actually this is one of the prerequisites required for earthrocking
you don't need to be a musician or know advanced Striggoi or be an alcoholic but it really helps
That's the scary thing - legally Bam can't even go to jail. He hasn't actually done anything wrong by threatening to smoke crack until he's dead unless he gets to see his son. That's why he's so brilliant.
>millions in the bank >can jet off to anywhere he wants >buy any car or motorcycle he wants >hang out with a dozen celebrities >"nah i'm just gonna try to off myself because im mad"
>love/hate relationship
I understand that some anons find him weirdly endearing but I do not at all. I legitimately hate him and look forward to his death. He is pretty much as unsympathetic as a human can get. Nothing bad ever happened to him to make him this way, he is just narcissistic to a degree that he’s willing to destroy his own life and the lives of his loved ones over petty nonsense. It’s not a love hate thing, I just hate him and I enjoy watching him suffer.
Okay seriously why does anyone give a shit about Bam?
It’s so obvious from how he acts that he was a rich kid who was never told no. Every person I know who’s like that has ended up like Bam too, aliening everyone around him as their sympathy dries up. Christ it’s pathetic.
The thing with Bam is that he literally struck gold just by being himself. We'd all seen Bart Simpson and the Ninja Turtles skateboarding and it was regarded as a childrens activity and nothing more; Bam along with others of his time brought it so far into the mainstream that it caught the world on fire. Tony Hawk was the first to do it but Bam was right there with him.
It's been debated here a lot, but Bam is also the progenitor of 'Jackass' in so many ways. Its format, its humor, its pranking; these were all him from the CKY videos and other short movies he did. Bam can be immensely creative when left to his own devices, even his own self-destruction. He at one point was a rock star; looks, fame, talkent, girls, his own house, his own tv show, millions of dollars, doing nothing but what he always did which was hanging with his friends and skateboarding. It was the life anyone would have wanted.
We can all poinpoiknt the exact moment the spiraling started and it was when his best friend died horribly. We got glimpses of it bt MTV's editing around the obivious cocaine use in Vive La Bam was commendable. Fame became the very thing that began to consume him. This is a person like Michael Jackson and Princess Diana that has had a camera on him 24/7 since his infancy and so we have seen his rise and are witnessing his fall and are all waiting for either the triumphant return or him being that tragic story. He's at the point where he's writing his own incomprehensive alphabet composed of dicks and heartagrams.
None of us know how its going to end other than we're going to be there when it happens having watched it all along the way...the way Bam likes it.
See, if this isn't the red flag of a lot of things, nothing is. Its one thing to dig a band, its another thing to really dig a band to the point of carving "Slayer" intot he flesh of your arms. Some people commit, right? And sure, it may even go as far as to get the same or similar tattoos as your favourite celeb, that's fine.
The look in the eyes of that Vallo or whatever the frick his name is suggest something really indicative of what he thought about someone getting the same vegana and wrist stamps as he did. He's been day drinking, heartagramming fricking everything and dressing and basing his entire persona around that fricking twink long after he got sick of Bma's self-destructive and cruel ways and chased his ass away from him. If its true he got sobered up just to further cut off association with Bam, it just goes to show what kind of a menace Margera can be when under the influence.
This long standing gay obsession with the guy straight on to mimicry is...disturbing.
It definitely isn't all word salad but the recording is muffled. I've been brushing up on my earthrockese. >..That's wrong. It's wrong. >Phoenix has his own mind!: "I wanna see daddy, now!" >[??? Maybe Phoenix should wait five days?] "no I wanna see daddy now" >You're making up his own mind >LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND x2 >"No Phoenix, its gotta be five days!" >Why you gotta make me wait fricking five days >YOU FRICKING FRICK
What is all this ruckus with Bam? I feel like he and all of the Jackass cast disappeared off the face of the earth until this last year Bam starts showing up looking like a bloated alcoholic crackhead going crazy..for..what? Why?
