Left or right?

Left or right?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. Kari Wahlgren's voice does it for me.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right likes older men only

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why I choose her

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in my day we didnt care about a womans preference

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back in your day you didnt care about a women's consent either

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's the joke. moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM OF BEEKEEPING AGE
      I AM OF BEEKEEPING AGE
      I AM OF BEEKEEPING AGE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'll be 46 in August so I may be considered "older" to her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        considering she's in high school
        yeah obv you'd be considered older

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 26 but I'm a dad and keep animals, do you think I'd be eligible?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left gonna frick that plumbus.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got ruined by the Harmon regime, so you'll have to settle for Summer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tricia's still cool but otherwise I completely agree. They deliberately ruined every attractive woman in the series
      >Tammy's dead
      >Jessica's a "time god" now and will likely never return
      >Beth and Space Beth are inconsistent as frick
      >Summer is a huge b***h and not in a likable way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Planetina

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica is hot as frick and if it was anyone other than Tricia I would choose her, but Tricia.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the design decision behind the pupils being mspaint spray can style?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrying over some of the janky aesthetic of the show's precursor, which is shitty just because.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decision made by the same CalArt type gays that destroyed the show for no reason.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who Justin Roiland the guy who specifically requested it as part of the model references?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's annoying that they let Summer partake in alien orgies but Morty can never get with the human girl he likes because "lol virgin" jokes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure morty fricked a bunch of mermaids

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    both girls got removed from the show.
    this shit is becoming fairly oddparents again.
    the show is running for so many years they dont have new ideas and replace characters with new forgettable ones

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose option three.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry with a pony tail

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No matter how many times it's said, it will not deter me from finding her cute

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left

      Based

      This is correct too

      I just love redheads tbh

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlene

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily right

  12. 10 months ago
    Smaugchad

    Left hands down for me but I am white after all.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the current status of this show?
    Roiland was cleared from charges, but he won't go back?
    Without him are they able to run the show?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's had no creative input on the show since season 4, it's pretty much just the voices they're replacing

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tricia. She looks like she's the type you can easily emotionally control, and would pretend to be into incredibly kinky-weird shit while secretly being extremely nervous and overwhelmed when it happens.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can easily emotionally contro
      If you've got the energy to continuously play into daddy issues, sure

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that's weak and simple. You need to wring her neck with her daddy-addiction and turn it into a Master situation instead, by pushing her slowly but steadily past the daddy issues and more towards "My emotional and sexual well-being is entirely under his control". Takes time and work but it's a lot more rewarding than the frankly boring daddy fetishes women like that fall victim to.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please, teach me your ways, wise one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that comic is great and weirdly comfy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Whatever criticisms I have, he makes women look feminine and sensual and that goes a LONG way, and it's really nice it wasn't some boring humiliation comic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          agreed.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tricia. All day every day.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    right

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica's feet, it's canon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really the only one in the show? Thought there’d be more since it’s adult swim

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there’s up other underwear scenes but not with her

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sexualising teenage girls

    We should have known Justin Roiland was a groomer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is every single story that involves a high school

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People only pretend not to be attracted to teenagers, making them attractive in the show means nothing. Spitting cringe game at 15 year olds is where he erred.

  19. 10 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    option 4, Nancy from Summer's flute class

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morty!

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither.
    And no, Summer is fricking ugly too.
    Jacqueline is where it's at, literally "Better Jessica"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally "Better Jessica"
      Indeed.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Rich and Morty, so knowing nothing about these characters I'm picking the redhead.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS RICK

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me lying face up as they both sit on me

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as one of them takes all of Summer's screen time, I don't care. I hate that ugly b***h.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    planetina best girl

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not depicted: the fact that Tricia's breasts are 2x bigger than Jessica's without accounting for underbust

    Jessica is great, but if neither are legal and I'm just risking it all, I want Tricia. Right.

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