>less than 2 weeks away. >absolutely zero hype anywhere

>less than 2 weeks away
>absolutely zero hype anywhere
DUNC bros, we lost...

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they releasing this shit in February? Literally worst month to release a movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The summer movie season is obsolete. Studios started releasing their slop earlier and earlier to get ahead of the competition and it somehow paid off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually released in March, you illiterate fricking moron.

      It’s also the perfect month because I just rewatched part 1 today. I don’t want to wait until summer to see the only good movie in the past 4 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        29th of Feb where I am

        Checkmate gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunc on b***h homies

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know they dropped the ball by releasing half of a movie and then waiting 3 years to release the other half.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, I can still enjoy things even if no one else did.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna watch it and enjoy it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of making these moronic doompost threads when it's obvious this movie will be a big success?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The film will not do very well at the box office. They will collect 500-600 million - there will be no 3rd part.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually it'll be painted as a palestine metaphor and be viral love/hate watched by easily manipulated people but they wanna keep it "grassroots" so no big fanfare

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick I'm coomming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The film will not do very well at the box office.
      >They will collect 500-600 million
      These are conflicting statements. The movies budget is $137m and therefore needs $343m to break even

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot about the advertising budget - which is a hundred million+/-. Plus, at the global box office, the studio does not receive 50% of the fees.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first one sucked donkey dicks
    Villeneuve is a homosexual

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit story
    >shit acting
    >autist director
    >mom is the only fappable character
    >literally don't know what the frick is going on and almost feel like this is the second movie and I didn't watch the first

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had no excitement for the first one and hated pretty much everything I'd heard and seen of it, but I watched it because I like Dune and thought it was overall fine as long as I didn't think about it at all. I expect this part will be the same. I've got the hating everything about it part down, at least.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no hype
    I wish I don't have to literally fight to get good seats for the first and second week

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just cant with dunc. I mean you got certified kino story, you got certified kino support cast and you main two zoomer personality voids in a dustfest of monochrome

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    re-cast zendaya and I might enjoy the movie

    she is so annoying and cast for her general ethnic vagueness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell are you typing?
      She bears half of the advertising campaign with her outfits alone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you saying there's no other hot piece of ass that could do it better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen her spacesuit? No other actress is going to wear that kind of shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >other hot piece of ass
          oh no no no, so zoomers really?

          after reading the book i think dunc is kind of shit actually so i don't care about the sequel anymore

          it doesnt seem to have aged well at all, probably really good at the time

          boomer here, imo it's not bad for a reading, but after you know the story there is not much left to add. If you already watched the ancient dune movie it is a chore to sit through it again. DUNC is for people who did neither I guess

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I think I've just seen so many things inspired by dune without actually reading dune that it doesnt feel as interesting. And being spoiled about the plot over the years.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I phrased it poorly, but no I dont think zendaya is attractive for a superstar. I think her acting also sucks, so what I meant was any other hot girl would be better since she doesnt have any redeeming qualities

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Emperor going to appear this film?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, played by Christopher Walken

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dis flick is dogshit

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya’s character was very uninteresting.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    after reading the book i think dunc is kind of shit actually so i don't care about the sequel anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt seem to have aged well at all, probably really good at the time

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how every letter is the same shape turned in a different direction, I never read it as dunk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually four U's a reference to Cinemaphile's hit album
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=837&v=BJroOnp7-Rg

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have tickets to see it at the Waterloo IMAX. Very based

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First movie was a cure for insomnia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I have insomnia, I turn on Red Letter Media videos. It knocks me out instantly, as long as Rich doesn’t start laughing at the beginning of the video.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DOONK
    Seriously that awkward-ass font and its subconscious implications absolutely ruined these movies' chances at success. It's kinda funny.

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