She cried about it to papers for months lmao. Then they made a piece on her finding new love. It was beyond just being a traitor it was just total money grubbing
That dumb piece of shit squeezed himself into a rock colon and died the dumbest motherfricker death on the planet, instead of seeing his wife give birth to his kid. I'm surprised it took an entire year for her to find someone to help her erase the memory of her failure of a husband. She's always going to be remembered in her town as the girl that married the fricking upside-down moron.
See I thought the dumbest moron would be the one to find a stone sphincter and get stuck in it to death, but here a fricking contender appears
A widow who remarries is an adulteress plain and simple. >But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
Probably had him on standby in case her caving moron husband got stuck. Can't exactly blame her I suppose
well she'd better, at some point she must've realized she's married to a fricking moron that may get helpessly stuck upside-down somewhere
Is there a name for the mental illness that entails foregoing basic human empathy in order to get fake edgy points on the basket weaving site
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empathy to whom? the moron that got stuck upside-down in a stone intestine on his own accord? i've no empathy for that kind of morons, or the ones that turn themselves into mush while riding a bike, or the ones that climb mountains with no safeties
See if one of the rescue team guys that tried to pull his moronic ass out of the cave got hurt in any way, I'd be empathic and I'm also sorry for the kid that has to grow up without a father and has to hear the story of how his father was so fricking moronic he got stuck upside down in a cave
4 months ago
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See it’s funny because you type like a badass while denigrating people who do extreme sports because there’s a 100% chance you’re an emaciated milky white mommas boy
4 months ago
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no, I'm just not fricking moronic
4 months ago
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yeah doing anything involving going outside carries a lil bit of moronation since you’re way safer being inside nice and safe with mommy, but maybe you shouldn’t be a massive keyboard warrior if you decide to go that route.
4 months ago
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>anything involving going outside >anything
I specifically mentioned 3 particular, incredibly stupid, dangerous and pointless things to do, with 1 of them being INSIDE a colon made of stone. >being inside nice and safe with mommy
I did spent some time inside with your mommy, that you're totally right about
4 months ago
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>pointless
Anything is pointless from your weird survivalist standpoint. The folks who do these things tend to be very attuned to life, if you’ve ever talked to a caver or diver irl. It’s why this dude had such a good looking wife. Something in you internally changes when you start conquering challenges like caving which most men are too pussy to try. >ur mom
Post body.
4 months ago
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>Anything is pointless from your weird survivalist standpoint
Almost everything has a very good point, except shoving yourself in tight caves for absolutely no reason whatsoever, especially when you're not alone in this world. See, selfish morons like you would often glorify doing the dumb >lE aDrEnALiNe yOu wOuLdNt GeT iT
because it's easy on you, you get to die. You won't be the wife, mother, father, or child burying a pile of human mush which was a part of their life. If you weren't so batshit stupid, you would have by now realized what the reason I'm being so vile on careless morons leaving people behind is. >Post body.
yeah you'd like that, wouldn't you, you bottom poofter
4 months ago
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I think it's called "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
She cried about it to papers for months lmao. Then they made a piece on her finding new love. It was beyond just being a traitor it was just total money grubbing
A widow who remarries is an adulteress plain and simple. >But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
4 months ago
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So it's better for widows to stay single mothers?
4 months ago
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Have to say this is the one thing I think paul is a fricking tist for. Nothing wrong with widows wanting to remarry when they can still have kids or can find a good guardian for their kids.
4 months ago
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Its actually a misreading and out of context. Its in reference to serving the church. So the idea being: don't let young widows do it, they're just gonna remarry and then everyone will be pissed they broke their promise to serve
4 months ago
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Christcucks are so pathetic.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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The bible literally says that the only two valid reasons you can remarry is if your spouse dies or if they cheat on you. The latter absolves the marriage for you no strings attached, but the cheater will never be able to have a valid marriage in God's eyes ever again.
You stupid frick. Your quote isn't even related to what you're saying. And it's literally "until death do we part" in actual marriage vows, does that not spell it out enough for you?
You say this but youd prob be a backup man for a girl you like. Female immorality is one thing but I cant really blame em when simps and betas will enable them. I can imagine most guys would have a backup girl if women were as willing as men to be the backup partner, but only guys are dumb enough and its sad.
4 months ago
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what is the point of being a backup man? The only way you can force that into play is to sabotage the existing couple's relationship, which is a ton more work than just going out and getting your own gf
4 months ago
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I ask myself the same, but you know how betas and simps are, they literally enable this behaviour so i cant even be mad at women for exploiting it. Im pretty sure most people would, female or male. And yeah that pretty much is the only way, which only makes these backup guys even worse.
4 months ago
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i don't get it, as soon as I learn a woman isn't available, any feelings I have for her start to die. I'm nowhere close to chadness, but I literally cannot understand why orbiters and the like exist. What do they get out of it? Parasocial influencer/ethot relationships are even less comprehensible.
