Laura Dern is trying to get the original Jurassic Park cancelled because she says the age difference between her and Sam Neill makes their relationship in the movie problematic. At the time she was 29, he was 39.
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no she isnt
https://screenrant.com/jurassic-park-ellie-alan-age-gap-dern-response/
Not going to read. No she isn't.
she is
>direct linking to screenrant, a piece of trash woke website
way to out yourself, shill
There's two other links and everyone else here is well aware of what's going on. Sorry you're too triggered by a website to think straight.
Screenrant really is a clickbait trash site though. I'll check the other links posted though.
based king
i truly wish i could splash a glass of acid in op's face
And if that one doesn't work:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2022/05/22/jurassic-park-laura-dern-sam-neill-20-year-age-gap/9883673002/
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/laura-dern-jurassic-park-20-year-age-gap-sam-neill-1235274991/
>her and Sam Neill makes their relationship in the movie
am I autistic? I always thought they were just coworkers.
It's pretty tepid in the movie and doesn't exist in the book. Note that she's calling out society instead of Steven Spielberg even though putting the two in a relationship was his doing. Wonder why she's so hesitant to call out the actual person responsible.
Why him and not the casting agent?
How are they in any way relevant?
They are the one who cast a large age difference and made a young actress act alongside some old love interest.
You think agents decide major stars, not the director and producer?
They are the generally ones who do the first round of picks and decide who the director and producer get to see for the role.
it's literally grant's entire character arc
they're obviously casually dating at the start but ellie wants him to get serious (marriage, kids) whereas grant is afraid of commitment and change
there's all the subtext where grant is wary about the new archaeological technology at the start, initially doesn't like kids, and is just overall really stiff and inflexible
it's not really that deep, the point is that he needs to "evolve" like the dinosaurs did if he wants to survive
and precisely the point where he tosses the velociraptor claw away is the point where he 'evolves' and the arc is complete
It is remarkable how many autistic people have responded with this sentiment before
I thought they were MARRIED
well she's not wrong
When did 29 years old become too young?
>she was only 11 years past the age of consent you sick frick!
I dated a 21 year old for a couple of months while I was 32. When I spoke about it in a setting with some friends of mixed genders all the women basically claimed I just wanted to legally have sex with children. As in a 21 year old isn't capable of making any choice on her own.
*As in a 21 isn't an adult and capable of making any choices on her own
amazing how spiteful women get
it's as if they forgot they too were once younger and would never have accepted being dictated how to live their lives at that age by old c**ts.
None of them would have given me the time of the day back then, or now, but lord have mercy on my ass for actually finding someone who would.
>well she's not wrong
A 29 year old woman isn't mature enough to make her own decisions? Wow, sexism bro.
>A 29 year old woman isn't mature enough to make her own decisions?
correct. no women are. sex should be illegal.
>sex should be illegal.
It is. Your record is clean, while I'm on death row.
you tried
Women are never old enough to make their own decisions.
well, she is wrong because there is no relationship between the two characters
Well... you're wrong. Well, your mother probably regrets giving birth to a woke ideologue. Well.. it is what it is.
She looked old for her age and he looked young for his age. Their ages aren't stated in the movie so we have to go by their appearance rather than the actors ages. Also Dern knew what was in the script about their ages, which was less than the actors age difference. She could have turned down the role but of course she put her career ahead of whatever feminist value she's now whining about.
Seriously I doubt most people even noticed there was some kind of age gap, they look much closer in age than 20 years.
I looked up her age when I was watching Blue Velvet and couldn’t believe she was actually 18 in it. She looked way too old to be in high school.
that movie sucks but I liked that character.
>that movie sucks
It's not as bad as I remember tbh. Though in fairness a lot of movies I used to think were average seem better after seeing more recent movies.
This is the greatest webm in the history of this board
Kino
Lost it at hunting a janitor. Fricking brilliant
>two scientists living and working in the middle of nowhere Montana wouldn’t want to touch each others butts
go and read about all the fun partying they did at Los Alamos
I thought she was cool. Why are all women such insane c**ts?
As they age, they become invisible and people stop fawning over them for merely existing. They learn what it is like to be the average man and it drives them insane.
She played a purple haired strong woman who talked down to the men in The Last Jedi, that should have been your red flag.
Kathleen Kennedy scissored what was left of her brains out.
>I thought she was cool.
Why would you ever think Laura Dern was cool?
>I thought she was cool. Why are all women such insane c**ts?
She's an actress not a woman.
