You have to appear straight to appeal to the Midwestern demographic >who are all glue-sniffing morons and physically incapable of liking anything but entirely like them >and also we hate that demographic which is why we're making an obvious gay (you) our lead "man" and pairing you with a "unsupervised teen"
Worse imagine marrying the one who already got fricking pumped and dumped by Travis Scott and taking care of the niglet.
Travis and Kanye must be in a studio right now laughing at how moronic white people get, their women act like divorce is liberating, and their men act like raising niglets isn't dishonarble.
Oh 100% the two black ones are gonna abuse the shit out of the white israelite one. And their israeli blood will ensure they blame it on Timmy and Kylie.
There's two of them? That kid is fricked. And if they have a daughter I mean that literally. Black families have extremely high rates of incestual sexual abuse.
Like I can understand a new Kardashian or Jenner who is fresh out the doctors office with a brand new bbl that hasn't been married yet but really Kylie Jenner?
>99% of white people mog her
No, just no. I'm from Arizona and see plenty of hot women around, and I see land whales. Kylie is definitely mid/upper tier regardless of being a prostitute and plastic surgery. Getting to frick that every night probably beats your hand, or fleshlight, in your case.
Anon for once in your life have some standards being a bitter incel doesn't give me powers but being a desperate incel doesn't mean you'll get laid eventually.
I do have standards and have fricked women before. I wouldn't mind big breasts and ass, and she's a c**t so she probably likes it rough. Wanting a good frick isn't entirely shameful. I consider fricking a hambeast rock bottom, but to each their own.
She's repulsive, even before you consider all of the jogger semen she's swallowed.
Travis Scott DGAF about the teens dying at his concert. Timmy DGAF about Gaza civilians dying with his Hamas joke setup. Kylie DGAF about Israel having the US congress in its pocket since Mossad/CIA run the same blackmail ring for war racketeering. All are horrible people.
Zendaya's with the other one. The blacked one.
Nah that's you
Nah you're right, my Tom literally got on his knees lmao
Jesus imagine seeing your father dressed as a homosexual and get fricked by a black guy, guaranteed school shooter
I thought Kylie Jenner was a troony?
you thought right, Timothee is the one carrying the baby (he's FtM)
I’m in a dilemma because I have a seriously funny and clever name for Tom Holland but I can’t type it because I’m worried it might be perceived as a threat when all that it is, is a clever pun on his first name and the fact that all of his movies outside of spidey end up flopping.
Flop Holland will do but the other one is funnier.
say it anon
Bomb Holland
i dont even like Chalamet that much but surely the dude could've gotten a better wife than that generic ass bimbo
nice one
maybe (probably) he’s shallow
When will Cinemaphile realize that BMWM is the ultimate pair built to last?
Gee ... I wonder who's behind these posts
Very humorous anon
Hitler should have saved those bombs for England.
honestly gotta respect these prostitutes fricking ANYONE that will put them in the news
bad green lines btw
He learned nothing from Dicaprio
Unironically my gf is hotter than that Armenian witch, lol
She’s 100% white you idiot. Her mom isn’t Armenian and neither is Bruce KEK. She’s just bogged herself
Kim is the half Armenian one. The Jenners are 100% American whites.
dude every gf is hotter than her, who are you kidding?
This family is absolutely vile, need them all to die in a plane crash or some shit
The implants and injections would protect Kylie and the baby from the impact
The Leto II we didn't see in Dune Part II.
>She will pop out baby Black person Travis Scott
Blackbois are so 2015-20. Whiteboi summer is eternal
Kind of, white men are still hot and desired after a decade-long hitjob in the mainstream whereas homies and the other nonwhite males are nothing without PR, to the extent that they openly and shamelessly hope and beg and pray for the PR gods to bless them with a cultural moment. Diversity is so disappointing, these people are so fricking pathetic and ugly.
it's so over timmy sisters
didnt even draw the line right
Kek, that b***h already has two kids with a homie rapper. Chalamet is either a fricking moron or he just wants her money
Have you fricking seen statistics on the web?
Could you be more vague?
Enjoy
I didn't think much could surprise me anymore.
He is confirmed red blooded heterosexual now, you chuds can shush.
My old neighbor had a kid and finally came out of the closet when his son was in his 20's. My coworker turned troon after having two kids and one was in her teens. This doesn't prove shit.
American dysgenics is disgusting and only getting. Like half the celebs have some gay or troon kid.