That's fricking nothing, all those stats save for the 43% "backup man havers" are referring to within the 43%, so for example those 8/10 in contact w the backup man are like 3 out of 10 in actuality, considering the total poll pool, which is nothing. 15% of 43% of 2000 is fricking nothing, near zero. And I'm willing to bet on the "female respondents" belonging to a backup-man-heavy demographic like military wives or gfs of radical sports enthusiasts, deliberately pooled for reporting sensationalism.
All in all, you're just looking for an excuse to get mad at women, because you're but pathetic incels. Have sex for frick's sake.
This is not a prolem with women, that's just how they are programmed. They're not people so they cannot be blamed.
The real problem here is the men who are okay with their woman being disloyal, and letting her get away with all this bullshit
This has to be a targeted study specifically interviewing 20 year old tinder users in a college area, what the frick, why would so many of them admit it?
>Nutty Putty... You fear to go into those passageways. The cavers delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ed's Push... shadow and death.
>Why did he do it, bros?
First of all, white people love caves. Second of all, there are some really cool caves in N. America, including the largest cave system in the world discovered so far. Dude probably hoped he would discover a lost civilization.
He would also die if they broke his legs and then dragged his dangling broke-legged ass backwards through the caves. He was near death just sitting there.
Either you leave him there until he fricking dies, or you get one of the paramedics up top to loan you a morphine syringing, drug John, pop his knees like you're a UFC fighter and drag him out. The odds of survival are low, but better than just leaving him there.
I feel like doctors/rescuers want to get to experience the power of killing someone.
There was some of this sort of God-playing in Katrina:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Medical_Center_and_Hurricane_Katrina#Investigation
In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
4 months ago
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>In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
Those are just fetuses dummy.
4 months ago
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>In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
that's not true at all
4 months ago
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Interview detailing it, starting 2 minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3riJy0Y-Y
There's a submission to parliament detailing it if you search: SUBMISSION Human Rights (Children Born Alive Dr Joanna Howe
4 months ago
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Don't care, man. You're a fricked up schizo and probably have a whole wall of random videos that "prove" the existence of lizard people.
4 months ago
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It's a University of Adelaide professor claiming it in the context of a federal inquiry.
I admire that you concede not caring about what's true.
4 months ago
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>Australia >a past and current prison colony
You shouldn't be having babies in prison, moron. Kill them shits.
Either a doublepost or pro-baby-killing people are predictably ghouls.
4 months ago
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Yeah, but you're Australian. Think about that for a minute. Most cucked of the cucked.
4 months ago
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>Australia >a past and current prison colony
You shouldn't be having babies in prison, moron. Kill them shits.
4 months ago
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I'm wondering though: Why the confidence in "that's not true at all"? Or is it more like you don't want people to think it's true?
A few reasons.
Because current legislation allows abortion up until 24 weeks, not after.
Anyone can make a submission to the Australian Human Rights commission, it doesn't mean anything.
The case cited by the random lawyer in this video is from 1999 and the laws have been changed since then.
One tragic case from 25 years ago is not representative of abortion laws and rights we currently have.
Not to mention the lawyer is clearly biased trying to pull up a single case and act like that is the standard as opposed to showing multiple cases demonstrating a pattern or systemic issue.
4 months ago
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Ok, but they go into how that's practically circumvented in the interview. And no one is bringing up counterarguments.
And my own (now dead) family member in an adjacent country used to intentionally allow babies to die if they thought it would be in the interests of all concerned, as was, apparently, hospital practice.
And it isn't wildly unexpected given how unborn babies are talked about and treated regardless.
So it sounds like you have some sort of axe to grind, whereas the evidence leans against your view.
4 months ago
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>evidence leans against your view.
one case is a sad outlier, not a systemtic problem
also she has no proof about it being circumvented beyond anecdotes and the one aforementioned, dated case
4 months ago
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The youngest baby to survive was 21 weeks old fyi. 24 weeks is routinely survivable, if properly taken care of, as the other anon said.
4 months ago
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>baby
Really wish you'd stop using this word. Its misleading.
4 months ago
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Not really
4 months ago
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I'm wondering though: Why the confidence in "that's not true at all"? Or is it more like you don't want people to think it's true?
4 months ago
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>In the four years following Katrina, Pou helped write and pass three laws in Louisiana offering immunity to health care workers from most civil lawsuits (except in cases of intentional misconduct) for their efforts in future mass casualty situations.
Chilling
So get a fricking surgeon down there and amputate them shits. So presumptuous to just refuse to help a homie playing god
You telling me that a pedophile and a billionaire squabbling didn't stop a anaesthetist with a SCUBA tank crawling through 4 ks of Thai limestone to turn those kids into the living dead to haul them out, but they couldn't phone up UU and a get a med student down for the snip snip?
