Created by an assembly line of braindead israelite writers with no original thoughts of their own. The 5 of them combined couldn't Voltron into something resembling comedy if their lives depended on it.
didn't watch it but I heard there was alot of tension, Fallon and Kimmel don't like each other and apparently it was really obvious Seth Myers really didn't want to be there
Kimmel: >WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... IF FIVE OF AMERICA'S TOP ELEVEN MOST BELOATHED TALK SHOWS HOSTS ALL TALKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, FOR AN HOUR?
>WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT... ON THE FIRST EVER EDITION... OF STRIKE FORCE FIVE.
>[Thunder SFX from soundboard]
Kimmel: >Let's meet the Strike Force, starting with the former host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, from his headquarters in South Carolina... Stephen Colbert!
Colbert: >Hello Jimmy, it's an honor to be here.
Kimmel: >This is where we should all applaud each other. It is an honor... to be with you here, Stephen.
>Next, from his home studio... in Long Island, where he stays up late every night recording himself singing along with the Bee Gees Karaoke, the former host of the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon! Hello Jimmy Fallon!
Fallon: >HEEEEEEEEY! Thank you, so happy to be here. This is exciting. And good morning.
Kimmel: >Mention to the listeners, for the purposes of this podcast, Jimmy will be known as Tammy from here on. And then..
Kimmel: >...Jimmy's upstairs TV neighbor, fans of this show know him as "The Cute One", the Nick Carter to our Backstreet Boys, unemployment's own Seth Meyers! Seth?
Meyers: >This is so exciting to be talking before.. 12:37 at night.
Kimmel: >Say hello to the ladies Seth. Tell us, what color are your eyes? I... looked at pictures of you for... a lot of the night last night, I can't figure it out.
Meyers: >I've been told "ocean blue". Jimmy.
Kimmel: >And for those who will criticize us, who say "we don't need a show... hosted by a group of four middle-aged, straight white men," we bring you a FIFTH middle-aged, straight white man, but this one is from ENGLAND,
>[someone in the back stifles a chuckle]
Kimmel: >...which is an entirely different country, he is the... currently force majeured former host of Last Week Tonight... John Oliver! Hello John!
Oliver: >Hallo. Kimmel. At first I'd say Seth's eyes are Gatorade Blue, but... y'know reasonably we can agree to disagree. Also, I cannot believe that you're the only one who gets to have a soundboard. I didn't know we were doing soundboards, that changes everything.
Kimmel: >...Jimmy's upstairs TV neighbor, fans of this show know him as "The Cute One", the Nick Carter to our Backstreet Boys, unemployment's own Seth Meyers! Seth?
Meyers: >This is so exciting to be talking before.. 12:37 at night.
Kimmel: >Say hello to the ladies Seth. Tell us, what color are your eyes? I... looked at pictures of you for... a lot of the night last night, I can't figure it out.
Meyers: >I've been told "ocean blue". Jimmy.
Kimmel: >And for those who will criticize us, who say "we don't need a show... hosted by a group of four middle-aged, straight white men," we bring you a FIFTH middle-aged, straight white man, but this one is from ENGLAND,
>[someone in the back stifles a chuckle]
Kimmel: >...which is an entirely different country, he is the... currently force majeured former host of Last Week Tonight... John Oliver! Hello John!
Oliver: >Hallo. Kimmel. At first I'd say Seth's eyes are Gatorade Blue, but... y'know reasonably we can agree to disagree. Also, I cannot believe that you're the only one who gets to have a soundboard. I didn't know we were doing soundboards, that changes everything.
Kimmel: >...Jimmy's upstairs TV neighbor, fans of this show know him as "The Cute One", the Nick Carter to our Backstreet Boys, unemployment's own Seth Meyers! Seth?
Meyers: >This is so exciting to be talking before.. 12:37 at night.
Kimmel: >Say hello to the ladies Seth. Tell us, what color are your eyes? I... looked at pictures of you for... a lot of the night last night, I can't figure it out.
Meyers: >I've been told "ocean blue". Jimmy.
Kimmel: >And for those who will criticize us, who say "we don't need a show... hosted by a group of four middle-aged, straight white men," we bring you a FIFTH middle-aged, straight white man, but this one is from ENGLAND,
>[someone in the back stifles a chuckle]
Kimmel: >...which is an entirely different country, he is the... currently force majeured former host of Last Week Tonight... John Oliver! Hello John!
Oliver: >Hallo. Kimmel. At first I'd say Seth's eyes are Gatorade Blue, but... y'know reasonably we can agree to disagree. Also, I cannot believe that you're the only one who gets to have a soundboard. I didn't know we were doing soundboards, that changes everything.
if you were given a choice of 10 million dollars or be the host of this show for one night, what would you take? (keep in mind that the knowledge in comedy of these people could make you 100 million or more)
>the knowledge in comedy of these people could make you 100 million or more
...how do you figure?
