>but muh second weekend drop off!
Lmfao at you clowns. Please leave tv and never come back if you actually didn’t think this was gonna do a cool billy easy
Laughing at the doomers
>but muh second weekend drop off!
Lmfao at you clowns. Please leave tv and never come back if you actually didn’t think this was gonna do a cool billy easy
the biggest movie of the year is woke garbage
republicans lost.
>thinks women seeing a Barbie movie defeated conservatism
The state of you homosexuals
>woke movies are a serious problem and you're a homosexual if you don't see that!
>actually wokeshit is no threat at all, only homosexuals would think otherwise!
kek
>Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
makes you commie twats look so fricking deranged,
it's actually a true satire
>I AM KEN ENOUGH!!!!
proud to be Ken
>woke
This movie opens with a scene of girls killing their babies in front of a monument to capitalism, does it not? It establishes from the beginning that women are the bad guys
774 million and climbing.
> but but muh marketing budget.
God it must hurt to be so wrong
Isn't it funny how when you adjust for inflation, most films that "broke records" in the last ten years actually made far less relatively than many of the greats, but shills never mention that, weird huh
Cool it with the antisemitism
no one's wages are adjusted for inflation though so lol
why do people care so much about how much money a movie makes or doesn't make? is this a psyop
they think they're owning the chuds by giving their money away
>*shills Sound of Freedom*
wonder what the difference is....
Sound of Freedom literally has the main actor talk to you in the credits begging you to spend your money with the film, instead of spending your money into actually helping to solve child trafficking. How can you be so gullible?
>Barbie marketing is LE GOOD
>Independent movie marketing is LE BAD
Cry about it tankie
>it will flop! it will crash and burn!
>oh its approaching a billion already?
>everybody is laughing at my marketing budget cope?
>oh i know now
>ill just claim i never cared about the box office anyway thatll show e
who would have guessed that a men's rights film would be a huge success in a time of unprecedented male oppression
Unironically based. The patriarchy oppressed men more than anyone, and watching ken break out of it and discover himself was lovely
when will the playset be released bros
only person ITT who's actually seen the film
The thing that is irritating is that the few anti-woke outlets that notice this are acting like it was "accidentally" based.
No it was a very overt and obvious theme.
This. Greta Gerwig is obviously only pretending to be a feminist so she can drop redpills on the nation and save western civilization.
she is just a new version of feminist that's based and wants men and women to be equally respected and happy
Not really. Its just typical anti-male garbage.
>Its just typical anti-male garbage.
objectively false
>wants men and women to be equally respected
>based
true feminism is actually stopping the disposable nature of men. There's a difference and it's been lost. A real feminist wants equal rights. Meaning same pay and all that for women, the other side is things like men to stop being shuffled off to war to die. You can't have equality while cherry picking. Sticking to this is affirming the original intent. It's the left that attacks this attitude cause they feel they need to tear men down, and standing firm by equality is being a fairly centrist position which tends to piss people off, but oh well.
>true feminism is actually stopping the disposable nature of men
Then a non feminist nation will come and frick your true feminist nation up. Your new deconstructed men will be replaced by disposable invaders.
soon science will identify the chud gene and delete it.
diversity hires can't into science. The west is kill.
>science will delete black men
Don't worry lads, I'm fairly confident we've still got the better show.
It's doing better daily than Top Gun. With the legs it has it could clear 800mil domestically
>keeps bringing up Top Gun
top gun was banned in china and came after almost every movie underperformed at the box office since covid
I bring up Top Gun because it's a good comparison because both had amazing legs. I was only talking domestic as well so bringing up China was pointless
It’s not pointless when I’m explaining that you’ve missed the point of why Top Gun’s success was significant, comparing it to a movie coming out after all the covid bullshit is over is moronic
didn't wonder woman make 800kk
Post your best frickwads predicting absolutely stupid things. If any of these are you, know that you are the laughing stock of this entire board and the trans community.
Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS IT.
Years from now when recounting all the greatest movies ever made, all the popular shit everyone loves. The very height of artistic achievement, for the rest of recorded fricking history Barbie will be what women are known for. The braindead movie with the songs no one remembers a word of and the incomprehensible plot that has women complaining life is too hard for them and they need complete control of everything ever in a fricking movie about a doll for six year old girls. A thousand years from now whenever some dumb prostitute says "Why can't women vote?" "Why aren't women allowed to make decisions?" This moronic pile of shit will be pointed back as the example of how impossibly fricking stupid you are, hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Better to be a triggered white boy than a white boy behind a trigger. Seethe harder. For the rest of history, whenever the highest grossing movies are mentioned, you will die a little more inside.
