LET ME JUST RUB MY FINGERS ON SOME SHIT ON THIS ALIEN PLANET THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AND PUT IT ON MY TONGUE
*PTOOIE*
IT'S SALT.
HEY, DID YOU GET THAT, PERSON WHO IS VIEWING THIS FILM?
I SAID THAT THE SURFACE OF THE PLANET IS MOSTLY SALT. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S SALT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? CRAZY HUH? THE HANDSOME AND TOTALLY COOL DIRECTOR THOUGHT OF THAT AND MADE HIS IDEA A REALITY IN THE FILM THAT YOU ARE NOW VIEWING.
*ding*
how can you gays still talk about these movies, they’re shit yes we all know, move on
no
you gays made this bed
now you get to be fricked in it
Licking random chemicals is how chemists characterized their reaction products back before the entire field cucked out to "safety regulations".
fricking big government holding back science
The ol spicy screwdriver
>still triggering chuds half a decade later
Yeah, I'm thinking that line is based
*upvoted*
it's sodium chloride
So sorry. Have you tried crying into your own butthole, standing on your head in your front lawn, and becoming a birdbath?
Why is it mirrored?
to bypass the md5 filters of ppl who're tired of talking about this shit movie
The could have had one daring the other to eat it.
>Dude they said it was salt in the briefing
>Frick off. Prove it
they should have had a posh french guy sprinkle some of it into a huge pot of crab souffle on a camping stove burner and then the he puts on a bib and lays out a tablecloth and candelabra on a storage crate
> this salt really pulls out the flavour of these steamed clams
>Dude they said it was salt in the briefing
People zone out during briefings.
This actually works and is also funny.
Unrelated but I swear every movie needs at least one autist on staff to point out obviously dumb shit. It's quite poinient that one anon can suggest a better line with half a second's though. I hope they just don't give a frick/are lazy/fricking moronic because the thought of them doing this dumb shit on purpose is depressing.
Random anon better than Hollywood writers, many such cases.
They had to dig a trench in it first. Surely they would have noticed before then
If he said “it’s shit,” I’d have been back on board for the rest of the train wreck.
>symbolically tasting the movie and telling the audience what they are all thinking
Pure, unadulterated, kino.
>Let's retreat to the salt planet Crait, there is an old rebel base there
its that easy
Back to the 'ol salt mines.
Salt, in
>omg who would put random salt in their mouth? shit writing!
>yeah it makes sense anakin would murder dozens of children. I mean, he was like, scared and manipulated and stuff! good writing!
I don't like either, Rian.
After the movie came out a real geologist (and a Disney shill apparently) said the scene was totally realistic and valid because tasting unkonw substances is what geologists do apparently.
This, I'm an archeologist and discovered a fossilized triceratops turd just by licking it.
how is the trilogy, rian?
>child solider that was taken away from his slave mother has issues after finding her and she dies in his arms
yeah, no that's totally awful writing
I miss Jar Jar Binks
>no idea where this is from
>see people talking about Star Wars
>reverse image search
>The Last Jedi
Lmao
Enjoy the ride.
I never bothered with the new films, about the only thing I watched was Andor and that one was alright, nothing special, but enjoyable.
>think of bad idea
>do the opposite of bad idea
>haha you thought I was going to do bad idea
genius
>sees a lump of brown stuff on the ground
>taste it
>"it's shit"
I dont even like TLJ and I have no idea why this line triggers people on Cinemaphile so much. Is it autism?
Rian, you're not fooling anyone.
They should have had Leia calling it pure columbian midiclorians, snorting a pile of it, and crush the (male) Supremacy spaceship with the force. All while Dance of the Fates plays and random light flashes murder the weak viewers in the cinema
From my point of view, it tasted like sugar.
No, it was that little troony's way of saying SW fans will be salty about how he subverted their expectations (of competent film-making).
I hate salt, it's rough and coarse and gets everywhere.
Somebody pass the salt.