when she met Lennon, she influenced him to steer the band in a completely new direction, away from songs like Love Me Do, and into their best period, Sgt. Pepper and so on. without Yokom The Beatles would still sing She Loves You until today
Abbey Road is a glorified b side compilation made out of literal scraps and """the meddley""" is one of the biggest psyops in music since that shit isn't even connected until the last 3 segments.
>John and George long dead >Ringo senile old man >Paul still doing 3 hour long sets at the biggest festival in the world
Could Macca chads win any harder?
>In 1967, John Lennon wrote a song called, “All You Need Is Love.” He also beat both of his wives, abandoned one of his children, verbally abused his gay israeli manager with homophobic and anti-semitic slurs, and once had a camera crew film him lying naked in his bed for an entire day.
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I gotta admit, he was based
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>The Beatles also got in some trouble thanks to a publicity gimmick in 1968. Paul went out one night and painted a promotional design for the Beatles’ new release, a record called “Hey Jude”. He painted a big “Hey Jude” promotion right in the middle of London’s business district. Several local israeli businessmen called the Beatles’ “Apple” organization, furious at the anti-Semitic display. They remembered all too well in Europe during the Nazi’s reign the hateful “No Juden” signs. At this point, the Beatles had already been banned in Israel, starting in 1965.
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>The official reasons given for the banning were thins such as:
Resolution 691: Resolved: Not to allow the [Beatles’] request for fear that the performances by the Beatles are liable to have a negative influence on the [country’s] youth.
Resolution 709: …the band has no artistic merit… [performances] cause hysteria and mass disorder among young people.
Head of the Education Ministry: There is no musical or artistic experience here but a sensual display that arouses feelings of aggression replete with sexual stimuli.
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>We banned them for being sex gods
Damn. I wouldn't even be mad lmao.
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So he was the based one all allong?
The part about abandoning children and his awful taste in w*men isnt so based tho...
>makes interesting soulful guitar riff >Paul turns it into unlistenable over produced immediately dated granny shit.
That's like every beatles song btw.
Childhood liking John because he was the coolest Beatle
Teenage years is hating John because he beat his wife
Adulthood is liking John because he was the coolest Beatle
Honestly, 1980 was when John was starting to get off his ass and start making music again and I genuinely wonder what kind of music he'd make after the New Wave scene hits. I'm pretty sure he'd do a frick ton of collabs with the big boys at the time, mostly Bowie and Mercury.
Let's be honest he'd make like two shitty 80s synth pop albums, go into hiding, and then do a Rick Rubin produced comeback album in the mid 90s that would be considered overhyped and full of filler by now
John was too much of a rock and roll 50's boy to go far out into experimental music concepts, he definitely would accidentally create some more big hits with the styles of the times like maybe an 80's new wave or synth song, but then he'd go back to do more rock and roll albums or beatlesque songs with some more tech savvy producers, like george and paul they always crawl back to what they love and know best, which is legal disputes
he actually beat his nice british wives and renounced his sexist ways when he started simping for yoko flap jack ass. He beat the innocent and spared the sinners.
>attends all recording sessions >doesn't say a word to anyone other than whispering in Lennon's ear >takes some heroin >screams into a mic >mogs everyone as they know they can't say shit to her >refuses to elaborate >leaves
They made up and did abbey road in peace knowing it was all over but the public never got to see that because no cameras and all the info the public had was that shitty let it be movie, so that rough patch in their relationship was all millions of deranged fans and press asked them constantly souring their actual friendships further rather than grow up and make up in private
>John Lennon, by this point infatuated by Yoko Ono and addicted to heroin, hated working on ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. According to engineer Geoff Emerick, Lennon "openly and vocally detested" the song, calling it “more of Paul's granny shit”. McCartney’s insistence in re-recording the song a number of times with different arrangements didn’t help matters, and the process contributed to the fraught atmosphere that dominated many of the White Album sessions. >Lennon had grown tired of recording the song. He reportedly came into the studio under the influence of drugs, sat down at the piano and banged out the introduction on the keys. According to engineer Richard Lush "John Lennon came to the session really stoned, totally out of it on something or other, and he said, ‘All right, we’re gonna do ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. He went straight to the piano and smashed the keys with an almighty amount of volume, twice the speed of how they’d done it before, and said, ‘This is it! Come on!’ He was really aggravated. That was the version they ended up using."
good riddance, Yoko was carrying the whole band on her back since 1965
What?
when she met Lennon, she influenced him to steer the band in a completely new direction, away from songs like Love Me Do, and into their best period, Sgt. Pepper and so on. without Yokom The Beatles would still sing She Loves You until today
Ok Yoko its time to go to sleep.
Beatles made their best album Revolver before John met her.
false. Abbey Road is their best album and Yoko sat through all the recording sessions with the band, making sure the album would be great
I never thought i'd see the day when someone would shill for Yoko
Abbey Road is a glorified b side compilation made out of literal scraps and """the meddley""" is one of the biggest psyops in music since that shit isn't even connected until the last 3 segments.
