>"Hello everyone, here we are, back in our dark void reviewing the last episodes of Kenobi"
>"Where time is a non-factor apparently"
>(flashes efap thumbnail with a highlighted timecode)
>"That's right Jay, here in the void, we have nothing to do, we can't age and we can discuss Star Wars ad infinitum"
>(Rich Evans squeals a chuckle)"Unlike Hayden Christensen apparently"
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who the frick watches 2-10 hour streams of these homosexuals?
me
i do
I usually seek out long videos while I work to kill time. It's not like you have to stare at the screen for 10 hours.
>listen while playing vidya
what a concept!
I mean how is this different from listening to radio or other podcasts?
radio/podcasts generally aren't low art
Elaborate. Radio is dogshit and podcasts are excellent depending on the subject matter.
Every frame a pause. They're like RLM, just different generation and far more cynical and stringent than RLM(now), but they waste their potential by going after capeshit and starwars all the time. They had a good one recently about Everything, everywhere, all at once, and had a stringent discussion over Halo series, but they really need to branch away from capeshit more
Analyze art and pull it apart to see what makes it work/not, bullshit with friends and read fan comments that no one stays around for. Better than indifferent true crime podcasters and FM108.5 gbh THE ROCK
Talking about popular things gets clicks. Talking about artsy fartsy homosexual shit gets you forgotten.
Fricking aye man
I usually just skip around. I like MauLer, but he needs to get to the point.
well if she was smarter, there wouldnt be so uch dumb shit to point out, so take it to your FASgoblin
Normally I wouldn’t defend 10+ hours of nitpicking— I mean, meaningfully critiquing something. But yeah in this case that girl is so fricking moronic, you could easily do a 24hr stream dissecting half an hour of her FAS ramblings
btw half of it is reading superchats, only paypiggies watch that
holy shit lmao
Why do zoomers watch 12 hour videos?
they don't watch it
they put it in the background as "background noise"
they have literal ADD and can't handle silence. the entire generation of virgin white men are overmedicated and lonely and they use podcasting and youtube in general as a way to cope. they need constant stimuli because they were raised that way.
Idk where to start really. My possessions? My accomplishments? My girl? My property? Idk man, I couldn't possibly have any of those listening to media analysis podcasts
How's that chair? Don't forget to run your dehumidifier
>bullying sweet, autistic Jenny
Truly despicable!
disgusting little critter. looks like a human rodent.
>Its real
>b-b-b-bu-bu-but...they only covered her video for 5 hours!!!
>upload a video that makes them look like autist weirdoes
>gets called autist weirdoes
>"y-you don't get the joke you simps!!!"
*makes a 30 hour video response to your OBJECTIVELY wrong post*
You can just tell this guy was either living with his parents with no job or living in a shitty apartment working retail before he found a way to monetize pseudointellectual's anger over Star Wars
He was like ~23 when his review of the Last Jedi came out and got him enough of a following to make youtube his job.
that's...oddly specific
And you're crying over him on Cinemaphile while he's making money. So he's still definitely better than you
>Every Furry A Pause
Incels vs autist girls
*girl
One
>nooo you can't do a detailed breakdown of Jenny!
Also they got bullied for it, despite treating male creators the same, that now every time they review a female video essay they take in a token female guest, so they can't be called misogynists.
Why would you think it's healthy or fun to do a "breakdown" of a video you didn't like because they were correct that The Joker is incel bait?
Because Jenny makes borderline moronic arguments and gets paid +10K Patreon bucks for them. And most people don't even realize how stupid they are in isolation. So, devoting 10 hours to calling it out is worth it, if it convinces just one person to stop giving her money. If it has a bigger impact, it might force her to make better arguments.
But yees
>"no bully my waifu"
>borderline moronic
name one you pathetic moron. What did she say that triggered your sperg?
I mean, I don't have a dog in this fight, I don't really care about the movie, Jenny or EFAP.
It is just they really are stupid arguments.
3:34:
>"Why did the sign-holder have to be a clown? Couldn't it have been just any temp worker? Wouldn't just any temp worker in clown costume gives you better bang for bucks than hiring a real clown?"
Like what is this argument? Where is it implied Arthur is paid more than a temp worker would? Doesn't seem like Arthur is getting paid much, but whatever. Assuming they pay the same, why would you hire a temp worker, and buy him a clown costume, when you can hire somebody who already has a clown costume?
What about that is wrong you fricking incel? Why exactly would a clown need to do that? Her point is how does that tie into anything to prevent him from work? Do you truly have a tism to prevent you from understanding smaller asides?
Have sex, incel
>t. makes a 12 hour video about a 20 something youtuber who hurt his feelings
Have. Sex.
