I began watching this on a whim and within the first 12 minutes I already know it's a Cinemaphile movie. Is this some kind of thinly-veiled love story, or is it something else? What should I expect, without spoilers please?
Leon: The Professional
I began watching this on a whim and within the first 12 minutes I already know it's a Cinemaphile movie. Is this some kind of thinly-veiled love story, or is it something else? What should I expect, without spoilers please?
Keep the door open anon. Haha.
I don't know what you mean. Is this a meme?
>little cousins come over
>want to watch a movie
>set it up and sit down to watch with them
>mom comes in and tells me to keep the door open
What did she mean by this?
Your mother is a paranoid c**t who thinks you are going to rape your little cousin, your little cousin!
what a b***h, what a c**t your mother is for thinking that about you!
You should not forget this slight, the second she starts to lose her mental faculties due to age you should dump her in the worst age care facility you can find.
no the mother knows that the cousin is going to make a move or falsely accuse
your mom's a little kinky and likes to watch
french erotique cinema
this thing is pretty tame frenchies can be savages with ageplay
This really. French cinema is on some whole nother level of weird shit. I remember watching Titane and was massively confused at the super homosexualy, but somehow not gay, dance party that all the male firefighters would have with each other at the station at night after work.
>within the first 12 minutes I already know it's a Cinemaphile movie
What? No, its an evil e-girl hurting movie. Horrible trash
>No, its an evil e-girl hurting movie
It seems wholesome so far.
>forcing a little girl to smoke is "wholesome"
You might want to consider suicide
>forcing
She never smokes it though. She's sitting there holding a fake cigarette and you're sperging out. homosexual.
Half of the moron zoomer redditors who care about that vape anyway
>the note
It's wholesome af my homie
Last time I said Leon was a good movie I was permabanned so trend lightly.
Be careful when talking to this guy. The mods like him and give him special treatment
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>Last time I said Leon was a good movie I was permabanned
Ha, good. e-girl haters like you deserve bans
>The mods like him and give him special treatment
Mods hate me. I get banned all the time for nothing. Mods are gays
>so happy ending?
Its not a happy ending, just life goes on. And her family were terrible why would she be upset about them being dead?
what does cussy smell like?
>without spoilers
that's going to be tough, chief
you either get the point, or you don't
Luc Besson is awful.
>Is this some kind of thinly-veiled love story, or is it something else?
It's what Cinemaphile calls "dicky"... Same reason a lot of people here like anime
This movie seems inappropriate, does it get more lewd than the try on scene?
there are around three panty shots in the film but that's it
It's French, you know what to expect.
A cute love story? I didn't know "French cinema" like this even existed
>fat child abusing bastard
I fricking hate the French
Maybe people should stop making threads about this terrible movie
Why does this smoking homosexual turn up in any thread that mentions Leon. He's almost as autistic as sharktalegay.
I honestly have always thought Leon was a little overrated. Gary Oldman always delivers tho.
France rhymes with nonce. Coincidence?
>You have given me a taste for life. I want to live together, to sleep in a bed, to have roots
>I love you
>I love you, too
What did they mean by this?
you've never had a little girl tell you she loves you?
Not one who wasn't related to me, of course. Maybe when I was a little boy.
too bad anon
The ending was dumb. Her family and everyone she cared about is dead but I guess she's going to school so happy ending????
The rogue detectives that wanted to kill her were dead, so she was safe. And Leon the autistic loner found that he cared enough about someone to sacrifice himself to save them. So, yes it was a bittersweet ending.
You are a colossal fricking homosexual.
Leon is a good movie, solid kino.
>No women, no kids