>le multi-skilled guy who knows all the languages and all the martial arts and all the electronics and all the guns and all the

>le multi-skilled guy who knows all the languages and all the martial arts and all the electronics and all the guns and all the
Why are men so drawn to this type of character?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's a multi-skilled guy who knows all the languages and all the martial arts and all the electronics and all the guns and all the

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he can do all the cool things we wish we can do.

    Why do you hate male fantasy so much? Go watch some feminine movie about period blood or something lame. Leave us be.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>le
    Opinion discarded.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is almost always dressed head-to-toe in black? Like, that shit would get you spotted pretty fast.
    >Suspect is wearing a black wool coat, black jeans, black boots, and a black sweater.

    what the frick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's less conspicuous than:
      >Suspect is known to wear striped sweaters, a single ill-fitting brand of blue jeans commonly worn in autistic circles, a medallion of unknown origin and possibly nefarious significance depicting a yellow anthropomorphic creature. Suspect has also been known to carry an impractically wide straw for inscrutable yet assuredly dangerous reasons

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would someone wear multiple pairs of pants?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a double bluff
      >spies dress in all black cuz edgy and cool
      >any non-spy would suspect that a smart and intelligent spy would wear NON spy/civilian clothes to disguise themselves
      >well obviously that person isn’t a spy because they are dressed exactly like a spy, a spy would disguise themselves as a civilian
      >therefore spies always dress up like spies during the day time because nobody expects them to
      it’s simple logic really

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because women, our wives, our daughters, all makes us be that, even if we’re awful at it. We have to fix everything, do everything, protect, everything. And if we don’t we are viewed as failures and less than. No matter the personal sacrifice, no matter the cost to our wellbeing, and our own desires. We have to provide.

    And everyonce in a fricking while, it’s nice to watch it displayed on screen competently. Whether it’s Jason Bourne slumming his way through Europe. Or James Bond jet setting his way through high society, or what ever male power fantasy that is presented for us to watch, it sets a tone, it sets an expectation that shit doesn’t have to be perfect, that not everything is Russian spies and mafia hit men or end of the world doomsday scenarios if we do frick up. We get to blow some fricking steam off with our broken bodies, tired minds, and unappreciated sacrifices.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not getting something in return for your effort, you're probably letting yourself be ran over by other people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not getting something in return for your effort, you're probably letting yourself be ran over by other people.

      “Do not commit yourself to anybody or anything, for that is to be a slave, a slave to every man Above all, keep yourself free of commitments and obligations – they are the device of another to get you into his power.”
      -Baltasar Gracian

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont have to worry about the teenage brown kids on this website getting into relationships, moron.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this guy's face and I never watched any of his shit movies

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes if I've been scrolling netflix too long, I'll make a deal with myself that I'll stop and do something else if I pass a movie where Matt Damon plays a character that went to Yale.

    50/50 chance of logging off at that point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So just The Good Shepard then?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Identity >Legacy>Supremacy =Ultimatum (Because they are the same movie) >>>

    [...]

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are men drawn to a character who is competent in all aspects of survival?
    I don't know, truly a mystery

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren’t. Gimmick the books and movies was he forgets everything and is a “regular guy”‘who finds out he knows all this crazy shit. Now, movies way past that and just “what cool action scene” they got. Like MI series now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Die Hard. First one he's a regular guy. By the last one McLane could have joined the Avengers.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's respectful of women.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men strive for perfection
    Excelsior

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he’s a brave type who doesn’t afraid of anything

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le quirky clumsy shy girl who's one makeover away from being super hot and cute and makes the other girls jealous and all the guys are after her
    Why are women so drawn to this type of character?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are so petty now that don’t even like this. They’re into the Bella Swan trope. Total mid b***h that all the guys are obsessed over

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because everyone loves movies headed by extremely competent white men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it have to be white?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because that gives it versimiltude.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mary Sue

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