Leela is a whore and Fry deserves better.

Leela is a prostitute and Fry deserves better.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey whatever happened to this chick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait a minute is better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead or something

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, were you the one on here last time b***hing about Leela because she got in the way of your Frender fujo ship?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No? People unironically like Frender?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, we had some gay on here b***hing about how he hates Leela because he wants Frender to be canon a while back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno about that but it is kinda lame she got all touchy feely with a rock last week even if she didn't sleep with him and fricked fry instead. Bit lame mate.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            how fast and loose they play with Fry and Leela's relationship has always been the worst part of the show, especially in the comedy central era. It's why I didn't give a shit about The Late Philip J Fry or Meanwhile. You can only watch a couple realize they're meant for each other and then pursue other people a few episodes later so often before you stop caring.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Especially when kiff and amy are having fricking babies and whatnot, even hermes has a stable continuous family!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the staff just don't like freela and all the moments they have is solely for the shippers sake.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it is kinda lame she got all touchy feely with a rock
            At first I thought she was playing him to reveal to Fry he was actually a bad guy, but no, she not only fell for his bullshit, she was hanging off his arm like a harlot. Left a bad taste in my mouth.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And then she only fricked Fry when she found out rock man really was a fraud.
              She will keep leaving Fry every time she meets someone she thinks is better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he
          Only girls like fujo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen only ONE person actually ship Frender and it was Vee

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leela is a prostitute
    God I WISHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she so hot

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    You know what'd make Futurama better? Have every character voice by DiMaggio. You can thank me later

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like when Zoidberg calls him “Robutt”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, Dimaggio's Bender voice was what he used to Audition for the professor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neat, didn’t even know he tried out for Farnsworth. Reminds me of how Nancy Cartwright originally auditioned for the role of Lisa

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          god-tier callback

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was this line that confirmed for me that this entire season is going to be nothing but callbacks and nostalgia bait. not by itself, of course, but in culmination with:
            >the execubots (poorly written cameos, and didn't bring back the network president)
            >calculon resurrected again (invalidating his swan song death in the last season)
            >amy & kif's kids (cardboard cutouts, unlike Cubert or Dwight)
            >the robot mafia (barely written cameos)
            >the borax kid (completely rewritten character)

            The actual plot of episode 2 would be the best so far if it were actually written with a little more thought to it. Have the rivalry between Leela & Amy as mothers come as a surprise rather than the tacit acknowledgement of "she's your biological mother, but I'm your smizmama" I also disliked the confirmation that NONE of them had Amy's DNA, despite Mandy even having the same voice actress as Amy.
            It's the line "I am already in my pajamas" that is set apart from these low-effort references, because only the superfans would know that this was The Professor's original catchphrase before "Good News, Everyone!" developed organically. So despite the attempt to pander towards the smallest niche of futurama fans, they're blundering where it actually counts: writing decent stories. I think the humor is still as great as it's ever been, saying this as someone who thinks everything from Space Pilot 3000 through to Meanwhile was pure gold and any drops in quality people would point to as "the end of the golden age" pale in comparison to this new season, but the non-humor writing has suffered severely.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the non-humor writing has suffered severely
              Now this I can agree with. The show is still funny, but the ideas and pacing and characterization are lacking.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen anyone complain about Billy's Zoidberg or Farnsworth voices yet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Zoidberg sounds a little weird, but Farnsworth is fine. Maybe that's because Billy West really is an old man now and he just sounds like that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't noticed anything off about them, but conversely Fry is sounding a little deeper, maybe more scratchy... like Lars.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We haven't had that much Zapp yet, but so far he's fine

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm unfunny but I think I'm good at storybeats.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it was this line that confirmed for me that this entire season is going to be nothing but callbacks and nostalgia bait.
              Not watched the new episodes but original run Futurama loved its callbacks and recurring gags, so on its own I don't think this is particularly telling of anything

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Leela to get with Bean.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry is a prostitute too

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bonder is the best Futurama character and needs more screentime

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute! Bender's name isn't Bonder! It's Bender! Are you lying on the internet?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think someone who would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    theme song always makes me smile, its just so good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening credits that precede it also get me hype

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so dramatic. I'm expecting big shit to go down later in the season.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT IS

          WHAT IS

          WHAT IS

          THE FUTURE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT IS

          WHAT IS

          WHAT IS

          THE FUTURE

          I think it's just the extended theme from Bender's Big Score.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A friendly cyclops woman will never invite you for a freebie at the brothel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOUP??