hes been wasted and wounded since dunn died getting drunker and druggeder
he had a deal to be sober for jackass 4 and failed it and got kicked off production. he says it was because of his add meds. he goes further off his rocker wanting to fight knoxville and the jackass producer or sue them whichever comes first. wanted to make his own movie if you venmoed him a dollar but got lazy. failed rehab several times then punched his brother and ran off into the woods to build the carcosa skatepark with sightings of him coming in for a day or so like he was some cryptid until coming out and turning himself into police. now his wife is taking his kid and his money and he hangs around bums and drug dealers but tells everyone all hes worried about is spending time with his son.
The thing with Bam is that he literally struck gold just by being himself. We'd all seen Bart Simpson and the Ninja Turtles skateboarding and it was regarded as a childrens activity and nothing more; Bam along with others of his time brought it so far into the mainstream that it caught the world on fire. Tony Hawk was the first to do it but Bam was right there with him.
It's been debated here a lot, but Bam is also the progenitor of 'Jackass' in so many ways. Its format, its humor, its pranking; these were all him from the CKY videos and other short movies he did. Bam can be immensely creative when left to his own devices, even his own self-destruction. He at one point was a rock star; looks, fame, talkent, girls, his own house, his own tv show, millions of dollars, doing nothing but what he always did which was hanging with his friends and skateboarding. It was the life anyone would have wanted.
We can all poinpoiknt the exact moment the spiraling started and it was when his best friend died horribly. We got glimpses of it bt MTV's editing around the obivious cocaine use in Vive La Bam was commendable. Fame became the very thing that began to consume him. This is a person like Michael Jackson and Princess Diana that has had a camera on him 24/7 since his infancy and so we have seen his rise and are witnessing his fall and are all waiting for either the triumphant return or him being that tragic story. He's at the point where he's writing his own incomprehensive alphabet composed of dicks and heartagrams.
None of us know how its going to end other than we're going to be there when it happens having watched it all along the way...the way Bam likes it.
Bam was well on his way to alcoholism before Dunn died. The “dunns death messed him up” line is a meme. Phil Margera and his grandfather were also alcoholics
Checked trips.
I wasn't aware that there was a prospensity for alcoholism in his family but he more or less went off the deep end trying to fill the Dunn sized hole in his heart with booze after the accident. The meth and everything else more or less came witht he crowds he started hanging with and the rest is piss history.
He's an earthrocker so they tried to exclude him from jackflop 4 and were too pussy to sign the contract that said he can punch them so we all pitched in and venmo'd him a dollar so he can build a skatepark and put Ryan Dunns soul to rest
>being such a drugged out homosexual you can't spell "captain"
Good thing Dunn can't see this moron today. We should all venmo bam a frickin dollar but with each dollar comes with a message telling him how much Dunn would hate him.
Let's get this suicide ball a-rollin.
When the day comes where he finally opens up that skate park in Iceland, instead of champagne, Bam's just gonna whip it right out and go for it. >"A TOAST!"
>you don't have to drink your own piss to be an eartrocker
Of course you do.
Not just anyone can be an earthrocker.
Even everybody can be an earthrocker
Alright well I've been on a bender for about three years since my second wife threw me out. About a year and a half ago I met a petite drunk cutie and we've been together ever since. We're both trying to sober up because if we drink for a week straight again we both might die.
Earthrocker status?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, keep on rockin! Get gabapentin, kills the alkie cravings.
>Pouring out soda >"I FEEL LIKE I'M CHIEF KEEF IN 2012" >Those shoes >That hair >Knuckles backpack >Cup tower
These guys are taking the piss right? This has to be some elaborate ruse to make Bam look like an even bigger dipshit than he already does himself.
Where did this meme ever come from? Was it just some random /asp/ joke that caught on? Did someone not like Kevin Nash or something and thought it would be funny if he got violated by a pack of african gentlemen?
