I'm reinventing myself as Bullseye. I even bought darts. I will be practising 4 hours a day and I will throw baseball in peoples and ko them
Also buying leather jacket and black beanie
>4 hours
you fricking pussy. people work 8 hours a day and could do whatever moron shit they do more proficiently than you will ever throw a ball. you wanna be bullseye put the fricking work in
I also have to workout. But yes, I will get my new tennis ball and darts tomorrow and I'll start practising. I asked my naw surgeon about realism of ko'ing someone with tennis ball, he said it's possible
Any tips how to be like Bullseye? Maybe I should learn magic tricks?
Also what are the best objects to throw into people?
Hard enough to ko but light enough not to kill
I thinking baseball, keys, tennis ball, little wrench, nokia
>murders a guy in front of dozens of people
>gets away with it
?????
Simple. It's magic
name a single distinct, easily recognizable descriptor
He's Irish
He did it with confidence.
>getting 3 needles in your throat kills you
you got filtered
>has perfect aim
>doesn't hit treble 20s
what did he mean by this?
>vaguely gestures at Thanos
>points violently at target on forehead
>couple grunts here and there
I'm reinventing myself as Bullseye. I even bought darts. I will be practising 4 hours a day and I will throw baseball in peoples and ko them
Also buying leather jacket and black beanie
Gaun yersel anon I believe in you
>4 hours
you fricking pussy. people work 8 hours a day and could do whatever moron shit they do more proficiently than you will ever throw a ball. you wanna be bullseye put the fricking work in
I also have to workout. But yes, I will get my new tennis ball and darts tomorrow and I'll start practising. I asked my naw surgeon about realism of ko'ing someone with tennis ball, he said it's possible
Get the tattoo or scar or whatever it is on his forehead too, it will help motivate you whenever you look in the mirror.
Its too radical mate
can you do the reddit dance on escalator staircase
you meme but he could solo the MCU with a bunch of adamantium throwing darts
>*sick guitar riff*
>fling a 2 liter bottle of coke up Thanos' wienerhole
>flick a mentos up there with enough force to penetrate the bottle
simple as
Bullseye vs Hawkeye, who wins
>Bullseye: has seemingly magic power to turn any object into a lethal object, he could hock a loogie down Hawkeyes throat and kill him.
>Hawkeye: discount green arrow, basically just an archer.
I'm going with bullseye.
But Hawkeye can kill people by only using his fingernails. Picrel
Kek
That's Ultimate Hawkeye from Marvel's grim and gritty 2000s Ultimate line. He's got a bunch of surgical augmentations that make him who he is.
Wish movies could be this sincere again instead of all this irony.
>BULLseye
>Is black
What did the MCU mean by this?
why did thet cut it bros?
It's in the good version.
>Bullseye
>real name: Benjamin Poindexter
kek what
its comic book character dude wtf do you expect marvel literally have superhero named black bolt and his real name is blackagar boltagon
bro chill out I just found it funny
>blackagar boltagon
Holy kekarooni
If that's comic Hawkeye then frick me did they nerf MCU Hawkey lmao, then again isn't that a common trope in those movies?
>that's roight, leave the basterd to me..
>paddy o'riley o'leary o'finnegan mcdonnagh fife o'rourke o'donnell mcreary potatopants
*AHEM*
FRICK THE KANG DYNASTY
Any tips how to be like Bullseye? Maybe I should learn magic tricks?
Also what are the best objects to throw into people?
Hard enough to ko but light enough not to kill
I thinking baseball, keys, tennis ball, little wrench, nokia
Don't miss
I had a friend who trained himself to throw playing cards so they would slice into apples and watermelons
kindly show vagene sir
Holy shit,ill try it
I do it every time
YA SEE I'M IRISH
BUT I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN
Is that color-inverted Chris Chan in the background?