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Anon. Free soup.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Anon. Free soup.

      Shouldn’t the cleavage line be a little higher? Was I the only one bothered by that the whole episode?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the intended effect is that she's being smushed by the corset a little.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The saloon owner was hilarious, no idea how anyone can claim this latest episode was trash

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the new season look so weird

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weird how?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              All the characters just look off, the models look like the Fortnite versions lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Was I the only one
        Yes, you fricking mongoloid
        Stop misusing the word cleavage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad Futurama is back and that it's not afraid to have sexy women

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking crypto episode? What is this 2018?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE’RE BACK BABY

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorgeous boots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorgeous boobs

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry has literally slept around in show more than Leela.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a difference between sleeping around when you're free and clinging to someone when you're IN a relationship.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fry is actually a pretty loyal boyfriend. I can't think of a time he slept around when he was dating a girl. Even when he decided things weren't working with Amy, he told her, he didn't just frick another girl behind her back.

      Meanwhile, Michell cheated on him, Colleen thought she could get away with having a harem and Leela fricked Zapp, fell for some Scottish guy and now a rock man when she was supposed to be his girlfriend.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She never should have had sex with Zap Brannigan.

        4th episode was looong before Leela & Fry became a thing, are you being dumb on purpose?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela dumbass.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it was related to Fry, dumbass. How can a girl claim not to be a prostitute after sleeping with Brannigan?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leela fricked Zapp
        Didn't she only do that before she and Fry were a couple and when the fate of the world literally depended on it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amy could have fricked Zapp to save the world. She wanted the orgy.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did anyone find leela hot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like a sausage with an eye

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like her voice and that she's human enough in design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a sausage with an eye

      why are you gay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I jerked off to her when she was dressed up in the slave garbs in the Ancient Egypt episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But there wasn't any cleavage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thiiiiiiighs

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Futurama mid, Rick and Morty better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      futurama, like the simpsons, has been around so long that a majority of it is bad

      i got more joy out of the last season of rick and morty than i am with hulurama

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She never should have had sex with Zap Brannigan.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want better, I want Leela.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry should date me.
    I'd treat him much better than Leela ever could. I have a functioning microwave.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But do you have a vegana?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I do, maybe I don't. The mystery is part of the fun.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not as fun as an eternity in heaven if he abstained from having a romantic/sexual relationship with another man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a moron

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              how so

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Put my weiner in your mouth, moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That tiny thing won't even go beyond my teeth.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To drawanons passing by, could anyone of you draw them kissing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore this morons request drawfrenz

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore this morons request drawfrenz

      Don't tell me what to do

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 3 was good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I thought it was fun for the most part, I found their explanation for the old west setting amusing

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fry has a thing for one-eyed monsters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fry likes things that only have one thing instead of two things.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, we can confirm he doesn't like testicles.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they keep putting leela in sexy/cute costumes and I can't handle it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's some awesome cleavage

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and people have the nerve to tell me regal dresses can't be legitimately sexy/ a fetish, fools I say.

        plus corsets and bustles.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no he doesnt

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that the Fry/Amy relationship was fun. Wish they kept that up for more than an episode.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly, she should leave Fry and ruin my life instead.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait why the frick did they revive Futarama? I saw the last episode ages ago, doesnt it end with Fry and Leela going out and its really touching and stuff? Why bring it back so they can go through more sitcom misunderstandings and arguments? The show’s run its course for fricks sake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I can jack off to Leela again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Fortnite.
      No, I'm not kidding.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      money/desperate for content for the streaming service.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they have at least been engaged?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Status Quo is GOD

