Laura Dern was 23 while filming Jurassic Park.
Bryce Dallas Howard was 36 while filming Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
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Laura Dern was 23 while filming Jurassic Park. Bryce Dallas Howard was 36 while filming Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Both look ugly and washed up
Dern has never looked good, that's it.
>t. never saw Wild at Heart
Yeah, it's Willem Dafoe
Blue velvet
She's just one of the few talented Nepo-babies. I mean, she can act well, but looks like a Xenomorph wearing human skin. Bruce Dern, her father, and her mother weren't good-looking at all either.
Her daughter is HOT as frick though.
>Her daughter is HOT as frick though.
Bad photo.
Bad cope
Bad eyes.
This, ugly woman. Never understood why Lynch likes Laura Dern so much when every woman in Twin Peaks mogs her.
BDH looks 36
Dern somehow also looks 36
Dern looks 43
Isn't it because from about the 50s to the 90s people would dress up and make their hair weird and also women would use make-up differently. I can't figure if it's our perception that's making it so, since we've been observing post the 00s, or people genuinely looked older some decades ago. Did we just figure it out post the 00s for taking better care of ourselves and not wearing khaki pants and tucked in shirts at 22 that makes the current 25-40 people look young and fresh
cigarettes and also people had higher test levels back then
>tfw when 1940s height but 2040s body
lol that image is bullshit of the highest order
it's from some weird fetish website but it's actually true that testosterone levels have been declining every generation (for everyone not just whites)
Post bod gay
you first; can't see shit.
nice bikini tan lines, girlfriend
nice breasts bro
Orangutan
can't see shit except for the gyno
not the greatest idea you've ever had
>bought that chain after his extra night shift at his papa's tacqueria
>throw me some numbers
Somebody got triggered
I used to look like the dude on the left, but with even more body hair
Now I look like the dude on the 2010's. Thank God I got rid of that shit.
>average wiener: 7.4"
lmfao
you know there's pornos from the 1940s, right?
notwithstanding this is a great shitpost
Lmao this is disproved merely by how tall these fricking zoomers are getting, those little frickers are all like 6'4
>The white boy of the future is developing a body type that better serves the sexual urges of black men.
cuck shit
homosexual
>all these seething replies
Looks like Cinemaphile is made up of girly men
That image was made by a fetishist if anyone's confused by it
Nice cope. It's simply reality.
this is correct except for the height, should be reversed, only the femmest of the femboy are both androgynously and short.
START.
PUFFING.
BOY.
SO ARE YOU
CHINEEEESE
OR
JAPANESE
Ahhh yes because men back in the 40’s were famously so tall…
The standards and perception changes over time too. Everyone has their individual tastes, but they're still gonna be shaped by what you're exposed to the most, i.e. whatever the fashion/look is now in the era you grew up in.
It's why everyone is obsessed with T H I C C now when it wasn't that way in the 90's.
Another benefit of architecture. Having some fleshiness to the face keeps you looking better as you get older rather than gaunt and wrinkled.
Necks.
People say that age shows on your neck, and look at this example.
BDH has a smooth neck while the other does not, thus making her look older.
nah it's her face
Laura Dern is just ugly.
There are plenty of ugly people but somehow they don't all look like they are 40 in their early 20s. I was shocked when I found out about Dern's age in Jurassic. I thought she was in her late 30s-early 40s.
Ew what is that thing a boy or girl man or woman wtf
>name is Bella
>looks fugly
Her parents not getting her treated for that obvious Type 3 Malocclusion should face criminal charges
Nah she's got that svelte, long legged figure
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Laura is beautiful, and gives amazing head.
She looks like she has no need for a raptor with sand.
Laura Dern was never good looking though.
>your nose never stops growing as you age, Dern has a honkin schnoz
>you lose buccal fat as you age, Dern has hollow af cheeks
>witch skull layout ages any woman straight to 40 even in her teens sometimes, all Dern is missing is the green paint lmao
Is she israeli?
no lmao, if she was a yenta she'd probably have swangin heavies at least, but she lost that lottery too
>hurrr I cherrypicked a screenshot of her at an unflattering angle/lighting/facial expression and compared it to a favorable view of the other actress!
Low tier bait, troll harder Black person
She still looks old, no person would correctly guess her age watching JP.