Women are insane enough without throwing th*spians onto the scales as well.
everyone in this pic looks 45. i can't explain it
Everyone smoked one pack a day
lol doesn’t she frick black dudes 30 years younger than she is irl? Ugly moronic b***h
All her efforts in this moronic cause do is draw attention to the fact that she was in her 20s in Jurassic Park despite looking like she's in her late 30s. They literally look age matched and even knowing they aren't 29 and 39 is literally no big deal. Also, she started dating Jeff Goldblum while making this movie and he's 14 years older than her. Is she suggesting that relationship was inappropriate? Or how about the fact that the last person she dated was a a Black person 12 years younger than her? Is that relationship also inappropriate?
>Or how about the fact that the last person she dated was a a Black person 12 years younger than her? Is that relationship also inappropriate?
Older woman x younger man is based.
>At the time she was 29, he was 39.
Wrong. She was 25 (and looked middle aged) and he was 45. They looked age appropriate together.
I'd like her to show us one fricking moment in the film where the ages of the characters are shown.
I thought 21 and over was when you become an adult. When did it become a horrible evil thing for adults to be together?
When women started to wait until their 40s to "settle down" and only then realized they don't have the wide selection of high quality men they had in their early 20s. Instead of accepting responsibility for their life choices, they blame society for their inability to attract the men they desire.
Good women have the entirety of men to select from.
The problem is all women have been convinced they are good.
good women don't need to select because they get selected while young and happily start pumping out kids for their man
18. 21 is some moronic American bullshit.
Note that she's only a year student in the novel and there is no romance in the novel so power dynamics don't apply. In the movie they're colleagues.
Frick off homosexual.
I really, really, really fricking hate women. So much. It's unreal.
I don't hate women, but I recognize that letting them run a society is a sure-fire way to destroy that society.
Then why have all societies run by men collapsed and died off?
to what cultures are you referring?
All cultures who've made societies around the world since humans became smart enough to create cultures and societies.
all societies in history have been run by men and collapsed?
All the ones we have records of. Are you trying to claim women ran the Roman Empire? The Ottoman Empire? The Mongol Empire? Every Chinese dynasty?
Ran them? No
Ruined them? Yes
How did women ruin them?
By gaining political power and then weakening society from within. But you already knew that.
So the Mongols were exterminated because of women gaining all of the power and forcing these things? Every Chinese dynasty ended because this happened in every single one of them? Just say you blame all of your problems on women and want them exterminated as painfully as possible so your lives will magically become utopia.
women being empowered is a symptom of the decline among men
Ah yes, equality means you're no longer gods.
Read “Fate of Empires” by Sir John Glubb, all those societies were destroyed by women gaining political influence
promoting "diversity", "inclusion", and "equity"
The impetus towards diversity and inclusion in ancient Rome's case came from men that saw it is the easiest, fastest, consequence free way of expanding territory.
maybe try reading the thread next time
by existing
Where are the societies women created then successfully ran?
What are you talking about troony? All those societies still exist and the world is still ruled by men
for some reason women just refuse to accept that the modern relationship between men and women means that women find older men who can provide attractive
this is good, until they get too old, then it isn't, so it's a big "rules for thee, not for me" situation
It is really is something else
>spend younger years poaching successful older men from older women
>start seething when they become those older women and the successful men still turn towards the younger women
>bitter old roastoid wants 5 more minutes of attention
Sad!
she's right.
it's inappropriate for a woman to use her sexuality to seduce an older well established man for career advancement
>Wayne Knight is trying to get the original Jurassic Park cancelled because he says the serving of chili alongside sea bass makes the taste profile problematic.
>she was 18-19 while filming Blue Velvet
Yikes, imagine getting Walled as a kid.
jfc she literally looks like middle aged a man in a wig
She was 23 during filming, not 29, and he was 43, not 39. 3/4th his age would have been normal, but in actuality she was like half.
Now the problem with all of this is that she looked old as shit for her age, so despite their age difference they looked like a normal couple.
she was 18 during filming, not 23, and he was 38, you sick frick.
b***h looked 50.
Off-topic but their outfits here are iconic. It says a lot that a groudnbreaking movie about dinosaurs has human characters that are recognizable and memorable. Nowadays human characters in a movie like this are just stupid obligatory filler and I don't know wtf they wore.
Pic related is what Banana Republic stores looked before the movie came out. The look worked well for the setting of the movie.
Cool, I never knew about this. By the time I first saw a Banana Republic in person it had become as bland and sanitized as The GAP.
Everything has to be gray and boring now. It's the way to keep from accidentally offending someone.
Reminder that those were typical body types for the time. Mississippi of that era was thinner than Colorado is now.
Women love the age contrast until they get older. I am not saying this with bitterness, it's just the fact of the matter.
