Labyrinth (1986)

Labyrinth (1986)

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peak female beauty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pedophile

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine hitting the wall at 21, so hard that they can't tell the difference between a pedo and a hebo

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was extremely pretty in this, I can give her that much. But she still looked like a child, which filters pedos. She didn't hit her actual peak until the Rocketeer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t seem to know what filter means.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jennifer was considered exceptionally beautiful from like 13.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So like every women

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, many women are considered ugly actually.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She didn't hit her actual peak until the Rocketeer.
            Based. Pedos should die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >esthetics = sex
            coom tard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought she was hot af even at the age where I acted like girls were gross to my parents.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has period
        >still a baby
        pick up a dictionary burger

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only people that are argue about difference between pedos and hebos are coping pedos. Get chemical castrated before you rape a child.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Project all you want.
            Britannica, Websters, Wiki, and even psychology today are all higher authority with actual whit and sense with understanding of the biological order of humanity. Changing the definition to suit your narrative only makes you look like a closet gay or self-hating feminist uggo.
            Regardles, people can appreciate the beauty of a young lady without the need to make uncouth advances against their will or desire. Learn to appreciate humanity instead of tearing it all down you massive c**tlord.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          girls start getting their periods around 10-12 years old.
          Are you a YuroNonce or a typical brownie?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >girls start getting their periods around 10-12 years old
            only if they drink tap water

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If there is grass on the field play ball.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If her age isn’t on the clock, she is ready for the wiener.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her prime was mid 80s to late 2000s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quality film!

          I enjoy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's still pretty but she lost something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She lost the abitly to pairbond. She has the wiener stare

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she has survived because her long neck lets her get the leaves the other giraffes cant reach

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, she's a israeli mutt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is truly a tragedy. Lots of squats, lunges and maybe some stiff-leg deadlifts and she could have enough thigh and ass to minimize the aesthetic impact of her aging belly.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snooze movie and bowie is an ugly mofo and overrated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F I L T E R E D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don’t like this movie with the most beautiful girl in the world because the male villain isn’t hot enough
      Bit gay, innit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ever looking at Bowie's face when his third leg always takes up half the screen
      Check out this cis het homosexual.
      When you have a giant dick and a sexy British voice you don't need a face at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has an average sized dick you can see it in The Man Who Fell to Earth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jennifer Connelly is so gorgeous in this movie and the movie is FUN.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i agree. i tried to watch it it was some children tier neverending story slopah

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowie's Moose Knuckle (1986)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hoggle was so traumatized over Bowie's Moose Knuckle, he spiraled out and prostituted himself for meth, before landing a role in a Thailand Snuff film.

        Picture here was pulled from the dark web.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn he's fricked UP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like he became PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's oddly specific... almost as if it actually happened to some two bit celebrity

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't play it on TV anymore because of him I suspect. He's the one who betrays Jennifer the beautiful irish teen for a few gemstones, and look at his unmistakable israelite face

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Labyrinth (2012)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite Jennifer Connelly in the boob department, even if she does have green eyes and a stately jawline like Connelly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of testerone exuded by that image is clouding my screen

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Phenomena (1985).

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How often do you think she was molested on set in her career? I bet they ran a train on her at any given opportunity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Bowie knows, and he's gone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you imagine that all he time.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quality film!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a moment, those are from Dario Argento's Phenomena (1985), which was later used as the basis for point & click horror video game Clock Tower (1995)! Why, they're not from Labyrinth at all!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was peak Connely and Labyrinth (my personal favorite) also Etoile
      no pedo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if she was starting her career now she'd feel pressure to get those cheeks bucc'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made me realise girls might not automatically be yucky.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah motherfricker

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the baby in the scene with David Bowie and the puppets. He's just crying as it all happens around him.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You remind me of the babe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The babe?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Babe with the power

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish she looked like this in the ass2ass scene.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1989

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's 2000

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what if I was to tell you with the stroke of a pen I can make Jcon, Winnona Ryder, Natallie Portman, and underrated Jeniffer Jason Lee
    white
    would it blow your mind anon?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's gorgeous even with those caterpillars on her brow.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The GOAT

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jennifer Connelly, but I feel like the only person who likes Labyrinth more for Jim Henson's puppet magic. That means more to me than a pretty actress

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can do both.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bowie's face is hidden in this shot. They actually put it in several of the sets and matte paintings if you look carefully

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By the sphere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jennifer Connelly
      She recently had some pictures of her on a yacht in a bikini with her husband. She was smoking drugs and coughed so hard, it gave us a nice shot of her crotch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was she just released from Dachau? jesus christ.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's called veganism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is she a vegan?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like she is light enough I could do the flying helicopter sex move with her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is she undergoing radiation treatment?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goal body

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's called veganism

          Is she a vegan?

          veganism is a crime against humanity

          humans are carnivores we need meat to live

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're omnivores but yeah, meat is what let our brains grow

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              modern humans can't break down fiber which signifies that we've evolved towards carnivore at some point in our evolutionary history

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She shouldn't have lost her baby fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many times did she have to nob on hoggles hobnob for him to help her?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the door puzzle goblins cheat her when she guessed the correct door?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no indication that the gropey trap door wasn't the right way into the labyrinth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain. I thought she solved the puzzle and the Goblin King just changed the rules because he's a real jerk.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know that scene in The Simpsons where Lenny and Carl need to choose a door and behind one door is Homer Simpson, behind the other a man-eating tiger? Then they open the doors and there's a tiger behind both? And the guard says one of the tigers is called Homer Simpson?
          It's like that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She got the right answer so the door to the labyrinth opened. You and her were only assuming the door to the labyrinth was the one they were standing in front of. The Goblin King is a jerk, but he still plays by his own rules.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the correct answer was to not play the game

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about pretty baby?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty girl but nothing special

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show me someone special.
      Hardmode: not someone "special" like your moronic, inbred parents

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ginger rogers
        marilyn monroe
        grace kelly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ginger rogers
      marilyn monroe
      grace kelly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How boring.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yawn.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should have saved her. I'm sorry, Jennifer. I'm so fricking sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saved her from what? Who are you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who are you?
        I'm the one who fricked it all up. I won't be forgiven. I ride the carriage of misery and regret and my only destination is Hell.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASS

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TO

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASS

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hairy do you think she was?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. But I want her to stick her ass so far up in my face that her tiny, fine inner-ass hairs tickle my nose while I'm doing my thing in there

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Norwegian

    Ah, so that's why she's perfect.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The GOAT

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's The Hulk (2003)

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There she is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen her breasts and her ass and her bush.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by pans labyrinth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le facism is bad, okay? movie
      >better than muppetkino
      No

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Quality film!

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Labyrinth is all about the journey you go through when you are put through the process of MKUltra mind control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyB0qXLUhac

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