This is very obviously Pauls album. Same with Let It Be. He was the only one who was holding the band together while Lennon wanted to do new things.
John didn't meet Yoko until early 1968 lmao. The first album she had any influence on was the White Album and even then it was minor
false
Sgt. Peppers only has one good song you basic b***h
let me guess, you think it's Within You Without You, you Krishna gay?
No. It’s the opening track lel
Sean Lennon get the frick out of my board before i decide to euthanize you.
he looks like a woman with a beard
Rubber Soul is their best album though
>heroin addict ropes the boys into hard drug use
defending fricking Yoko Hack Ono, frick off motherfricker, you hate the Beatles.
>HE FOKKIN LEFT THE BAND
>"Why won't they take me seriously as a musician?"
>has the worst solo career except for Ringo, who knew his place
Ringo's solo career was narrating kino Thomas the Tank Engine so arguably his was better
Ringo was an accomplished actor and filmmaker
George produced some of the most KINO movies of all time...
>mfw George's biggest solo hit was a Black person song cover
My Sweet Lord was bigger
wasn't George's song though
Yes it was.
George literally paid $1,599,987 in damages for plagiarism
>$1,599,987
pittance.
All pop music is lifted in some way or another.
It's the modern folk music, just with the addition of lawyers.
>has the worst solo career except for Ringo
he had the best one though, including the greatest album by any solo beatlere
lmao no
yes
and that album would be?
i like y not
ah, the one with He's So Fine? I liked that song
>Gets free from the other 3 plebs
>Instantly makes the best KINO any of them ever produced
Paul chads never lose
Monkberry Moon Delight mogs all the other Beatles' solo songs of that era
Also he completely dabbed on John
Ramchad
IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR
is it true lennon bullied him for being into pakis?
Yes, what a lad
Lennon was into ugly Asians he had no right to complain
She was so ugly he never stopped shouting her surname during sex.
ONOOOOOO!!!!
>John and George long dead
>Ringo senile old man
>Paul still doing 3 hour long sets at the biggest festival in the world
Could Macca chads win any harder?
He's pretty much lost his voice though.
He's 80
he's 81 and has a young sexy wife. again.
>has a better hairline than his son
Grim
He unironically looks fantastic for his age, dude has some magic genetics
You're right, but there's also surgery/fillers, makeup, and hair dye doing some heavy lifting as well.
Oh yeah i'm sure he's has some stuff done but he still looks great for 81
well deserved for being the best Beatle and the best songwriter of the 20th century
Best songwriter of all time
>Best songwriter of all time
Not all songs...
I unironically think Say Say Say is kino
Try this...
Is this so ebin meme? You are posting nothing but pure kinos
let me join in and post the best Macca solo song
both the song and the music video are kino
Paul sold out ages ago. Without John, he had nobody to keep his granny songs in check
Implying i care what DOOD WEED LMAO thinks about songwriting
wtf does 'selling out' mean in this context, paul was the least into the beatles' hippy dippy crap, he just wanted to make music
He cant belt like he's 25 anymore but I saw him front row in Seattle last year, he puts on a great show
You dont watch Macca for his voice now you watch him so 50 years from now you can tell your grandkids about it
He produced Withnail & I
And most of Monty Python's movies
meanwhile Ringo is still looking good and having fun, everyone else is dead or depressed
it's the power of peace and love
The best song ever made
go to sleep, grandma. it's well past your bedtime
Pauls granny music dabs on everything else
The Beatles doing LSD was one of the greatest moments in music history.
The moment they did LSD and the moment George spoke to a paki changed music history
>George spoke to a paki
huh?
He went to India and became a Hindu c**t
Many such cases with people who do psychedelics.
Yeah, no wonder John made so much fun of him
>In 1967, John Lennon wrote a song called, “All You Need Is Love.” He also beat both of his wives, abandoned one of his children, verbally abused his gay israeli manager with homophobic and anti-semitic slurs, and once had a camera crew film him lying naked in his bed for an entire day.
I gotta admit, he was based
>The Beatles also got in some trouble thanks to a publicity gimmick in 1968. Paul went out one night and painted a promotional design for the Beatles’ new release, a record called “Hey Jude”. He painted a big “Hey Jude” promotion right in the middle of London’s business district. Several local israeli businessmen called the Beatles’ “Apple” organization, furious at the anti-Semitic display. They remembered all too well in Europe during the Nazi’s reign the hateful “No Juden” signs. At this point, the Beatles had already been banned in Israel, starting in 1965.
>The official reasons given for the banning were thins such as:
Resolution 691: Resolved: Not to allow the [Beatles’] request for fear that the performances by the Beatles are liable to have a negative influence on the [country’s] youth.
Resolution 709: …the band has no artistic merit… [performances] cause hysteria and mass disorder among young people.
Head of the Education Ministry: There is no musical or artistic experience here but a sensual display that arouses feelings of aggression replete with sexual stimuli.
>We banned them for being sex gods
Damn. I wouldn't even be mad lmao.
So he was the based one all allong?