I mean, in a practical sense?
You also have to reckon with the fact that, even with dedicated writing teams, these guys are painfully unfunny.
I'd take the 10 million, easy.
I'd pay 10 million just to be the host for one night. You have to understand that the level of wisdom and the knowledge that they have pertaining to comedy and politics is worth A LOT more than 10 mill
10million. No one is gonna love me so much as a random guest host for me to make hundreds of millions off of it, and I’m pretty good looking. It’s a dumb question, you take the money.
>my partner
Random tangent but has anyone else noticed that people who use this phrase are almost always drinking some kind of kool-aid? Like I can’t imagine ever referring to my wife as something other than my wife, and when people try to awkwardly step around gendering the person their in a relationship with or the status of that relationship it comes off as insecure. What are they trying to hide?
It’s what she would be, and yes >been together a decade and not married
Why would you waste your time and their time like that?
8 months ago
Anonymous
get with the times, boomer
there needs to be a term between casual girlfriend and wife
8 months ago
Anonymous
People regularly use it to refer to their husband or wife which sounds cringe and insecure. And if you think there needs to be a “middle ground” term it’s because you’ve been wasting your girlfriends time for years and not proposing. Sorry you feel shame that you didn’t make your girlfriend into a wife
8 months ago
Anonymous
>People regularly use it to refer to their husband or wife
well they're morons
sorry you object so much to a term that is appropriate in the modern dating world but it will continue on despite your objections
No because thats exactly what she is. Only reason I call my gf wife is because it makes her mad and by state law she is legally my wife. Calling her my partner would feel weird and gay.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Why is your wife mad that you call her your wife?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Because shes againgst the institution of marriage and it reminds her of her strict conservative grandfather. I havent used her name in years I just refer to her as wife lmao
If you've been together for a decade and not married, there's something wrong with either you or her!
Maybe you could use the word fiancee
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Maybe you could use the word fiancee
wow, we're debating the appropriateness of words and now want to use something that has a very specific meaning where it doesn't apply
8 months ago
Anonymous
So use the word girlfriend. I mean if she's not your fiancee she's your gf. Simple as. If you find it juvenile then that's on (You)
8 months ago
Anonymous
or i can use whatever term i want to use and you can quietly seethe
8 months ago
Anonymous
and I can laugh at you being a massive soiboy while you cry in your chastity cage in the corner
8 months ago
Anonymous
Be honest, has your ‘partner’ had other ‘partners’ while you two have been ‘partners’?
>I've been shacked up with the broad for 4000 years >girlfriend feels too juvenile
Just call her your wife. No ones going to investigate that shit anyway. Partner is 100% homosexual language and I instantly think someone's gay or into some kink when they use it.
People do it when they’re concerned having a long term relationship and not being married is immature.
And they’re right, it is, and “partner” outs you as a delusional child. Get married morons, you’re not special snowflakes above it all.
depends on where you're from. in uk and australia it's normal to call your wife/husband as your partner. didn't know americans makes such a big deal about it
It mat assume they may or may not be married.
It can be helpful if you want to limit info. about yourself, such as on here for example. If I said my wife or husband you could easily guess the odds are I am the opposite gender of my spouse. But if you just say spouse or partner then it limits the information you are providing. That is just my guess. Other then that I think spouse makes more sense for context over partner (business partner? friend partner? spouse partner? etc.).
Yes and I dated a woman who refused to use terms like ‘boyfriend’ or ‘sweetheart’ and would only accept ‘partner’
She was an economist and tried to frame everything, even romantic relationships, through rationalist and corporate frameworks
Decisions needed to consider the ‘impact on stakeholders’
She’ll have a successful career and she probably has a higher IQ than me but a divorce is an inevitable part of her future
I use the term at work in certain situations when speaking to customers if I don't know whether they're married and because it sounds more formal than boyfriend or girlfriend. If someone specifically mentions their spouse though then I'll use husband or wife when speaking to them.
It's a politeness thing for me but I agree that there's a weird trend of trying to force it into situations where it's not needed.
imagine lining them all up in a row against a wall on live tv, and having a minigun mounted in a helicopter and firing rounds off haha that would be so crazy haha
just watched an hour straight of Dick Cavett and Robin Williams riff off each other with a brilliant Shakespeare bit. it shit on anything any of these new clowns have done in their combined careers. how did late night fall off so hard into ads and propaganda?
The Man Show was so fricking good, there was every reason to believe that Kimmel would be an awesome host with great bits. And at the start, it actually seemed pretty good. Then Craig Ferguson came around and absolutely blew everyone else out of the water and kimmel turned into a massive cuck.
I don't see him sitting in the white house. Do you?