Emergency medicine's probably full of cowboys
Promise them they can keep a leg they'd do it for free
As a thought exercise, think about how he was able to get in without breaking his legs, but couldn't be pulled out without breaking his legs. It just doesn't add up.
angle of entrance /= angle of exit
he managed to get stuck in the first place because half of his body could be bent on the axis of his waist, allowing his torso to fit in, with his legs following up at an obtuse angle. Now as to pulling himself out, he would have to first bend his knees backwards, which is impossible to do unless you break his legs. this picture I drew explains it better. Dotted lines are the secondary bendable joints of the body in each situation (IE those that would only matter after the straight line, the primary joint in each scenario, would be able to bend over itself)
To be fair it's not just white people in this case. The guy was a Mormon and Mormons love caving and other extreme sports. Probably because they can't get high like most people so they look for an adrenaline high.
The white man simply has an inate drive to explore the most remote exotic locations,conquer whatever obstacles they may encounter and claim the place as his own. It just who we are and what we do. Many fail like this guy but the ones that do succeed pave the way for progress and the advancement of society
It's a pretty sketchy excuse, considering bones can bend quite a bit before they break. And it had to be possible to get his legs back out if they could fit in the other way too. They just gave up on him
I still don't understand their moronic decision to leave him there. Couldn't they just inject him with some shit so they could either break his legs and pull him out or he could go to sleep and die peacefully rather than fricking die in the dark freaked out of his mind? Either way cavers are fricking moronic.
He died about 24hrs after being stuck, due to the strain on his heart from being inverted.
The rescue effort was made incredibly difficult because the path to get to where he was stuck was almost as narrow as the shaft he got caught in, only a handful of rescue workers were brave/skilled enough to get deep enough in
The white man simply has an inate drive to explore the most remote exotic locations,conquer whatever obstacles they may encounter and claim the place as his own. It just who we are and what we do. Many fail like this guy but the ones that do succeed pave the way for progress and the advancement of society
yeah idk. I rather go into space or climb a mountain. Spelunking is one of those things that fills me with a primordial deep dread. How do you not be in constant panic attack in that hole?
The part I never get is why they never modify the holes to be more accessible, go down with a chisel and make the place better like humans do. Widen out the 'birth canal' and other narrow gaps so this sort of thing doesn't happen and more of the deeper parts can continue to be explored.
>Nothing wrong with spelunking, however don't stick your ass where it obviously won't fit
He got lost and thought he was going through a passage where you have to squeeze before coming out to a wider area. In reality he was in some unmapped area that just got tighter and tighter until he got jammed
>nothing wrong with spelunking just don't get stuck
that's the entire moronic thing about caving, I've constructed this design to show you what's inherently stupid about spelunking or cave diving. It's a fricking coin toss every time you enter a tight area, john lost the toss at nutty, people will and continue to lose these guesses, it doesn't matter if the cave is pre checked, like John anyone could make a wrong turn and its fricking over, hell someone had to take the guess first to chart the damn cave. Caving is fricking stupid and ugly, mountain climbing is a million times better and the return is an amazing view and air, what the frick kind of experience does one enjoy caving in nutty putty??
People can use dropped lightsticks and shit, though.
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Why didnt John? Why didn't any of the countless other people who got vored by the earth? Even then a glowstick and other stuff only goes so far. Enjoy the hobby all you want, but let's not pretend like it isn't 1 tiny variable away from extremely likely death
>Caving is fricking stupid and ugly, mountain climbing is a million times better and the return is an amazing view and air, what the frick kind of experience does one enjoy caving in nutty putty??
according to a 2014 analysis by Prof Sir David Spiegelhalter at Cambridge University, the UK’s leadingauthority on risk, mountaineering is probably the most dangerous sport, carrying a risk of death of around 1 per cent per climb
I'm going spelunking with a few friends this summer, no idea what I'm in for but they promised there wouldn't be too many tight passages. I'm mostly in it to see this one gigantic cave that's supposedly bigger than a football stadium. Really looking forward to it but also slightly apprehensive which I think is natural.
Kek the one we're going to is called La Salle de la Verna, no idea what that means. I've already told them I wouldn't risk going through any hole that looked too tight, but I've succumbed to peer pressure in the past so we'll see
>I'm mostly in it to see this one gigantic cave that's supposedly bigger than a football stadium
and how the frick do you wanna see this if it's supposedly pitch black down there? Sure you've got some lamps but it's not like you could ever see it in full capacity
I actually didn't think of that. I'm assuming since it's pitch black, we'll have those giga-lumens torches and light-poke our way around. One of the guy's uncle is furnishing equipment and guidance for the trip and he's got 20+ years of doing this under his belt.
this is one of the few times I've noticed someone is a shitty liar just through text
wdym? Also who the fricks lies about something as mundane as this lol, small kids go spelunking on summer camp every year anon
I've been on a guided tour of a cave. It was neat. The turned the lights out and it was pretty wild. Was this cave. Never just explored a cave on my own though.