Where did this meme ever come from? Was it just some random /asp/ joke that caught on? Did someone not like Kevin Nash or something and thought it would be funny if he got violated by a pack of african gentlemen?
I'm about 99% sure bam's new golddigger posts disinfo blinds to cdan trashing his ex nikki as some kind of master manipulator when we can all see bam is an unhinged junkie nutcase.
>how much money could bam possibly have left?
He basically was MTV for more than a few years. back when MTV still meant something. Other than the drugs and drinking it's not like he lived a super ultra lavish lifestyle like some overnight celbs and athletes do.
>how much money could bam possibly have left?
He basically was MTV for more than a few years. back when MTV still meant something. Other than the drugs and drinking it's not like he lived a super ultra lavish lifestyle like some overnight celbs and athletes do.
I think I read the other day he's down to $1 million now.
Don't trust anything you read about someone else's finances. In Bam's case he may be even less trustworthy a source than some Forbes' journalist's guesswork.
Is bam still getting royalties from anything?
Like viva la vam dvds or jackass dvd/blurays?
I doubt there are bam skateboards around anymore, or reprints of cky movies
you just know that poor kid inherited his dad's autism ADHD genes and is walking around pantsless in his single mom's apartment just pissing everywhere knocking everything over empty nail polish all over the bed etc
I don’t know what I could suggest that would help Bam’s case and hurt Nikki’s, and that’s all I care to do. The earthrock must flow for these threads to continue.
What would categories for the EarthRocker awards be like? >Biggest Piss >Longest Piss >Survived the longest in a forest on meth Appreciation Award >The Earthrocker that is free to have his own mind of the year
Yeah it was just a long list of completely random bands. But I do like the idea of Bam showing up to a normie’s house every week, throwing a concert for them and providing the VLB experience for a day.
He actually appears to be quite lucid in this and also doesn't look like he's coming off of yet another binge. Guessing it didn't last long cause this happened
i still like him. he's more fun and interesting than most other stuck up b***hes his age living the "american dream" of worshipping corporations and doing the same bullshit as everyone else
nah, he was borderline tolerable, often he came out as straight up mean when hitting people, also would totally turn into a crybaby when he was the one getting pranked.
Dunn got shit on his face , Dico got pissed in his mouth, yet Bam go nothing in the CKYs.
comes with the territory of being the one that made all this happen.
I only like him because he hasn't changed not one bit, still living in 2002, keeps me connected with my childhood.
Its almost crazy how much Bamposting is over on this board, brother. Its a gift that jkeeps on giving what witht he multiple meltdowns and ensuing shenanigans. A part of us likely are still holding out on either the light at the end of the tunnl or Bam being just another tragic fricking story but it more or less is just playing out before our eyes as we speak is what makes it so remarkable.
A silver screen adaptation about the meth escape through the woods he took would be a fascinating kino to say the least. Pursued by Jess and the cops, a Bam on the lam is denied his castle. The notion of him having to stop near a golf course and pass an earthrocking-sized scultpter's clay-solid brick of shit into one of the holes somewhere along the way while howling like a wolf in Stirrgoi while cursing about Ape's and Knoxville's in the midst of a three trek through West Chester's forest, spreading rumours of drunk rambling Bigfoot in the Pennsylvania area leaving heartagram markings in every tree along his rampage.
>uuuh Bam is depressed and wounded and hurt and his friend died and he was sent on a spiral and things happened to him that’s why he’s so drunk and on drugs
Frick no, doing drugs until he died was always his plan. Everything he or anyone says to intellectualize it is just drunken moronic cope
BLOOOAAARRGGGHHH
Bam, you're off the project.
>is laskian striggoi really that dangerous?
Very Lovecraftian. The real Bam is probably miles underneath Australia right now but 20,000 years ago doing research projects with the others.
