LET ME JUST RUB MY FINGERS ON SOME SHIT ON THIS ALIEN PLANET THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AND PUT IT ON MY TONGUE

LET ME JUST RUB MY FINGERS ON SOME SHIT ON THIS ALIEN PLANET THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AND PUT IT ON MY TONGUE
*PTOOIE*
IT'S SALT.
HEY, DID YOU GET THAT, PERSON WHO IS VIEWING THIS FILM?
I SAID THAT THE SURFACE OF THE PLANET IS MOSTLY SALT. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S SALT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? CRAZY HUH? THE HANDSOME AND TOTALLY COOL DIRECTOR THOUGHT OF THAT AND MADE HIS IDEA A REALITY IN THE FILM THAT YOU ARE NOW VIEWING.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ding*

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you gays still talk about these movies, they’re shit yes we all know, move on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still triggering chuds half a decade later
      Yeah, I'm thinking that line is based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      you gays made this bed
      now you get to be fricked in it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Licking random chemicals is how chemists characterized their reaction products back before the entire field cucked out to "safety regulations".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking big government holding back science

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ol spicy screwdriver

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still triggering chuds half a decade later
    Yeah, I'm thinking that line is based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *upvoted*

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's sodium chloride

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So sorry. Have you tried crying into your own butthole, standing on your head in your front lawn, and becoming a birdbath?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it mirrored?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      to bypass the md5 filters of ppl who're tired of talking about this shit movie

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The could have had one daring the other to eat it.
    >Dude they said it was salt in the briefing
    >Frick off. Prove it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should have had a posh french guy sprinkle some of it into a huge pot of crab souffle on a camping stove burner and then the he puts on a bib and lays out a tablecloth and candelabra on a storage crate
      > this salt really pulls out the flavour of these steamed clams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude they said it was salt in the briefing
      People zone out during briefings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually works and is also funny.
      Unrelated but I swear every movie needs at least one autist on staff to point out obviously dumb shit. It's quite poinient that one anon can suggest a better line with half a second's though. I hope they just don't give a frick/are lazy/fricking moronic because the thought of them doing this dumb shit on purpose is depressing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Random anon better than Hollywood writers, many such cases.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had to dig a trench in it first. Surely they would have noticed before then

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he said “it’s shit,” I’d have been back on board for the rest of the train wreck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >symbolically tasting the movie and telling the audience what they are all thinking
      Pure, unadulterated, kino.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's retreat to the salt planet Crait, there is an old rebel base there

    its that easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to the 'ol salt mines.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salt, in

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg who would put random salt in their mouth? shit writing!
    >yeah it makes sense anakin would murder dozens of children. I mean, he was like, scared and manipulated and stuff! good writing!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like either, Rian.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the movie came out a real geologist (and a Disney shill apparently) said the scene was totally realistic and valid because tasting unkonw substances is what geologists do apparently.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, I'm an archeologist and discovered a fossilized triceratops turd just by licking it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is the trilogy, rian?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >child solider that was taken away from his slave mother has issues after finding her and she dies in his arms
      yeah, no that's totally awful writing

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Jar Jar Binks

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no idea where this is from
    >see people talking about Star Wars
    >reverse image search
    >The Last Jedi
    Lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the ride.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never bothered with the new films, about the only thing I watched was Andor and that one was alright, nothing special, but enjoyable.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >think of bad idea
    >do the opposite of bad idea
    >haha you thought I was going to do bad idea

    genius

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees a lump of brown stuff on the ground
    >taste it
    >"it's shit"

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even like TLJ and I have no idea why this line triggers people on Cinemaphile so much. Is it autism?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rian, you're not fooling anyone.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have had Leia calling it pure columbian midiclorians, snorting a pile of it, and crush the (male) Supremacy spaceship with the force. All while Dance of the Fates plays and random light flashes murder the weak viewers in the cinema

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From my point of view, it tasted like sugar.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was that little troony's way of saying SW fans will be salty about how he subverted their expectations (of competent film-making).

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate salt, it's rough and coarse and gets everywhere.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody pass the salt.

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