8 months ago
Anonymous
the guy was talking about trump presidential victory, which happened in 2016
you're the one assuming he was talking about trump/biden election, and insisting again
how low iq you have to be to not be able to talk about past events because new events happened?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I don't understand what a moronic Black person you must be to still be stuck in the past when the next event already took place. Trump lost the latest election and that's more relevant today rather than something that occured 7 years ago.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not more relevant to the ‘current year’ meme, particularly in the context of late night shows, which is the subject of discussion
8 months ago
Anonymous
How is it not? Drumpf who LOST the last election was arrested for trying to get votes in the election he LOST. While his LOSER fanbase piss and shid themselves in anger and post conspiracy theories on the internet.
> that's more relevant today rather than something that occured 7 years ago.
not when talking about what happened in 2016, you moron
I bet you had breakfast this morning
2020 occured after 2016. Keep up gramps.
8 months ago
Anonymous
loose ass gay troony
8 months ago
Anonymous
> that's more relevant today rather than something that occured 7 years ago.
not when talking about what happened in 2016, you moron
I bet you had breakfast this morning
Enter Stephen Colbert.
A dimly-lit desk, on which a Sony Vaio laptop is running Skype (2016 build) >"Guys, I don't know about you, but I feel that it is my DUTY to bring low quality propaganda to room temperature IQ leftists" >"with or without those damn writers!" >"Now, who's with me?!"
*cut to 4 other silent cuckolds yassing and hooting*
End of scene.
You are actually, those rich cucks won’t shell out the money to pay their staff so they’re selling themselves to make you do it
Probably a big part of it
Nah Leno, letterman and Ferguson were done before trump, and Conan was dwindling on TBS already. Hell that homie has like three podcasts already, so these cucks are completely late to the party
> Other topics covered besides the strike included: taking children to college, Kimmel hosting A-list guests in Montana, how Oliver is the only one without an honorary doctorate, their collective pasts as altar boys.
Dude, this is so EPIC! It is like if the Avengers, Justice League, Order of the Phoenix, and the Rebels from Star Wars all got together to fight evil. Those dumb conservatives won't know what hit him with this.
I have a sinking suspicion that these guys are going to use comedy writers (ones they know won't snitch).
Hell, if the $$$ is supposedly going to the Strike, the union would probably allow writers for the podcast. Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop. No wonder Hollywood studios don't take them seriously.
i just skimmed around the first episode. very awkward. these guys dont have anything in common and they dont have chemistry together. cant imagine watching the entire thing.
the people are very interested
these shows represent what the people want, what the people think, and what the people care about
the numbers are real, they're very popular, as are CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and Viacom
you must repeat what they say, or be an enemy of the people
The whole point is that they're not using writers and it's just a completely improvised show. I think they're either selling advertising or asking for donations, but they're supposedly doing something to raise money for the wga/sag strike fund
Actually, I never thought about it before, but weirdly none of them are israeli. John Oliver actually has some great great uncle who was a bishop in the Anglican church years ago if memory serves
>5 biggest late night hosts >less than 150 X likes
No one is gonna listen to this podcast, and it's gonna backhandedly expose that these dudes are all nothing without the millions of dollars invested by networks.
can you watch it without having Spotify? i was gonna hatewatch outta morbid curiosity but dont care enough if i have to sign up for some gay shit to watch it
Socialists know how important vocabulary is. They are attacking me at all fronts. They don't want me to say my wife, they don't want me to say bless you, they don't want me to say merry christmas. Saying my partner breaks the meaning, it's genderless and equal. But my wife is not my equal. I won't submit to you. I will celebrate columbus day.
How does someone like John Oliver stand to be in the same space as the others? Sure his show sucks, but his politics are way more extreme than a centrist lib like Colbert.
i just skimmed around the first episode. very awkward. these guys dont have anything in common and they dont have chemistry together. cant imagine watching the entire thing.
and from what i clicked around on, jimmy kimmel wont stfu. dude is constantly dominating the conversation
The Strike Force Five discover that the reason Trump was elected was traced back to the time a bunch of internet reviewers took over a micronation. Using technology that's obviously from Avengers: Endgame (likely from Jimmy Fallon's suggestion), they go back in time to fight Nostalgia Critic and the rest
Strike Force Five are all wearing Bat armor like in BVS and Dark Knight Returns
Colbert warns a flying Nostalgia Critic who's wearing an M Bison costume with a torn cape, "Do you bleed? YOU WILL."