>For the rest of history, whenever the highest grossing movies are mentioned, you will die a little more inside.
>whenever the highest grossing movies are mentioned
I'll care about 92 on a list of other embarrassingly shit movies? Currently by that measure, Barbie is less good than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The victory of this embarrassment eternally being linked to women is fricking delicious.
>white boy behind a trigger
Those are trannies anon.
>Barbie will bomb
> muh second weekend dropoff.
> only top 100 nbd
You are here.
> who cares still less than avatar
Anon, you don't get it. I want it to take the top spot. I want THIS to be women's cinematic legacy, hahahahahaha. Among all the great directors and writers with Y chrommosomes, Greta will be able to sit in her safety chair and drool out "I MAYD MOOBIE ABOUT DOLL 4 LITULL GURLS DAT SAYS HAVING VAJAYNUH IS HARD"
I would've closed the tab for a couple of minutes before seething all over the thread.
You're confusing seething for laughing hysterically. Think of the greatest movies ever made.
Now think about how women's top contribution ends with a Barbie doll going to a gynecologist. This is your legacy c**t, hahahahahaha, this is how you chose to define yourselves.
Nah, you're trying too hard.
> You're confusing seething for laughing hysterically. Think of the greatest movies ever made.
Now think about how women's top contribution ends with a Barbie doll going to a gynecologist. This is your legacy c**t, hahahahahaha, this is how you chose to define yourselves.
based take
>reddit spacing
You're taking the loss well I see
I'm always singing the Ken song when I'm driving. It's great and feels good to sing.
Women bros?
you good anon?
just checking in bro, you okay?
>with the songs no one remembers a word
low kenergy post
But what about the Matrix?
and it only needed one of the biggest brands on early as its title
It's kind of funny how lefties are grasping onto Barbie while ignoring the other woke failures this year alone
It was funnier when they tried to do the same with Mario but now use Mario making less as an example of chuds being BTFO
Barbie is way more woke in its content than either Indiana Jones and the Little Mermaid
It'll beat avatar and people will actually remember it
you seem to remember it just fine, pal
Domestically it will
my wife said this movie was kindof based and that the outrage was stupid
She take her boyfriend along instead of you?
I think I saw probably 2 people saying it would flop, and they were rightly mocked. It's Barbie so ofcourse it was gonna sell. You gays "sticking it to the chuds" with this angle are so tiresome.
Just another advert for Barbie.
Jesus fricking christ, I hope this is all bait. If some homosexual frickers truly care this much about "owning the chuds" they might as well an hero now. What this anon said sounds accurate. Fricking hell, imagine getting uppity over a doll move.
>hurr ur cussing, umad
Because this shit is played out to death already.
>Barbie is le mega success franchise
This is some strong astroturfing. I want you to tell me how much the last Barbie movie made (you know, the one that went straight to bluray) and I want you to tell me how much the toys are selling these days.
Yeah I want to tell you that there’s a difference between direct to video movies vs movies with gigantic marketing budgets
I forgot all about the moronic animated ones, and I'm not looking up sales numbers, anon. I'm just going off my own thought that women still buy barbies for their daughters or "it" kids more than some ugly, dumb new shit. I'm just assuming new toys are stupid considering most media is now. Margot robbie at least passed kinda as a barbie from when they were popular. I bet boomers flooded this lame movie too.
oh wow ai made some psyop to divide and conquer and then blackrock funneled a bunch of "cash" into a bank account very impressive
I watched the movie unlike homosexuals in this thread and the ending is based because ken finally stops being a simp and realises he can be happy without constantly chasing after pussy and impressing females, something you low self esteem morons will never get
anti-barbie bros and margofloppie haters, are we fricked? how did this happen?
The Matrix movies made $1,791,049,142 and those were directed by two women.
>directed by a women
This is awesome. A woman helped make rich men richer. Where else do you think that money is going? Into Gerwig's pockets? Nope. The studio heads are making all the dosh. Another win for the Patriarchy KEKEKE
congratulations, you beat... Carlies Angels and Little Women and... Sofia Coppola
Happy Barbie and Oppenheimer managed to be so successful despite ‘culture war’ pundits and merchants trying to particularly prevent Barbie’s success. Both aren’t perfect movies but they at least feel like human endeavors and not absolute corporate cash grabs
>good set design
>good music and dance sequences
>aesthetically pleasing
>boring story
>cringe troony barbie
>cringe speech about being a woman in a "man's world" to unbrainwash the Barbies
>moronic ending scene with barbie and old woman barbie creator that lasted way too long
>will ferrell being the least funny person in the movie
This movie wasn't based at all. And if women believe any of the bullshit feminist rants in the movie they are fricking morons.
its afraid
You shills are out in full force it seems. You know Greta Gerwig the director of Lady Bird and Little Women was the person behind this along with her former israelite boyfriend Noah baumbach. Your noses are showing.
