Lapti Nek>>>>>>>>>Jedi Rocks

Lapti Nek>>>>>>>>>Jedi Rocks

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nipslip kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blue one on the left is kinda cute. Too bad she's only a background character.
      Although I'm sure that someone has made up an elaborate backstory of hers in some moronic comic and her wookiepedia article several thousand words long. Star Wars lore autism and so on.
      So ... what's her name?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lyn Me, and she's my Star Wars waifu so back the frick off!!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lyn Me
          Wookiepedia article not as long as I'd thought. Cute nonetheless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're both catchy songs
          but the original sy snoodle puppet is terrible
          george was right to update it

          I seen her first!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          she had nice hips

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            face > anything else

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          so are those aliens supposed to have head tentacles or is that just an elaborate hat

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're called lekku and they're highly sensitive bodyparts that can be used to great effect during foreplay. Several humanoid alien species have them, most famously Twi'Leks (the name's the game there) and Togruta (Ahsoka's species). All those species are genetically compatible with humans, by the way, which is why knowing about lekku can be useful.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    100%. Lucas thought Lapti Nek sounded dated. He's right in a sense, it does have a late 70s/early 80s funk sound but its a million time better than Jedi Rocks which is loud annoying shit with lyrics that are obviously gibberish whereas Lapti Nek sounds like its in an alien language.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love jizz.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no this is horrible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      howbout this more energetic version?

      there's a few other versions too
      this one has john williams' son singing the lyrics in english

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the version I remember for some reason
        was it from the "remastered" vhs pre edit and re-release?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats the one thats actually in the film
          the one in the OP is the one that was included in a few versions of the soundtrack, it's more subdued, probably an early version

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so catchy

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gently massaging a twi'lek girl's lekku

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else like cantina band 2 more than the standard cantina song?

    this one wont get annoying after hours

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a nice composition but I don't like the steel drums

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a twilek wife is it obligatory that you keep her in at least some kind of light bondage while she's at home?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but you may need to stock up on tentacle porn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, and honestly, it gets annoying. Chains rattling while I'm trying to read my damn book...

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie gave me a slave fetish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember talking about jabbas palace on the playground and how it made me feel funny and how I liked it but didn’t quite understand why. I had a slave leia obsession for years

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my twi'leks need a big stinky bush

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure twileks are entirely hairless.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Google Wikipedia+breasts
    >No more sleeping Ayla Secura revealing her breasts
    Fricking no fun prudes on the internet.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it gay to rub her head tentacle things

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