>Le Americans singlehandedly beat the British because they were so brave and moral

>Le Americans singlehandedly beat the British because they were so brave and moral
I bet most sharts wouldn't be able to tell you that France did the heavy lifting.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We had to prove we were worth their time.
    Ironically we have Benedict Arnold to thank for his crushing victory at Saratoga, convinced the French we could win.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >red coats with fricked up teeth are STILL seething

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least we don't have school shooters, shart.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek UK has a higher violent crime rate than the US and EU.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=GG_vICkYWGZhBWix

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just get raped and murdered on a daily basis by your muslim overlords kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boy I hope you're not about to try comparing British and American murder rates...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Our murder rates are condensed into urban shitholes. We live in a huge country, while you’re on a tiny island.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aww someone got triggered. Kys Black person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even have schools considering your poverty levels, or does UN just airdrop missionaries to teach you to read?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really hit their nerve

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't a kid just get stabbed in a British school, proving that it doesn't matter if you remove all guns. That it is in fact a mental health issue.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're insecure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AtLEasT oUr sChOols aReNt LiKe tHe cAll oF dUtY vIdEO GaME!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey buddy i think you got the wrong door
          reddit's two blocks down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well at least we have our foreskins amputated at birth, checkmate bong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Jamaal Rodreguez Jnr.

      America has got worse the more it removes itself from its roots and everyone knows it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you say, Ahmed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >America has got worse the more it removes itself from its roots
        What "roots" exactly did America have? Until the Revolution they were the dumping ground of every social group and sect the governments of Western Europe didn't like, and then shortly after the Revolution became the dumping ground of Central and Southern Europe. Doesn't seem like they had any consistent "roots".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The United States is not an ancient country but it has its history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake image

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >red coats with fricked up teeth
      How much does a checkup cost for you again?
      Y'know, you're the only country that thinks about our good dentistry so much.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ameriturds do know that most of their nation spoke with English accents back then right? It was basically a war of Brits vs Brits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why did you involve the Hessians?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America knows, that's why we named a lot of stuff after Lafayette

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lafayette
      was a real one. When do we get a kino about him?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is misstitled. It has nothing to do with patriotism, it’s just a revenge flick

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't watch the movie did you? they literally show the french dealing the decisive blow to end the war. also this movie was made by a german

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about money and ammunition? All of that was provided by the French (some of it also by the Dutch).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does money do?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know much about the independence of the United States, were the French really important for the independence of the mutts of Bongistan? Well,That explains the perpetual hatred of the English towards the Gauls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, they were. Without the French, Americans would've lost the war.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >source: my ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. butthurt frog
            france wouldnt exist without america

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Same for UK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And look where France and Britain are now lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't you have your worst riots in history because of a dead convict?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Didn't you have your worst riots in history because of a dead convict?
            I'm gonna be really honest, the riots in the past 10 years don't even reach the Top 5 of the worst the US ever had. The NYC Draft Riots and 1967 Detroit still hold the crown.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the French and the English living so close to each other. They leave their country to go to the other side of the ocean to fight among themselves.Then they return to their homelands, the bongs drooping while the French giggle and pick each other's ribs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And after French revolution, Americans said their debt to France was null (because the debt was owed to the royal family, not France)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that basically every war the US has been in? Somebody has to do the heavy lifting for them and when they don't have anybody do it they lose?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hur dur check out my awesome troll thread guise

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >France

    You mean that province of EU? What about them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They speak with the most homosexual accent.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, the Kentucky rifle, American btw kebab boy, turned the tide and ran Cornwallis and his tea sippin pants pissers back to their ships.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le Americans singlehandedly beat the British because they were so brave and moral
    This is true actually

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened during Covid that made every male in UK Commonwealth countries suddenly because doubly-obsessed with American culture and politics? I can't go anywhere online without it being shitted up with Bongoids commenting and having opinions about a country and culture that is not their own (and usually in a negative way).

    Is it extra illegal for these pathetic fricks to actually comment on their own politics and culture now? As an American, I seriously give zero fricks what they think about mine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What happened during Covid that made every male in UK Commonwealth countries suddenly because doubly-obsessed with American culture and politics?
      They were forced to take the jab while us American GODS died in droves protecting our freedom not to wear a mask in a Walmart.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >died in droves not wearing masks
        Is that what the BBC tells you? lol

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any kinos about anglo colonies that remained on good terms with the kingdom?

    I really wish more civilized people like the british were in charge for a longer time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I really wish more civilized people like the british were
      British is a strange way to spell “Portuguese”

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blow it out your ass

    -Sent from my iPhone

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