I have to think there's something in the food. I know it's also just the internet and all but they were couch potatos back then too. Something has to be in the food. We just haven't found it out yet or it's been suppressed.
>Women love the age contrast until they get older.
No, the fact they know he is too old to chase her and her young bucks around town and will just die soon and she will get to retire off of the life insurance and inheritance is half the reason young women chase guys with one foot in the grave in the first place.
>Which at the time was a completely appropriate age difference for a leading man and lady! It never occurred to me until I opened a magazine and there was an article called ‘Old geezers and gals... Well, it felt completely appropriate to fall in love with Sam Neill.
And then nothing about cancelling.
>she was 29
She was 23. He was 20 years older. Nobody here reads.
>Nobody here reads.
No, nobody here CARES. We don't need someone to wait 30 years to shit on their hugely profitable role just to get attention now that her career is pretty much done.
You're an incel. Your mind is worthless. Rotted. Poisoned. You have schizophrenia. You need to take your meds.
>the person calling you and incel and saying you need to take your meds
> Women taking massive amounts of SSRIs
> Still miserable
> Can't focus on anything
> Can't orgasm
The old bag who was born in 1935 is unironically the most mentally healthy one in the group and she probably can't remember how many times she shit her diaper yesterday.
Find love. Find someone to care about you instead of pumping and dumping you. I can get meds (I'm not even on any) easier than you can find someone who even cares if you live or die. You lash out and call me "incel" because deep down you're crying over being an emcel. Unloved. Kek.
I'm a mrried man with a 17yo daughter who comes here to talk about movies and shitpost before I go to bed. You'll still be an incel tomorrow.
My dad also works for Nintendo and he says you're larping and that your daughter loves bbc in her back door which she calls the "servants entrance".
if you think people being married on Cinemaphile is fictional you are such a hopelessly deluded incel i don't think there's any saving you, so i don't know why you don't just commit suicide tonight
(don't do it though, seriously get help you fricked up weirdo)
You're an old weirdo on Cinemaphile bro. Obviously something went wrong in your life and it's probably terminal at this point. Did you get into chans as a 30 year old man lol.
is she hot in your fictional world? skimpy top and pajama bottoms?
based marriedbro
i got two sons, no daughters rip
Actors and their characters don't have to be the same age. She looks in her 30s in the movie.
Hold on, hold on. Stop. I've seen this thread on Cinemaphile before. And before we go any further, we need to define some terms. You claim:
>Laura Dern is trying to get the original Jurassic Park cancelled
Are you sure she's trying to get it CANCELLED? Like actually CANCELLED? DVDs pulled from shelves? Deleted from Redbox? OR.. did she just post a snarky tweet about it once? Let's be a little more precise here.
She's looking to gain clout by diminishing something better than her, which is standard woman behaviour
Hardly seems worth posting a thread over, innit
No she's not. She said she read an article about "Old geezers and gals" and it hadn't dawned on her until she saw it mentioned. She even complimented Sam Neill, her co-star. Incel alert.
Thats a normal age gap
Don't care about that old hag just post the nipple slip webm so I can cum and have a nap
A few years later she was in a Ben Folds Five music video getting an abortion. They grow up so fast!
>nipple slip
Que?
She's also going after David Lynch and Kyle Machlachlan for raping her off screen in Twin Peach
>She's also going after David Lynch
Get real
This meme has really spiraled out of control
quads confirm
>quads
can't count confirm
no, I just forget that "quint" is 5 and not "quad". so, still moronic, just in a slightly different way.
>Laura Dern
>Rambling Rose (1991)
>Lets a boy (Lucas Haas) feel up her boobs and also gives him a handjob
IRL Lucas Haas was 14 years old during this scene with Laura Dern.
>gives him a handjob
Simulated, r-right?
No, to completion. In the name of art.
Proofs?
Scratch that. I double checked and he gives her the handjob.
>handjob
>her
Yes, but she look like she's 49 so it's k.
Dern has always been a bad actress. People just like her because of muh dinosaur nostalgia. Her acting in this movie has always been so fricking awkward and the movie never felt quite right. It oddly made it feel more realistic in some ways. It felt like it was two adults talking to eachother rather than reading a script, but it was still always weird and uncanny at times. Now that I'm older I realize it's almost 100% because of Dern. Fricking legacy actors
>Dern has always been a bad actress
Now you see why her best works are Lynch films
Well, Jurassic Park is a modern Neorealist film from the ground up...
Guys there's a 16 year old girl in my town who's really into me but I'm 24 what do I do. I trust Cinemaphile posters with the highest iq so help me out bros
You’re outside of the Romeo and Juliet law protection, if your state has one. Don’t do anything until she’s legal age. The age difference will at that point be enough that it’ll be slightly weird but who gives a shit.