>jimmy fallon >jimmy kimmel
you know, honestly, i think i always just assumed these were the same person. they're both whiny late-night talk show hosts with the same name so i guess that's why
Lmao that looked pretty genuine, and I don't think he's that good of an actor. Dude got a dose of reality, should've seen it coming but the coke blurred his vision.
the "we've always been at war with east asia" line happened in real life with "the jab was never meant to protect you from the virus"
they don't believe they've been lied to
Ferguson got an ass load of money as part of a contract stipulation that required cbs to offer him Letterman's job and pay him a boatload if he doesn't take it
they didn't offer it to him, the payment was for not offering him the spot cause Letterman put it in Fergusons contract that he gets Forrest dibs on the late show position when Letterman retires but CBS wanted Colbert, so they paid Ferguson instead of offering him the late show spot
reminds me: don rickles made so many jokes about corden on his final appearance on Craig's show, where even ferguson had to laugh along. This was 5 months before the switch to corden i think
Ferguson got an ass load of money as part of a contract stipulation that required cbs to offer him Letterman's job and pay him a boatload if he doesn't take it
Fallon is the only likeable one here. He used to annoy me but then I learned he's a functioning alcoholic who is just trying to get by instead of being a liberal mouthpiece like those other fricks
Is that Sargon of Akkad on the top left?
>I wouldn't even rape you John Oliver.
>smuckles
>THIS SUMER
Recommend some good soomer kino
No don’t be silly, he died over 4000 years ago.
Such disgusting human beings.
I feel like they would have no chemistry. Like why would Stephen Colbert hang out with Jimmy Fallon?
They're all the same person.
Created by an assembly line of braindead israelite writers with no original thoughts of their own. The 5 of them combined couldn't Voltron into something resembling comedy if their lives depended on it.
to get drunk
they suck the same wieners, that's something
didn't watch it but I heard there was alot of tension, Fallon and Kimmel don't like each other and apparently it was really obvious Seth Myers really didn't want to be there
seth actually seems like the person that would have nothing to bring to this group
Could you imagine if you got them in one room? Then launched a frag grenade into the room?
then late night would really be saved
Put James Corden in there too and it would be the greatest day ever.
No I'd lock the door and chase them around with a spade trying to kill them while listening to them squeal like in this
?t=22
Can someone bite the bullet and actually watch it? I'm sure a bunch of anons want to know how shit it actually is if you comment on it live
i still have spotify let me take a little look
does it show the number of views? that's what i'm most interested in.
no
This is from the first two minutes
Kimmel:
>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... IF FIVE OF AMERICA'S TOP ELEVEN MOST BELOATHED TALK SHOWS HOSTS ALL TALKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, FOR AN HOUR?
>WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT... ON THE FIRST EVER EDITION... OF STRIKE FORCE FIVE.
>[Thunder SFX from soundboard]
Kimmel:
>Let's meet the Strike Force, starting with the former host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, from his headquarters in South Carolina... Stephen Colbert!
Colbert:
>Hello Jimmy, it's an honor to be here.
Kimmel:
>This is where we should all applaud each other. It is an honor... to be with you here, Stephen.
>Next, from his home studio... in Long Island, where he stays up late every night recording himself singing along with the Bee Gees Karaoke, the former host of the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon! Hello Jimmy Fallon!
Fallon:
>HEEEEEEEEY! Thank you, so happy to be here. This is exciting. And good morning.
Kimmel:
>Mention to the listeners, for the purposes of this podcast, Jimmy will be known as Tammy from here on. And then..
>[someone chuckles, probably Fallon]
Kimmel:
>...Jimmy's upstairs TV neighbor, fans of this show know him as "The Cute One", the Nick Carter to our Backstreet Boys, unemployment's own Seth Meyers! Seth?
Meyers:
>This is so exciting to be talking before.. 12:37 at night.
Kimmel:
>Say hello to the ladies Seth. Tell us, what color are your eyes? I... looked at pictures of you for... a lot of the night last night, I can't figure it out.
Meyers:
>I've been told "ocean blue". Jimmy.
Kimmel:
>And for those who will criticize us, who say "we don't need a show... hosted by a group of four middle-aged, straight white men," we bring you a FIFTH middle-aged, straight white man, but this one is from ENGLAND,
>[someone in the back stifles a chuckle]
Kimmel:
>...which is an entirely different country, he is the... currently force majeured former host of Last Week Tonight... John Oliver! Hello John!
Oliver:
>Hallo. Kimmel. At first I'd say Seth's eyes are Gatorade Blue, but... y'know reasonably we can agree to disagree. Also, I cannot believe that you're the only one who gets to have a soundboard. I didn't know we were doing soundboards, that changes everything.
i can't tell if this is real
Always forget Colbert is from south Carolina. Probably some Greenville dick sucking elitist
lol this looks like it was ran through ChatGPT
No, that's really what it is. My eyes were rolling so fricking hard I'm amazed they didn't fly off the sockets.
I like how for most things ChatGPT sounds fake, but for soulless late night hosts its indistinguishable from reality.
if i want to see fake clowns i will go to the circuis
if you were given a choice of 10 million dollars or be the host of this show for one night, what would you take? (keep in mind that the knowledge in comedy of these people could make you 100 million or more)
I misread this and thought you were asking if I'd take 10 mil to have to host the show for one night. Which I would, but it's close.
I would be the host so i could just cause the show to self destruct
>the knowledge in comedy of these people could make you 100 million or more
...how do you figure?
