He genuinely thinks it's an insult to midgets.
He's never played a fantasy midge, even when he was broke and starving (which is to say really broke, he could probably coast on a loaf of bread for a month).
He expects all other midges to share this view.
Yeah not in a bear costume or playing some magical pixie though. He was an ordinary man who happened to be a dwarf because the story demanded his family hate him. The vast majority of his scenes he's filmed from the neck up, and those few scenes where you see a full body shot of him getting up and waddling around I found myself thinking "oh yeah, he's a dwarf". The fact I forgot or saw past it between those scenes is a testament to the character and his acting.
I throw a round kick at the side of his head as hard as I can. It would be a head kick with the power of a low kick, and the amount of force you can get into low kicks is genuinely absurd.
The midget community seethes because of him. He's the only one who made a legit acting career besides Warwick
He's handsome and married a non midget hag
He genuinely thinks it's an insult to midgets.
He's never played a fantasy midge, even when he was broke and starving (which is to say really broke, he could probably coast on a loaf of bread for a month).
He expects all other midges to share this view.
Kek, the sad thing is there’s just no way a midget could be taken seriously in a “normal” role. You absolutely have to craft the character around their physical appearance. Imagine taking a movie like Drive, but instead of Ryan Gosling, it’s Peter Dinklage. It would be impossible to take the movie seriously.
I genuinely despite this little guy. Every time he opens his mouth, some abhorrent meaningless drivel spews out and the world gets a little colder. He somehow manages to please absolutely nobody with his ridiculous opinions. It’s fricking hilarious that he see’s himself as like the king midge.
>You are thrown into an arena with walls 50ft high. The arena is roughly the size of an American football stadium. On the other side of the stadium is an automated chute that automatically drops in nasty, hostile and naked little clones of famed Hollywood actor Warwick Davis. The rate at which these clones are deployed increases every 5 minutes.
>You are armed only with your fists and a sturdy pair of steel-toed boots. Hypothetically speaking, how many Warwick Davis clones could you dispatch before you're overwhelmed?
🙂
Why does he think he is so high and mighty?
I see what you did there
He drinks and he knows things.
Don't be short with him.
he's on every shortlist, for one
midget hands typed this
When he hunts and pecks, he really has to hunt for it.
>midget
He genuinely thinks it's an insult to midgets.
He's never played a fantasy midge, even when he was broke and starving (which is to say really broke, he could probably coast on a loaf of bread for a month).
He expects all other midges to share this view.
He was on Game of Thrones you moron
Yeah not in a bear costume or playing some magical pixie though. He was an ordinary man who happened to be a dwarf because the story demanded his family hate him. The vast majority of his scenes he's filmed from the neck up, and those few scenes where you see a full body shot of him getting up and waddling around I found myself thinking "oh yeah, he's a dwarf". The fact I forgot or saw past it between those scenes is a testament to the character and his acting.
he's a gnome and gnome opinions are disregarded on principle
You're allowed to strike Peter Dinklage with exactly ONE physical blow. No weapons, only fists/feet/etc.
What is your move of choice to take him out in blow?
I'll punt him across the yard like a pompous football.
I throw a round kick at the side of his head as hard as I can. It would be a head kick with the power of a low kick, and the amount of force you can get into low kicks is genuinely absurd.
As hard as I can stomp kick where the skull meets the neck
have him standing on an elevated platform and drop kick him square in the chest from a sprint
Do you have the Warwick Davis scenario where you are stuck in a colosseum which outputs a Warwick replicant ever minute?
>wants midgs to get normal roles instead of midget only roles
>this is bad because..
I don't get the anger
Because midgets will never get normal roles
But he regularly gets them, others can too
He’s the only one that gets “normal” midget roles, he just doesn’t get it
There's nothing particularly special about him though. He's just a good actor. Other midgets should try to be good actors
Nah, he’s the exception that proves the rule.
>just pull yourself up with your little bootstraps midgets!
Anyone can be an actor though. Midgs just seem mad that they want roles that they get to put zero effort into
Not midgets, unless they get lucky enough to be memed as the one real midge actor. Most of them have no issue playing dwarves and elves to get paid.
The midget community seethes because of him. He's the only one who made a legit acting career besides Warwick
He's handsome and married a non midget hag
He was one in Chronicles of Narnia
Kek, the sad thing is there’s just no way a midget could be taken seriously in a “normal” role. You absolutely have to craft the character around their physical appearance. Imagine taking a movie like Drive, but instead of Ryan Gosling, it’s Peter Dinklage. It would be impossible to take the movie seriously.
Well yeah because Warwick Davis is clearly the better casting
It’s like Drive, except 5 minutes in he’s captured by criminals and tortured for 90 minutes while real human bean plays.
lmfao
I genuinely despite this little guy. Every time he opens his mouth, some abhorrent meaningless drivel spews out and the world gets a little colder. He somehow manages to please absolutely nobody with his ridiculous opinions. It’s fricking hilarious that he see’s himself as like the king midge.
>You are thrown into an arena with walls 50ft high. The arena is roughly the size of an American football stadium. On the other side of the stadium is an automated chute that automatically drops in nasty, hostile and naked little clones of famed Hollywood actor Warwick Davis. The rate at which these clones are deployed increases every 5 minutes.
>You are armed only with your fists and a sturdy pair of steel-toed boots. Hypothetically speaking, how many Warwick Davis clones could you dispatch before you're overwhelmed?
Yea he is always talking down people
He is really at the height of his career
if he is the king midget, who is the king manlet?
Cruise