She didn't mind playing an older woman who fricks young dudes in Twin Peaks
>At the time she was 29
no
tHEY WEREN'T EVEN A COUPLE
Imagine fistfricking a pile of dinosaur shit
DON'T TAKE THE FRICKIN JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FRICKING BRAINLESS c**t IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LOOKED AT AS ONE STEP ABOVE A FRICKIN JACK OFF RAG BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR ANYWAY YOU UNGRATEFUL FRICKING IDIOT
She doesn’t understand men prefer younger women, it’s biological
in the movie they seem like they're pretty close in age. Never even realized there was a 10 year gap. Doesn't really matter.
My gf is 18 and I'm 39. Age gaps aren't as hot as people think they are, first off is she will never get to see my friends or family and vice versa because of the stigma also there is a great divide and how we communicate generally.
Half your age plus seven years, my dude. What you're doing is not illegal and I'm not even going to claim it's morally questionable, but you're so far removed from her that you have trouble engaging with her or introducing her to your peers by your own admission. That's why half+7 exists.
He just doesn't want to get roasted by the fact that if he actually developed to maturity in a normal timeline, his kids would be older than his gf actually is.
It’s hard introducing her because there’s nothing to say. You’re with her to frick her and that’s it, there’s not much link you can have beyond that in today’s society. I’m 34 and when I date chicks younger than 23 it’s honestly like speaking a different language.
>it’s honestly like speaking a different language.
That applies to all women, though, unless you have had some sort of testosterone disorder your entire life.
No it does not, there are women that are intelligent and well spoken about their thoughts on a variety of subjects. I had a discussion yesterday about the highway of death with work friend. If she were an 18-year-old zoomer she would think it was a movie or some stupid shit. Most women are moronic but many aren’t, particularly non-Americans that immigrated in adulthood.
>No it does not, there are women that are intelligent and well spoken about their thoughts on a variety of subjects.
Yes in a completely different emotionally oriented language than what a man would use because even if they aren't moronic, they are mostly concerned with feelings and superstitions rather than utility and action.
>they are mostly concerned with feelings and superstitions
If that were true, then why are so many Christians men?
Convenience and christian women have the cleanest c**ts.
>christian women have the cleanest c**ts
Those who are most repressed are often the most degenerate.
Sure, some of the dirtiest c**ts are raised christian, but the cleanest ones are from the ones who take to the brainwashing.
This is just demented judaism attacking all of mankind, this isn’t genuine in any way.
I recognized her in Star Wars only specifically because she looks like as old as she did in Jurassic Park just with purple hair.
to be fair, she does look good for her age. she looked older before but now she looks younger. not that much but you know
>got so angry at finding eight tyrannosaurus rex skeletons over two summers while looking for hadrosaurs that he created the "T. rex was nothing but a giant ugly stinky stupid slow pure carrion-munching vulture" homosexualry and pushed it for nearly twenty years, even shoving it into JPIII
What a little b***h.
19 year old women were once running countries, commanding armies and changing the world. Now they can't date a man 10 years older than them? Honestly embarrassing. What are feminists fighting for again? The right to be fricking useless prostitutes?
I’m 36 and married a 27 y.o. feminist (every college educated girl bellow 30 is one), absolutely nobody has even made a comment about the age difference, except a used up prostitute from my workplace who wanted me to frick her and be the step dad for her unwanted child.
The only “people” complaining about age gaps are used up prostitutes or womancels.
this board massively overstates the extent to which the general public cares about age-gap relationships.
Trannies and aging feminists really are trying to push the public to care.
Women think they are entitled to men of their generation. There is also resentment because they often date (or have an affair) with a 30+/40+ guys and when they get dumped he was automatically a manipulative narcissist or something.
No one hates younger women as much as the older hags, with whom they are competing for male resources. I've heard the nastiest comments from my 35+ female coworkers about younger women that would put even the most incarnated incel to shame.
>At the time she was 29, he was 39.
Yeah.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/160963767/#q160964590
Knowing todays sensibilities I think people would be ok if Sam Neill's character was dating Richard Attenborough.
30 years later????
What the frick?
>many years after the fact, women whose mind has been polluted by excessive social media use decides that regrets she has are everyone else's fault and she had no agency as a mere 29 year old child
many such cases
We live in an awfully messed up world, don't you think?
Women like older men, they like 'em because they're more mature and got more money than they do. All the prime 18-25year old girls want 30 year old guys and 18-25year old guys aren't allowed to go after (willing) girls any younger. Women older than 25 can realistically only land 50+ year old men who still think these expired women are "young babes"