I mean, in a practical sense?
You also have to reckon with the fact that, even with dedicated writing teams, these guys are painfully unfunny.
I'd take the 10 million, easy.
I'd pay 10 million just to be the host for one night. You have to understand that the level of wisdom and the knowledge that they have pertaining to comedy and politics is worth A LOT more than 10 mill
I highly doubt any of these hosts would want to be my friend or would help give me connections.
So the 10 million would be a much better offer.
I love these sigma grindset logic posts. People still take them seriously.
comedy?
>He thinks a Hollywood celeb is going to risk his career off a nobody peasant
Gimme my 10 mil already
10million. No one is gonna love me so much as a random guest host for me to make hundreds of millions off of it, and I’m pretty good looking. It’s a dumb question, you take the money.
10 mil ez Black person
How does a guest hosting spot once get you anywhere near 100 million dollars? Why is everyone here an esl moron?
you learn how to grind, do you even comprehend how powerful that is?
real ESL hours
Mmmmm why are y'all not wearing masks? I wont let them tell me what to think unless they wear masks!!
Lol nobody cares about covid anymore
>new variant just released
post your booster card chud, you wont
>my partner
Random tangent but has anyone else noticed that people who use this phrase are almost always drinking some kind of kool-aid? Like I can’t imagine ever referring to my wife as something other than my wife, and when people try to awkwardly step around gendering the person their in a relationship with or the status of that relationship it comes off as insecure. What are they trying to hide?
yeah, I always thought this was weird, but I've never really been able to put my finger on why.
what would you call your wife if you weren't married? especially if you're middle age and been together a decade? your girlfriend?
sounds juvenile
It’s what she would be, and yes
>been together a decade and not married
Why would you waste your time and their time like that?
get with the times, boomer
there needs to be a term between casual girlfriend and wife
People regularly use it to refer to their husband or wife which sounds cringe and insecure. And if you think there needs to be a “middle ground” term it’s because you’ve been wasting your girlfriends time for years and not proposing. Sorry you feel shame that you didn’t make your girlfriend into a wife
>People regularly use it to refer to their husband or wife
well they're morons
sorry you object so much to a term that is appropriate in the modern dating world but it will continue on despite your objections
nerve status: struck
No because thats exactly what she is. Only reason I call my gf wife is because it makes her mad and by state law she is legally my wife. Calling her my partner would feel weird and gay.
Why is your wife mad that you call her your wife?
Because shes againgst the institution of marriage and it reminds her of her strict conservative grandfather. I havent used her name in years I just refer to her as wife lmao
So why'd she agree to marry you then?
Women say one thing and do another, big shocker.
If you've been together for a decade and not married, there's something wrong with either you or her!
Maybe you could use the word fiancee
>Maybe you could use the word fiancee
wow, we're debating the appropriateness of words and now want to use something that has a very specific meaning where it doesn't apply
So use the word girlfriend. I mean if she's not your fiancee she's your gf. Simple as. If you find it juvenile then that's on (You)
or i can use whatever term i want to use and you can quietly seethe
and I can laugh at you being a massive soiboy while you cry in your chastity cage in the corner
Be honest, has your ‘partner’ had other ‘partners’ while you two have been ‘partners’?
Seething lol
I accept your concession
If you're in a relationship for that long there is literally no reason to not just get married.
>I've been shacked up with the broad for 4000 years
>girlfriend feels too juvenile
Just call her your wife. No ones going to investigate that shit anyway. Partner is 100% homosexual language and I instantly think someone's gay or into some kink when they use it.
It's libtard lingo
People do it when they’re concerned having a long term relationship and not being married is immature.
And they’re right, it is, and “partner” outs you as a delusional child. Get married morons, you’re not special snowflakes above it all.
depends on where you're from. in uk and australia it's normal to call your wife/husband as your partner. didn't know americans makes such a big deal about it
>most cucked countries use cucked language
shocker
From the UK and it really isn’t all that common. It would make me assume it’s a gay dude who doesn’t want to make a big fuss about it.
It mat assume they may or may not be married.
It can be helpful if you want to limit info. about yourself, such as on here for example. If I said my wife or husband you could easily guess the odds are I am the opposite gender of my spouse. But if you just say spouse or partner then it limits the information you are providing. That is just my guess. Other then that I think spouse makes more sense for context over partner (business partner? friend partner? spouse partner? etc.).
It's so gay people don't feel left out. That's why reddit uses "significant other" all the time.
It's very sterile. Same with SO.
Better to use anything else, even "sweet-pumpkin babycakes".
Not married, and boyfriend/girlfriend sounds juvenile.
Ehh. It’s still nowhere near as bad as “the missus.” Sounds like you view the relationship as a big joke when you use that word.