She looks as bad there you absolute queer, get your eyes and test levels checked
looks 30 here too
She unironically has the strong female look
10/10
Would make warrior children with her
You’re 5’3.5” with a tiny frame and limp wrists. You’re not making any babies let alone “warrior” ones.
Even as a kid I wanted to wear her thighs as earmuffs.
Woah, now she looks 45 instead of 50
She looks as old as my mom, except my mom is over 50
looks like nick fuentes in a blonde wig
are you trying to make a point cause she looks the same as she does in everything else. she looks eternally 42
homie I'm 35, I've seen this movie a hundred times, and always assumed she was in her late 30s. This is the first time I'm hearing she was 23 and I'm completely floored.
I had the same reaction when I found out a few years ago. I thought everyone knew by now lmao.
Dawg she looks terrible there too.
It's her hair style. That's all it is that's making her look old.
>It's her hair style. That's all it is that's making her look old.
This is a picture of Laura Dern from Blue Velvet. She was 18 in this picture.
She looks fug here too.
>hurrr I cherrypicked
you're doing the same thing you fricking moron
Shut up, incel.
They let Bryce eat and she wasn't a massive libtard loudmouth
Laura's character was supposed to be kinda nerdy, kinda cute. She wasn't supposed to be a smoking hottie.
What are you talking about? Sattler was supposed to be a smoking hot college girl. All the guys (besides grant lol) were horny for her.
I love how she tried to pull the age gap sympathy card for the movie, and literally the entire response (including soimen and roasties) was "damn I thought you were way older lmao"
Sweaty Claire from Jurassic World is best Claire
God I remember I was 15 when I watched this movie, I was so horny for her
Thicc Fallen Kingdom Claire is the best tho. Peak femininity right there.
(You) #
>Thicc Fallen Kingdom Claire is the best tho
Nah she was too fat here, Jurassic World was her peak, slim but still showing curves.
I'm not the type of zoomer that goes crazy over Shaniqua body types
Gay. A little heaviness suits Bryce.
Call me gay, low t, whatever, I didn't let my brain being consumed by Black propaganda.
Just look at the finesse yet sexy nature of Bryce here, words can't describe how perplexed I felt watching her in the movie
You're gay and low t
homosexual detected
Too fat.
Yes, you are.
Got the webm of her treading water in the movie?
holy shit
that is an astronomically thick and fertile body
I'm still horny from this movie.
Yup. She was peak in that movie, and I know exactly what
is talking about. Anytime I think of this movie, I get a slight horniness because I just associate it with prime Claire. After this movie, BDH can go frick herself. Too fricking lazy and weak-willed to put the fork down long enough to look good for movies that she's being paid millions for.
>BDH can go frick herself. Too fricking lazy and weak-willed to put the fork down long enough to look good for movies that she's being paid millions for.
Speak for yourself
she looked great
Hnnng
I actually bugged a dude on CivitAI into making a lora for Jurassic World 1 Claire, so that I can make endless Auntie Claire r34 at my leisure.
Imagine the smell of her sweaty butthole after a day in the steamy jungle.
>ywn get to slam your head directly into prime BDH's breasts over and over again, take after take, as Colin Trevorrow crafts his kinography
36 MY ASS
More like 40'' of ass
If only they were both single during the filming of the movies. 100% they would have gotten married.
idk, but Bryce Dallas aged so fricking much and got so much fatter between her first and last movie. females lol. like with all the infotainment online now, females are the funniest.
Body "positivity" got her, just look how cute she was before turning into a whale 🙁
Dern is trans.
Dern looks like a fricking troony
Why is Jurassic World so fricking comfy, bros?
Masculine man, feminine woman. Protecting children from monsters.
I actually love that BDH opted to keep her heels on for the whole movie. It's such a dumb b***h thing to do, but it let's her keep her femininity. Also it kinda reminds me of that old quote of "backwards in heels" sometimes attributed to Ginger Rodgers/Bob Thaves, which just makes her more strongly feminine
its a 1940s/50s pulp adventure at the peak of modern wokeist culture, right down to the rugged "good at everything" main protagonist and the damsel in distress good girl
This. I remember all the feminists seething at the time.
The second Jurassic World was really woke, right down to having the bad guy quote Trump.
The frick happened to her boobs?
