Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

Just started this Goosekino and...WTF?
Why this movie isnt discussed more on this board?
Gosling do a character why more "oh wow, he's literally me" than the driver for sure.
What do Cinemaphile thinks about this kino?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally is me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plays a man who has a doll as a partner
      >eventually plays a role where he is a doll
      >best known for his role as a sentient doll that wants to be a real boy

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why this movie isnt discussed more on this board?
    Very few people on this board actually watch movies, mostly its chuds who watch youtube reaction videos and seethe about shit they will never actually see for themesleves

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a end of life personality patch, and not one we want to really rollback to... Im bit too occupied being kenough right now anyway

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too pure for Cinemaphile

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know Thoughty2 was in a movie

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling do a character why more "oh wow, he's literally me" than the driver for sure.
    No he was did the character of not in by that less since playing in it did have to see it threw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out! Anon is having a stroke!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No he was did the character of not in by that less since playing in it did have to see it threw
      What did he mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i see

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a test, we have to put the word in the right order

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually watched this a few weeks ago and really liked it.
    I kind of expected everyone to be an butthole to him but his community were very supportive because he clearly needed it and he becomes a better man by the end of the movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was made right before the current era where everyone would have been an butthole to him because his town was flooded with migrant invaders.
      >inb4
      The movie is only possible in a small community of people whose families have lived there for generations and all know each other.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was discussed heavily for over a decade....newbie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is his most underrated kino. love this movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling do a character why more "oh wow, he's literally me" than the driver for sure.
    Not to mention K from BR2049.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not literally me. I want an AI gf like Joi in blade runner, not an inanimate doll.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might want AI Joi but you will get an inanimate doll.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? AI is actually becoming a thing these days you know

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not for us, just like real girls were never for us

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it anon. People like us are coding it for that exact purpose. It's the true autistic ascension

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It will be taken away. Yes I've completely given up hope.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come on anon that's too much. Sure the globohomosexual AIs will be lobotomized and dystopic, but there's millions of people working on open source.

                Just like we have Linux, we will have open source AI, and thus gfs. Please have hope, you deserve it.

                Holograms are not

                In some sense yes though. AR glasses will make her real for you (and why would you need her to be real for someone else?)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holograms are not

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >forgot about the 2pac hologram

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it several years ago, great performance from our boy. Haven't rewatched it since and don't remember details.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to frick Emily Mortimer in this movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute and also sweet with /ourguy/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the blonde chick

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to pause this movie and pace around my room like 10 times

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her being cute and doing that cutesy shoulder stuff in the bowling alley is probably the last romantic thing in cinema in 20 years

    this movie is so sweet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that bowling scene would turn into a bullying scene after those guys arrived, but instead it kept as sweet as it could be.

      This movie is too wholesome.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gosling do a character why more "oh wow, he's literally me" than the driver for sure.
    Jesus fricking christ. BAN ALL ESLs FROM THIS SITE ALREADY!
    Lars and the Real Girl is kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chill out, homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No! I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. I scroll through this board every fricking day, wading through the constant /misc/ bait threads and capeshit just to try and find a thread actually discussing a good movie. And when I finally find a thread, it's made by some thirdie ESL who can't even form a proper sentence. It's fricking exhausting. Why can't I leave this godforsaken website?!?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm from continental Europe if this can calm down your "omg third world Black folk are in my internets" worries.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet is spitting truth, the kind of truth that transcends spelling mistakes

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my stepdad once said this movie reminded him of me
    stupid old moron just died a horrible death from cancer
    lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever there was a news story of a quiet kid that became a schoolshooter or a quiet man that killed his parents my mom would jokingly ask if it was me or that could have been me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know this is how the movie starts right? You're literally him now.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did identify with his character up until he started talking to the doll. I am very shizoid, but have never had delusions like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened a situation where you pretend your pillow to be your fav actress/character from whatever medium?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, never. Any fantasies I have are completely inside my head

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds kino tbqh

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