Laal Singh Chaddha

Indian Forrest Gump

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will it have Bollywood tummy and booba?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of being tangentially involved in world events like forest, it's a film about a man pooping in various poop streets over the years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds kino

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poo.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol indians are boycotting it.
    Apparantly, dan character is replaced by a Pakistani terrorist whom main character mistakenly saves.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed that Sikhs are the israelites of India and these Sikhs control India with an iron fist. They occupy too many positions of power and are over represented in media.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they even have their own shoah and have killed a prime minister too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really control that much but you're right about them being overepresented in media. I'd say the israelites of India are Gujratis. Sikhs are more like Scots/Irish culturally. They get drunk and fight a lot but are also warriors and want to for their own country seperate from India.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd say the israelites of India are Gujratis. Sikhs are more like Scots/Irish culturally.
        Accurate but modern Sikhs do act like black people now and most 'rappers' here are Sikh so i'd say they are more like Black folk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Scotts/Irish
          >Black folk
          What's the difference?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what? The only thing they overrepresent is being in the army and being drug addicts.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Dump in the Forest

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised by the quality of this trailer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm surprised by the quality of this trailer
      Because your idea of Bollywood is from clips of movies from 25 years ago. Say what you will about the movies themselves but Bollywood makes more kino trailers than Hollywood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RRR was more generous than many Marvel movies

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as usual aamir khan is gonna overact and make a few goofy expressions and then someone will die and he will get sad and then recover, like any other raju hirani film. waste of time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every autist mimics his performance in 3 Idiots, the man is talented and has range

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was good in Fanaa and Talaash but he's been phoning it in since then. In 3 Idiots he played a dorky autist, in PK he played a dorky alien autist, in Thugs of Hindoostan he played a dorky pirate autist, now he's playing a dorky mentally moronic autist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You seem like an expert, do you think he was good in Dangaal? It's a bit dry but I like how different it is from his comedy roles

          Also, you forgot My Name is Khan from your autism list

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dangal
            It's ok i guess. Father-daughter bonding is cool
            >My Name is Khan
            That was shah rukh khan and that whole movie is trashy muslim apologia, wouldn't rec

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You seem like an expert, do you think he was good in Dangaal? It's a bit dry but I like how different it is from his comedy roles

          Also, you forgot My Name is Khan from your autism list

          >only good Aamir performance
          Only 90s kids will get this

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Life is like shitting street sir
    You never know what you gonna step in

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amir Khan is a top tier actor and I can''t imagine this being bad

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What historical events will the Sirrs go through
    It's not like there was Indians in Vietnam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashmir_conflict

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is that think on his head when he's a kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.sikhiwiki.org/index.php/Patka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are some shows where you can go with your gf and tell her you bought all seats abd impress her without spending much money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There will always be one single guy, always

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it yesterday at the local kinoplex. It was okay. It is just an Indian adaptation of Forrest Gump. What makes it different is the music, which I like, and functions as a soundtrack (no characters singing and dancing). The music also kinda explains the message of the movie.

    Aamir Khan's acting before he grew a beard is... weird. It reminded me of another movie of his, PK, where he plays an alien. But after that,
    it's like he disappeared into the character.

    And Kareena Kapoor is still hot at 41.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How long into the move does he grow the beard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right away. When he's telling stories to people on the train we had a flashback to before he grew the beard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And Kareena Kapoor is still hot at 41.
      Had a huge crush on Karewna as a kid but grew ashamed of it when she started looking kinda bogged.

      Still hot in Asoka tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood her appeal. She has a different look but I feel like her sister is more beautiful within that particular look.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds me of some French influencer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I'm ashamed of my crush on Kareena

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick this moron shit, Midnight's Children is already Indian Forrest Gump, and was published before it.
    Speaking of, Rushdie lost an eye, sustained liver damage and has lost nerves in one arm, holy shit

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