You’re confusing her with Christina Hendricks. Bryce Dallas Howard has the ass not big boobs.
More like Breed Dallas Howard
BASED
Facial structure, body fat percentage, and the right one is filthy rich and never had to work her way up so less stress effects, plus digital editing in film nowadays
Dern was always ugly and mannish-looking. To this day I wasn't able to jerk off during Jurassic Park and I'm not really that picky. I jerked off watching John Paul II's funeral, simply out of boredom.
I didn't recognize her at first in the new Twin Peaks season and thought Diane is supposed to be a troony.
Combine that with often atrocious acting and I have no clue why that b***h has a career.
David Lynch it's obsessed with her and he helped her get almost all her roles after Blue Velvet
Which is weird as frick, considering David Lynch has pretty much 10/10 taste when it comes to women. Other women, at least.
Deep down he knows that without his movies he would had to settle down with someone like her and that thought freaks him out and enhaces his creativity. Dern knows this so he keeps leeching him for roles.
Kyle's character in Blue Velvet it's David Lynch self insert after all
Her father is Bruce Dern and he was already pretty well established before her first role.
I never said she wasn't a nepo baby. I said she never acted (to my knowledge) like a piece of shit.
You said you had no idea why she has a career.
Bryce is just more attractive
Google
Embryonic stem cell research
Are rich people putting dead babies fetus' into needles so they can make themselves younger, prettier, and live longer. Basically
BDH would be perfect to play Freya
One born in 60s/70s. One born in 80s/90s. The one born later had better nutrition, healthcare, skin products, surgery, as well as a different view on how you should look when in the publics eye. They also had better hair and make up staff, likely more taking care of for them and are also a nepo baby.
So in conclusion, can’t think why, anon.
So how come there were beautiful women born in 60s/70s, morono?
Also:
>born later
>better nutrition
lmao
I never said there wasn’t? The thread is about the discrepancy between their ages and looks. But yes, maybe I should have said a better understanding of nutrition. Because it’s not like the super rich celebs eat the same stuff we do
Holy fricking shit, just stop being a dumbass.
>Laura Dern is fricking ugly
>BDH is fricking gorgeous
Here, that's that. Now shut the frick up.
If you fail to see how all those things can affect a persons looks then you’re a bit dense yourself.
I'm completely aware of how being ugly and being beautiful affects person's looks, moron.
1) Dern is ugly as frick
2) the b***h was lying about her age. everyone knows it.
3) Bryce might be a nepotistic piece of shit, but she's pretty.
Dern was hot in Wild At Heart
I don't remember Bryce doing anything that would qualify her as piece of shit. She doesn't even brag about her directing work, like Amanda Bearse used to do, despite getting much lower level projects.
she was in that blm video with other actors talking about muh rights and shit. But that's expected from almost every actor out there so it aint that bad
>Bryce might be a nepotistic piece of shit, but she's pretty.
>Complimenting her looks to cover up the fact that you're a flaming gay.
NTA but
>if you can distinguish between pretty and ugly women you're a gay
???
That anon was SEETHING at the fact that he will never be a woman let alone be as pretty as her. That's why he called her a pice of shit. Learn 2 read between the lines in social situations.
What is wrong with her? Every year she has a different weight... like she's jumping back and forth between thicc, chubby and fat. She mentally unstable or some shyt?
Nah, some people's weight fluctuates easily. Pratt's does too.
Because BDH is a goddess and gods don't age like regular humans.
2 uggos
It was stated either in some interview or the behind the scenes docs, that Laura Dern was made up to look older so that it would be more believable for her character to be in a relationship with dr. Grant
She wasn't in a relationship with him though. She was just his student.
Checked and agreed.
Inb4 the scene where Malcolm asks Grant if Sattler is available.
Grant was lying to protect Sattler from Malcolm's degenerate womanising.
In case you are not trolling, you need to rewatch the movie
They never kiss. They never hold hands. They never refer to being in any kind of relationship by phrase or body language.
With the exception of the aforementioned scene where Grant shoots down Malcolm RE Sattler, there is not a single suggestion in the entire movie that Grant and Sattler are in a relationship.
the entire Sattler/Grant narrative arc from their first scene to the last is about Sattler convincing Grant to have children with her.
