Tony: Holy shit, Jack, why did you gun down five members of congress and release anthrax onto an disabled veteran's puppy orphanage?
Jack: I had to get in undercover with Al Kebab... anyways I need you to hack into the Pentagon for me
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>Live Another Day was 9 years ago
We need one more season before Kiefer gets too old.
>last season ended with Audrey dying and her dad being a PSA for dementia
Pls no
Show wasn’t the same without David Palmer
Events occur in real time
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
>they are trying to assassinate the presidential candidate, David Palmer, because he is black
>they are trying to assassinate me because I have the possibility of being the first black president
>np, they are trying to assassinate you because you approved the assassination hit on their father
>oh lol
they were like 2 decades ahead with this joke
Spooky how self-aware the writers were keeeeek
He beat Jack, he fricking won
Who would win?
-1 million perimeters
-1 Imhotep with alienware laptop
Still the best villain in the show
>Who is Logan?
>tfw gregory itzin died the same day as paulie from sopranos so nobody even noticed it
Yeah, Marwan accomplished a lot of his goals and did some serious damage to the country. Season 4 has been my favorite upon rewatching the whole thing.
I’m still pissed that the cliffhanger of the s2 finale was solved in the fricking game and not show
what happened in the game?
Jack takes out the Max guy from the end of s2 who was with Kingsley and we learn what happened to Palmer after the attack. This could’ve resulted in a half a season of material. I’m also mad that Mike and his lackey basically get away with giving Lynne brain damage, the show never even reveals if she died or not
The game was hilarious and I can't believe it's canon
>Earthquake weapon
>It goes off in LA and the city is fricked
>Season 3 starts and everything is fine and this is never mentioned
>show claims to take place over an hour per episode
>episodes are only 45 minutes long
commercials were a mistake
still my second favorite show of all time
They pooped during the commercials.
so? i wanna see it all
characters have to shit and eat during that time
so? i wanna see it all
So next time Im at a Kiefer gig, ill shout up at him to go to your house and take a shit!
They needed to show Jack pinching out a loaf during the quadphoto thing with the beeping clock when the show resumes.
I stopped after S5 like 2 years ago.
Pretty good stuff, but I heard the next seasons aren't that good.
Season 6 is the worst, but it gets better again in season 7 and 8. Every season has at least some kino.
I always have to remind myself that season 6 came before the writers strike. It's incredible how season 7 wasn't way worse when every other series suffered or just never came back.
Because instead of doing a shorter season like everybody else, 24 simply waited until the strike was over. This is why we had to wait two years for season 7 and we got that movie in the meantime.
It was always soap opera tier writing but with over the top violence and action instead of melodrama, in that regard I think it stayed one of the most consistent shows throughout its run. It was like anime, but I doubt anyone that watched it ended up trooning out.
I watched them all and it's just more Jack torture porn.
Should have ended fully with Season 7...
>Jack was dying
>came to terms with his past
>gave you a little bit of hope he survived
>Reunion with Kim
>not a happy ending but a fitting conclusion
>What happened?
>A CTU Agent interfered with the operation.
>Which agent?
>Jack Bauer, sir.
>BAUER???
and that's every episode.
>It's a 'Jack Bauer goes rogue' episode
>It's a 'CTU has a mole' episode
>It's a 'Chloe needs to open another socket' episode
>It's a 'world leader has a mistress on the side' episode
>It's a 'Jacks old friend and mentor is a villain' episode
>It's a 'villains need 20 minutes before finishing something, which about when the episode finishes' episode
all kino episodes
>Jack not asking Tony or Chloe to open a socket for him
The only reason to watch 24
>it's a cougar episode
Events occur in real-time.
Bierkobros...
>torn to shreds in the mountains
cougarbros...
>Both died in January
Damn
Guys I don't think we're getting an 11th season....
R.I.P.
dunno, i think i stopped somewhere around s3
jack never facing any consequences for his actions really pissed me off to no end
Without spoiling it, he definitely does from Season 4 onwards.
>Deeply saddened by the passing of Manny Coto, one of the head writers of 24. It was an honor to speak your words. Rest In Peace.
Rough year for 24 cast and crew.
Does anyone else remember those 2 habeebs taking a fricking belt sander or wire brush or some shit to Jack's back in season 2 i think?
frick that shit terrified me as a kid
They stabbed him in the shoulder with a screwdriver and poured olive oil on it I think.