You don’t need your own mind to be an earthrocker
You do. That's why Nikki needs to let Phoenix be FREE YOU FRICK LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND *jumps and stomps feet*
actually this is one of the prerequisites required for earthrocking
you don't need to be a musician or know advanced Striggoi or be an alcoholic but it really helps
Why do we have this love/hate relationship with this dipshit? Why is Bamposting so fun?
Because he is the gold standard of cringekino.
>the virgin hunger strike
>the chad crack spree
>bam threatens to smoke crack until he dies unless he sees his son
is this a valid tactic?
at the very least it's a win/win
I'm not entirely sure it would convince a judge
That's the scary thing - legally Bam can't even go to jail. He hasn't actually done anything wrong by threatening to smoke crack until he's dead unless he gets to see his son. That's why he's so brilliant.
Absolutely, I'm a state judge and in cases like this the court almost always rules in favor of the crackhead.
Everybody knows he is a junkie, might as well say he is gonna eat or breath until he dies.
>millions in the bank
>can jet off to anywhere he wants
>buy any car or motorcycle he wants
>hang out with a dozen celebrities
>"nah i'm just gonna try to off myself because im mad"
Don't Bam's parents manage his finances?
I imagine whatever money he does have access to is pretty limited now.
What will he do next?
I think he's going to smoke some crack until he dies
Nikki will let him see Phoenix first, trust the plan
>love/hate relationship
I understand that some anons find him weirdly endearing but I do not at all. I legitimately hate him and look forward to his death. He is pretty much as unsympathetic as a human can get. Nothing bad ever happened to him to make him this way, he is just narcissistic to a degree that he’s willing to destroy his own life and the lives of his loved ones over petty nonsense. It’s not a love hate thing, I just hate him and I enjoy watching him suffer.
Okay seriously why does anyone give a shit about Bam?
It’s so obvious from how he acts that he was a rich kid who was never told no. Every person I know who’s like that has ended up like Bam too, aliening everyone around him as their sympathy dries up. Christ it’s pathetic.
The thing with Bam is that he literally struck gold just by being himself. We'd all seen Bart Simpson and the Ninja Turtles skateboarding and it was regarded as a childrens activity and nothing more; Bam along with others of his time brought it so far into the mainstream that it caught the world on fire. Tony Hawk was the first to do it but Bam was right there with him.
It's been debated here a lot, but Bam is also the progenitor of 'Jackass' in so many ways. Its format, its humor, its pranking; these were all him from the CKY videos and other short movies he did. Bam can be immensely creative when left to his own devices, even his own self-destruction. He at one point was a rock star; looks, fame, talkent, girls, his own house, his own tv show, millions of dollars, doing nothing but what he always did which was hanging with his friends and skateboarding. It was the life anyone would have wanted.
We can all poinpoiknt the exact moment the spiraling started and it was when his best friend died horribly. We got glimpses of it bt MTV's editing around the obivious cocaine use in Vive La Bam was commendable. Fame became the very thing that began to consume him. This is a person like Michael Jackson and Princess Diana that has had a camera on him 24/7 since his infancy and so we have seen his rise and are witnessing his fall and are all waiting for either the triumphant return or him being that tragic story. He's at the point where he's writing his own incomprehensive alphabet composed of dicks and heartagrams.
None of us know how its going to end other than we're going to be there when it happens having watched it all along the way...the way Bam likes it.
Dunn was literally part of Bam's first intervention
He had a cute boy friend
Is this a finn thing?
See, if this isn't the red flag of a lot of things, nothing is. Its one thing to dig a band, its another thing to really dig a band to the point of carving "Slayer" intot he flesh of your arms. Some people commit, right? And sure, it may even go as far as to get the same or similar tattoos as your favourite celeb, that's fine.
The look in the eyes of that Vallo or whatever the frick his name is suggest something really indicative of what he thought about someone getting the same vegana and wrist stamps as he did. He's been day drinking, heartagramming fricking everything and dressing and basing his entire persona around that fricking twink long after he got sick of Bma's self-destructive and cruel ways and chased his ass away from him. If its true he got sobered up just to further cut off association with Bam, it just goes to show what kind of a menace Margera can be when under the influence.