I've never been truly caving, but I wandered into this big open cave in the Pyrenees as a teen with a flashlight and it was pretty cool (but I was too much of a pussy to walk too far in as the daylight stopped reaching eventually). I also went to Eisriesenwelt in Austria a few years ago and the guide turned out the light for a minute to give us a feel of true darkness.
>La Salle de la Verna,
whoops scratch that, turns out I'm reading the wrong WA message, that one's just a place we are visiting on the way. No idea yet what the cave's name is, although judging from what I've read here it'll be something vulgar
>La Salle de la Verna
Mate you're not going spelunking of any kind, you're going for a nice stroll in a cave that is secured with ropes, lights, guardrails and all other kinds of stuff lol
holy frick i thought that was a monstrous seagull for a moment >you're not going spelunking in La Verna because Wingdeath the Great will eviscerate you
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It does look like Wingdeath the Great swooping that poor bastard for his bag of Doritos, now that you painted the picture for me
Looks hectic. I went into a Chinese cave that had a bus-station like structure while you waited for a boat, to keep the sparrow piss off you. I walked my way in along the sides of the cave walls and there was a whole food court at the back end.
already adressed this in the post like one minute after the original. Tbh I have 0 knowledge of this stuff, someone else is doing all the work and I'll just show up.
holy frick i thought that was a monstrous seagull for a moment >you're not going spelunking in La Verna because Wingdeath the Great will eviscerate you
I'm still hoping someone stumbles on some sort of megafauna down in a cave system somewhere. Thankfully I'm too moronic to know how impossible this might be.
Looks hectic. I went into a Chinese cave that had a bus-station like structure while you waited for a boat, to keep the sparrow piss off you. I walked my way in along the sides of the cave walls and there was a whole food court at the back end.
yeah even in France a lot of these caves have been monetized to hell. Now that I've googled la verna it seems like it'll be more of a theme park thing. Pretty cool that they managed to get a hot air baloon in there though.
Kek also look at this underground Icarus, pretty funny stuff
>I'm mostly in it to see this one gigantic cave that's supposedly bigger than a football stadium
and how the frick do you wanna see this if it's supposedly pitch black down there? Sure you've got some lamps but it's not like you could ever see it in full capacity
I've been on a guided tour of a cave. It was neat. The turned the lights out and it was pretty wild. Was this cave. Never just explored a cave on my own though.
Nah as said by another anon I'm in France. Mammoth cave looks cool though, def check it out if I'm ever in Kentucky (although I don't see how that would happen)
>and a dead Indian.
isn't that on mount everest?
kek
empathy to whom? the moron that got stuck upside-down in a stone intestine on his own accord? i've no empathy for that kind of morons, or the ones that turn themselves into mush while riding a bike, or the ones that climb mountains with no safeties
See if one of the rescue team guys that tried to pull his moronic ass out of the cave got hurt in any way, I'd be empathic and I'm also sorry for the kid that has to grow up without a father and has to hear the story of how his father was so fricking moronic he got stuck upside down in a cave
you're confusing empathy and sympathy
rip anon. It was fun shitposting with you. Also, before you die, while your trapped, chisel a meme into the cave wall.
>show up to Moria >not only does Balin not give them a royal welcome >he doesn’t give them a welcome of any kind
I don’t know about dwarves, but humans consider that a dick move.
Jones’ body is still somewhere beneath me. I’m standing on the sealed entrance itself—it’s filled with concrete, and you can only peer through some inch-wide cracks into the mouth of the cave
Jones’ body is still somewhere beneath me. I’m standing on the sealed entrance itself—it’s filled with concrete, and you can only peer through some inch-wide cracks into the mouth of the cave
Jones’ body is still somewhere beneath me. I’m standing on the sealed entrance itself—it’s filled with concrete, and you can only peer through some inch-wide cracks into the mouth of the cave
I knew you wanted to go in. God, so predictable. The fact that you're here posting your photos means you didn't, which is good. We don't need to lose any more white people to small confined spaces.
Go back to the reddit...
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot POST. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn
Why didn't he just stay in his tiny shoebox flat and let his govt tell him what to do and feed him socialism like a zoo animal? God, Americans are so strange...
you're incomprehensible, who is nigel
what are you even talking about ITT
some mormon dies in a cave
you're mentioning weird slang of chavs
are you british? does an american dying in a cave upset you?
>dumb homosexual gets stuck in a cave >other dumb homosexuals fill the place with concrete, ruining it for legit excursions and whatever might have lived there >put a dumb homosexual sign at the former entrance to commemorate the dumb homosexual who died for his own dumb homosexual mistake
Fricking dumb homosexuals
I feel you man, fricking clown world. Just leave the morons to themselves. Instead we waste so much resources on them. I swear 90% all the dumb health and safety laws are cause of absolute morons. So we have to adapt society towards safety-netting every single moron on the planet to make sure they live and spread their dumb genes to burden future generations too.