>You know Greta Gerwig the director of Lady Bird and Little Women was the person behind this
yes moron. We know. Barbie is kino, its post tumbler feminism trash, and its pro men. You are seething because its such a huge success and destroys your gay chud narrative.
>chud
I couldn't care less if this makes money. I paid for two tickets myself and gave them my own. Nothing about this movie was pro-man. It was some dumb shit story that relied on women having an attachment to the barbie brand enough to see the movie and men liking the goose and Margot Robbie enough to tag along. You're a big gaping homosexual as well.
>Nothing about this movie was pro-man.
I dont understand how you could say that after watching the movie.
The kens were an allegory for how women were supposedly treated. Goose form patriarchy and gets to have power. The kens then lose power and get to have minor positions of power. Neither the barbies nor the kens represent men. They both represent women. The kens patriarchy is literally a meme of what women think men do like watching godfather or drinking beer with the bros. You have to purposely miss the entire point of the movie to insert ang message about men in this movie about women. It's a movie about women made by a woman made for women and little girls. I had a whole row and girls dressed in barbie attire in front of me to watch the film. All of the women were dying with laughter watching including my girlfriend. They loved it.
>It's a movie about women made by a woman made for women and little girls.
wrong, and its pg13
You must never leave the house if you think kids don't go to pg-13 movies with their parents. You do know every marvel movie is pg-13? Also.
>wrong
You have nothing. Stop posting. I'm doing all the work here.
well when I saw it I saw that it was pro men, and I liked it.
>in my mind
Imagine having to delude yourself to enjoy a pro-woman movie. This society is truly fricked. What's next? Are some wieners feminine now?
Wait what's the first one?
>Ryan gosling
>Muh Strong and independent movie
Shills didn't even made a single meme that isn't relied on (Male Centre) Oppenheimer or Ken and even suggested to go watch barbie after Oppenheimer, really makes you think about the state of society
Does this flick provide any insight into why the sex wars should still matter in this year of our Lord 2023? Apparently feminism and "gender"(sex) wars are still a thing. Why?
No. It's feminist trash with some good moments and fantastic set design to promote a toy brand. Gosling even tells a israeli troony that he's beautiful
Because women still think they are oppressed
All the way to a Kenillion
Thank you for giving Zaslav your money so he can cancel more Batgirl-tier slop.
barbie actually has artistic merit, which is what makes it special.
/misc/ bros? our response?
>/misc/ bros? our response?
we liked Barbie too
too bad you're not white
We will redeem ourselves by calling that The Marvels will be the biggest flop this year.
>Screw the CEOs of the Studios for not paying the actors and writers what they deserve.
also
>Tee hee hee, Barbie is owning all of you at the box office for those same Studio CEOs that I hate, tee hee hee.
Barbie just shows the studios what they will no longer have if they dont cave. billion dollar films
The 'woke, broke' crowd will call any modern production woke and if it happens to do good, they will backtrack, remove their statements and say it's good. Grifters are leeches
i hate them so much
Greta Gerwig is funny, always liked her on China IL, frick the doomers, praise to the coomers.
There's no point in denying reality. This is a huge win for Feminism. Not for women, for Feminism.
Stretch Armstrong movie when?
they're writing the script now. He'll kill himself at the end because he realizes he's an evil white male. He'll stretch his own arms into a noose.
You know what anons? I’m gonna do a weird and be entirely honest here. Call me homosexual, Black person, shill, whatever the frick. I… I have been crying more since seeing this movie than I have in years. I feel so seen. If you honestly think this movie is woke garbage or anti-men, you weren’t paying attention. This movie saw so clearly the bullshit we go through and made it a problem along with Barbie’s. If you really think acting like a moronic conservative ape will help you, bummer. But you’re a victim of this patriarchy shit too.
thanks for being entiely honest with us anon
Who makes these threads lol?
I straight up don't care, and I swear the entire controversy is contrived
Easy to do that when tickets are $19.95 each
I fricking love how relatable ken is. This is the ultimate patriarchal film.
moron tier cope
people actually still fall for this utterly transparent meme marketing lmao
and u think u r special 4 not falling 4 it amirite
>Dude! Barbie is a successful woke movie! Feminism wins! Chuds lose!
>Oh whoops! Looks like Barbie and crew support Chinese imperialism!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barbie-movie-banned-nine-dash-line-map/
>Can't lose the valuable potential China bucks, just in case things flop in the west, so lets suck China's dick for a guaranteed release!
why would i care about chyna