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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 in every 3 Cinemaphile posters look just like this homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I look like jake glinglenhall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a disgusting black person. Who are you to talk shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go say that to a brotha and I guarantee you get your cracker ass beat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 6'3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So am I lol
            I'm also 320lbs and a former linebacker in highschool, and I lift weights 5 times a week. I ain't scared of no lanky whiteboy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i-i u-used to be a-a l-linebacker
              fatty cope. your glory days are behind you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd still snap you like a pretzel stick if you ever said racist shit to me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop larping you fat frick, everyone knows you won't do shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fat and a Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                obesity is very prevalent in black communities

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd dropkick you square in the chorizo frankenweiner

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >320
              god damn, and here i am disgusted with myself for being 6'3" 250

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 6'3 and 215 and I'm disgusted with myself. I used to be 190 until last summer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What happened last summer?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anti depressants.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how tf are you depressed at 6'3"?
                Literally go outside and take your pick of b***hes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm very autistic, and my girlfriend is real b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh frick.
                Are you less depressed, at least?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm also 320lbs
              holy FRICK how are americans this fat?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >320lbs
              Lard ass Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did they get away with that, LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been OK to make fun of fat people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It should be mandatory tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      later zoomer homie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YO OCK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SURE! SURE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't forget to cop that bev yes sir

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are fatties so entitled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the excess nutrients messes with their brains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around. Being entitled makes you fat, because you lack self restraint.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone else noticed how fatties will always position themselves in the middle of rooms and in other inconvenient places? It must be a petty dominance thing with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro If I was in that hallway I would "trip" over him on purpose and break his laptop in half

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then he'd sit on you and kill you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're used to throwing their weight around, and get upset when they're not allowed to.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh does that fish have pubic hair

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate fat people

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"that'll be $21.99 would you like to pay immediately or apply for a financing plan?"
      >"ahh just use my creditcard, i've an incredibly nice credit score"
      Jew.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the "bossy" necessary? Are there places that don't serve all beef patties?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get out the couch shaqweesha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We serve food here sir

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sure is summer in here

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Squidward so smug when he was just a cashier at a fast food joint?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm obese and like to fart in stores to cause people to feel sick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any stories? Have people caught and heard you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, they know. But nobody has the balls to say anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really, really hope you're a girl

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a disgusting black person. Who are you to talk shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather be bubble bass than be black.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a neighbor named Earl that looked, dressed and sounded just like him. He was also into CP and said it was ok to look but not touch. In 2016 his hpuse was raided and he was hauled off. He ended up dying in the fall of 2019.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my boss has the exact same figure as bubble bass, man breasts and all. he also has disgusting long hair

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just team up to kill Bubble Bass

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