>Let me see. Red hair... vacant expressions... tatty second hand book... you must be the Weasleys.
woah this guy was kind of an butthole
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>Let me see.
>Let me see. Red hair... vacant expressions... tatty second hand book... you must be the Weasleys.
woah this guy was kind of an butthole
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I would knock his fricking face out if someone ever said that to me
Go be a ginger somewhere else
Imagine having the power to shape time and space and being so poor that school supplies wipe out your savings. No wonder other purebloods treat the Weasleys as honorary mudbloods.
Hey don't be hatin' on a man. It's the fault of big school supply industry lobbying in the ministry of magic. Send your kid to the 'wart with non drm school supplies and it's 10 years in gringotts mines for you sweety.
Seems like hes right about gingers
built for cumming inside
jumpscare warning
she still cute
interacting with so many people (creepy weirdos) would give me wrinklers too
Anon, look at her torso. Only one man can save here now.
You would kneel.
The impotent rage of a filthy commoner is delicious.
traitor
>I would knock his fricking face out if someone ever said that to me
no you wouldn't
>about to kill a kid outside of the most powerful wizard's office because one of his dozens of elves was set free
he wasn't all there was he
it wasn't the size of the loss, it was that he had been bested by a child which filled him with inferiority rage
lucius has always been a fricking pathetic wizard
That's a realistic portrayal of aristocracy when it has nothing to fear. And to think that we would never truly get rid of them if not for Napoleon. What a great guy.
They're around in the UK kind of
This, nowadays no billionaire or politician could ever kill anyone with impunity.
Dobbie was his Fleshlight cleaning elf. You'd be mad aswell.
Highborn wizard like him would have at least the Willy wobbler 4000 custom built after wood nymph anatomy and equipped with the voice of Moaning Myrtle per his order.
there is all kinds of dark stuff like this hidden in the Malfoy manor
Not in the books, was improvised by the israeli actor
Gigachad does not care for mortal rules
He wouldn't have finished the spell and was just venting. It was like a wizard's version of a mock punch.
Wizards are moronic they wouldn't know who did it if dobby wasn't there
>Wizards are moronic
To be fair, they only have 1 class in their whole life that's not just magic (history (of magic)).
to be fair majority of school education is garbage.
>the square root of 2 is 1.414
>mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell
>the curtains are blue because the narrator is sad
why didnt he just punch harry?
ron's dad is so inoffensive that lucius seething here always felt hilariously out of place. a shame we never got that beatdown between them
>Be a great wizard
>Can't design a hairline spell
Its over for norwoodcels
>Frick, it's that zip Lucius
Whos gonna play him in the new hbo show?
Rowling if she wanted to do maximum trolling.
>so invested in the Women vs Men battle she can't gracefully transition into simply hating trannies
boomer mentality
kek isnt that actor the dragoon in The Patriot? Dude's an butthole in everything.
Why was he so rude to some little kids?
He was the designated elitist of the story. Harry was the dick in the Draco rivalry situation imo.
they're blood-traitors
nah Malfoy came off as a real dick in his first interactions and continued on that path. I bet a lot of Slytherin's don't like him either
It's actually a subtle sign of aristocratic respect to be able to able to recognise a fellow dynastic bloodline merely by the physiognomy of a child. Lucius actually secrely admired the weasels
>there's a bunch of Weasley kids
>they all ended up in Gryffindor
It would've been interesting if some kids ended up in different houses and it strained their relationships. Maybe one is in Slytherin and he gets a pass for it because he's a pure blood and is considered the based Weasley.
There's already a weasley that became a government dog and sided against Harry when he was accused of lying about voldemort's return and became distant from other wesleys
You don't need the hogwarts houses autist to have interesting dynamics
How would you respond to this without sounding mad?
>I understand how you feel but your resentment is misplaced. Let's frick up some mudblood shits together.
>wrong in every detail as always, frath eater child
>enjoy Azkaban
How can second hand stuff be tattered if you can just reparo it instantly back to perfect condition
the father was a muggleboo
Same reason poverty can exist when fricking magic exists.
J.K Rowling is not good at detailed worldbuilding
>Same reason poverty can exist when fricking magic exists.
I BET THE GOBLINS DID THIS
Or characters. Or narrative.
>Same reason poverty can exist when fricking magic exists.
Why would wizards lack currency? There are things only some wizards can do, and stuff built by teams of wizards (like brooms) which must be sold, and services, and natural resources you can't duplicate. In that case, why would wizards lack currency?
Poor != poor living conditions. The Weasley have pretty fricking good living conditions, given that MAGIC, but lack wizard currency. I agree that JK can't into detailed worldbuilding, but that question has always been moron tier.
Now the interplay of muggle and wizard currency, and how it is possible to change one into the other, that's moronic.
I get what you mean, but poverty as we understand it would not exist in a magical society like in HP.
Cheap hand me downs that are worn out are not things that would be in a world where Hermione, a muggle born, can fix glasses before she event started school.
A poor wizard would not at all be analogous to a poor non wizard.
it's a kids' story, it started out a lot more whimsical and that's when the major world building was established
I see GRRM has stopped nitpicking LOTR and is now nitpicking Harry Potter
he was intentionally written as a posh elitist douche, draco malfoy is the same early on but becomes the true protagonist of the series along with the chubby guy
>one of Malfoys polack cronies gets recast
>it's a Black person
Akschually the character simply gets replaced with another slytherin student from the books who was black
Lavender Brown was recast from ugly negress to hot blonde THOEVER
>recast from ugly negress to hot blonde
50 points
guy looks like JigC
lucius malfoy was right to criticise the weasleys. frick poor people with tons of kids
let me see. adams apple... big hands... manly voice... you must be a troony
>"Red Hair, rundown house, more children than you can afford. You must be a Taig."
What the frick was his problem?