She was extremely pretty in this, I can give her that much. But she still looked like a child, which filters pedos. She didn't hit her actual peak until the Rocketeer.
Project all you want.
Britannica, Websters, Wiki, and even psychology today are all higher authority with actual whit and sense with understanding of the biological order of humanity. Changing the definition to suit your narrative only makes you look like a closet gay or self-hating feminist uggo.
Regardles, people can appreciate the beauty of a young lady without the need to make uncouth advances against their will or desire. Learn to appreciate humanity instead of tearing it all down you massive c**tlord.
This is truly a tragedy. Lots of squats, lunges and maybe some stiff-leg deadlifts and she could have enough thigh and ass to minimize the aesthetic impact of her aging belly.
>ever looking at Bowie's face when his third leg always takes up half the screen
Check out this cis het homosexual.
When you have a giant dick and a sexy British voice you don't need a face at all.
Hoggle was so traumatized over Bowie's Moose Knuckle, he spiraled out and prostituted himself for meth, before landing a role in a Thailand Snuff film.
They don't play it on TV anymore because of him I suspect. He's the one who betrays Jennifer the beautiful irish teen for a few gemstones, and look at his unmistakable israelite face
Wait a moment, those are from Dario Argento's Phenomena (1985), which was later used as the basis for point & click horror video game Clock Tower (1995)! Why, they're not from Labyrinth at all!
what if I was to tell you with the stroke of a pen I can make Jcon, Winnona Ryder, Natallie Portman, and underrated Jeniffer Jason Lee
white
would it blow your mind anon?
I love Jennifer Connelly, but I feel like the only person who likes Labyrinth more for Jim Henson's puppet magic. That means more to me than a pretty actress
>Jennifer Connelly
She recently had some pictures of her on a yacht in a bikini with her husband. She was smoking drugs and coughed so hard, it gave us a nice shot of her crotch.
You know that scene in The Simpsons where Lenny and Carl need to choose a door and behind one door is Homer Simpson, behind the other a man-eating tiger? Then they open the doors and there's a tiger behind both? And the guard says one of the tigers is called Homer Simpson?
It's like that
She got the right answer so the door to the labyrinth opened. You and her were only assuming the door to the labyrinth was the one they were standing in front of. The Goblin King is a jerk, but he still plays by his own rules.
I don't know. But I want her to stick her ass so far up in my face that her tiny, fine inner-ass hairs tickle my nose while I'm doing my thing in there
Labyrinth is all about the journey you go through when you are put through the process of MKUltra mind control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyB0qXLUhac
That's right.
Peak female beauty
pedophile
>imagine hitting the wall at 21, so hard that they can't tell the difference between a pedo and a hebo
She was extremely pretty in this, I can give her that much. But she still looked like a child, which filters pedos. She didn't hit her actual peak until the Rocketeer.
You don’t seem to know what filter means.
Jennifer was considered exceptionally beautiful from like 13.
So like every women
No, many women are considered ugly actually.
>She didn't hit her actual peak until the Rocketeer.
Based. Pedos should die
>esthetics = sex
coom tard
I thought she was hot af even at the age where I acted like girls were gross to my parents.
>has period
>still a baby
pick up a dictionary burger
The only people that are argue about difference between pedos and hebos are coping pedos. Get chemical castrated before you rape a child.
Project all you want.
Britannica, Websters, Wiki, and even psychology today are all higher authority with actual whit and sense with understanding of the biological order of humanity. Changing the definition to suit your narrative only makes you look like a closet gay or self-hating feminist uggo.
Regardles, people can appreciate the beauty of a young lady without the need to make uncouth advances against their will or desire. Learn to appreciate humanity instead of tearing it all down you massive c**tlord.
girls start getting their periods around 10-12 years old.
Are you a YuroNonce or a typical brownie?
>girls start getting their periods around 10-12 years old
only if they drink tap water
If there is grass on the field play ball.
If there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket
If her age isn’t on the clock, she is ready for the wiener.
Her prime was mid 80s to late 2000s
Correct!
I enjoy
she's still pretty but she lost something
She lost the abitly to pairbond. She has the wiener stare
>she has survived because her long neck lets her get the leaves the other giraffes cant reach
Not really, she's a israeli mutt.
This is truly a tragedy. Lots of squats, lunges and maybe some stiff-leg deadlifts and she could have enough thigh and ass to minimize the aesthetic impact of her aging belly.
Snooze movie and bowie is an ugly mofo and overrated
F I L T E R E D
>i don’t like this movie with the most beautiful girl in the world because the male villain isn’t hot enough
Bit gay, innit?
>ever looking at Bowie's face when his third leg always takes up half the screen
Check out this cis het homosexual.
When you have a giant dick and a sexy British voice you don't need a face at all.