It's seriously a problem. I fricked up the wording thuogh, my coworker's husband is the one that trooned out not my coworker. He stole a bunch of money from her and then ditched them all. Also their oldest kid is ftm now.
Found out the principle of the CHRISTIAN school I went to as a kid was gay and divorced his wife and ran off with some dude. His kids are my age and in their 40s.
Thanks mom and dad for sending me to some christgay school. Instead of actually learning math, science, or computers I got stuck memorizing ancient Semitic bullshit from some closeted peter puffer.
I went to military school we didn't have anything like that happen but a bunch of the teachers quit to become contractors in Iraq.
I went to a Christian elementary school and when I got to the public junior high school I was shocked by how many kids couldn’t read.
Private education is the shit.
Ya I want to send my kids there but I’m worried they’ll get bullied for not going to church or knowing Christian stuff.
Send them to military school. They will get bullied there too but only until they harden up. My kids are going to hate me for it at the time but it's already been decided.
Public schools are awful as well
>His kids are my age and in their 40s.
>being in your 40s and still posting on Cinemaphile
Just kys by this point
You're here forever.
Cease your projections, gaylord
Keep it away from worms
wasnt he with Johnny Depps daughter
Wait, doesn't she also have kids by a Black person? Is Chalamet a cuck? Why would he use a hole that's been fouled up already?
>Is Chalamet a cuck?
Look at him. He's a skinny manlet with troony hair, and he can't grow facial hair worth a damn despite being 28 or 29.
Because it’s fricking hot
he reminds me of when kids first go through puberty. they have the absolute worst taste in women. that's basically timmy. just sees breasts and ass and wanta to frick. his other girls were also basic npc bimbos.
He certainly has interesting tastes.
>they have the absolute worst taste in women. that's basically timmy. just sees breasts and ass and wanta to frick
literally me!!!!!!!!!
>that's basically timmy. just sees breasts and ass and wanta to frick. his other girls were also basic npc bimbos.
Based
He’s probably going to Elon and knock up a lot of girls, feel like baby-crazy is about to really trend, zoomer girls seem to want kids more than millennial women do.
>zoomer girls seem to want kids more than millennial women do.
They don't want kids. They want the child support money that comes with them
>be the most in demand actor on the planet rn (right now)
>decide to get a bogged single mother mudshark with a mental family up the duff
So much for that fabled high israeli IQ
Timmy Tim was a fullblown enimem wannabe upper west side wigga until he hit it big in showbiz.
Literally messes up the one tip dicaprio gives him
He's gonna be in a marvel movie soon
DiCaprio's tip was "be gay and pay women to say you aren't"
most guys aren't going to follow it
The other Jenner sister is more beautiful, she's the only one of two that's natural.
The other one is the one who married the drummer of blink 182
how do the mid looking plastic prostitutes do it? always roping some new rapper, athlete, or actor into their family machinations. These dudes could get any number of hot girls to worship the ground the walk on yet they go for the Kardashian psychos
She is obviously paying him.
He just signed a big deal with WB to be in more blockbusters, each commanding 10M+ paychecks at least. Whether this news is true, you see what's at stake.
> hot girls to worship the ground the walk on yet they go for the Kardashian psychos
2 of the Kardashian psychos are billionaires who can pay any
Don't worry about my black ex's honey, they don't mean anything 🙂
isn't he israeli?
they like that, it's probably why he went out with her in the first place
prob fake news and fake relationship
Cope
Real news but it is a fake relationship. Timothee Chalamet is gay and this is his beard.
Proof he can't get it up, put it in her + nut?
In a world where every zoomer is trying to virtue signal and gain LGBTQABCXYZ+++ diversity points, are beards still a thing? Who still feels compelled to pretend they're straight if they're not?
Hollywood A list actors.
people don't want to watch a movie with a gay as the leading man, regardless of what they say when the spotlight's on them. coming out as gay means you can only ever play the token homosexual for the rest of your career.
Hollywood is a funny place. And by funny, I mean out of touch and schizophrenic.
>You have to appear straight to appeal to the Midwestern demographic
>who are all glue-sniffing morons and physically incapable of liking anything but entirely like them
>and also we hate that demographic which is why we're making an obvious gay (you) our lead "man" and pairing you with a "unsupervised teen"
Well, you refuse to come out of the closet, when your Mom knows you have the troony porn open in Chrome. And you’re a nobody. Sooo
>Things no one mentioned
Nice projection
These people are hideous.
