I've run countless simulations on this scenario and it never goes well for Jonah. I think about this daily. It wouldn't have worked, stop wasting your time on that avenue. We need to go back to the drawing board. I don't care if this takes decades, we're going to win this one for our boy.
We've had our best minds on it for almost a decade and they've determined it wouldn't have. What makes you special, huh? What are your credentials here exactly?
I've run countless simulations on this scenario and it never goes well for Jonah. I think about this daily. It wouldn't have worked, stop wasting your time on that avenue. We need to go back to the drawing board. I don't care if this takes decades, we're going to win this one for our boy.
yeh seven years work, but we're going to get Ornella back breha. Jonah's been training for this with psychologists and surfing and judo and shit. We're not gonna let him down when the finish line is in sight.
I've run countless simulations on this scenario and it never goes well for Jonah. I think about this daily. It wouldn't have worked, stop wasting your time on that avenue. We need to go back to the drawing board. I don't care if this takes decades, we're going to win this one for our boy.
He should have just confronted her about it >oh? And why is that? What makes them different from me? >oh because I'm fat? Or israeli? Or just ugly? >if it's the fat, I can remove that, see? >*removes potato peeler and begins peeling strips off belly*
>What would have to change for him to finally win this? Other than his weight?
His awful personality and looks. He’d still get burned just as bad in his current Ozempic prescription form.
>Oopsy sorry I missed that, too busy thinking about naked hot men. Can you repeat that, Mr FELDSTEIN? >*crowd laughs then starts throwing rocks at Jonah*
As a proud israeli man I will stoically absorb this childish insult, let it wash through me, then completely forget about it and move forward as if it didn't happen. When you go low, we go high. That's what israelites are well known for.
English is not native language. By waist the extra fat around the waist. It's called life belt if you have fat. She saw that and giggled like a school girl.
Sometimes you need something extreme to happen to motivate you to change. What sucks is when someone laughs at you for shit you literally physically cant change
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So like being trans, black or homosexual?
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I have a slight stutter, been laughed at by girls because of it
3 months ago
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no like being white Black person homosexual.
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I was a chubby lad, not some morbidly obese. I still find it weird I managed to date a Stacy coworker. And the other Stacy coworker had a little crush on me.
>women.exe
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Were there other guys there? I was basically the only single guy at my last place and I had a kinda fricked up slightly older girl who was down to frick (and drunkenly confessed to fingering herself to me which was weird bit cool), another girl who was barely 18 when I joined started flirting as a joke and then got a bit serious, and a genuinely nice and pretty girl I think I accidently friendzoned because I was too busy batting off the other two. Still not sure if it was me or was just because I was the only one there.
bawdshaming has died with the rise of hookup apps, slay-queen toxic positivity and general debauchery in today's society.
It is now considered empowering for women to have many sexual partners, so getting called a bawd has turned into a compliment.
Same reason why people consider the term incel to be the worst insult imaginable.
What would have to change for him to finally win this? Other than his weight?
The only way he could realistically win in that situation is if he immediately pulled off his own head.
>well Orne-
>shut the frick up fatty
>*crowd starts laughing at him*
That's how any 'clever' attempt to make a comeback would have gone.
Its already established that he should’ve went with her being too old and ugly for Leo and Brad
Nothing has been established, there is no consensus, every theoretical outcome has been dismissed at face value
It would’ve worked, actually
We've had our best minds on it for almost a decade and they've determined it wouldn't have. What makes you special, huh? What are your credentials here exactly?
Your best minds are moronic, simple as.
We need to go back to formula!
>established
I've run countless simulations on this scenario and it never goes well for Jonah. I think about this daily. It wouldn't have worked, stop wasting your time on that avenue. We need to go back to the drawing board. I don't care if this takes decades, we're going to win this one for our boy.
We're close. I can feel it.
yeh seven years work, but we're going to get Ornella back breha. Jonah's been training for this with psychologists and surfing and judo and shit. We're not gonna let him down when the finish line is in sight.
Is that a mason jar wine glass
I'm 5'8 and the only one who can pleasure this woman.
We'll figure it out eventually.
bros...
Ouch.
He should have said something along the lines of
>I doubt brad and leo would want you hanging around either while they fricked each other.
He should have just confronted her about it
>oh? And why is that? What makes them different from me?
>oh because I'm fat? Or israeli? Or just ugly?
>if it's the fat, I can remove that, see?
>*removes potato peeler and begins peeling strips off belly*
>What would have to change for him to finally win this? Other than his weight?
His awful personality and looks. He’d still get burned just as bad in his current Ozempic prescription form.
Literally just laugh and play it off instead of getting mad.
>My gf tells me that all the time
>*Laughs*
Ok. Go to website.
Time for bed, grandpa.
>Oopsy sorry I missed that, too busy thinking about naked hot men. Can you repeat that, Mr FELDSTEIN?
>*crowd laughs then starts throwing rocks at Jonah*
As a proud israeli man I will stoically absorb this childish insult, let it wash through me, then completely forget about it and move forward as if it didn't happen. When you go low, we go high. That's what israelites are well known for.
shut up fat
Jonah should have had laughed back. I once got laughed by a girl in date when my waistline was showing. I laughed back and lost the extra weight.
what do you mean your waistline was showing? lmao the frick does that mean was your shirt too tight and it got pulled up exposing your belly
English is not native language. By waist the extra fat around the waist. It's called life belt if you have fat. She saw that and giggled like a school girl.
oh sorry I get what you mean, good on you for losing the weight. what happened after she laughed did you leave or did the date go well
Date went well. I laughed back because I didn't want to show I was offended. I lost the weight just to spite her.
Sometimes you need something extreme to happen to motivate you to change. What sucks is when someone laughs at you for shit you literally physically cant change
So like being trans, black or homosexual?
I have a slight stutter, been laughed at by girls because of it
no like being white Black person homosexual.
I was a chubby lad, not some morbidly obese. I still find it weird I managed to date a Stacy coworker. And the other Stacy coworker had a little crush on me.
>women.exe
Were there other guys there? I was basically the only single guy at my last place and I had a kinda fricked up slightly older girl who was down to frick (and drunkenly confessed to fingering herself to me which was weird bit cool), another girl who was barely 18 when I joined started flirting as a joke and then got a bit serious, and a genuinely nice and pretty girl I think I accidently friendzoned because I was too busy batting off the other two. Still not sure if it was me or was just because I was the only one there.
>life belt
Makes sense.
Sounds like you were a fat frick, she laughed at you, which cause such psychological damage that you changed your body completely for her
>Ornella telling her sex fetish being spitroasted by Brad Pitt and DiCaprio
Why isn't anyone bawdshaming her to death?
>Attractive woman wanting be fricked 2 Chads at once.
That's very common to a beautiful woman it can't be consider a fetish.
bawdshaming has died with the rise of hookup apps, slay-queen toxic positivity and general debauchery in today's society.
It is now considered empowering for women to have many sexual partners, so getting called a bawd has turned into a compliment.
Same reason why people consider the term incel to be the worst insult imaginable.
Imagine if he just snapped and beat the shit out of her on live television.
Imagine him tripping as he tried to scurry over the table and running out of breath
Shut up, poolak and finish cleaning the toilet
>You are like little chicken, Jonah. Cheep cheep cheep cheep.
>GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU BIIIITCH
FUUUUUCCCCKKKK
We're overthinking this. We need to go back to basics boys. What would Ornella do?
he should have done gif related
>calls you by your real surname
Kek why are israeli people like this
Rat and snake like
Stop noticing patterns