So Brie is playing a smart female. What do you think?
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Lessons in Chemistry
So Brie is playing a smart female. What do you think?
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I'm thinking kino
He got in there and got a handful of good pump in before she stabbed him with the pencil. Must have been some sweet pussy.
>strong woman
>white rapist
>40 year old playing highschooler
Yeah pass.
Everybody Rapes Brie
and thats a good thing
Imagine being a woman and willingly filming this shit
More than a couple takes im sure
There's no nudity in that scene whatsoever. To any women, it's a women badass and white incel men bad scene.
Clearly a mathematician.
Literally me
>gets raped
>stabs the man
>fierce, resilient look
an oscar nom please
The frick was he doing with his hand? Trying to grate some cheese?
virgin alert!
Before the 1980's self starter standardization, pussies had to be manually cranked
I think he's supposed to be giving his dick a few tugs to get hard
>Trying to grate some cheese?
Yes. brie, actually
>smart female
surely this is a joke?
when women think they're smart, it can be cute, like when they're le mad, but when they get arrogant and try to think they should be running things because they think theyre so smart, that's when its no longer cute and becomes ugly and destructive
>0:24
that killed my boner
>in her head
>dont think about dicks dont think about dicks dont think about dicks dont think about dicks dont think about dicks dont think about dicks dont think about how i want to get raped by dicks shit
>Frick with the cheese, get stabbed.
Based powerwaifu.
Does this happen in the character's imagination?
Talking about imagination...
did she seriously post that? kek
what was her intention? what replies did she expect?
Women love rape fantasies, way more than men.
Apparently the highest consumers of rape and gangbang porn are women and gay men.
I've no idea how they quantified that but recall reading it numerous times.
I can't consume gangbang because the last thing I want to see is penises everywhere.
>gfs biggest fantasy is to be raped by a homeless guy with aids
meanwhile i just want a hj from a nurse
This thread alone points to the opposite, man.
How?
Every third post is a horny anon wanting to rape Brie.
How do you know it’s not actually Brie posting here
How does that point to the opposite of women loving rape fantasies?
I don't see any women here. Do you?
I don't see anyone. I see a bunch of anonymous posters.
>implying i'm horny
this might shock you, but we're not really the average male.
Men want to cum and assert dominance. That's it, after they're drained they'll go back to whatever fits their fancy. Women dream about getting raped day and night because it subconsciously validates them. If half the gays ITT jacked off just before entering, you'd have far less rape fantasy posts coming from them.
>men want to rape
That's what I'm saying, you stupid illiterate.
Reading comprehension: moron level.
Stop posting.
Reddit spacing so you get extra mad.
>i'm gonna shit my pants to make you mad 😉
It clearly worked. Time to eat shit.
>moron is also into eating shit
You israeli, by any chance?
>trying to come back at me with non-witty remarks
Holy shit, the asspain meter is going haywire!
>doesn't even try to deny it
My bad, Rabbi. Enjoy your lunch.
>implying i'm not jacking it off to anons posts about brie right now while i have 17 brie vids on 2 other monitors
kill jester
*sighs*
Brie is high-strung and annoyingly feminist. So it's very likely all her sex fantasies just end with
>"and then he just has his way with me".
Stunning and brave
*downloads episode immediately
>Ms. Larson surely we don't need to do forty takes
>We're done when I say we're done
Kek
Based
her commitment is admirable
need dommy mommy brie wife
fixed
She is so bad at acting.
Brie is 40 years old and not Japanese
which is why he has to beat it relentlessly like that to get it up
>the 1950’s weren’t wholesome!
>girls were being raped by their chemistry teachers all the time
Imagine thinking rape in school was more common in 1950ms america than today
Women love fantasising about being raped; like 80% of women's shows and movies are about them getting raped.
yet again Cinemaphile fails to protect she
I protected her from a rat once
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sounds like a story of high adventure from days long gone
me as her dad hanging out with her in my underwear
I WANT TO KISS BRIE!
this is awful.
fat homeless dexter who can't act, brie trying to carry the scene, utterly atrocious writing. no feelings whatsoever, just words.
buck status: broken
Is it just me or does she kind of look like Allison Mack?