This is going to be so funny to hear referenced in rap songs over the next couple years
the israelite and the performative shiksa are doing a thing?? no fricking way, wait till reddit hears about this
club chalamet is gonna flip
>60 years old
>running a Timmy Chalamerde fan page
Almost as pathetic as posting on Cinemaphile
So called zoomer chad is having a baby with a single mother with a black baby. lol
If this
is true I think that makes him a milenial. It has never been a good day to be a milenial not once.
>Marrying a billionaire bimbo
Timmy Calumet just can't stop winning
>Bleached
They’re literally white though
Yeah, and so's Timmy
damn imagine riding that. timmy you lucky Black person son of a gun.
Actually, it would be
>KOSHERED
Poor child. What's the opposite expression of "winning the genetic lottery"?
imagine willingly joining that wretched family.
Worse imagine marrying the one who already got fricking pumped and dumped by Travis Scott and taking care of the niglet.
Travis and Kanye must be in a studio right now laughing at how moronic white people get, their women act like divorce is liberating, and their men act like raising niglets isn't dishonarble.
It isn’t dishonorable it’s actually cool if your girl has been bred by a Black stud
That sibling rivalry is going to be hell.
Oh 100% the two black ones are gonna abuse the shit out of the white israelite one. And their israeli blood will ensure they blame it on Timmy and Kylie.
There's two of them? That kid is fricked. And if they have a daughter I mean that literally. Black families have extremely high rates of incestual sexual abuse.
Like I can understand a new Kardashian or Jenner who is fresh out the doctors office with a brand new bbl that hasn't been married yet but really Kylie Jenner?
>new Kardashian or Jenner who is fresh
no such thing
T'was a hypothetical.
Thank you for the heads up Senor Goldbergsteiner.
>every zoomer girl wants to frick this twink manlet for some reason
>he settles for some bogged Black person lover
That b***h is black. Funny how white girls want to look middle eastern
>black
>white
White girl that wants to be black
Because White man are waking up to the fact that sandpussy is the best
Sisters? I thought Timmy was gay
Did he also give her chlamydia?
Can you get what you already have?
>This is a 10/10 in America
No she actually routinely gets made fun of online now, they say she looks like Michael Jackson
LMAO you would? 99% of white women on earth completely mog her. Sorry you're from India and will frick anything slightly lighter than a pajeeta
>99% of white people mog her
No, just no. I'm from Arizona and see plenty of hot women around, and I see land whales. Kylie is definitely mid/upper tier regardless of being a prostitute and plastic surgery. Getting to frick that every night probably beats your hand, or fleshlight, in your case.
I don't see how one could be a famous hollywood actor and put their penis inside the same canal that has already birthed two niglets.
If you're in Hollywood you're already scum and probably have something, what difference would another prostitute make?
>my quote
>projection
>Kylie is definitely mid/upper tier regardless of being a prostitute and plastic surgery
>Projecting
Absolutely sad
They both look bogged to hell and back. These people are supposed to be in their 20s? wtf is happening
>anons acting like they wouldn't frick kylie given the chance
Wizard status doesn't actually give you Gandalf powers, guys.
Anon for once in your life have some standards being a bitter incel doesn't give me powers but being a desperate incel doesn't mean you'll get laid eventually.
I do have standards and have fricked women before. I wouldn't mind big breasts and ass, and she's a c**t so she probably likes it rough. Wanting a good frick isn't entirely shameful. I consider fricking a hambeast rock bottom, but to each their own.
Who would you say is hot?
Fricking is different from marrying and raising her half black kids who will bully your own. That is what Timmy is doing.
Rip bro he is 100% gonna encourage his kids to jump Timmys when Kylie isn't watching.
She's repulsive, even before you consider all of the jogger semen she's swallowed.
Is Tim gonna appear in the next Kardashian season?
>she already has 2 children with Travis
OH NO
Travis Scott DGAF about the teens dying at his concert. Timmy DGAF about Gaza civilians dying with his Hamas joke setup. Kylie DGAF about Israel having the US congress in its pocket since Mossad/CIA run the same blackmail ring for war racketeering. All are horrible people.
LIVE TRAVIS REACTION
Isn't she a billionaire?
He is going to get child support from her
>Isn't she a billionaire?
Yes, she needs press, timmy wants money
>eskimo bros with travis scott
no thank you
TIMMY
YOUR STRAIGHT LINE
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Timmy's always had shit taste in girls lmao.
>shooped pic
They don't want you to know who Timmy is REALLY fricking.
nooooo I thought Tim stopped sucking dick for roles.
Isn't he way too old to still get pregnant though?
Once you go brown you never go back