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The producers said that they are exploring options for the future of the series as "[they] have many more stories to tell", but would gauge fan reaction to the news.
    Bitcoins are not a "story", Groening.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      STORIES
      FOR
      YEARS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitcoins were a pretext to do a gold rush story in the XXXI century. If they wanted to take the topic of crypto at face value it would have been a entire episode like the Scary Mirror segment, a horrible rehash of the 80's guy episode from the original run.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far Kif and Amy's episode has been the best because it won't be fricking dated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because Ricard Nixon is SO timely...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like the new episodes myself but it wasn't like Richard Nixon was timely when the original show aired, either.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the point.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking I might need some sleep.
            Sorry bruv.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nixon works because of how exaggerated he is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old Tricky Dick is timeless.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? Yeah, and it kind of sucks

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather have used goods than be alone forever

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"The Futurama Mystery Liberry"
    That better not be another fricking 3 stories piece of shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It almost certainly is. The CC anthology episodes were a mixed bag: the Christmas and Nature episodes are among the show's worst, but the reboot and Saturday morning episodes are classics

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        the Saturday morning episode was dogshit dude

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me, the nature one is the best.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        the Saturday morning episode was dogshit dude

        Excuse me, the nature one is the best.

        the nature and reboot ones were great, the Christmas one was okay, the Saturday morning cartoon sucks dick.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leela is a prostitute
    Yes
    >Fry deserves better
    Ehhhh...

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dsl

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leela and Amy become muscle girls
    >both become unconditionally horny for Fry at the same time
    >Fry tfs into a butterfly at the end
    What did they mean by this

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >related to items you viewed
    >"momazon corporation"
    i swear someone predicted they'd do this exact shit

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't actually deserve better, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Fry really is a good guy.
      You could have a drink with him, play games with him, eat pizza together.
      Honestly, the only problem would be a jealous Bender.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eat pizza together
        WITH ANCHOVIES

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats this about Leela falling for a fricking rock?? Are you kidding?

    The show ended on her and fry spending fricking eternity together WHAT THE FRICK??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it more as her playing into the whole bar wench gig and acting more like arm candy. I think she was the one who noted him being a cheat in the first place and she ditched him in the end while offering Fry some sexy time in the backroom which didnt try with rock guy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        plus, how would that even work sex wise? he's a literal geode .

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Borax Kid from a planet where there are no males and females?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you could ask the same about Steven universe.
            >*ba dum tis*

            but yeah, like what is she gonna stick a rock dong in her breasts or something? that's dumb.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She ditched him because he had nothing to offer.
        Fry is screwed if a genuinely successful guy comes along.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would it be fair to say leela is a gateway drug into getting into monster girls?

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting was ROUGH in this last episode.

    It's been noticeable before but man it REALLY hit hard on this one.

    This really, REALLY needs to be the show's final run.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, give poor Billy a rest, he deserves it.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leela is a prostitute
    possibly
    >and Fry deserves better.
    Unlikely

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever keeps making Futurama threads without it in the title or opening text to ctrl+F is the actual prostitute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's so fricking easy.

      HEY GUYS, GET THIS, right I'm calm, get this. Listen to me. What if, WHAT IF, they mine bitcoin, but it's like cowboy times and like mining gold! HAHAHAHAHA. HA HA HA HA HAAAA *WHEEEZE* FRICK, MY SIDES ARE FRICKING DESTROYED. I literally cannot stop laughing guys, this might be the funniest episode not only of Futurama, but of all time. I can't believe I never thought that mining crypto, could be like mining gold. I can barely even type this out guys I'm laughing so hard. I hope in next week's episode Mario does drugs and Trump is orange.

      Dude, dude, dude.
      Let's do fricking Amazon, dude.

