Lapis Lazuli killed billions when she raised the ocean and it was just never brought up.

Lapis Lazuli killed billions when she raised the ocean and it was just never brought up.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did God and millions of people worship him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been a nice touch if that biblical story about the world flooding was because of a Lapis Gem.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id like to read a spin off comic or maybe a short showing what living with gems during biblical times was like.

        Lapis causing the great flood and maybe the Plagues of Egypt were caused by other gems

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do YOU want to live on a planet with a bunch of nephilim running around?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that would make life a little more exciting.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want excitement then live in the woods.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I will, living in your walls has grown dull.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody says that until they get their arm bitten off by some six-horned lizard man.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They would torture and eat you for fun, they would get all the excitement.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a corporation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nephilim, Joatin blah blah blah stop stealing shit from Pagans

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every religion copy from each other, at least Islam is honest about it by claiming every civilization had a prophet from God but only a few traits of their "original religion" were left so they all have similarities with Islam.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks christchud!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that would make life a little more exciting.

        If you want excitement then live in the woods.

        Maybe I will, living in your walls has grown dull.

        This is peak aqua team writing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neo atheists can't understand people relationship to God or any other deity

      Why are you guys like that? God is not supposed to be your president or daddy, they don't owe you shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they
        God is not a troony.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. God is a futa.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t want to worship someone who thinks so little of me. And if that bothers them they aren’t really all loving

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      First off sweaty, it’s Him. Secondly, God only killed people when the world was doing wrong. Why do you think Noah had to build that ark?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that dry earth
    How the FRICK did no one die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've seen the effects of it in the episode. It's just a minor inconvenience for the people and animals living in the SU world.
      Typical cartoon BS

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How far was Homeworld supposed to be from Earth if she thought stretching the ocean could maybe reach it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lapis Lazulis are stupid

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was nowhere near close enough. Lapis is just stupid.

        Maybe they're the gem equivalent of airheaded bimbos

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no wonder they were designed to be the most frickable gems

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she was trying to get the moon base and didn't know the teleporter there was broken

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was nowhere near close enough. Lapis is just stupid.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always find Sakimichan's art hilariously bad.

        Notice how the eye farther away from us is massively bigger than the one closer to us.

        But if I had an army of simps paying my allowance and calling everything I did cute and perfect, I guess I'd also go lazy, so she's not dumb.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You lost chud. Get over it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was peak Steven Universe. Everything went downhill from here.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If rebecca sugar wasn't a coward she would have mentioned the catastrophic consequences that game from Lapis both taking the water and the water coming back down to earth.
    Every Steven Universe after that season should have taken place in a post-apocalyptic setting.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because Sucrose never graduated from remedial physics in highschool. Remember when Lapis dropped the ocean back to earth? It barely made a medium wave on Beach City's shores. Sucrose and her crew are literally this moronic.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you serious? Dude the gems have been fricking around on earth for 5000 years yet for some reason no one aside from Ronaldo (who is considered a crazy conspiracy theorist) is interested or curious about them even though they’re constantly fighting monsters and dealing with bullshit in very public places.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >million of coasties wiped out
    nothing of value lost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of the townies died
      nothing of value was saved either

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I...Know i've let you down...I've been a fool to myself...I thought that i could live for no-one else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did do a Eva reference, When Steven's doing that dumb maze they set up for him to go through for self-esteem.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they all said congratulations.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it's playing a piano version of the op, same as eva

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > intelligent tech-specialized beings which lived thousand years
    > one makes a ship of junk (which hardly reach Moon) for intergalactic flight to Homeworld
    > another attempts that by tower of water
    It was silly.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decides that stretching an ocean can somehow get to Homeworld that's probably several galaxies away
    Why are these rocks so moronic?
    Even Pearl and her dumb ass tried build a rocket out of trash and thought she'd get somewhere.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Pearl and her dumb ass tried build a rocket out of trash and thought she'd get somewhere.
      She got farther than literally any other human would have considering she literally built it out of local trash.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comparing human technological advances to an alien from a space fairing civilization with warp travel, communication tech that spans galaxies, and the knowledge of a species that has probably lived for over millions of years isn't exactly even. Otherwise the gems look even worse when you think them beating human tech is an impressive feat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl’s plan could have worked. She only needed to coast in the correct direction for a really long time, and she would eventually get to Homeworld. You’re forgetting to factor that gems live basically forever.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok she said she was sorry

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lapis should have been gem royalty and her trauma arc should have been about convincing her to grant leniency for earth.
    I'm still upset they made her so jaded and angry. Not even nice to Steven anymore after a certain point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lapis should have ended up in a romantic relationship with Pearl.
      I remember wasting so many hours as a teenager looking at Pealapis fanart, and fanfiction hoping, expecting, WISHING they ended up getting together. But no such luck.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lapis Lazuli killed billions
    To save millions.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lapis is an alien, why in the frick did she think a water tower was gonna put her close to Homeworld

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    Steven Universe always had such pretty background art when it came to space. They always made it feel so ethereal

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, she did. She's a a shit character and deserves to suffer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For what all hate her? She didn't nothing.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but Steven Universe peaked here.

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