This long standing gay obsession with the guy straight on to mimicry is...disturbing.
>guy in front of hours of calculus and logic puzzles on a chalkboard
he's bisexual anon. it's not frickin rocket science
Phoenix Margera will be an earthrocker
Are we just a slave to our genetics? His dad was a fat frick so no he is one too
i can't make out anything hes saying. just word salad lol.
It definitely isn't all word salad but the recording is muffled. I've been brushing up on my earthrockese.
>..That's wrong. It's wrong.
>Phoenix has his own mind!: "I wanna see daddy, now!"
>[??? Maybe Phoenix should wait five days?] "no I wanna see daddy now"
>You're making up his own mind
>LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND x2
>"No Phoenix, its gotta be five days!"
>Why you gotta make me wait fricking five days
>YOU FRICKING FRICK
kino robe adjuster
2 hour Wendigoon video when
>the 97th quite bitter being
>pontius actually banned god from cali in 2002
Lmfao
>Steve-O never quit drugs
Hahahahaha
>ultra giga Black person snake pit (DO NOT GOOGLE)
>bends your table
Nothing personal kid
>bends his dick to his ass, so he can frick himself
nothing personal, boner boy
Tony Hawk Pro Skater erasing Bam was some great bit for the lore.
Because Bam was declared gay
See
to translate "gays on Patrol"
By himself
>bam beat original Phil to death on camera
>Raab Yourself
What is all this ruckus with Bam? I feel like he and all of the Jackass cast disappeared off the face of the earth until this last year Bam starts showing up looking like a bloated alcoholic crackhead going crazy..for..what? Why?
hes been wasted and wounded since dunn died getting drunker and druggeder
he had a deal to be sober for jackass 4 and failed it and got kicked off production. he says it was because of his add meds. he goes further off his rocker wanting to fight knoxville and the jackass producer or sue them whichever comes first. wanted to make his own movie if you venmoed him a dollar but got lazy. failed rehab several times then punched his brother and ran off into the woods to build the carcosa skatepark with sightings of him coming in for a day or so like he was some cryptid until coming out and turning himself into police. now his wife is taking his kid and his money and he hangs around bums and drug dealers but tells everyone all hes worried about is spending time with his son.
Bam was well on his way to alcoholism before Dunn died. The “dunns death messed him up” line is a meme. Phil Margera and his grandfather were also alcoholics
Checked trips.
I wasn't aware that there was a prospensity for alcoholism in his family but he more or less went off the deep end trying to fill the Dunn sized hole in his heart with booze after the accident. The meth and everything else more or less came witht he crowds he started hanging with and the rest is piss history.
Dunn did probably accelerate it
>hes been wasted and wounded since dunn died
started smiling here
>sightings of him coming in for a day or so like he was some cryptid
and that sealed the deal
Bam is the only one who didn't go corporate.
Dico raab and rake happily went back to being nobodies. Gettng sick of Bams shit was probably a major factor in bailing
He's an earthrocker so they tried to exclude him from jackflop 4 and were too pussy to sign the contract that said he can punch them so we all pitched in and venmo'd him a dollar so he can build a skatepark and put Ryan Dunns soul to rest
so they thought Bam was too much of a Jackass...for Jackass?
I COULD NEVER HEART A b***h
BUT I COULD HEARTAGRAM
I FEEL LIKE IM H---IM
I FEEL LIKE IM BAM
WASTED AND WOUNDED
KNOXVILLE
>being such a drugged out homosexual you can't spell "captain"
Good thing Dunn can't see this moron today. We should all venmo bam a frickin dollar but with each dollar comes with a message telling him how much Dunn would hate him.
Let's get this suicide ball a-rollin.
respect mah authoritah tremaine
When the day comes where he finally opens up that skate park in Iceland, instead of champagne, Bam's just gonna whip it right out and go for it.