They didn't have kids though. Sattler marries her rich boyfriend. They weren't even in a relationship. Maybe they fricked once but it was awkward AF. Grant was married to his work. You don't understand the movie or the character if you think that Grant comes to some epiphany about having children and flies off into the sunset with Sattler to marry and have kids, just because we literally see them do that. It didn't happen. They didn't happen. Canonically. Book or movies. Not until JW3 though, God what a fricking mess that slop was.
I still have yet to see it, because I hated Fallen Kingdom that much. I've had it sitting on one of my externals for over a year too.
As a long term Crichton fan I actually really enjoyed the locust shit. It's exactly the kind of thing you might expect from one of his 1980-1999 stories.
It's a shame the only moments that actually had my suspense and full attention were the Claire in the water scene just for the sheer tension, and the big baddy death in the tunnel with the blinking lights. That was kino AF and more movies need to do it frankly.
>They didn't have kids though. Sattler marries her rich boyfriend. They weren't even in a relationship. Maybe they fricked once but it was awkward AF. Grant was married to his work.
None of this is in the movie Jurassic Park. What they later wrote into a sequel or what was in the book is irrelevant to the movie.
The movie doesn't show them doing anything that demonstrates irrefutable that they are in fact in a relationship. They don't kiss, hold hands, use "we" when talking to other people, call each other pet names, say I love you, eat with each other and no-one else, or in fact any physical demonstration of being in a relationship. They are close colleagues and Grant definitely has oneitis for her but hasn't made his move. Sattler knows how he feels but is maintaining a professional boundary whilst still allowing herself to grow close with him.
Art is open to interpretation and that is how I interpret the characters in the film.
I don't dispute that it was probably written the way you suggest but someone forgot to actually write them in any dialogue or behaviour that demonstrates it. We just assume. Because of an idle conversation at the start of the film about "don't you want kids?"
The entire dynamic between them is about Sattler trying to open Grant up to the idea of having kids.
Them discussing having children in the future. Him not knowing how to behave around children, talking to Malcolm about his kids. Her constantly setting him up with the 2 kids during the tour. Him learning to protect them in the wild, and finally the scene at the end as he has his arms around the sleeping kids and they exchange a meaningful look signifying that he's now open to the idea of being a father.
In fact the entire movie is about taking responsibility for bringing new lives into the world.
And then ge gets cucked in JP3 lmao
Yep, they fricked it up
NTA, but I just like to pretend that nothing after 1 happened. Also:
Alien - Alien Isolation - Aliens
Halloween - Halloween 2 - H20
Friday the 13th 1 - 2 - 3 - Final Chapter
Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, New Nightmare
Star Wars 2 - 3 - Rogue One - 4 - 5 - 6 - Season 1 and 2 of Mandalorian
>NTA, but I just like to pretend that nothing after 1 happened
Based. same. Lost World is meh and makes Malcolm uncool. JP3 throws away Grant's entire character growth from JP1. JW is JW.
They were living together and saving a bottle of champagne.
>Sattler knows how he feels but is maintaining a professional boundary whilst still allowing herself to grow close with him.
Impossible anon, women are not sneaky like this to advance their career.
If they aren't then the scene where Grant gets annoyed at Malcolm for flirting with her makes no sense, not to mention the bit at the end where he looks at the kids, and then gives her that "You wanna?" look.
Lmao yeah, because no dude ever got salty or tried to keep other guys away from a girl they would like to frick but are not currently fricking.
I mean, I guess, but the more simple answer for the sake of a film (as it's never really stated one way or another) would be that they're in a relationship.
That's just the way I always read it, I could be wrong, I suppose. I'm not really sure how else it could be interpreted though. I'm just saying, I've never looked longingly at my friends like that. There's also the fact that they were literally discussing children at the beginning of the film, so it's clearly calling back to that.
As long as you agree that the movie doesn't really state it one way or the other, no problem. But you may find it funny the next time you watch it to interpret their relationship as more of a beta orbiter and his oneitis who is happy to be along for the ride because of Grant's expertise, and Grant is simply seething and trying to be cool when Malcolm has assumed that they are an item. If Sattler really was in a relationship with Grant then she was shit testing Grant when she let Malcolm flirt with her in the car and is a much more unlikeable person.
That would actually add some humor to the dynamic, I don't dislike the idea.
Why do you care so much? Any male that watched this film at a young age did it for the dinosaurs. Are you self-inserting as Grant?