Yes and I dated a woman who refused to use terms like ‘boyfriend’ or ‘sweetheart’ and would only accept ‘partner’
She was an economist and tried to frame everything, even romantic relationships, through rationalist and corporate frameworks
Decisions needed to consider the ‘impact on stakeholders’
She’ll have a successful career and she probably has a higher IQ than me but a divorce is an inevitable part of her future
Did your supply not meet her demand? Was your sex life in a recession? Did your libido hit stagnation?
I use the term at work in certain situations when speaking to customers if I don't know whether they're married and because it sounds more formal than boyfriend or girlfriend. If someone specifically mentions their spouse though then I'll use husband or wife when speaking to them.
It's a politeness thing for me but I agree that there's a weird trend of trying to force it into situations where it's not needed.
I'd rather die than go through this shit.
I mean if you are THAT scared why not rent some retreat in the woods somewhere and wait it out?
They shouldn't have to just because a bunch of chuds refused to take basic protective measures, endangering everyone else with their ignorance
Why did you refuse to take basic protective measures?
BECAUSE IM A CHUD
imagine if the next covid can infect the vegana so skirts are banned
>june 2023
wtf
the current covid variants are literally just as dangerous as the common flu
Get your booster next month cattle boy. Don't forget to wear your mask.
why do you fricking morons keep trying to downplay chasing people around grocery stores, arent you still in the cult?
give it a month and the covidiots will be back wishing for death on the unvaxxed.
Um, no sweetie. New Election variant just dropped.
When you try to tell them about operation lockstep and they just give you the Pfizer smile
israelite Farce Five
imagine lining them all up in a row against a wall on live tv, and having a minigun mounted in a helicopter and firing rounds off haha that would be so crazy haha
this is great news
so many things happening over the past few months, and no Seth Meyers to break them down for me + make me laugh
thank you SFF!
Imagine a conversation between those 5 people
That would be so epic
OMG! I always thought a conversation between these 5 would legendary!
who actually gives a shit about late night? who the frick is this even for?
For me it's Colbert's black soulless demonic eyes
just watched an hour straight of Dick Cavett and Robin Williams riff off each other with a brilliant Shakespeare bit. it shit on anything any of these new clowns have done in their combined careers. how did late night fall off so hard into ads and propaganda?
They picked absolute fricking hack losers to take over the late night spot. Jimmy Kimmel, really?
Kimmel really turned into a massive homosexual but giving Seth Meyers a late night host gig is a fricking joke.
The Man Show was so fricking good, there was every reason to believe that Kimmel would be an awesome host with great bits. And at the start, it actually seemed pretty good. Then Craig Ferguson came around and absolutely blew everyone else out of the water and kimmel turned into a massive cuck.
Sarah Silverman pussywhipped the frick out of him and his entire life since then has been trying to virtue signal and "atone" for The Man Show.
Even Leno was a comedy God compared to what we have now.
they didnt invite the Black person?
Wouldn't they all have the same opinions?
>so a drunk, a israelite, the wife of a PSYOP officer, a cuck, and a friend of John Podesta enter a Zoom chat
How long into the pod until they start riffing on DRUMPF??
Ill say about 5-10 minutes max
i'm looking forward to hearing a wide and diverse variety of perspectives and opinions
Watch the amazing circus act of the same voice coming out of 5 mouths at the same time!
>dude regime propaganda lmao
>dude what do our CIA talking points want us to cover today
>oh wow all the big names of late night
>...and that seth guy is there too i guess
How can I steal this without giving them a click or any advertising revenue?
i was gonna offer to record it but it's an hour and i don't want this trash going in my spotify recommendations
#latenightsowhite
I remember the days of Leno, Letterman, Conan, and Ferguson. What happened?
Trump won the presidency when he wasn't supposed to.
>TRUMP WON EVEN THO HE LOST
Cope harder, gay.
read it again
Trump lost. Biden won.
Trump won in 2016
Only because he stole the election
And he lost in 2020. Keep up gramps.
Peer-reviewed source?
I don't see him sitting in the white house. Do you?
the guy was talking about trump presidential victory, which happened in 2016
you're the one assuming he was talking about trump/biden election, and insisting again
how low iq you have to be to not be able to talk about past events because new events happened?
I don't understand what a moronic Black person you must be to still be stuck in the past when the next event already took place. Trump lost the latest election and that's more relevant today rather than something that occured 7 years ago.
It’s not more relevant to the ‘current year’ meme, particularly in the context of late night shows, which is the subject of discussion
How is it not? Drumpf who LOST the last election was arrested for trying to get votes in the election he LOST. While his LOSER fanbase piss and shid themselves in anger and post conspiracy theories on the internet.
2020 occured after 2016. Keep up gramps.
loose ass gay troony
> that's more relevant today rather than something that occured 7 years ago.
not when talking about what happened in 2016, you moron
I bet you had breakfast this morning
Probably a big part of it
Electoral was designed to keep you urban cretin from destroying our country. Seethe
This. Ferguson, being a history buff, knew exactly what was gonna go down and left before shit got heated.
