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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vaxxed?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vax status?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they finally got my boy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More white replacement propaganda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’s yellow tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Martin please go

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneeded

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't the guy with the trucker hat at his funeral?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was Larry's imaginary friend, when Larry died he ceased to exist

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >35 years
    It's strange to think that there are at least a few people born after The Simpsons started airing who are already grandparents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just say "wow that's a long time"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nahh homie, it's better to use some weird measurement of time.
        My personal go to is "How long the things legal porn career would be."

        Like for example, the TV show NCIS is so old, that it could have been legally performing in porn for almost 3 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up esl, you’re not funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >35 year old grandparent
      What the frick?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get pregnant as a teenager, your child also gets pregnant as a teenager. This was standard practice throughout much of human history

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This was standard practice throughout much of human history
          Bullshit, check your history

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kid at 15, kid has a kid at 15. =30 years.
        You have an extra 5 years so
        Kid at 17, kid has kid at 20.

        Sounds a lot more plausible. And anon covers the entire globe with this generalization so there are quite a few of these grandparent’s especially in poverty nations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've known a few families like this. if the original parents keep having kids you'll end up with aunts and uncles that are younger than their nieces and nephews.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my mother is older than my grandfather's younger sister

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People born in 2015 are having sex RIGHT NOW

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        single mothers in ghettos are already great grandparents by that age. each of them getting knocked up at even 11 years old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The world's youngest grandparent was 17 when her daughter gave birth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rep Lauren Boebert of Colorado is in Congress.
        Also Iocasta

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is probably the tamest publicity stunt I have ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name one line this guy said without looking it up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Hey Homer"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG! That's Lenny's quote

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He used to cheer at Bart's prank calls and I think he was the one who threw a quarter out into the street for Homer to chase when they were making him dance for money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Yeah."
      Also
      >*unintelligible cheering*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      colleague

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember how there was an animation error where he showed up drunk twice. Was pretty funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the who shot mr burns episode when the fumes are coming in and he just goes "aarraaarrrgggraaaaa" and collapses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I HATE NIG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the chick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "phew" as he takes a pickled egg out of the jar and finds out he doesn't have to be designated driver in City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well pardon us Mr. Gucci loafers!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, there are actually TWO Larrys!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This Simpsons theory BROKE me - The Two Larrys Theory
      04:31:17

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2.993.398 views
        >next video: Matt Groening, Furries and The Simpsons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'The Two Larrys Theory', or the 'Two Larrys CONSPIRACY'? What have they been hiding all these years? How high does this go?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

      I'm seein double - FOUR Larrys!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also my favorite gag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

      Who REALLY died that day?
      And who came back?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based vinesauce enjoyer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, zoomer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zoomer board, chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

      that's snood, sneed's cousin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

      Obviously Larry 2 is an impersonator who took the hat friend confidence and is talking to him, while the Larry 1 pictured on the image is the real one, he's lost sight, doesn't know here we is, he's mumbling... He's obviously someone under the influence of some inhibitor substance. Larry 2 killed Larry 1 right after so he could take his place in the bar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gif

      It all makes sense now...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn simpsons even did 2 chie first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if those 2 are the real chuck and sneed

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they actually kill him in an episode or do they mean they officially announced he's not gonna be in the show no more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire episode is centered around his demise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it one of those
        >Bro look at all these quirky traits we gave this hitherto blank background character
        Episode, or is it about characters coping with his death

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the entire episode is centered around his demise

          The entire episode is about Homer, Lenny and Carl taking his ashes and then having to run from Fat Tony because they accidentally took the gemstones he was smuggling up his ass when he died

    • 2 weeks ago
      SUPER AGGRO CRAG

      He died smuggling israeliteels up his ass for Fat Tony and Moe Lenny Carl and Homer try to take his cremated ashes to a waterfall to scatter because they have a picture of them all standing there with Larry and dont remember taking it but the gems in his ass are in the urn so fat tony sends a hitman after them. At the end they realize the waterfall was actually just a poster in the background of moe's so they go home and put his urn on his old bar stool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Character death leads to epic adventure!
        Lame and already happened in the terrible Mona Simpson death episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He dies with some smuggled gems shoved up his ass, so when he is cremated a rat race for his urn begins, or something like that.

      It's okay, there are actually TWO Larrys!

      gif

      Genuinely funny. That scene's been waiting 30 years to be the punchline for this thread, pretty nice.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did he know?
    look how his smile vanished, how hollow his gaze
    this man found out the truth and paid the ultimate price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he had some shiny rocks lodged up his ass upon death, that's why he wasn't in the best condition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larry once thought he could drown his sorrows in a bottle, but has come to learn that sorrows can swim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s beautiful anon

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUR LARRY?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dalrymple
    How surprisingly Scottish

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly alive

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they randomly killing off Simpsons characters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they've ran out of ideas and the celebrities aren't what they used to be kek do they have twitch streamers on the show yet lol any YouTubers? this generation is embarrassing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one newer celebrity who commands star power

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont like her, but Taylor Swift. Sings shitty music, but her brand sells a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do they have twitch streamers on the show yet lol any YouTubers?