Imagine living back in the 50s and raping women with impunity. No way their brothers or fathers would stick an axe into the back of your head.
>I get to watch Brie get raped for a few blissful moments
>The other crowd gets to watch their Yas Queen Slay moment
Producers having their cake and eating it too.
We're all doomed.
Does she show her cute little jiggly butt? If not I'm not interested.
I think she has a very square face.
She fits into this kind of role a lot better than the superhero schtick though.
how is this not considered blackface
NEW BRIENO?
she's done
Why do they still use the black dress pic?
horny clickbait
it's the best she has ever looked.
i have a better question.
Why isn't she using the black dress anymore?
post brie breasts
Whoops, accidently posted brie butt, my bad
imagine raping that butt
You'd regret attempting.
Who's body? Mia Malkova?
that's brie larson
my chemistry teacher was an old b***h BUT she once said that I'm the only one who understands the subject in front of the whole class
Ha that's what I do with my stupid students to motivate others
I don't care what others say. I still want Queen Brie to dominate me.
>another all men bad, yass queen show
hard pass
> What do you think?
Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers a cute.
A. CUTE!
one of us needs to get a job at abc and get the 4k archive of all the black dress brie
>brie wife listening after a long day
I'm willing to believe this was a double. If I see her in any other photo or setting besides that Jimmy Kimmel show, she's meh but in this she has insane sex appeal. What gives? Is it the pumped up cleavage?
not even white dress brie?
STOP STARING UP MY BREASTS YOU FRICKING MYSOGNISTS
YOU FRICKING MEN
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO RAPE ME YOU ANIMALS?
>"Now Brie, smile on command just like we practiced. I know it hurts but people expect it."
I find her really fricking hot and her whole feminist shtick makes it even hotter. I'd imagine she's addicted to dick and being submissive in private but goes on these tirades as a show-off to her woke peers.
top tier hair+makeup artist plus the dress is doing a LOT of work
maybe some coke too because for once she didn't look dead inside
The breasts that saved Cinemaphile
thank you booba wife brie boobs
That she is getting older and its harder for cgi artists to hide it
finally someone mentions the boobs
I don't think she has to play a smart female
>Plays Envy Adams in Scott Pilgrim
>Envy Adams is described in the story as the most beautiful woman in the world
It can't be a coincedence
>no friend to jerk me off to brie
boring
where do you live
Ah yes, a cold night in Leicester Square, the public are wrapped up warm behind the barriers but the actors are expected to wear as little as possible. She must have been freezing.
They tend to have standing heaters out of shot.
that or industrial strength tape to contain those cold hard nips
Feet detected.
>OH N-
Crust is kang and all that. Also support LGBTQ, our black pastor demands it.
when will our white genocide end?
>Brie plays a school teacher
Okay might be good
>She was a highly acclaimed Scientist, but got 'cancelled' and now has to work with less skilled men who mansplain to her while she rolls her eyes at the camera
No thanks
Funny idea. Still not watching it though
consensual hand holding with brianne
Awful casting choice.
She's a producer for the show. She cast herself.
>most sites filter rape or forced
how do you even find good rape porn
guess that's the comfy brie thread ruined
Brie would need to be likable for a comfy Brie thread to be possible
just post more bree
Go ladies! its about time we fought back against the oppressive patriarchy!
>go ladies
>says a multi billion dollar company to their audience consisting of 95% males
>they tried this once with the first captain marvel, the most obnoxious feminist as the lead actress along with the marketing to pair it as the new girl boss era
>even the subhuman basedfaces that consume marvelslop was displeased
>they keep forcing it
What do they expect?
Ha anyone seen this and is it watchable?
It's Mad Men-lite for women. It's a chick show and nothing more. Cinemaphile is about as far away as possible at being the target audience.
>It's Mad Men-lite for women.
Thanks for confirming, it did look like it would be that. Alright, time to watch anime.
I think Brie should marry me.
Does she get naked and frick her students?
Damn, she's aging like brie.
>tfw nobody even gave you a pity upvote
> Brie the Scientist
> The actress did not attend any school, instead she was home-schooled.
Acting!