How's the two day special operation going Ivan
Conan was shit
Enjoy your Strike Force Five hosts
I can't imagine listening to any of these homosexuals but I ESPECIALLY can't imagine voluntarily watching or listening to John e-girlver
>John e-girlver
>e-girlver
this accidentally makes him seem based, don't call him that ever again
>Late Night is SAVED
Until they go on the air again, yes it is
Enter Stephen Colbert.
A dimly-lit desk, on which a Sony Vaio laptop is running Skype (2016 build)
>"Guys, I don't know about you, but I feel that it is my DUTY to bring low quality propaganda to room temperature IQ leftists"
>"with or without those damn writers!"
>"Now, who's with me?!"
*cut to 4 other silent cuckolds yassing and hooting*
End of scene.
Then it cuts to black as they all start sucking each others dicks
wtf who is funding this?
> The show is sponsored by Mint Mobile and liquor company Diageo
So by Ryan Reynolds and a gay liquor company.
Didnt he sell mint?
You are actually, those rich cucks won’t shell out the money to pay their staff so they’re selling themselves to make you do it
Nah Leno, letterman and Ferguson were done before trump, and Conan was dwindling on TBS already. Hell that homie has like three podcasts already, so these cucks are completely late to the party
it's a little more than one year to the election. have a guess
these guys definitely enjoy a good circle jerk and lemon party.
> Other topics covered besides the strike included: taking children to college, Kimmel hosting A-list guests in Montana, how Oliver is the only one without an honorary doctorate, their collective pasts as altar boys.
Please clap. We're nothing without you.
Jimmy fallon has an honorary doctorate?
probably some media related fluff thing.
The College of Saint Rose. The college where Fallon dropped out. But, now he's got a TV show, so here's a stack of diplomas to take home.
holy kino! i am about to retweet this epic sauce!
Dude, this is so EPIC! It is like if the Avengers, Justice League, Order of the Phoenix, and the Rebels from Star Wars all got together to fight evil. Those dumb conservatives won't know what hit him with this.
I have a sinking suspicion that these guys are going to use comedy writers (ones they know won't snitch).
Hell, if the $$$ is supposedly going to the Strike, the union would probably allow writers for the podcast. Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop. No wonder Hollywood studios don't take them seriously.
So this.. is... the power... of... late show host..
Whoa
opie and anthony did it better
Imagine how bland and corporate their conversation must be. Can't even imagine watching something like this, grotesque.
i just skimmed around the first episode. very awkward. these guys dont have anything in common and they dont have chemistry together. cant imagine watching the entire thing.
the people are very interested
these shows represent what the people want, what the people think, and what the people care about
the numbers are real, they're very popular, as are CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and Viacom
you must repeat what they say, or be an enemy of the people
The more I hear about this ‘Antichrist’ guy, the more I dislike him!
My dad watches Colbert and his entire view of politics and the world in funneled through what Colbert said.
>Strike Force
>violating the strike
I don't watch scabs.
The whole point is that they're not using writers and it's just a completely improvised show. I think they're either selling advertising or asking for donations, but they're supposedly doing something to raise money for the wga/sag strike fund
i hope dame pesos is on the case with a supercut
Fallon can live
>SCAB FORCE FIVE
How many of them are israeli?
Actually, I never thought about it before, but weirdly none of them are israeli. John Oliver actually has some great great uncle who was a bishop in the Anglican church years ago if memory serves
you're tellin me seth myers aint israeli
No he's Oscar's son.
But…they’re supposed to be israeli?? I don’t…what?
realistically how much longer could the strikes possibly last
>5 biggest late night hosts
>less than 150 X likes
No one is gonna listen to this podcast, and it's gonna backhandedly expose that these dudes are all nothing without the millions of dollars invested by networks.
how is Conans? Ive thought about listening to it at work. I'd never listen to one in OP though
How can I listen to this without going to Spotify?
not television
not film
can you watch it without having Spotify? i was gonna hatewatch outta morbid curiosity but dont care enough if i have to sign up for some gay shit to watch it
Just wait for the cringe highlights to hit Twitter
Don't give these fricking hacks hate views
How is this not a violation of the strike? Now they're just moving to a platform that kills all those jobs they're claiming to support.
they'll claim the revenue it could generate would support their shows' staffs
Conan sort of did the same thing in 2008
this is nice. instead of having to ignore five shows now I only have to ignore one.
>I know why you choose to have your little, ahem, "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to host at night
Socialists know how important vocabulary is. They are attacking me at all fronts. They don't want me to say my wife, they don't want me to say bless you, they don't want me to say merry christmas. Saying my partner breaks the meaning, it's genderless and equal. But my wife is not my equal. I won't submit to you. I will celebrate columbus day.
holy cringe
Lmao, best part is that they're in a studio, yet trying to make it look like they're at home.
>WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU!
Lmao, sick in a way.
How does someone like John Oliver stand to be in the same space as the others? Sure his show sucks, but his politics are way more extreme than a centrist lib like Colbert.
make torrent
>listening to Bruno Mars
Did they seriously rip off that Pulp Fiction joke with Fox Force Five?
I refuse to give it any views. Will a brave anon give me a rundown. I will admit I'm curious what they talk about and what the atmosphere is like
see
and from what i clicked around on, jimmy kimmel wont stfu. dude is constantly dominating the conversation
>jimmy kimmel wont stfu
What about Colbert? If you didn't tell, I'd think he would be the one
>soi force five
how do I download and upload? #+speak to me as if I'm an illegal cause I'm pretty stoned
Why are we not pointing out in the comments how "white, pale and male" they are..
Uhh they’re minority israelites
I think I'd rather sit through an entire Taylor Swift album.
>90% of the comments are people roasting them
Kek. Gives me a little bit more faith in humanity.
God what a bunch of ugly fricks, why are Americans so fricking hideous??
Holy crap, chudjak is real??
Picrel
why is he so ontologically evil?
I can't believe it's current year + 7 and people are still watching late night.
Late night is podcasts now I hope they have on Alex Jones
it's CY+8 I think, maybe +9 but definitely not +7
I hate these people so much it's unreal.
I have always felt that Fallon is above this, not sure why though
Cringe. Five puppets
Ok, so what were the ratings / views on it?
Not one POC invited... intresting
and ppl wonder why the writers for these shows are always the same 5 people
>colbert trying not to mention trump for five minutes
Yeah "priceless" as in it makes no ad money cause no one's listening lol
>not Strike Force 2+2
also the lack of POC is suspicious
what happened to the black guy and that fat guy
Show me one picture with more talent
Ok, imagine this
Strike Force Five v Kickassia: Dawn of Soi
The Strike Force Five discover that the reason Trump was elected was traced back to the time a bunch of internet reviewers took over a micronation. Using technology that's obviously from Avengers: Endgame (likely from Jimmy Fallon's suggestion), they go back in time to fight Nostalgia Critic and the rest
Strike Force Five are all wearing Bat armor like in BVS and Dark Knight Returns
Colbert warns a flying Nostalgia Critic who's wearing an M Bison costume with a torn cape, "Do you bleed? YOU WILL."
>Colbert helps Linkara fight Trump to get his coat and fedora back
I'd watch it
Holy shit I was expecting chudcels to seeth, but the incelrage in this thread is something else.
btw. Love these guys. Great comedy. Facts and tell us what is wrong with America.
t. incel
I tried for 10 minutes. It's the most self indulgent, self obsessed drivel you can imagine.
>jimmy fallon
>jimmy kimmel
you know, honestly, i think i always just assumed these were the same person. they're both whiny late-night talk show hosts with the same name so i guess that's why
I really hope Jimmy Fallon can escape and see the light. There are indications that he can be red-pilled and possibly redeemed.
Lmao that looked pretty genuine, and I don't think he's that good of an actor. Dude got a dose of reality, should've seen it coming but the coke blurred his vision.
i don't want to watch a bunch of terrible people why can't make people laugh and who happen to be in love with themselves.
Kimmel has never said one funny thing in his life, even back on The Man Show he was always carried by Carolla
How much of a vaxxed and fully boosted democrat voting moron do you have to be to voluntarily watch this agitprop israeli filth?
They all lied to you about covid and Ukraine.
the "we've always been at war with east asia" line happened in real life with "the jab was never meant to protect you from the virus"
they don't believe they've been lied to
>54 retweets
Harsh
That' s a lotta israelites.
How many seconds until they mentioned drumpf
no corden?
Ferguson must have been torn when he said, "I'm delighted it's you."
Ferguson got an ass load of money as part of a contract stipulation that required cbs to offer him Letterman's job and pay him a boatload if he doesn't take it
they didn't offer it to him, the payment was for not offering him the spot cause Letterman put it in Fergusons contract that he gets Forrest dibs on the late show position when Letterman retires but CBS wanted Colbert, so they paid Ferguson instead of offering him the late show spot
reminds me: don rickles made so many jokes about corden on his final appearance on Craig's show, where even ferguson had to laugh along. This was 5 months before the switch to corden i think
based
Fallon is the only likeable one here. He used to annoy me but then I learned he's a functioning alcoholic who is just trying to get by instead of being a liberal mouthpiece like those other fricks
cant wait for these dudes to lecture me on diversity and how being a white male is bad
ITT facebook boomers are seething
Zoomers don't watch late shows. No one does.
>4hours ago
>70 comments
>54 retweets
>141 likes
>60k views
im losing my fricking mind over this. i went to spotify and listened and its not real. they are all AI i swear to god