>"A TOAST!"
why is he drinking his own piss
It can only be said at this point that Bam has a fascination with certain aspects of excrement.
dear god
you don't have to drink your own piss to be an eartrocker
>you don't have to drink your own piss to be an eartrocker
Of course you do.
Not just anyone can be an earthrocker.
Even everybody can be an earthrocker
Because that's what earthrockers do.
You want to be an earthrocker, RIGHT?
I had my gf piss on my chest the other week and I went for a couple mouthfuls. Does that count?
It pushes you a few notches up the Earthrock ladder right away
Alright well I've been on a bender for about three years since my second wife threw me out. About a year and a half ago I met a petite drunk cutie and we've been together ever since. We're both trying to sober up because if we drink for a week straight again we both might die.
Earthrocker status?
Yeah, keep on rockin! Get gabapentin, kills the alkie cravings.
can't let all those drugs go to waste
>he's never watched the video
ngmi
Every other time I saw this pic I assumed it was Sam hyde
yeah...i'm thinking he's back
>that Knuckles backpack
for me, its the cups
earthrocking rituals might seem strange to the uninitiated
you dont have to learn striggoi gangsigns to be an earthrocker
What did he mean by this?
that lil downie gotta be like 40 now
>Pouring out soda
>"I FEEL LIKE I'M CHIEF KEEF IN 2012"
>Those shoes
>That hair
>Knuckles backpack
>Cup tower
These guys are taking the piss right? This has to be some elaborate ruse to make Bam look like an even bigger dipshit than he already does himself.
That's incredibly optimistic thinking, Anon.
>These guys are taking the piss right?
They are aussies dude
you tell me
>those striggoi hand signs
hes starting an earthrocker gang
is he acting a Jack Black character?
I truly believed he was about to start licking up the puddle.
At what level can I unlock this move?
You have to beat the game on at least medium difficulty.
>dr phil, i'm BAM
>hanging out in back alleys at night with some young black men like Kevin Nash
KWAB
>black men
they're wiggers
>they're wiggers
Probably something Nash said once to cope
too
keep your gay fanfiction out of here
our guy is actually a homo
Cause its true and it happened.
Where did this meme ever come from? Was it just some random /asp/ joke that caught on? Did someone not like Kevin Nash or something and thought it would be funny if he got violated by a pack of african gentlemen?
>with this conplex series of hand movements, koko signalled that wster wasn't enough and they wanted more alcohol to consume
Jesus.
>video cuts off as dude starts his power move
why does he wear the scarf?
It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.
Where does he find these guys?
Take me home
never noticed how closed weeman is to getting smacked.
he got literally high fived by it
add it to the iceberg!
>the slap was so fast his body didn't react in time and he landed in a straight posture
Phil will shoot Bam in the head and the circle will be completed
I'm about 99% sure bam's new golddigger posts disinfo blinds to cdan trashing his ex nikki as some kind of master manipulator when we can all see bam is an unhinged junkie nutcase.
"IMA SMOKE CRACK WITH BUMS!”
how much money could bam possibly have left? everyones fleecing him especially his lawyers, soon he will be sucking dick for meth and piss
>how much money could bam possibly have left?
He basically was MTV for more than a few years. back when MTV still meant something. Other than the drugs and drinking it's not like he lived a super ultra lavish lifestyle like some overnight celbs and athletes do.
It’s been almost 15 years since has had rockstar income
I think I read the other day he's down to $1 million now.
he should open up a patreon
Don't trust anything you read about someone else's finances. In Bam's case he may be even less trustworthy a source than some Forbes' journalist's guesswork.
Is bam still getting royalties from anything?
Like viva la vam dvds or jackass dvd/blurays?