He has an average sized dick you can see it in The Man Who Fell to Earth.
Jennifer Connelly is so gorgeous in this movie and the movie is FUN.
i agree. i tried to watch it it was some children tier neverending story slopah
Bowie's Moose Knuckle (1986)
Hoggle was so traumatized over Bowie's Moose Knuckle, he spiraled out and prostituted himself for meth, before landing a role in a Thailand Snuff film.
Picture here was pulled from the dark web.
Damn he's fricked UP
Looks like he became PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH
that's oddly specific... almost as if it actually happened to some two bit celebrity
They don't play it on TV anymore because of him I suspect. He's the one who betrays Jennifer the beautiful irish teen for a few gemstones, and look at his unmistakable israelite face
Labyrinth (2012)
Not quite Jennifer Connelly in the boob department, even if she does have green eyes and a stately jawline like Connelly.
the amount of testerone exuded by that image is clouding my screen
I prefer Phenomena (1985).
How often do you think she was molested on set in her career? I bet they ran a train on her at any given opportunity.
Only Bowie knows, and he's gone.
I'm sure you imagine that all he time.
Quality film!
Wait a moment, those are from Dario Argento's Phenomena (1985), which was later used as the basis for point & click horror video game Clock Tower (1995)! Why, they're not from Labyrinth at all!
Good game
this was peak Connely and Labyrinth (my personal favorite) also Etoile
no pedo
if she was starting her career now she'd feel pressure to get those cheeks bucc'd
Its over.
Made me realise girls might not automatically be yucky.
hell yeah motherfricker
Imagine being the baby in the scene with David Bowie and the puppets. He's just crying as it all happens around him.
You remind me of the babe
The babe?
Babe with the power
God I wish she looked like this in the ass2ass scene.
absolutely
1989
for me, it's 2000
what if I was to tell you with the stroke of a pen I can make Jcon, Winnona Ryder, Natallie Portman, and underrated Jeniffer Jason Lee
white
would it blow your mind anon?
She's gorgeous even with those caterpillars on her brow.
The GOAT
I love Jennifer Connelly, but I feel like the only person who likes Labyrinth more for Jim Henson's puppet magic. That means more to me than a pretty actress
We can do both.
Bowie's face is hidden in this shot. They actually put it in several of the sets and matte paintings if you look carefully
By the sphere
>Jennifer Connelly
She recently had some pictures of her on a yacht in a bikini with her husband. She was smoking drugs and coughed so hard, it gave us a nice shot of her crotch.
was she just released from Dachau? jesus christ.
It's called veganism
Is she a vegan?
I feel like she is light enough I could do the flying helicopter sex move with her.
Is she undergoing radiation treatment?
Goal body
veganism is a crime against humanity
humans are carnivores we need meat to live
We're omnivores but yeah, meat is what let our brains grow
modern humans can't break down fiber which signifies that we've evolved towards carnivore at some point in our evolutionary history
She shouldn't have lost her baby fat.
How many times did she have to nob on hoggles hobnob for him to help her?
Why did the door puzzle goblins cheat her when she guessed the correct door?
There's no indication that the gropey trap door wasn't the right way into the labyrinth.
Explain. I thought she solved the puzzle and the Goblin King just changed the rules because he's a real jerk.
You know that scene in The Simpsons where Lenny and Carl need to choose a door and behind one door is Homer Simpson, behind the other a man-eating tiger? Then they open the doors and there's a tiger behind both? And the guard says one of the tigers is called Homer Simpson?
It's like that
She got the right answer so the door to the labyrinth opened. You and her were only assuming the door to the labyrinth was the one they were standing in front of. The Goblin King is a jerk, but he still plays by his own rules.
the correct answer was to not play the game
What about pretty baby?
pretty girl but nothing special
Show me someone special.
Hardmode: not someone "special" like your moronic, inbred parents
ginger rogers
marilyn monroe
grace kelly
How boring.
Yawn.
I should have saved her. I'm sorry, Jennifer. I'm so fricking sorry.
Saved her from what? Who are you?
>Who are you?
I'm the one who fricked it all up. I won't be forgiven. I ride the carriage of misery and regret and my only destination is Hell.
ASS
TO
ASS
How hairy do you think she was?
I don't know. But I want her to stick her ass so far up in my face that her tiny, fine inner-ass hairs tickle my nose while I'm doing my thing in there
>Norwegian
Ah, so that's why she's perfect.
The GOAT
for me, it's The Hulk (2003)
There she is
beautiful
I've seen her breasts and her ass and her bush.
Story
Mogged by pans labyrinth
>le facism is bad, okay? movie
>better than muppetkino
No
Labyrinth is all about the journey you go through when you are put through the process of MKUltra mind control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyB0qXLUhac