I went caving in North Yorkshire as a kid, and I had one moment where my head got stuck for about 10 seconds, and I've never been more afraid in my life
I admire adrenaline junkies whatever they do, fly, swim, dive, jump, whatever, but those potholers are fricking crazy
>Why not just dig the Mormon out before he died?
Men are expendable. Knowing that you are expendable and no one really cares is a part of becoming a man. When Baby Jessica fell into an unsealed well head in her back yard in the 1980's, they hundreds of rescuers and volunteers dug a parallel hole to get her out and were willing to break her legs if necessary. If it were a dude who fell down a hole through his own obliviousness, there's a hard limit to how many fricks are given.
>When Baby Jessica fell into an unsealed well head in her back yard in the 1980's, they hundreds of rescuers and volunteers dug a parallel hole to get her out and were willing to break her legs if necessary
Slightly different than digging through hundreds of feet of rock
>extremely close
Why the frick does everyone say this, he was out enough to be given drinks and have eye contact, but they never got his legs anyway near out the actual dip. The legs were hitting the ceiling and were never bent anywhere near enough to get out. Then the pully snapped and made an impossible mission into no mission at all
I wish theyd send someone from Cinemaphile down to just talk to the guy until his dying moments. Telling him how fricking stupid he is and how he feels about dying like a moron.
hey someone post the found video of the diver who died trying to bring back the corpse of another diver to his family. And in the video the dead diver rotting head floats in like a fricking ghost
Dunno about that but some of the TWA 800 recovery videos are still on YouTube. Snibbity-snabs ate all their exposed flesh in a few days before they could be recovered.
Imagine dying in some cave for absolutely nothing, at all. Leaving behind your wife and children, for what? Fame that you fatally squeezed yourself into a tiny crack in the bowels of a cave? Cavers are more greedy for glory than any dwarf looking for gems and ore
I'm convinced the girl was a follow of S'qyathos or some other batshit cult and this was all some plan to offer her friends and herself as sacrifices to an eldritch God. It would genuinely explain her coming back with her friends to try the cave when she almost died alone doing it the first time
>Tetris looking pathways underwater to get to the secret Gollum perch area >Gollum's perch doesn't have enough oxygen in it for so many people >Not enough oxygen to swim back out with >Everybody dies balled up underwater except the one guy who refused to go in and stayed outside
Fricking grim. A cautionary tale that when something sounds fricking dumb, don't do it
Mormons, specifically. But more generally the American west is full of morons who couldn't make it in civilization. For whatever reason, this ends up being cucked moronic homosexuals for the most part despite the legends being mostly of the outlaw or lone survivalist types.
Nutty putty... you fear to go into those tunnels. John Jones crawled too greedily and too deep. You know what they left in the darkness of Nutty Putty Cave... Shadow and Flesh.
>Go to Nutty Buddy cave >Squeeze my way into the chamber where the snacks are >Sit there and enjoy unlimited naturally occurring peanut butter and chocolate snack cakes >Discover I'm now too fat to get out >ohwell.gif >Eat moar
I can understand risking life and limb to explore a cave that has frickin' gold and treasure in it. That has a risk/reward element to it. To go caving because you like crawling around in the dirt is just pointless thrill-seeking.
>can't get the dude out without breaking his legs >breaking his legs might kill him >not getting him out will surely kill him >eh lets leave him, seems too risky
the whole fricking thing sounds like a shitty movie
Yeah I never got that. I'm assuming they just left him upside down for so long eventually it wasn't an option? Mind you they were volunteers, there is no true expert professional at cave rescue just sitting around in Utah, it's all volunteers.
Yeah I never got that. I'm assuming they just left him upside down for so long eventually it wasn't an option? Mind you they were volunteers, there is no true expert professional at cave rescue just sitting around in Utah, it's all volunteers.
The horror movie part is just leaving him rather than risking it
The sort of leering psychopathy that would go into that decision. The average, everyday coldness and sadism.
If you leave him there, its not your fault.
If you break his legs and he dies for any reason, its your fault. No, good samaritan laws do not protect you here, you'd be at the mercy of a judge that may not give a shit about "but its guaranteed death if we leave him there" and may go as far as sentencing you to prison >risking your own livelihood to save a homosexual that willingly put his own life in danger for no good reason
i dont care about this guy but what about those poor frickers who got sucked into oil pipe and died there waiting for help for days which didnt come cause oil company decided its not worth the money.
