>late 90s/early 2000s
>watching Comedy Central at 2:00 a.m.
>steel drum music starts playing
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>late 90s/early 2000s. >watching Comedy Central at 2:00 a.m. >steel drum music starts playing
Being super old dusty man, I remember finding it super weird that porno ads in that era somehow tried to give you an idea that women acting like bawds was something rare and a taboo.
>that video game of the show
nice
>OMG I LOVE WOMEN RIPPING APART THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY
>SO BASED VERY COOM MUCH SOVL
I look like this and say this.
same
Women are the society. If anything, you're ripping it by not participating like a normal person.
This is what happens when you get raised by women. Imagine unironocally thinkng like this.
>men simp for prostitutes
>GRRRRRR FEMOIDS
Reminder that every single ill of Western society is the result of the passive impotence of white men.
>This is what happens when you get raised by women.
Who did raise you? Bugs?
Not ESLs
we let them be that way and that's why shit sucks now
Yes I agree all females should be killed immediately after birth, worked great for China.
>If women can't be prostitutes they need to fricking DIE
this is what you sound like you utterly deranged coomer.
>disingenuous strawman
Why is being too much of a coward to argue honestly so common?
Women are the majority of the society you absolute mongoloid.
Zoomer scum
Spring Break happens because Americans used to be too prudish in daily life. Loosen up and bawdtiness itself becomes diluted as nudity becomes matter of factly and society more relaxed and even more functional
I don't look like this, don't say this and never watched comedy central in the late 90s/early 2000s but am partial to women doing titty related activities, involving the fabric of society or not.
>RIPPING APART THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY
lmao jesus christ get laid
It's not the fabric of society being ripped there, it's the fabric of her t-shatsu.
This but ironically. It had a lot of soul compared to today.
I hate women
This but unironically. All women have to do is simply stop being race mixing prostitutes and 98% of the worlds problem go away overnight. But they will not.
whomst are you quoting?
Himself.
Do incel zoomers really?
For the love of God, have sex you worthless b***h
>OH MY GOD I HATE THE CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES AND WANTING TO BREED
This but unironically (I say this because it makes the soijak poster look like an imbecile)
Me unironically 20 years ago
the coomers hate you, but youre right.
No he's wrong. Women have always been like this. They will always be like this. It's innate to their biology. The only big surprise is that men are overtly lied to about it to encourage romantic behavior
That doesn't mean you have to go around filming them and selling the tapes on television, thereby encouraging such behavior.
women rip apart the fabric of society by being in the workplace, not by showing their breasts at a party, you dumb cucktholic
Can't believe they showed conjoined twins breasts on tv like that
we need to import refugees to administer rape correction. these prostitutes will cover up when they know that Rajeesh and Abdul are lurking in the shadows.
These were the fasted nuts of my life, Kids today will never know this shit.
I can literally pull up pornhub on my phone literally right now and nut. You're the ones who got nothing.
zoom zoom
Only zoomers have phones?
There's something lost with the loss of the anticipation and build-up of turning on Comedy Central late at night on an extremely low volume so your parents don't hear you, and just waiting and waiting for a GGW commercial to come on, because you had no access to absolutely anything else and you could only dream of more.
Ironically, it was a much more innocent time. Unlike now where like you said, you can pull out your phone and find donkey porn immediately. When you've been given the world, what's left to wonder?
we had pay tv and hardcore porn even with no internet
i even invited some friends and we would watch together
GGW is hotter to me than any of the shit on the front page of pornhub. Its nice to watch real girls acting loose instead of some pornprostitute taking a 10 incher for the 1000th time in her life.
>10 incher
doesnt exist
Fricking this. The only porn I watch is homemade amateur that looks like it was filmed on late 00s/early 10s camera equipment. Professional and "professional amateur" porn does nothing for me.
Stuff with this aesthetic is so based:
https://xhamster.com/videos/her-dorm-room-2643635
Based Anon, I'm a Zoomer but it's the same for me. Perhaps it's because it seems more "real" or at least more authentic than cookie-cutter porn with shitty plots.
Delayed gratification is something Zoomers will never understand. It really does make that nut feel way better when you spend all night anticipating those lewd commericals or movies.
>and nut
No you can't. No one can it's impossible.
