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Graveyard scene is the best and most emotionally powerful scene in the entire franchise, and I'm glad to see it finally recognized as the kino it is.
dumbledore vs Voldemort duel in order of the Phoenix is the best scene of the entire series on and the only time wands actually felt magical besides the ollivanders scene in the first one
Just a bunch of empty cgi special effects. Flashy weightlessness, just like the Grindlewald fight at the end of Secrets.
>empty cgi special effects.
Were you expecting them to use practical magic? How are they "empty", what does that even mean? Flasgy weightlessness? Are you copy pasting this from rotton tomatoes? The scene looks great.
Literally completely soulless, like the rest of the movie. It's Yates shit where they don't say the incantation when casting spells. There's no magic in the later movies.
PoA has good cinematography and stuff, but it feels hollow. GoF has the most soul out of the films and is coming of age kino. It's also the only movie that feels like it's a proper fantasy world with dragons and other mythic creatures.
>PoA has good cinematography and stuff, but it feels hollow
Yes.
>GoF has the most soul out of the films and is coming of age kino
This is just wrong. First 2 movies have the most soul. And GoF is an embarassing adaptation that has all the soul sucked out.
It is the best book in the series, but a trash movie.
I think, as a stand alone movie and disregarding that it is an adaptation, GoF is the strongest and strangest HP movie. It works as a thriller unto itself, and a better Hunger Games than Hunger Games. It has so many odd little touches that give it an eccentric vibe and what I would call soul. The cheesy but
awesome entrance of the other schools, David Tenant's acting, "Barty Crouch... Jr.", etc. It feels like the writer and director were having fun with the film.
This is a highly entertaining performance, and it's a shame he was seen so little in the film. He did that lip licking thing before Joker.
That scene is terrible in the movies, Dumbledore and Voldemort's wands even bond with gooey plasma shit which makese no sense
However the book fight is absolute kino
This. Although to be fair its the same in the books. Most book fights are also described as people flinging different colored streaks of light at each other and this one fight is the exception.
Harry and Hermione dancing in Deathly Hallows Part 1 is the peak scene of the series, this is not even a debate
No, the expecto patronum scene is better. It’s Harry’s most powerful magical feat and he realizes that his dad won’t come and save the day. He has to be the one to do it.
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>Left
Edgy Cuaron shit
>Right
Teen drama kino
>Voldemort comes back
>forgets that his arch nemesis is trapped
>decides to starts monologuing at him instead of consuming Harry off
if you don't think PoA is the best HP film by a fricking mile then you have no right to even use the word kino and should frick off and consoom more capeshit and also you're a homosexual
Buttmad brainless follower of popular opinion.
goblet of fire is probably THE most butchered film of the franchise along with half blood prince
just in terms of how poorly they adapted the book
gave basically no time to the various mystery strands running through the book
there are so many unintentionally funny line deliveries in it though
This has been said a lot, but who the frick honestly cares that they axed a subplot about Hermione freeing the house slaves or whatever. They made the dragon sequence so much better, and it became one of the most iconic moments. Also the Harry vs. Voldemort battle in this is so much better than the one in Deathly Hallows. You should take the movies as their own thing and not compare them that stringently to the books. The funny lines and moments are intentional. The movie has an off-kilter vibe, starting with the altered opening title music.
I don't care that they dropped the house elves plot, that was a good decision because it didn't really go anywhere and would have been a distraction from the main mystery plots, who put his name in the goblet, the fred & george blackmail stuff, barty crouch's strange behaviour
I just think those weren't given enough time so the ending feels really rushed in the film
plus we know basically nothing about barty crouch jr except he gurns and licks himself and says ELLO FATHA
>You should take the movies as their own thing and not compare them that stringently to the books
I would agree but they remove so much to the books without adding anything new or good in return. They remove so much that a lot of it doesn't even make sense, like by taking out the Ludo Bagman stuff they completely kill the "whodunnit" aspect of the book, which is probably why there's that ridiculously exaggerated "Barty Crouch........ JUNIOR" scene, because there's no point playing the whodunnit aspect with so much missing.
The final Voldemort scene in the movies being bad is probably because they had omitted so much from the movies at that point that you could barely make sense of what's happening there. I don't even remember if they bother going into the wand connection between Harry and Voldemort that much in the Goblet of Fire, but I don't think they do.
I kove both
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Its a bookgay vs moviegay episode
HP1: Best Lighting
HP2: Best Sets
HP3: Best Cinematography
HP4: Best Monsters
HP5: The Team Up Movie
HP6: Most School Stuff
HP7: Most Dialogue
HP7-2: Action Movie
Also best music for HP3
GoF is probably my least favorite of the bunch. Pacing is weird, dialogue is weird, CGI looks great at times (The dragon, and underwater scenes looked ok) and fricking awful at other times (Quidditch World Cup, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances.)
The climax of the film was terribly rushed, while they spent way too much time on the coming of age stuff, there's no reason the Yule Ball needed to be as important as it was in this movie. Line deliveries are also always hilarious in this film, I like how Barty Crouch looked like Hitler, and I like how Cedric comes off as really fricking gay for Harry every time he talks to him.
They both have Emma Watson so both are kino.
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Philosopher's Stone > Deathly Hallows 1 > Chamber of Secrets > Prisoner of Azkaban > Deathly Hallows 2 > Order of the Phoenix > Goblet of Fire > Half Blood Prince
Part 2 is better than part 1. Part 1 was just twilight crap, the forced love triangle was embarrassing
Every Harry Potter film (not fantastic beasts) is pure kino. Any "opinion" that differs from this is objectively wrong.
Nah, David Yate's movies aren't kino. Half-Blood Prince comes closest but it still sucks. He directed the Fantastic Beasts movies too.