        Unironically yes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie simpsons adds another to the body count
    not surprising I miss old simpsons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I genuinely prefer new Simpsons and it's character driven development

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to this guy? In S2E11 when Homer thought he was poisoned from the blowfish he kissed all the guys in the bar when overcome with emotion. This guy said:
    >You better be dyin'.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not Larry!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE DEAD SNEEDS

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does anyone still watch modern simpsons episodes? what kind of mental illness is it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be about the two farmers from S11E5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more mature, fleshed out and focused on the characters. The narrative shifted from visual gags and absurdist slapstick to a more grounded form of comedy based mainly on irony and serves as a deconstruction of the typical 20th century nuclear family.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and its not funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny but it's not for you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't ask for your opinion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this your sincere opinion about what the simpsons has been the last 20 years? God help you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny but it's not for you

        what do you think are some of the funniest Simpsons episodes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A Serious Flanders
          Night of the Living Wage
          24 Minutes
          Homer's Enemy

          All of these are great

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are shit wow you must be really dumb

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I sincerely doubt you've even watched them. Maybe the Simpsons just isn't for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe the Simpsons just isn't for you
                For about 20 years now, yeah.
                It's all yours, Beaudrillard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Homer's Enemy is great, but the rest of this shit is from way past the golden age

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Homer Badman is the funniest ever Simpsons episode. No one can change my mind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            definitely a top 10 episode

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Simpsons Scandal Update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For me, it's Ben Control.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The funniest episode is actually Homer goes to college but that's a good one too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Defo has the best gag.
              You could easily write a 2 hour long YouTube vid on how comically perfect these 30 seconds are

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based and correct pilled. One time me and a friend watched it 4 times in the same night, to the increased annoyance of a third friend. Barely see them now. Good and simple times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everybody get a load of poindexter here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's an irrelevant if not iconic background character.
    Fat Tony is canonically dead.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boomers had it "so hard" back when they were young adults that they could afford to go to the bar every day after work and drink till they went home at 9pm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant afford a couple of beers? I dont believe it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A couple
        >Enough beer to last you 5hrs at a bar that you visit every weekday.
        >Still can afford a 4 bedroom 2 floor home with a basement on one salary.
        Boomers had it easy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this only applies to Homer though. compare his life to Barney's

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The kind of guys that hang out at bars all day drink absurdly slow, like we're talking multiple hours per beer

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow so bold of them to kill off a character who has only spoken twice in the entire series. sneed and chuck have more dialogue than him.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIMP SONS DID IT

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching this and turned it off when this happened

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am i meant to care?
    new stuff is just fanfiction to me, it's so separated from the early run that nothing feels real

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to grow some balls and kill off homer

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, is it finally safe to post Simpsons threads again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until they block the IP range of a certian spammer good threads aren't allowed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 more weeks!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >report all his ai slop
          I'm doing my part!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >announcing reports
            You don’t belong here!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you for lying, lisa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What 8 year old has seen Citizen Kane, especially since Homer isn't a kino simp

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING DIE LARRY!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY THEY KILL THIS FRICKING PRICK, I'VE HATED THIS PIECE OF SHIT SINCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD, FRICKING THANK GOD DIE YOU wienerSUCKER HAHAHAHAHA

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At which point did permanent changes in the Simpsons stop being canon™?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whenever the lazy writers felt like it

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dalrymple
    huh

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater?
    >IM HOT!!

    Ignore modern Simpsons, post old gems, simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >old gems
      I like the one where the farm store used to be a brothel

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indian basketbros... not like this...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was just looking at planting basket willow trees

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it because of Theodore?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this is so bad https://twitter.com/OOCCouchGags/status/1783120587260297635

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It is true, Moe! Larry, our friend, is dead!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel is my favorite golden age sneedsons episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this shit? Btw I wonder if there's some foot fetish simpsons rule34 now... thanks anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is but hard to find with tags. Don't ask how I know.

        Larry was there since episode 1, man. He's like the random barflies from IASIP. You know him from his weird hair and season one look. They are just going to keep killing every minor character for viewer bait until nobody is left except Bart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a real ben garrison would need a label for epstein.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only people who give a frick are morons who make simpsons lore their whole personality

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larry moved on?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Sneed? Is he safe? Is he all right?

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