Is this like a personal attack or something?
i'm 10 minutes in and she hasn't smiled yet kek this is true Briecore
fricking hell she smiled at a man at 26 minutes, frick this i'm out
She starts cooking for a man in another 5 minutes, hang in there.
ITS NOT FAIR
I don't get the point of a fictional period piece like this.
>Walk into chemistry class
>Teacher walks in
>'Good morning class, I'm Dr. Brie Larson and I'll be your teacher for this year. Call me Brie!'
Wat do?
>Walk into sex ed class
>Teacher walks in
>'Good morning class, I'm Dr. Brie Larson and I'll be your teacher for this year. Call me Brie!'
>Has you expelled because you dared talk to her
that doesn't make any sense
realistically i would be expelled for exposing my penis to her
You wouldn't even get that far. She would see a white male and rage.
Insecure beta projection
no it's okay when SHE does it.
i completely ignore women for the most part now. I don't even stare at their booty in yoga pants.
The only time I don't ignore women now is when I notice one is about to come through same door, and I slam door behind me.
Reminder this movie is based on a fictional book written by some cat lady that came out last year
They aren’t even waiting a while to give the appearance that it’s organic
>A guy at the airport hit on me! AAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAANE
she was dating a boy at the time
>I'm not interested, thanks
Literally all it takes
But let's try to ruin his life with tweets instead
funny her tweets don't mention that. instead, her tweet talks about To LIVE LIFE AS A WOMANNNNN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in between posting pics of herself bawdted up
how dare that lowly peon
God she's such a c**t
If she really does have a boyfriend I feel sorry for the poor bastard
Brie's mother was an angry divorced woman who raised Brie to hate men. Then Brie had one brief moment of love, but then her fiance dumped her at the alter.
She's got issues.
I wish Brie would poke me.
Finally! Was getting worried this show wouldn't be diverse.
>It's okay. I'm one of the good white people.
These shows are beyond parody at this point
I-IS THAT BLACK FOLX???? OOOOOOO I'M GOING INAAAAAAAANE
Can't watch a movie if it doesn't have africans dancing an singing for my entertainment. I wouldn't feel virtuous
> Welcome home daddy!
Damn, he just went out for smokes, are they really throwing him a party just for coming back?
Do anyone of them try to rape her or is it only the white men that are evil?
Just like real life, white men commit the vast majority of violent crime
BWAAHHAAAAAAAAAA
No breasts. No ass. What is the appeal?
Ah, yes, the worst ass in the world.
wood spank
bunda
>welcome home Daddy!
back from prison?
Her eggs are all sour and rotten
great that means i can blast sperm loads without fear
>great that means i can blast sperm loads without purpose
ftfy
How many eggs have you inseminated little guy?
__ ____ ____?
The experts say yes
>smart character written by dumb people
no thanks
>still seething about a 6 year old tweet
Mindbroken
Brie is going down
She's actually a good actress. She just has "personaliy issues." Them transferring her role in the MCU to the other two is what's gonna frick it up.
Yeah she's an autist and likes showing her nipples that's why we love her. Who cares about the marvelslop she's in
But noticing them makes you totally sexist.
I seriously doubt she thinks that. She flaunts her body because she wants people to see
Decent pit game, but I've seen better.
Of course she doesn't think that. But she'll screech it for dollars
Stop consooming headlines, your life will greatly improve
stop consooming attention prostitutes
Follow your own advice
she's not gonna frick you, you simp.
>she has breasts so ignore all her obnoxious behavior
>she's a celebrity so I must care about her opinions and save 6 year old tweets to whine about on Cinemaphile
It's hilarious how little self awareness briehaters have
nope, she still aint gonna frick you, no matter how much you post.
If anything, you'd probably disgust her with every defense post you make.
I have no delusions about fricking her. Your second sentence is projection btw
I'm just trying to figure out your point. breasts are breasts. there's any number of better girls to fap over. You don't give a shit about her her horrible personality, but you'll make fifty more posts white knighting her for some reason.
WAAAAAAIT a minute. She has a shitty new Marvel movie out.
You're Disney Shill. Now I get it!
nta but just pathetic man
>y-youre an incel!
>w-wait youre a shill!
call him a troony next
when did anyone call you an incel? Only homosexuals like you use that word?