>20yrs before TikTok young attractive women weren't hestitating to prostitute themselves out for free on camera
It was always an instinct for them. It wasn't built up in the modern age. Anyways, 10/10 breasts thanks for sharing
Yes now you'll hopefully understand why men kept them in the kitchen and tried to curate/limit their social circles. It was never a "power" thing.
>for free
That's the keyword there. Back in the day there were plenty of exhibitionists getting off to the thought of people looking at them. Now every brainlet wants to charge to blurry phone pics and immediately regrets it when she gets married. There's a reason why the "estr" in estrogen means sexual desire.
That's someone's grandma.
Yeah, time is a fricked up thing isn't it?
>Every one of these girls hit the wall and started MeTooing left and right.
>boobs are.... le good!
ITS NOT LOADING
PLEASE!! LET ME SEE BOOBA
check your modem
I'm 29 and finally got to see and suck a pair of breasts last week. The wait was worth it, 34F with nice nips.
is nofap the secret to your success?
Hm, excuse me, this is a LGBT+ friendly board, you can't post naked women. It might trigger folx with dysphoria, ty
Because of picrel, I'm glad this annoying homosexual killed himself.
I got some of the hardest boners of my life to these commercials. Especially the infomercial format ones that went on for like 2 hours
>tell friend I've been cumming farther than usual lately
>he wants to see
>put on GGW infomercial
>shoot up to my neck
millennials are such an embarrassing pissbaby generation
Babies like breasts?
Damn I still remember my first fap during midnight television.
I had to print pics of boobies I found on the internet and hide them in my books so my dad wouldn't find them.
Now porn is so extreme that this looks like something you could show to your grandma.
I would keep them in word documents and name the file something innoculous as well as hide it in some random directory I had access to. I eventually moved to copying the word documents to a rewritable dvd because my parents eventually started finding them.
I've never had friends. The only reason I look at porn now is because I started to look at clothing magazines but my parents being overly strict with me and getting mad at me for looking at girls in their bras and swimsuits. The more they pushed the more I looked at stuff and started looking at stuff online to the point where eventually I started seeing nude pics of girls and realized that I liked looking at that more then bras and swimsuits. And since this is the early internet we are talking about, I ended up seeing a lot of kinky stuff I ended up finding that I liked. And all this because my parents were too strict and tried stopping me from seeing girls in bras and swimsuits LMAO. Hope it was worth it mom and dad, because now I can only get off to bestiality and futa porn.
>watching coomer infomercials when at the exact same time Cinemax was showing straight up porn
tsk tsk
It was fun unless it came on when your parents were in the room, you be watching south park with your stoner parents, and BOOM! Steel drums start playing.
Can someone explain why blurry censored breasts that you can only see at 3 am at night on a certain channel on TV are remembered so fondly on Cinemaphile when you could literally get high res uncensored breasts on literally any device in 2 seconds?
What's with Cinemaphile?
>when you could literally get high res uncensored breasts on literally any device in 2 seconds?
explain how satan
Nice bait Satan
coomer mentality satan
Cinemaphile is the real /misc/ and it's a honeypot
Is there anywhere you can actually watch these ggw videos or has them archived or something?
bump for interest
spankbang may have some.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183753170/#q183810457
(Also, checking the dubs on those last posts)
>VHS
Would they even be watchable?
>when the family got an internet connection and suddenly 10 year old me had unrestricted unmonitored access to any and all types of pornography whenever i wanted
There have been many points I can say 'this was crucial' but this was among the worst things that could've happened to me.
It was a true watershed moment
>that Baywatch lady sure is pretty
>search Pamela Anderson pictures
>find her whole Playboy shoot
The coom train began
>kid me google searches Zelda pictures because I thought she was pretty
>Zelda in a revealing bikini as one of the results
>'wha-what is this' *click*
>found some random guy's Zelda/Ruto/Malon/Gerudo lewd image library archive
It was over for me.
Similar situation except it was Tifa. I came for the first time to an image of Tifa in lingerie with a sign saying "Sweet Dreams." I still remember my excitement as it loaded and the image very slowly started to appear. Never been able to find that picture since.
for me it was the newgrounds mature section
>Finish communion school and now can have the body abd blood of christ
>Party at my house
>Friend and I chatting in my room
>"Hey Anon, ever hear of Hentai?"