      What do you want for an episode? Bender and the Professor get into business together producing drugs for robots? Fry and Leela get married? The Wongs struggle to keep the ranch with the rise of cloned meat?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fry and Leela get married?
        Well, it would be nice if they could do it again with everyone not frozen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Wongs struggle to keep the ranch with the rise of cloned meat?
        That'd be a classic scifi plot 20 years ago. It's incredible it would be a le current thing episode if made now.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY GUYS, GET THIS, right I'm calm, get this. Listen to me. What if, WHAT IF, they mine bitcoin, but it's like cowboy times and like mining gold! HAHAHAHAHA. HA HA HA HA HAAAA *WHEEEZE* FRICK, MY SIDES ARE FRICKING DESTROYED. I literally cannot stop laughing guys, this might be the funniest episode not only of Futurama, but of all time. I can't believe I never thought that mining crypto, could be like mining gold. I can barely even type this out guys I'm laughing so hard. I hope in next week's episode Mario does drugs and Trump is orange.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, dude, dude.
      Let's do fricking Amazon, dude.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll do it? Do you think Leela really will continue to live with Fry?
    We'll have say goodbye to apartment 1I.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope so, anon. It's really stupid for them to be adverse to change now that the series is primarily made for streaming.

      >Fry and Leela get married?
      Well, it would be nice if they could do it again with everyone not frozen.

      Would you want them to be engaged for a whole season? I'd want their wedding to be a big two-part blowout celebration with sci-fi world-ending hijinxs. And blackjack. And hookers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping they'd be engaged THIS season.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping they would just stay married and keep their memories of the entire experience in frozen time. Just have them be an old couple in young bodies with a dash of prepper-ness is them. They do know how to pack lightly after walking halfway around the world.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The background art on Futurama is so comfy and feels so different from Simpsons.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frys ADHD is so bad that having a prostitute girlfriend is a good fit him.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This could be the first season where the last episode has nothing to do with Fry and Leela.
    Granted, I'm just guessing.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it'd be funny if there was a Leela humilation episode where knibbler forces her into pet play

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd settle for seeing her in more excessively feminine clothes.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So apparently Xmas Story is the first time Fry mentions liking Leela, but then no other episode brings this up again until War is the H Word.
    Which honestly makes me wonder why it took 3 seasons for them to start really pushing for it. Though maybe that's better? Slowly build it up rather than jump straight into it. I don't know, I'm not a writer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fry/Leela shipper here. Their relationship had been building up since the pilot. Fry says he fell in love with Leela "since the day [he] came to the future". That's true. I pinpoint the moment where the two have that heart-to-heart talk in Old New York as the moment Fry developed feelings for her. There's a bunch of moments with romantic undertones throughout the first season such as when the two take shelter in the lunar lander, Fry crying over the thought of Leela getting killed while trying to save him on Trisol, and their shared loneliness on the Titanic. Fry actually first hints at having romantic feelings for Leela in "I Second that Emotion". As Leela is tied up as bait for El Chubranibre and Fry is hanging upside-down, Leela says she loves all living things. Fry asks "Even me?" to which Leela replies "as a friend." Otherwise, Fry has pretty much limited any spoken interest to Leela to just a few moments. "Parasites Lost" is when their relationship fundamentally changes as Fry realizes and admits he loves Leela.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Image because I now am on a computer with access to my library.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't find Leela attractive at all since the Lars arc

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leela was the first cartoon crush I had after learning what jacking off was. I don't give a frick, I still love her to death.l and always will.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Fry to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      more Fryposting please

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          based Fry appreciator

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based on what?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't think about it too hard, Fry. You'll hurt yourself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like a man in a uniform.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This lat episode was pretty weak, the moment they started mentioning bitcoin I knew it was going to be low quality. Topical episodes always come out badly and rely on the gimmick of the premise to carry the story and just frankly lower quality writing.
    Reminds me of the Susan Boil episode. I hope they can bring it back around like they did after that stinker but I'm not holding my breath.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Hermes feel like a COMPLETELY different character?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way? Hermes has always been a limbo connoisseur.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in Futurama is pure
    Even Zoidberg got laid

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fem-Fry awoke something in me…

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leela is a prostitute
    And that's a good thing!

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE’RE SO FRICKING BACK BABY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Calculon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that Kif sigh

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titten

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bender is great

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cubert is ass

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