Yo, they go over that in the efap. Maybe watch it ya simp. Other perspectives are interesting
That is "borderline moronic" to you?
>gets bodied
>"I mean I don't really care about anything really"
>goes on to fastidiously reference an example to prove their point
You have to be 18 to post here
Lol cope
Keep coping, incel
Nice argument
dude that's hilarious
...
...
Frick, he triggered tf outta you
Don't sully Lalo's beautiful visage with your shitty copium
>devoting 10 hours to calling it out is worth it
This is the most pathetic sunk cost meme shit I've ever heard.
>Because Jenny makes borderline moronic arguments and gets paid +10K Patreon bucks for them. And most people don't even realize how stupid they are in isolation. So, devoting 10 hours to calling it out is worth it
lol the circulation of this image probably increased her general income. Presentation does in fact matter you brainlet
Jenny is her own flavour of 'tism, people find her entertaining and fun because she tries hard to share her joy and interest in things. This is unacceptable to you?
What the frick
Being 11 hours will just drive more people away and make you look mentally unstable and unwittingly playing into the shit Jenny talked about even if it seems like it was a poorly executed joke (giving them benefit of doubt)
EFAP is commonly 8+ hours long, it's not just this one episode. They usually talk about the subject for the first half or so of the runtime while also getting sidetracked on off-topic nonsense for 30 minutes at a time, then the second half is just clean-up with reading out the "superchat" messages people paid to have highlighted. Even their guests don't always stay for the full time.
A barely coherent rambling recorded on the fly for 5 hours is now considered a detailed autopsy.
>bad in Internet content is "bullied" which just means the market responded and said it was stupid
Lol cope
Cope with what? That I get to see more of Aiden and her brilliant mind while she verbally slaps dem hos you simp for? C'mon now boyo, you'd do the exact same for your mass of idiots. Gotta keep em' calm and if zoomers need a female to talk shit to other females... Then ig you and everyone else will have to cope with that. Thx for the weird boring dystopia you helped to create, boomer wastrel
Jay will never be a real woman.
Kick Jay.
>Jay
which one?
lol capcha
No one called it misogynist, just autistic and moronic
At one point you get grossed out by people who swing for low hanging fruit and expect you to still eat it. At one point, you gotta tell your boys to move on. They were wasting time on her, she's all used up and dried out now. She's not a mystery. Move on
Mogged
I still don't understand why this one went viral. They have multiple streams this long. Is it just white knights?
Yep. Entirely unfrickable losers who hope if they defend some b***h who doesn't know they're alive long enough, someone will touch their pp.
>Is it just white knights?
yes. simps should be beaten to death in the streets.
They have almost 200 streams that long. Every week the streams are that long.
Pure pedantry.
God this b***h is so fricking stupid, truly the epitome of an NPC.
>the last jedi is one of the worst movies ever made, but the media turns it into a partisan issue
>this dumb ape faced c**t makes it her hill to die on that it is one of the best movies ever made
>joker is a fine movie, but the media turns into a fearmongering fest about incels going on killingsprees
>hmmmm i didn't like it
mfs still defending joker like it broke new grounds or some shit, move on, its typical capeshit elevated only by joaquin phoenix' convincing performance. there's absolutely nothing in there that's worth spending 10 hours defending, just watch a fricking good movie instead
>its typical capeshit
Literal fricking moron.
>no guys trust me its totally different from capeshit, it tells the gritty backstory of a villian in a dark urban setting, and get this right, he hates society
imagine wasting hours of your life listening to autistic dog frickers commenting their extremely and wrong opinions
Joker is a shit movie though.
autism is magical
Mike will die next week. It's over
you wont do shit rich
the frick is efap?
every frame a painting
am I suppose to know what this is or?
its a lot of fun anon. give it a try
google is free
RLM is falling apart anon, enjoy the show.
>prequelbashing threads have double/triple the number of replies than actual posters
Their reddit shills are working overtime defending them today
Yeah, I’ve noticed that the dedicated Star Wars general hasn’t even reached 200 replies, yet there have been three prequelbashing threads that have lived and died, full of atheistic redditors that make up the trekkie rlm demographic
Reminder that mods took down a very good prequel thread with a much much better posts/posters ratio while allowing these constant dumpster fire moron threads to stay up where burnout genXers defend the closest thing they have to a religion (probably using Cinemaphile passes like the total mental Black folk they are)
Allegations? What? I assume this is a photoshop.
It is. The frame is taken from their Organizing our Collection video
>Allegations? What?
Oh boy, so much to unpack here.
I can’t believe rich thought it was a good idea to start saying Black person at a church’s chicken
stop criticizing critics! criticize the greedy corporate douchebags that are milking your childhood dry!
These people dislike The Snyder Cut.