>sucked into an oil pipe while doing your job >rescuing you would be a waste of money
>take a bunch of people in a tin can you built down into the ocean and implode immediately >they pretend that you didn't and make up a bunch of bullshit about "air supply" so rescuers can collect a week's pay instead of a couple hours
They should have lubed him the frick up, like ridiculous amounts of lube. Lube the cave too. You can basically eliminate friction that way. Then sedate him, and break his legs. You are basically working with a worm now.
Anything that sparks discussion and isn't another coomer/simp/hatebait thread is alright by me anon. The initial post is just an icebreaker, everything after is fair game.
Heh
still can't believe that guy left behind a beautiful wife and kids, fricking idiot had it all. Cave divers need shock therapy
reminder she found a new man within a year. Cannot make that shit up.
what's the problem with that?
t. from broken cuck home
That dumb piece of shit squeezed himself into a rock colon and died the dumbest motherfricker death on the planet, instead of seeing his wife give birth to his kid. I'm surprised it took an entire year for her to find someone to help her erase the memory of her failure of a husband. She's always going to be remembered in her town as the girl that married the fricking upside-down moron.
See I thought the dumbest moron would be the one to find a stone sphincter and get stuck in it to death, but here a fricking contender appears
well she'd better, at some point she must've realized she's married to a fricking moron that may get helpessly stuck upside-down somewhere
Is there a name for the mental illness that entails foregoing basic human empathy in order to get fake edgy points on the basket weaving site
empathy to whom? the moron that got stuck upside-down in a stone intestine on his own accord? i've no empathy for that kind of morons, or the ones that turn themselves into mush while riding a bike, or the ones that climb mountains with no safeties
See if one of the rescue team guys that tried to pull his moronic ass out of the cave got hurt in any way, I'd be empathic and I'm also sorry for the kid that has to grow up without a father and has to hear the story of how his father was so fricking moronic he got stuck upside down in a cave
See it’s funny because you type like a badass while denigrating people who do extreme sports because there’s a 100% chance you’re an emaciated milky white mommas boy
no, I'm just not fricking moronic
yeah doing anything involving going outside carries a lil bit of moronation since you’re way safer being inside nice and safe with mommy, but maybe you shouldn’t be a massive keyboard warrior if you decide to go that route.
>anything involving going outside
>anything
I specifically mentioned 3 particular, incredibly stupid, dangerous and pointless things to do, with 1 of them being INSIDE a colon made of stone.
>being inside nice and safe with mommy
I did spent some time inside with your mommy, that you're totally right about
>pointless
Anything is pointless from your weird survivalist standpoint. The folks who do these things tend to be very attuned to life, if you’ve ever talked to a caver or diver irl. It’s why this dude had such a good looking wife. Something in you internally changes when you start conquering challenges like caving which most men are too pussy to try.
>ur mom
Post body.
>Anything is pointless from your weird survivalist standpoint
Almost everything has a very good point, except shoving yourself in tight caves for absolutely no reason whatsoever, especially when you're not alone in this world. See, selfish morons like you would often glorify doing the dumb
>lE aDrEnALiNe yOu wOuLdNt GeT iT
because it's easy on you, you get to die. You won't be the wife, mother, father, or child burying a pile of human mush which was a part of their life. If you weren't so batshit stupid, you would have by now realized what the reason I'm being so vile on careless morons leaving people behind is.
>Post body.
yeah you'd like that, wouldn't you, you bottom poofter
I think it's called "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
a sense of humor
She cried about it to papers for months lmao. Then they made a piece on her finding new love. It was beyond just being a traitor it was just total money grubbing
Mormans are like that, bro. They pair up fast and hard.
A widow who remarries is an adulteress plain and simple.
>But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith.
So it's better for widows to stay single mothers?
Have to say this is the one thing I think paul is a fricking tist for. Nothing wrong with widows wanting to remarry when they can still have kids or can find a good guardian for their kids.
Its actually a misreading and out of context. Its in reference to serving the church. So the idea being: don't let young widows do it, they're just gonna remarry and then everyone will be pissed they broke their promise to serve
Christcucks are so pathetic.
0.01 yuan has been deposited to your account.
0.01 indulgences have been deposited into your account
The bible literally says that the only two valid reasons you can remarry is if your spouse dies or if they cheat on you. The latter absolves the marriage for you no strings attached, but the cheater will never be able to have a valid marriage in God's eyes ever again.
You stupid frick. Your quote isn't even related to what you're saying. And it's literally "until death do we part" in actual marriage vows, does that not spell it out enough for you?
