now you know how DUNCgays who don't use twitter felt >HAHA WE'RE NOT GOING TO REVIEW THIS SUPER POPULAR MOVIE THAT IS DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER OF OUR WHEELHOUSE HAHA ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY
They're moronic anti-theater stance is ruining the quality of the show. They went from discussing every new big release to only talking about indie streaming shit nobody cares about.
>They're moronic anti-theater stance is ruining the quality of the show
It must be a US thing, cause I've never ran into any of the moronic human beings they come across at their local theater. Also they've always talked about indie stuff on their channel when they do their catch up videos.
The basic rule they seem to operate on is if Jay + Mike both want to talk about a movie, they do it; otherwise they don't iirc. The whole shitshow isn't very professional. I'm sure Jay would talk about whatever but Mike seems past it. I couldn't care less about some guys watching unmarked VHS tapes, i really don't care about some Dominoes training video or whatever garbage they whip out. You'd think they'd have some commitment to produce what people are paying them for.
>The whole shitshow isn't very professional
Yeah which is weird because up until now, I've always thought of RLM as being very professional. You fricking homosexual.
so all of them? seriously, name some movie channels that don't, flat out, at all, none, not even a little bit, cover the biggest blockbuster movies as they come out. that shit doesn't exist. they all b***h about and moan about pop culture and how bad those 3 hour long 500mil to produce and market pg-13 action movies are but they make money and people care about them and that's why they consume content related to them and THAT'S WHY THOSE MOVIE CHANNELS HAVE A FRICKING AUDIENCE.
>Wtf is going on in Milwaukee cinema theatres that makes them hate them so much?
Most cinemas just suck and reek. It's everything that makes public transport hell mixed with everything that makes cons hell.
They're movie reviewers that fricking hate going to the theater.
idk man, YMS may be a gay furry but at least he goes and reviews films multiple times in theaters directly... honestly the youtube Ebert except more critical
YMS openly doesn’t watch many of the movies he reviews.
Yeah YMS started getting bored as well. If a movie or show isn't a 7/10 or better: he wants to turn it off; he started doing those watch-along videos recently; good idea since it makes him money and it may be less boring watching them that way.
I'm like that since my early 30s; I can't give any frick for movies that aren't great anymore; after you've gone through so much kinography: anything less than "good/10" is torture.
I've been like that for a while, although idk if it's age or just watching a computer all day that destroyed my want to watch series and average movies. But yeah, I'm at a point where I really only want to watch shit that's well made, and I'm lucky enough to watch movies with someone who shares my taste so I don't have to sit through some shit old sequel to a parody comedy made in the early 2000s
It really wasn’t though. It genuinely the worst type of MCU slop possible with zero merit to it whatsoever. If top gun is for dumb dudebros then spiderman is for actually brain damaged spastics
>We are talking about reviewers who loved spiderman: no way home
I think Mike did only because he thought it felt like a breath of fresh air after seeing a bunch of crap like Picard. It's the same reason why he liked Kenobi. The bar was set so low anything could come off as good to him. Jay hated it and shat all over the boring visuals.
>We are talking about reviewers who loved spiderman: no way home
I think Mike did only because he thought it felt like a breath of fresh air after seeing a bunch of crap like Picard. It's the same reason why he liked Kenobi. The bar was set so low anything could come off as good to him. Jay hated it and shat all over the boring visuals.
Rich Evans is the problem. Also that fricking bald c**t. Obnoxious bastards. Rich's gimic of shouting at the camera is not funny. The fat little atheist should frick off for good. Even then RLM would be sub-mediocre. They were funny when I was 22. Not so much now. (In my opinion).
>don’t review the batman
Okay, it was kind of interesting capeshit wise but i’m happy if they want to move away from those kind o- >review dr strange
Oh? So they are reviewing capeshit, and apparently they loved that spiderman movie. Well, I guess after reviewing this disney cgi shit the new top gun will all this new practical effects technology will be interest- >reviews the obi wan kenobi show
...what? Top gun is now one of the most successful films of the year, will be one of the most successful movies of all time, but we’re doing disney star wars straight to streaming shit? Whatever, I guess that new black phone horror movie is doing well and seems inter- >reviews thor 4
>didn't review the batman
another alternate universe batman. whoopdydoo. >review dr strange
Only because Sam Rami directed it and Jay has a massive boner for his visual style of directing >reviews the obi wan kenobi show
What? A site that got big because of the Star Wars reviews is gonna talk about a Star Wars show? >reviews thor 4
doubtful seeing how they hated thor 3 and have pretty much checked out of marvel movies unless it's on streaming like Black Widow. again their only reason for seeing the last dr. strange movie was due to Sam Rami directing it after almost 10 years of no directing movies.
Sure does suck that they don't do any other videos than Half in the Bag which means they haven't posted any other videos in the last two months. Not a single other video...sad
why do they actively avoid watching movies? They say they wont do a review of The Batman... why? They did all of Nolan's Batman's. It's your job to watch movies and review them.