The part about abandoning children and his awful taste in w*men isnt so based tho...
wasn't that paki Norah Jones' father?
>makes interesting soulful guitar riff
>Paul turns it into unlistenable over produced immediately dated granny shit.
That's like every beatles song btw.
>Make Paki shit rift
>Paul makes it into proud classic English kino
He owes Macca everything
>Don't worry bro I got your back
Childhood liking John because he was the coolest Beatle
Teenage years is hating John because he beat his wife
Adulthood is liking John because he was the coolest Beatle
But Macca is way cooler, he didnt die
Dying is cooler than growing old. Especially a cool death like getting shot
I'm pretty sure John wasn't feeling very cool when he was lying there in front of Dakota with 5 bullets in his chest
Honestly, 1980 was when John was starting to get off his ass and start making music again and I genuinely wonder what kind of music he'd make after the New Wave scene hits. I'm pretty sure he'd do a frick ton of collabs with the big boys at the time, mostly Bowie and Mercury.
Let's be honest he'd make like two shitty 80s synth pop albums, go into hiding, and then do a Rick Rubin produced comeback album in the mid 90s that would be considered overhyped and full of filler by now
John was too much of a rock and roll 50's boy to go far out into experimental music concepts, he definitely would accidentally create some more big hits with the styles of the times like maybe an 80's new wave or synth song, but then he'd go back to do more rock and roll albums or beatlesque songs with some more tech savvy producers, like george and paul they always crawl back to what they love and know best, which is legal disputes
I kinda wished John just didn't retire in the 70s and kept making music before his death
The best Beatles song, you cant prove me wrong
Ahem
>I beat my wife today oh boy
>woke up knocked my wife across the head
Yes and?
like you wouldn't beat the shit out of Yoko, too
he actually beat his nice british wives and renounced his sexist ways when he started simping for yoko flap jack ass. He beat the innocent and spared the sinners.
he slapped cynthia once, don't make a big deal out of it
>watch john and paul act like morons on the mic
>surprised when some nip does the same thing
Yoko haters are pure morons
Ringo Jingo Gingo Pingo
>Paul just invents Get Back in like 2 minutes
Jesus
>song about sending paki's back
>no no, we were really talking satirically about how that's not a good thing
kek
>a paki named Loretta Martin
that song was about a troony
"Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman, but she was
another man,
All the girls around her say shes got it comin,
so she gets it while she can."
did you even watch the documentary?
no, I don't watch documentaries, why?
>I beat my wife today oh boy
>I was upset at how the roast was maaade
> leaves the band
>attends all recording sessions
>doesn't say a word to anyone other than whispering in Lennon's ear
>takes some heroin
>screams into a mic
>mogs everyone as they know they can't say shit to her
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
was she....dare I say it, based?
>is still alive despite being 7 years older than the oldest beatle
They made up and did abbey road in peace knowing it was all over but the public never got to see that because no cameras and all the info the public had was that shitty let it be movie, so that rough patch in their relationship was all millions of deranged fans and press asked them constantly souring their actual friendships further rather than grow up and make up in private
>cheats on his disgusting chink wife with an even more disgusting chink femoid
>gets by with a little help from his friends
>Literally the Best Beatle in your path
Paul deserved better
>John Lennon, by this point infatuated by Yoko Ono and addicted to heroin, hated working on ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. According to engineer Geoff Emerick, Lennon "openly and vocally detested" the song, calling it “more of Paul's granny shit”. McCartney’s insistence in re-recording the song a number of times with different arrangements didn’t help matters, and the process contributed to the fraught atmosphere that dominated many of the White Album sessions.
>Lennon had grown tired of recording the song. He reportedly came into the studio under the influence of drugs, sat down at the piano and banged out the introduction on the keys. According to engineer Richard Lush "John Lennon came to the session really stoned, totally out of it on something or other, and he said, ‘All right, we’re gonna do ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. He went straight to the piano and smashed the keys with an almighty amount of volume, twice the speed of how they’d done it before, and said, ‘This is it! Come on!’ He was really aggravated. That was the version they ended up using."
What a c**t
I sleep good being a Macca chad, unlike you dead John cucks
THOSE FREAKS WAS RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID
YOU WAS DEEEEEEEAD
HOW DO YOU SLEEP YA c**t
Seek help
John Lennon's body sleeps in the ground while his body lies awake in hell.
I used to teach English to Korean kids, they adored this song and always asked me to play it so they could sing along.
yes, my granpa wanted that song to be played at his funeral. we eventually played Maxwell's Silver Hammer though
>Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
>But he knew he couldn't pass
>Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
>Thought he'd finally touch some grass
>Get b-ACK, get b-ACK
>Get back to where you once belonged
>get back homo
>go home
Out of the way frickers, kino coming through
>not wonderful christmas time
frick off
Wonderful Christmas Time is gay, the Frog Song is the kind of shit you can frick to
who was in the wrong?
I hate that little israelite homosexual like you wouldn't believe
The only insecurity and nastiness I see is from the person that made this video.
love the beatles loved that documentary love beatles threads and love me mates in em
What, no warning? No second chance?