Probably had him on standby in case her caving moron husband got stuck. Can't exactly blame her I suppose
people act baffled about why women used to be treated poorly and then women will freely admit shit like this
You say this but youd prob be a backup man for a girl you like. Female immorality is one thing but I cant really blame em when simps and betas will enable them. I can imagine most guys would have a backup girl if women were as willing as men to be the backup partner, but only guys are dumb enough and its sad.
what is the point of being a backup man? The only way you can force that into play is to sabotage the existing couple's relationship, which is a ton more work than just going out and getting your own gf
I ask myself the same, but you know how betas and simps are, they literally enable this behaviour so i cant even be mad at women for exploiting it. Im pretty sure most people would, female or male. And yeah that pretty much is the only way, which only makes these backup guys even worse.
i don't get it, as soon as I learn a woman isn't available, any feelings I have for her start to die. I'm nowhere close to chadness, but I literally cannot understand why orbiters and the like exist. What do they get out of it? Parasocial influencer/ethot relationships are even less comprehensible.
That's fricking nothing, all those stats save for the 43% "backup man havers" are referring to within the 43%, so for example those 8/10 in contact w the backup man are like 3 out of 10 in actuality, considering the total poll pool, which is nothing. 15% of 43% of 2000 is fricking nothing, near zero. And I'm willing to bet on the "female respondents" belonging to a backup-man-heavy demographic like military wives or gfs of radical sports enthusiasts, deliberately pooled for reporting sensationalism.
All in all, you're just looking for an excuse to get mad at women, because you're but pathetic incels. Have sex for frick's sake.
So who is your backup guy?
Being a backup man is some next level cuckoldry though.
Stats are probably way higher considering women won't admit to being this kind of c**t even if completely anonymous.
doesnt this mean most men are dicks for being backup men to their pals gf? on top of being cucks ofc
This is not a prolem with women, that's just how they are programmed. They're not people so they cannot be blamed.
The real problem here is the men who are okay with their woman being disloyal, and letting her get away with all this bullshit
This has to be a targeted study specifically interviewing 20 year old tinder users in a college area, what the frick, why would so many of them admit it?
good
natural selection did its job(bad luck coded genes)
>i WANT my children raised by a single mom
>diver
NOOO DONT DO IT GIMLI
>Nutty Putty... You fear to go into those passageways. The cavers delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ed's Push... shadow and death.
>We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out...
Kek
People are saying that Nutty Putty cave was the Gabby Petito of spelunking, and it's getting to the point that it's even making ME concerned.
Why did he do it, bros?
He didn't. They were both accidentally killed during a delta force training exercise.
schizo pls
>Why did he do it, bros?
First of all, white people love caves. Second of all, there are some really cool caves in N. America, including the largest cave system in the world discovered so far. Dude probably hoped he would discover a lost civilization.
I wasn't talking about this at all, anon.
You know you can start threads and "talk" about whatever subject crosses your mind, right?
Don't reply to my post with unrelated garbage, homosexual. Simple as.
>Simple as.
Oh, you should have just posted that you're foreign. Of course you don't know how thread topics work.
>foreign
newbie.
>not denying it
Yup. Definitely foreign.
Thank you for reminding me of that movie
Featuring Canadian villain Garth Vader
unironic fans of The Final Sacrifice are a rare and special breed
>bearded egg
Never trust these frickers
Elaborate
Untrustworthy physiognomy. They tend to be neurotic numales or Bilzerian/Tate new money types that make a fortune off of prostitution/gambling/scams.
the hbomber phenotype
>YOU. SHALL NOT. ESCAPE.
I'd rather go through squatty potty cave.
he wasn't perving, he was a real a ninja waiting for the right butthole to show up
QRD?
You know what they awoke in the darkness of dead stone...
I can't believe he didn't just rotate his body 180 degrees so his knees could bend.
Honestly, he deserved it.
No, thanks. Heard all about it
They should've broken his legs and hauled him out no matter what.
>what about their legs, we can break those
>noooo you can't break his legs, you have to let a father die
He would also die if they broke his legs and then dragged his dangling broke-legged ass backwards through the caves. He was near death just sitting there.
Either you leave him there until he fricking dies, or you get one of the paramedics up top to loan you a morphine syringing, drug John, pop his knees like you're a UFC fighter and drag him out. The odds of survival are low, but better than just leaving him there.
I feel like doctors/rescuers want to get to experience the power of killing someone.
There was some of this sort of God-playing in Katrina:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Medical_Center_and_Hurricane_Katrina#Investigation
In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
>In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
Those are just fetuses dummy.
>In Australia, babies will come out live from abortions and be intentionally left to die, despite the technology existing to save them (same tech used for prematurely born babies).
that's not true at all
Interview detailing it, starting 2 minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3riJy0Y-Y
There's a submission to parliament detailing it if you search: SUBMISSION Human Rights (Children Born Alive Dr Joanna Howe
Don't care, man. You're a fricked up schizo and probably have a whole wall of random videos that "prove" the existence of lizard people.
It's a University of Adelaide professor claiming it in the context of a federal inquiry.
I admire that you concede not caring about what's true.
Either a doublepost or pro-baby-killing people are predictably ghouls.
Yeah, but you're Australian. Think about that for a minute. Most cucked of the cucked.
>Australia
>a past and current prison colony
You shouldn't be having babies in prison, moron. Kill them shits.