I doubt there are bam skateboards around anymore, or reprints of cky movies
miss the way it used to be
nothing but a memory
you just know that poor kid inherited his dad's autism ADHD genes and is walking around pantsless in his single mom's apartment just pissing everywhere knocking everything over empty nail polish all over the bed etc
Why are bums and crackheads so funny bros?
>I called the Olympics and they said “this is fricked”
>storms off in a flurry of cape
Cops were lucky that day. Bam has a 25% earthrock stat boost wearing the cape of crust
Curse of Dom Vito.
>JUST VENMO ME A DOLLER
Can I literally Venmo him right now and write a message?
link him this thread and say we're his biggest fans
A surprise visitation from Bam would be the peak of Earthrocking until his inevitable and catastrophic fall.
If Bam entered the thread and timestamped I'd start drinking again
And then you'll end up just like him
Not even bam is losery enough to hang out on this website.
I wish I was that drunk right now
Nikki’s divorce attorney is hosting an event. I got an invite.
How should I put Glbutthole on notice the Earthrocker nation has infiltrated his circle?
Striggoi themed vandalism. Better learn your bamphabet
These are good ideas.
No it is in Los Angeles.
I don’t know what I could suggest that would help Bam’s case and hurt Nikki’s, and that’s all I care to do. The earthrock must flow for these threads to continue.
>bamphabet
lel
Write "bam wuz here" in the bathroom so someone sees it. They'll have security running around looking for him
Make sure you piss everywhere
Is it the same area? Pennsylvania? How is it? Looks really nice.
Call him out! DAVID homosexual ASS GLASS IS A PUSSY WHO WON’T STEP IN THE RING
do this
but with shit
At the end of it all, at least we still have possess the translatable sacred Jedi texts. Who knows what knowledge and secrets they behold?
I like how you can tell he just gave up on the last few letters and just added shit onto them instead of doing something original
>what N, was like, two Ns, man?
That's the kind of thing you do when you're 8 years old
>striggoi is juat the latin alphabet and English orthography but with an ugly version of the letters
What a linguist. The Tolkien of our times.
>He misspelled his own Laskian
Bro's I'm starting to have doubts.
>FIND THE KNOXVILLES!!!
>WE AIN'T HAD NUTHIN BUT STALE PISS FOR DAYS
>GET A JUG GOING
a daring synthesis
>looks like crack’s back on the menu boys!
bam is kino incarnate
im always looking forward to what he will do next
is his gravestone going to be written in striggoi?
FACT: earthrockers are the most powerful race on earth
how do i become an earthrocker
1. Pick up a guitar
2. Put it back down, you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocket
jej
What would categories for the EarthRocker awards be like?
>Biggest Piss
>Longest Piss
>Survived the longest in a forest on meth Appreciation Award
>The Earthrocker that is free to have his own mind of the year
I think he wrote them out once for a picture and it was just music i like awards, or at least a bunch of band names that would have been there.
Yeah it was just a long list of completely random bands. But I do like the idea of Bam showing up to a normie’s house every week, throwing a concert for them and providing the VLB experience for a day.
that would make a great TV show
>Bam invades normies houses to throw a sick party smoke meth and skateboard
kino. i want Bam to piss at my house
>And the award for most wasted and wounded goes to…
>And the nominees for Doing Whatever The Frick They Want are ...
Who's your money on?
the guy that could still tell a joke after being knocked out by butterbean
Completely concussed with a giant gash on his head too. Ever the showman.
Soul
One of the best parts of the DVD features.
>Steve-O trying to jump off peoples shoulders into the pool
>fricks up and lands on his head kicking butterbean tumbling down the halfpipe
Why is Bampostin so kino?
We never know what to expect.
based bamreview
He's still going hard
naptime for bam bam
>was friendly and cooperative
not cool fuzz, not cool
yes its tmz
but yes, its bamkino
>his lawyer trying to run cover to shut bam up from earthrocking to the camera
lel
>are you on any treatment right now
>well im seeing this girl whose a fitness trainer and she keeps me on track
kek
He actually appears to be quite lucid in this and also doesn't look like he's coming off of yet another binge. Guessing it didn't last long cause this happened
all this over some fas kid that probably can't even remember who Bam is, jeesus
JUST LET BAM SEE THE LITTLE moron!