Why do I care about the characters in a movie that I like? I don't know.
You're reading a lot into a look that could just as easily mean a thousand other things.
In the book she was 22 iirc and was Dr. Grant's graduate assistant. She was engaged to be married to some nice dude in a few months. My own personal theory is that Kathleen Kennedy and Spielberg didn't like that she didn't get enough to do in the book, so they made her into DOCTOR Sattler, and she gets to turn the power back on. The Lost World book, which Spielberg begged Crichton to write, has paragraphs and paragraphs of rah rah you-go-girl feminist stuff.
What did she really do besides act as raptor bait and get Wu killed because she had a woman moment and thought she knew better than Muldoon?
>It was stated either in some interview or the behind the scenes docs, that Laura Dern was made up to look older so that it would be more believable for her character to be in a relationship with dr. Grant
and you believe a c**t would agree to that?
i thought the left was supposed to be the same age as allen in the movie
laura dern - part of a great movie
bryce dallas howard - part of a piece of shit movie
>laura dern - worst part of a great movie
>bryce dallas howard - best part of a piece of shit movie
ftfy
>worst part of a great movie
bullshit, there were no bad parts.
> >bryce dallas howard - best part of a piece of shit movie
bullshit, there were no good parts
>he thinks worst / best equal good / bad
THANK YOU FOR NOT REDEEMING SIRS!
whatever man, laura dern is way better than bryce shit in a direct comparison
>I am an enormous homosexual.
OK.
>dinosaurs eat man...woman inherits the earth.
Nah, she is extremely tedious on rewatches. There's nothing to her character aside from telling every man she meets how stupid and wrong they are about something. And of course she needs to be the one to tell Hammond how irresponsible and how much of a sexist he is.
It's a good quote. Men are the only people who think humanity is capable of caging up and taking care of dinosaurs.
I don't know if there is an upper limit to a point where I would not frick her. If she was 400 pounds I would still do it.
Stop simping over women who hate you you dumb inbred shit head homosexual mothetfrickers
Bryce doesn't hate me. We are married.
No way she was 23 no fricking way
Stop op. she wasn't
dern was born in 67
67 to 93
she was 25 or 26
fricking dumbass zoomers can't do basic fricking math
Movie shot in fall 92
ah 25 then thanks
>30 images
I'm as disappointed as your parents, coomers
BPH has the prettiest face in Hollywood and I won't pretend that not true
Yeah weight aside the face is what makes it for everybody
She was a cute tomboy and you guys only started calling her ugly when she showed up as an old b***h in TLJ.
I've been calling her ugly man-faced b***h since JP, you moron.
Laura was hot
braphog Howard was obese
BDH has a scrumptious layer of chubby mommy fat on her cheeks (both sets) preserving her visage like a Sunday roast.
>She ate all the eggs
Dern has Norwegian ancestry on her mother's side. Bryce has German, English, Scottish, Irish, and Dutch ancestry on her father's side.
>Laura Dern was 23 while filming Jurassic Park.
How old was she when she did Blue Velvet?
>How old was she when she did Blue Velvet?
18 during filming.
>Laura Dern: "I thought Alan's and Ellie's relationship was inappropriate due to the massive age gap!"
>Me, having been watching Jurassic Park since 1993: "...They're not the same age?"
>Laura Dern was 23 while filming Jurassic Park.
Wrong. She was 25.
Oh, that changes things. I mean, at 23, nah I don't believe but at 25? Yeah, I can totally see it. Sure.
That wasn't the point, niggay. The point was that OP was wrong.
Sure it wasn't, losergay
Pretty shocking how young Dern was as she looks old in Jurassic Park for a young 20s. However, Jurassic Park began filming in the winter of 92 so I think she would been like 25 going on 26.
>she
Maybe they made her look older, so it's not as weird that she hooks up with a crusty old man.
I can't believe this chick is 4 years younger than me. I would've bet money that she was in her mid/late 40s.
euughh, let me guess: bong genes?
Juarrsic Park has the worst cast in almost any movie I can think of. It is incredible to me this movie didnt flop.
The dinosaur effects are great. But who they hell can stand any of the actors in this movie? They are so unbelievably unappealing.
Women just hit the wall harder than men.
Fug.
Gingers don't age like milk