Bullshitting with your bros all day long is much more fun than watching Zach Snyder's 6 hour jerk off session.
Nah.
Not saying it's any more fun to LISTEN to, but from the creators' perspective it makes perfect sense why they'd find Snydercut to be too long and boring but still have fun recording a 12 hour podcast where they just bullshit with each other as friends.
>Bullshitting with your bros
They will never be your bros, you friendless homosexual
see:
I'm not talking about myself or any listeners.
It's not hanging out with bros, it's a bunch of autists sperging out for hours. They're shit, they're so fricking autistic they tried picking a fight with Cinemaphile a year ago.
Imagine liking the Synder Cut?
Mr.Biggles enough
Hope Jay dies
why? She's the best member
just listened to two minutes of this garbage. so you have creators who make something, reviewers (RLM) who comment on things that creators make, but how fricking sad and delusional do you have to be to comment on a comment? and they started streaming six hours ago? why are zoomers like this?
>but how fricking sad and delusional do you have to be to comment on a comment?
>le funny le quote reply with le funnyfacemanmeme
Do you not understand what an image board is?
did i not post a (moving) image? where's yours LMAO
Fricking kek goddamn
They are responding to their requesting donor base.
Their donor base believes the RLM video is of poor quality and would like a long form critique of the so-called badtakes by RLM.
i see. how much money do they make?
>Come debate me and my 15 friends while we all talk over you and gang up on your opinion
Maulers a homosexual troon and so is anyone who watches his garbage
>THE THING IS 12 HOURS???? NOOOOO! IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A BUTTON THAT LETS ME STOP THE VIDEO AND THEN START IT AGAIN WHERE I LEFT IT LATER!
most movies are two hours dumbass
wow you're right anon nothing is ever allowed to be longer than a movie
>wow you're right anon
stopped reading right here thanks for the (you)
>scene by scene critical analysis of a movie can't be longer than the movie itself
This is such a moron take.
>obi wan/RLM
>critical analysis
LOL
...wait did you just say RLM had critical analysis of some Disney slog?
no moron. stop bumping this shitty thread
I don't think you realize how moronic you've made yourself look. Or maybe you're replying to the wrong comments ? Don't walk on yourself
i don't care how a moron who doesn't understand greentext thinks i look
If you don't know what you're talking about, why try? Isn't that stupid?
i want E;R to shit on RLM, the meltdown from the fanboys would be glorious
The semicolonizer does not dabble in the matters of sheep.
>E;R's style of commentary and critique has earned the praise of many. Even big names like PewDiePie and Internet Historian have received his videos positively. Despite this, The Verge wrote an article about him criticizing his dark humor and offensive jokes, which were considered racist, antisemitic, and hateful. However this spiked his fame.
you guys are such edgelord losers
he doesn´t shy away from shitting on the nu-sequels, unlike rlm......
He already did by calling out their shit sequel reviews.
I've been told this guy is funnier than Demo but every time I go to his channel none of his videos look very interesting
you´re a pleb if you watch it because you want "comedy", go watch snl trash
>comedy is bad because.... IT JUST IS OKAY?!
your own words, dumbufck
I said his videos didnt look funny, you implied it was plebian to look for comedy.
Nerdrotic and Frida Night Tights does it better
fnt was good a few years ago when they actually spent most of the stream talking about pop culture. fnt now spends about 30 of their 5 or so hour stream talking about actual pop culture, the rest of the time is them acting like chuckle fricks with unfunny female "comedians", since they now see themselves as entertainers, instead of just critics of entertainment. it's lame.
There's no 'pop culture' to talk about. Every single fricking thing is following the same blueprints written by morons to shove homosexuals, blacks and women into things men built.
You can't have a weekly five hour show when the world's been playing the exact same record on repeat for half a decade.
Oh no, Mike and Jay better look out cause self conscious nitpicky critic man and his furry boyfriends are gonna go in hard on them!
>You can now have a livable income job where you do nothing but spend 10 hours explaining why someone else's opinion is wrong in your opinion, several times a week
humans really will pay for anything
Basement dwelling social luddites hear three words they've never heard before and as long as the person holds their same entertainment views assume that makes the person who said them, and by extension they themselves, smarter for listening to them. It's that fricking simple. Zero standards or nuance or critical thinking. Hence wanting someone else to do it for them, or at least assure them they do so they can project in later arguments that they thought of it themselves.
Everyone is lonely and alienated and they'll be commodified and pay for the facsimile of friendship
>how dare they criticize other critic's opinions using a video format on youtube. you're only allowed to criticize the opinions of critics in written form in threads on Cinemaphile!
no one said that
all the anti-efap gays in this LONG thread are.
Mauler is too fat for me to take seriously.