>It's your job to watch movies and review them.
It's their job to make internet videos about things that interest them. Another Batman reboot doesn't interest them.
they’re all dyed in the wool leftists. although their city has a massive murder rate (because of Black folk but they’ll never acknowledge it) so they’re probably afraid of being shot in the cinema
They need to take a break, honestly. Best of the Worst is still good but half in the bag has been pretty bad. They need to stop forcing it. Probably time to stop covering Disney products too, as I don’t think people want to hear about them. If they do they’ll watch the show on Disney + regardless of quality.
Last I watched was like 2 years ago. It's been over.
>reddit letter media
go back
They’ve gotten very weird about which movies they review on HITB. I thought for sure they’d do a double Top Gun review of the original and the sequel.
Have they done anything that wasn't on streaming in the last two years?
Doctor Strange
but anon, that would be problematic
now you know how DUNCgays who don't use twitter felt
>HAHA WE'RE NOT GOING TO REVIEW THIS SUPER POPULAR MOVIE THAT IS DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER OF OUR WHEELHOUSE HAHA ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY
They're moronic anti-theater stance is ruining the quality of the show. They went from discussing every new big release to only talking about indie streaming shit nobody cares about.
>They're moronic anti-theater stance is ruining the quality of the show
It must be a US thing, cause I've never ran into any of the moronic human beings they come across at their local theater. Also they've always talked about indie stuff on their channel when they do their catch up videos.
The basic rule they seem to operate on is if Jay + Mike both want to talk about a movie, they do it; otherwise they don't iirc. The whole shitshow isn't very professional. I'm sure Jay would talk about whatever but Mike seems past it. I couldn't care less about some guys watching unmarked VHS tapes, i really don't care about some Dominoes training video or whatever garbage they whip out. You'd think they'd have some commitment to produce what people are paying them for.
>The whole shitshow isn't very professional
Yeah which is weird because up until now, I've always thought of RLM as being very professional. You fricking homosexual.
this is the type of shit paypigs promote. when the piggies send their monthly cheque to you no matter what you don’t really need to try
>le capeshit reviewer guys
so all of them? seriously, name some movie channels that don't, flat out, at all, none, not even a little bit, cover the biggest blockbuster movies as they come out. that shit doesn't exist. they all b***h about and moan about pop culture and how bad those 3 hour long 500mil to produce and market pg-13 action movies are but they make money and people care about them and that's why they consume content related to them and THAT'S WHY THOSE MOVIE CHANNELS HAVE A FRICKING AUDIENCE.
>doesn’t review highest grossing most popular movie of the year
>reviews dr strange flop
They are Disney exclusive.
They’re movie review guys that don’t go to the cinema anymore.
Wtf is going on in Milwaukee cinema theatres that makes them hate them so much?
It hasn't been the same since the popcorn incident...
>Wtf is going on in Milwaukee cinema theatres that makes them hate them so much?
Most cinemas just suck and reek. It's everything that makes public transport hell mixed with everything that makes cons hell.
They're movie reviewers that fricking hate going to the theater.
idk man, YMS may be a gay furry but at least he goes and reviews films multiple times in theaters directly... honestly the youtube Ebert except more critical
YMS openly doesn’t watch many of the movies he reviews.
Yeah YMS started getting bored as well. If a movie or show isn't a 7/10 or better: he wants to turn it off; he started doing those watch-along videos recently; good idea since it makes him money and it may be less boring watching them that way.
I'm like that since my early 30s; I can't give any frick for movies that aren't great anymore; after you've gone through so much kinography: anything less than "good/10" is torture.
I've been like that for a while, although idk if it's age or just watching a computer all day that destroyed my want to watch series and average movies. But yeah, I'm at a point where I really only want to watch shit that's well made, and I'm lucky enough to watch movies with someone who shares my taste so I don't have to sit through some shit old sequel to a parody comedy made in the early 2000s
DUDE WE’RE NOT GONNA DO BATMAN LOL DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU MAD ANYWAY HERE IS 12 MARVEL REVIEWS
there really isn't much to say about that movie, i respect their silence
DUDE I'M SO TIRED OF STAR WARS AND STAR TREK, I'M DONE, ANYWAY, HERE'S A REVIEW FOR THE OBI-WAN SHOW.
>so Jay, what did you think of Minions 2: Rise of Gru?
You can grow out of movies. Did you think you would always fiddle your thumbs for 2 hours to waste of your very, very, very finite life?
Why do you guys care about reviewers when you can watch the actual movies?
There hasn't been anything interesting that came out.
They can't survive just doing the content they want to do so they force themselves into a theater for MCU to bankroll the channel.
Those two hacks complain about the state of summer blockbusters then don't see Cruisekino.