>Loads a video called "Hentai is the key to happiness
The devil had 1 test for me and I failed SPECTACULARLY
I somehow narrowly avoided this when I went over a kid's house to work on a project and he asked if I wanted to watch hentai, when he explained what it was I was too weirded out and said no. By the time I ever saw actual hentai my formative exposures were done already
>freshman year
>invite buddy over to my house to spend the night
>I fall asleep early
>get on my computer the next morning after his mom picked him up
>browser history full of the most fricked up, deranged hentai and porn
I never said anything and the dude ended up killing himself our junior year.
>anons in this thread being exposed to porn from weird friends they knew
thank frick my friends aren't like this
really explains why i feel so unlike all of you, but i'm still not quite a normie
Cable access channels were the real treat for a kid, after midnight they basically just converted to porn.
Pic related is from a show called Hispanic n Spanish where a Puerto Rican guy would just go around and convince women to show him their breasts and let him grope them.
Then there was a show called Concrete TV that was just 10-30 second clips of violent movies intercut with porn
they shut this down because there were too many underage girls tricking the producers with fake ids
>all these college girls are now in their 40s or 50s
>most of the people on Cinemaphile right now were born post 9/11
I remember the first porno I ever saw, I was probably about 7 or 8. It was called Bikini Airways.
I kinda miss when it was hard to see breasts. It was actually exciting back in the day. Now every other girl over the age of 18 has an Onlyfans and women walk around in public wearing yoga pants 2 sizes too small for them, tank tops that are so thin that they're see through if any light hits them, and no underwear. I've grown bored of breasts and holes.
No one's forcing you to subscribe to onlyfans. Put that money to better use. The rest that you mentioned don't show breasts.
yeah when these infomercials came on i remember thinking about how I couldn't wait to see and feel some breasts and ass when i got older. looked easy. 34 now and I have never seen breasts, ass, or pussy
i remember thinking spring break and mardi gras was something everybody did in their 20s
Bro…I’m genuinely sorry. It is as fun as it looks, hope you get some soon
28 I'm couple months, and I'll likely end up in the same place.
Whatever happened to Joe Francis?
The first time white stuff came out of my peepee hole.
Man, those girls are mid-40s grannies by now. Grannies Gone Wild.
Does anyone remember that Sin CIties tv show where some british dude explored the night life of cities around the world? Such good vibes.
That sounds so good wtf
Found it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Cities
Loved it as a teen back then.
>Its literally called Sin Cities
Well dang maybe I shouldve tried that lol thanks
My friend ordered a couple of these once and didn't realize that when you ordered even one they would keep sending more to you while taking the money out of your credit card or whichever. This moron thought he was getting free GGW DVDs for almost a year.
The basis of the modern economy
I hate the israelites
Porn sites will still do that, and in addition will throw in a subscription to some other random porn site without telling you.
You think you're only paying 30 bucks for a month but you end up sending like a hundred, and they'll keep charging you until you are forced to call customer service or deactivate your card.
epstein economic model
Lost $75 on a camprostitute website like this once. Not my proudest moment but I assumed it would only be $15. Then 5 other websites charged me $15. At least the Asian girl was hot.
still looking for my #1 GGW video
curly haired blonde blue eyed young looking white girl wearing zebra-print shirt and jeans and with MASSIVE breasts with a tiny waist. she was rail thin with his big beautiful honkers. shes drunk as frick and says "i want it first! i want the shirt first" before she flashes those amazing fat milkies on camera. if anyone has a link to her please let me know.
For me it was this smoking hot b***h with black hair who had amazing tiddies yet told the cameraman she was thinking about getting fakies and he all but called her a moron. Even back then women were moronic when it came to shit like that; looking perfectly fine (or even amazing) yet insisting on getting terrible plastic surgery anyways.
>HAHA IN BETWEEN LATE NIGHT RERUNS OF COLIN QUINNS TOUGH CROWD AND JON STEWARTS DAILY SHOW, TWO SHOWS WHICH WILL COME TO DEFINE THE CULTURE WAR LATER ON, WE'LL ADVERTISE THE TEENAGE DAUGHTERS OF BOTH DEMOGRAPHICS