I literally live 3 minutes from Radnor
>Radnor is a town that was materialized out of thin air by Bam
damn bam looking rough af
>getting the derp eye
>looking older than phil
whew buddy
I was born and raised and still live in West Chester Pennsylvania
AMA
how many times have you been forced to piss on bam?
i have never met bam margera
Are you sure? Are you one of those nobodies he chitchats in the bar?
a very heterosexual drawing
those aren't dicks it's Striggoi
no it's ancient striggoi, when it was much simpler
I actually really liked Bam as a kid.
i still like him. he's more fun and interesting than most other stuck up b***hes his age living the "american dream" of worshipping corporations and doing the same bullshit as everyone else
nah, he was borderline tolerable, often he came out as straight up mean when hitting people, also would totally turn into a crybaby when he was the one getting pranked.
Dunn got shit on his face , Dico got pissed in his mouth, yet Bam go nothing in the CKYs.
comes with the territory of being the one that made all this happen.
I only like him because he hasn't changed not one bit, still living in 2002, keeps me connected with my childhood.
Its almost crazy how much Bamposting is over on this board, brother. Its a gift that jkeeps on giving what witht he multiple meltdowns and ensuing shenanigans. A part of us likely are still holding out on either the light at the end of the tunnl or Bam being just another tragic fricking story but it more or less is just playing out before our eyes as we speak is what makes it so remarkable.
>Bambo First Piss.jpg
a daring synthesis
A silver screen adaptation about the meth escape through the woods he took would be a fascinating kino to say the least. Pursued by Jess and the cops, a Bam on the lam is denied his castle. The notion of him having to stop near a golf course and pass an earthrocking-sized scultpter's clay-solid brick of shit into one of the holes somewhere along the way while howling like a wolf in Stirrgoi while cursing about Ape's and Knoxville's in the midst of a three trek through West Chester's forest, spreading rumours of drunk rambling Bigfoot in the Pennsylvania area leaving heartagram markings in every tree along his rampage.
frickin kek
fund it
h-he's fast!
>drunk rambling Bigfoot in the Pennsylvania area leaving heartagram markings in every tree along his rampage.
Where is his first israelite wife at? Missy Rothstein.
i guess nikki should have stayed off the bottle when she was pregnant, YIKES
I just realized one of my customers has FAS, something felt wrong but I could not put my finger on until now.
the most FAS looking kid in history
imagine escaping nikkis tackle box
We are so young , our life has just begun but already we are considering escape from this world.
New bam kino just dropped
How would you rate Bams music taste?
8/10 tbh
in another timeline he just kept turning into a music video producer and runs a successful music festival
>go to sleep reading bam thread
>wake up
>the threads still alive
Thanks for earthrocking bros
just sippin' some beers, what's the big deal
Why don’t we all just Venmo him a dollar
foortin on my roomates door haha
ben margarita and king assraper would be a good combo, they could make dorkass 4 hehe i'll be the camerwoman (man)
I'm thinking he's back
Did bam actually build him a skatepark? If so, address?
location: a rock
name: a little place called earth
c'mon bam you know i gotta work in the mornin'
Edgy culture died in the late 00s. Bam is the only jackass who maintained and lived it till now.
if he had a sweet angel baby butters with sweet soft skin he wouldn't be so angry about "phoenix" lmao gay ass larp name
I'm earthrocking right now
>uuuh Bam is depressed and wounded and hurt and his friend died and he was sent on a spiral and things happened to him that’s why he’s so drunk and on drugs
Frick no, doing drugs until he died was always his plan. Everything he or anyone says to intellectualize it is just drunken moronic cope
I Venmo'd him a dollar.
its already been spent on crack or malt liquor