>Left: barely smiling

>Left: barely smiling
Cheeks puff like somebody farts in his mouth with no air leak.
>Right: grinning like predator
Absolutely normal sized flat cheeks.
Why did I do it /tv? I dont recognize myself anymore...

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is left shopped? Now way he's that bogged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s real…..look up sxsw 2024 Ryan gosling….. fricking hell he looks fricked, what a little b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not surprising for a racemixer. Gave up his blue eyed genes forever to raise border hoppers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you will never have a real ethnostate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will have high status blue eyed white kids that look like me which means I win. Do you think picrel would’ve landed any roles if he had poop brown eyes? He wouldn’t have, he lost the game and I won. His sparkling blue eyed genes are gone

            How did a white guy and a beaner give birth to an asian?

            Mexicans are just tan asians

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Why are white chuds so whiny and pathetic? Go frick white women then instead of gossiping about the love life of a man that doesn't even know you exist.

              Just pointing out that ugly beta males have to mix and raise foreigners who will never get casted in anything because they’re not white like daddy.
              Compare to chad Clint Eastwood and his son

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scott Eastwood can't act for shit and isn't casted on anything of note except minor roles on capeflops. Hard cope

                I will have high status blue eyed white kids that look like me which means I win. Do you think picrel would’ve landed any roles if he had poop brown eyes? He wouldn’t have, he lost the game and I won. His sparkling blue eyed genes are gone

                [...]
                Mexicans are just tan asians

                >I will have high status
                No you won't, hick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say as every race is desperately trying to look as white as possible and date the whitest person they can land. Ask any woman, they would rather date a poor hobo white man than a rich brown or yellow man LOL.
                Gosling is stressed because he failed in life, that is why he looks like shit now. And then he goes home to even more shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gosling is stressed because he failed in life
                >failed in life
                ????

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’s only known for the Barbie movie and he has to raise offspring of a different ethnicity like a cuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you have the right to vote?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >psychobabble
                Sure pal, and at the end of the day you're still a homosexual crying and seething and shitting and cumming while thinking about more successful men late at night. So much for the mighty white man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which one is you? 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why does my brain immediately think the big dude is fricking the asian manlet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's because all asian men are gay for white dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because size is dominance. That works across the species, just because some commie sociologist in his tax subsidized sociology class believes otherwise won't change how it works.
                That's why you need large, imposing enforcers, be it bouncers or cops. Guns are universal equalisers, but size will still prevent the escalation, it's just basic instinct.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scott Eastwood is hot AF and I like him in all the roles I've seen him in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will have high status blue eyed white kids that look like me which means I win. Do you think picrel would’ve landed any roles if he had poop brown eyes? He wouldn’t have, he lost the game and I won. His sparkling blue eyed genes are gone

                [...]
                Mexicans are just tan asians

                Here’s his daughter, looks nothing like him. Beta males always have to racemix with yellows and browns. Goodbye to his weak genes

                Not surprising for a racemixer. Gave up his blue eyed genes forever to raise border hoppers

                Disgusting. Why would anyone do this to themselves?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either a Hollywood humiliation ritual or insecure beta males who think they can’t do any better than a desperate brown or yellow, which will worship any white person that gives them the time of the day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek linus wife is so fricking ugly, its like her face is too small for her head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf man
                Brown people were a mistake

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're not white and you won't have any kids
              you won't even have sex lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys are so lazy with your cringe demoralisation attempts now. It's see through as frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he posted in a demoralization thread aimed at prominent Western celebs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NO SHADOWY israelite PLEASE DON'T HUMILIATE MY SELF INSERT israeliteWOOD PUPPET

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gosling is a "literally me" actor, there's more demoralization in tearing him down and you know it. it's just what this thread is, you can't do anything about that by trying to make it about you.

                if you want to prevent demoralization maybe you should post something positive?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you will never be a woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          g-guys I don’t think h-he is literally m-me anymore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn
          the kid looks moronic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What surgery?

          (You) will never be able to approach a woman like Eva Mendes. Stop seething pajeet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What surgery?
            We at the delusional coping phase already?

            Botox boggening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That kid looks rough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FRICK DID HE DO WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he ate a bad shrimp

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are celebs in some kind of pact to all frick up their faces in the same way so none of them look old or young relative to each other? It's the only thing that makes sense.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is truth or dare. Is Gosling still gosling, with his nonthreatening good looks replaced plastic generic uncanny valley "gud lewks"?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goose has really weak bone structure which ages terribly. He shouldn't have bogged but he was gonna look bad no matter what

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't part of the Hollywood inner circle, so he couldn't get any adrenochrome. Plastic surgery was the next best thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was the it boy playing the young buck to Clooney, Gangster squad + Big Short. He was in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was a child actor he was born into it. Also checking those digits.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s his daughter, looks nothing like him. Beta males always have to racemix with yellows and browns. Goodbye to his weak genes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did a white guy and a beaner give birth to an asian?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The kid was a leftover from one of Hilary Clinton's baby-eating banquets. Being the kind-hearted soul I am, I adopted her before Hilary came back for seconds. Unfortunately Hilary discovered my betrayal and had me bogged as punishment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          apologize for barbie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man, I got mouths to feed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now you know why he disrespected The Simu in this Simulation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprising for a racemixer. Gave up his blue eyed genes forever to raise border hoppers

      Why are white chuds so whiny and pathetic? Go frick white women then instead of gossiping about the love life of a man that doesn't even know you exist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope you fricking moron. You're on Cinemaphile. Go have all the sex with all the super models and you'll never have to see what dahh chuds ever say again.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am no longer the goose. I am Jake Gyllenhaall now.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s for a role!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even figuratively me anymore

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do WMAF kids turn out? i'm expecting my first in 4 months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like Elliot Rodger

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /b/ro’s why did they call him, why did he answer the call?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he do that? Isn't the fade about getting big cheekbones with buccal fat removal procedures?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily Blunt also did it in time for the same movie.
    I guess safety in numbers is the strategy.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was never literally us.
    Casey Affleck (especially as Bob in TAOJJBTCRF) is the real literal us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah dude that's who I identify with.
      Casey Affleck... Leonardo DiCaprio... the incel types.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        point?
        People jerk off over Gosling for Drive.
        Affleck TAOJJBTCRF is much more potent in that same regard.

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