Not fooling anyone, Mr Mouse
I would choose her instead of Ramona
HDYRWSM?
Well, she does have experience playing fictional characters.
she should wear that black booba dress again
She wouldn't look the same. Her body has gotten worse in the years since that moment.
sounds like her most challenging role yet.
Brie Larson has a twelve inch penis
What a fricking schizo sperg kek
*ahem* I said "sounds like her most challenging role yet!"
Surprised they don't have her wearing glasses so we all know she's "smart"
brie is a real life angel
Looks like a cafeteria worker.
I will now become your customer
>at lunch with my colleagues
>this show comes up
>i say "oh i heard bree olson is good in it"
>people nod
>i quickly correct and say "i mean brie larsen"
>1 or 2 people give me a knowing look
heh
kek there's some podcast she did years ago where she mention there's a pornstar with the name Bree
first episode seemed very preachy, I think I'll pass
So she's done with Marvel, officially?
It's more accurate to say that Marvel is done with her.
They were the ones who approached her to do it, several times
No they didn't.
lol they literally did, lmao even at your comment
>No source
https://screenrant.com/brie-larson-originally-turned-down-captain-marvel/
Why is every thing Apple+ makes is mega level pozzed except the Snoopy show. Steve Jobs must be spinning in his grave.
This is the same company where Tim Cook groveled in front of a sassy fat black women
She looks like Nina Hartley here.
True to life.
I kinda feel sorry for her. She can't do porn. Complains about every legit role she gets. I guess she could play a slice of bread on the food chart
>Complains about every legit role she gets
Pornbrains are the dumbest people on earth
Women in STEM propaganda. Pass
"Dammit Brie -- the cameras are rolling. Emote!"
Brie displays her emotional range.
Why doesn't she know how to be expressive? You're an actor. ACT.
>runs the gamut from A to A!
"Brie -- you forgot to breath again. Breath!"
>breath
good morning sir
> Takes the time to point out a spelling error in an anonymous post, on a thread, on a sub, of a chan.
bloody baster bich
>plebbit homosexual reveals itself
NTA but that's how she spells it too. Probably autism.
meant for
my stupid wife brie
*briethe
this is undeniable proof she posts here
bump
I don't see the link
ok brie
shire because of her feet, breathe underwater, no idea
That is true she would fit right in
She can't spell breathe.
>the incels are hatewatching
Mind. Broken.
"Gosh Anon -- thanks for taking us to see Brie's new show Lessons in Chemistry. Now drive us back to our apartment, then leave."
Brie is a smart woman so that should be pretty easy for her.
for sure, that's the person I think of when I hear "smart"
What is she doing? Doesn't she know that food can't be fun?
>saves Cinemaphile
Everybody thank Brie. Thank you Brie
>to be a woman is to live life on the defensive
schizo alert
go to bed, Brie. clean your damn feet too.
>objectifying women will ya? not on my watch!
Brie won
>Lessons in Chemistry
>Not based on a true story
>Lessons in Chemistry is not based on a true story12. The show is based on a work of fiction by Bonnie Garmus1. However, the author says she had her mother's "entire generation in mind" when she wrote Lessons in Chemistry1.
So, this is another ladies fantasy that will never exist, ever.
How did Brie became the chud Queen?
I would
any red-blooded virile man would
>smart female
That's an oxymoron
Don't use the word "female" when you're talking about people. That's a big red flag.
i'm a simple, straight male, i see boobies, i fap. real, fake, pushed up, doesn't matter. brie boobies especially are a tasty fap treat.
What is more impossible a smart non sexprest/racist incel chud or a dumb female?
a fat screeching troony is the most common.
I thought it was an okay show, but they really hit me with the feminist snow shovel in the face like chilly frickin willy
It was a chick lit book for women made into a chick show for women. Why would you ever think you were the target audience?
Took you three hours to come up with that one
I love Brianne!
Good post
STOP TRYING TO MAKE BRIE LARSON HAPPEN!
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
>billion dollar movie
>daily threads
she happened
is this really her?
yeah but i dunno how she could afford airpods
I was going to reply to something but thought the thread woupd already be dead so just kept reading. now I see it's alive and have forgotten what I was going to say
love you bros