>Those two hacks complain about the state of summer blockbusters then don't see Cruisekino.
Only idiot dudebros think Top Gun is actually good.
>dude i’m so fricking intelligent for not enjoying a well made action movie
awww midwits are cute
We are talking about reviewers who loved spiderman: no way home
It was kino
It really wasn’t though. It genuinely the worst type of MCU slop possible with zero merit to it whatsoever. If top gun is for dumb dudebros then spiderman is for actually brain damaged spastics
>We are talking about reviewers who loved spiderman: no way home
I think Mike did only because he thought it felt like a breath of fresh air after seeing a bunch of crap like Picard. It's the same reason why he liked Kenobi. The bar was set so low anything could come off as good to him. Jay hated it and shat all over the boring visuals.
Okay? The new top gun is actually good though and not “contrived cope to shill boilerplate disney product” good
daily reminded that Mike loved Jurassic World
I remember being asspained that they somehow missed Good Time for the 2017 one but did that stupid fricking ghost sheet movie.
Rich Evans is the problem. Also that fricking bald c**t. Obnoxious bastards. Rich's gimic of shouting at the camera is not funny. The fat little atheist should frick off for good. Even then RLM would be sub-mediocre. They were funny when I was 22. Not so much now. (In my opinion).
Rich will pay for his crimes one day brother. We have to believe that to keep going.
The second part of their Obi-Wan review didn’t break 1 million views. It’s over.
How can I dismiss every single half in the bag episode?
You can tell that Picard and Discovery absolutely destroyed part of their love for star trek. I feel for them.
>don’t review the batman
Okay, it was kind of interesting capeshit wise but i’m happy if they want to move away from those kind o-
>review dr strange
Oh? So they are reviewing capeshit, and apparently they loved that spiderman movie. Well, I guess after reviewing this disney cgi shit the new top gun will all this new practical effects technology will be interest-
>reviews the obi wan kenobi show
...what? Top gun is now one of the most successful films of the year, will be one of the most successful movies of all time, but we’re doing disney star wars straight to streaming shit? Whatever, I guess that new black phone horror movie is doing well and seems inter-
>reviews thor 4
>didn't review the batman
another alternate universe batman. whoopdydoo.
>review dr strange
Only because Sam Rami directed it and Jay has a massive boner for his visual style of directing
>reviews the obi wan kenobi show
What? A site that got big because of the Star Wars reviews is gonna talk about a Star Wars show?
>reviews thor 4
doubtful seeing how they hated thor 3 and have pretty much checked out of marvel movies unless it's on streaming like Black Widow. again their only reason for seeing the last dr. strange movie was due to Sam Rami directing it after almost 10 years of no directing movies.
>doubtful
They've already confirmed it on patreon tho
Thor 4 review is next
It’ll be Elvis and they want to do a thorough job of it. Probably waiting until this weekend to review it instead of Thor.
Any interest in rlm is because of rich Evans.
Mike is okay. Jay is boring and uninteresting. Josh and crew are cancer.
Good.
Lmao the last few videos have basically confirmed that the rumors are true. I wonder how much longer it will last
Rumors of breaking up?
>MUH FAKE E-CELEB DRAMA
Sure does suck that they don't do any other videos than Half in the Bag which means they haven't posted any other videos in the last two months. Not a single other video...sad
>pleb leddit memeia
>israelite cucklasa
>gay blowsmen
>b***h evans
>aids moby
Are the rumors about The Wizard true?
why do they actively avoid watching movies? They say they wont do a review of The Batman... why? They did all of Nolan's Batman's. It's your job to watch movies and review them.
>It's your job to watch movies and review them.
It's their job to make internet videos about things that interest them. Another Batman reboot doesn't interest them.
>new RLM thread
>every comment is exactly the same as the last 5 years of RLM threads
>rinse, repeat
>red feather media
Put a feather in your cap.
>red sweater media
Suit up, summer is almost over
I’ve always felt that their hatred for going to theatres had a slightly racist edge to it, though they’ll never ever admit it.
Maybe I’m wrong.
they’re all dyed in the wool leftists. although their city has a massive murder rate (because of Black folk but they’ll never acknowledge it) so they’re probably afraid of being shot in the cinema
Reddit Letter Memeia
They still haven't reviewed Citizen Kane
They need to take a break, honestly. Best of the Worst is still good but half in the bag has been pretty bad. They need to stop forcing it. Probably time to stop covering Disney products too, as I don’t think people want to hear about them. If they do they’ll watch the show on Disney + regardless of quality.
Now fully in the bag
THEIR SILENCE
DEAFENING
Good, channel needs to die, so do their fans
Tbf BotW is the only good content now. Recently HitB exposed how shitty their tastes are.
>no santa cruz joker
>no youtube guy where his roommate walks in on him
It’s weird that their Obi Wan episodes were ReView videos.
It was over when Mike made them all sign contracts with every streaming service in existence.