A few reasons.
Because current legislation allows abortion up until 24 weeks, not after.
Anyone can make a submission to the Australian Human Rights commission, it doesn't mean anything.
The case cited by the random lawyer in this video is from 1999 and the laws have been changed since then.
One tragic case from 25 years ago is not representative of abortion laws and rights we currently have.
Not to mention the lawyer is clearly biased trying to pull up a single case and act like that is the standard as opposed to showing multiple cases demonstrating a pattern or systemic issue.
Ok, but they go into how that's practically circumvented in the interview. And no one is bringing up counterarguments.
And my own (now dead) family member in an adjacent country used to intentionally allow babies to die if they thought it would be in the interests of all concerned, as was, apparently, hospital practice.
And it isn't wildly unexpected given how unborn babies are talked about and treated regardless.
So it sounds like you have some sort of axe to grind, whereas the evidence leans against your view.
>evidence leans against your view.
one case is a sad outlier, not a systemtic problem
also she has no proof about it being circumvented beyond anecdotes and the one aforementioned, dated case
The youngest baby to survive was 21 weeks old fyi. 24 weeks is routinely survivable, if properly taken care of, as the other anon said.
>baby
Really wish you'd stop using this word. Its misleading.
Not really
I'm wondering though: Why the confidence in "that's not true at all"? Or is it more like you don't want people to think it's true?
>In the four years following Katrina, Pou helped write and pass three laws in Louisiana offering immunity to health care workers from most civil lawsuits (except in cases of intentional misconduct) for their efforts in future mass casualty situations.
Chilling
So get a fricking surgeon down there and amputate them shits. So presumptuous to just refuse to help a homie playing god
You telling me that a pedophile and a billionaire squabbling didn't stop a anaesthetist with a SCUBA tank crawling through 4 ks of Thai limestone to turn those kids into the living dead to haul them out, but they couldn't phone up UU and a get a med student down for the snip snip?
Emergency medicine's probably full of cowboys
Promise them they can keep a leg they'd do it for free
Why didn't they just leave some cidies and BBC at the entrance? He'd break his own legs to get to those.
No space to turn around. That passage was like eight inches across.
As a thought exercise, think about how he was able to get in without breaking his legs, but couldn't be pulled out without breaking his legs. It just doesn't add up.
He went in forwards.
Oh, I didn't know knees bend forwards. How silly of me.
angle of entrance /= angle of exit
he managed to get stuck in the first place because half of his body could be bent on the axis of his waist, allowing his torso to fit in, with his legs following up at an obtuse angle. Now as to pulling himself out, he would have to first bend his knees backwards, which is impossible to do unless you break his legs. this picture I drew explains it better. Dotted lines are the secondary bendable joints of the body in each situation (IE those that would only matter after the straight line, the primary joint in each scenario, would be able to bend over itself)
>dang, looks like a dead end
>OH N-
tf is wrong with white people?
instinct to explore which usually gets us killed but some of us make it and find cool stuff
in my case, diabetes and a receding hairline
wby?
You will never get it.
To be fair it's not just white people in this case. The guy was a Mormon and Mormons love caving and other extreme sports. Probably because they can't get high like most people so they look for an adrenaline high.
The white man simply has an inate drive to explore the most remote exotic locations,conquer whatever obstacles they may encounter and claim the place as his own. It just who we are and what we do. Many fail like this guy but the ones that do succeed pave the way for progress and the advancement of society
The Western urge to explore infinity
The Faustian Spirit
we will go to extreme lengths to avoid seeing minorities
Why the frick did they build a cave with a dead end like that?
i've never made this connection until now, but i feel like all of these guys are just secret vore fetishists
probably more into unbirthing or some shit like that when you read the names they give to parts of the cave
It's a pretty sketchy excuse, considering bones can bend quite a bit before they break. And it had to be possible to get his legs back out if they could fit in the other way too. They just gave up on him
Do think he had to pee while he was upside down?
>He's in a cave hole.
I still don't understand their moronic decision to leave him there. Couldn't they just inject him with some shit so they could either break his legs and pull him out or he could go to sleep and die peacefully rather than fricking die in the dark freaked out of his mind? Either way cavers are fricking moronic.
He died about 24hrs after being stuck, due to the strain on his heart from being inverted.
The rescue effort was made incredibly difficult because the path to get to where he was stuck was almost as narrow as the shaft he got caught in, only a handful of rescue workers were brave/skilled enough to get deep enough in
They had plenty of time to jab him, they just wanted to watch him die. He deserved it for being a moronic caver but that's the truth.
yeah idk. I rather go into space or climb a mountain. Spelunking is one of those things that fills me with a primordial deep dread. How do you not be in constant panic attack in that hole?
The part I never get is why they never modify the holes to be more accessible, go down with a chisel and make the place better like humans do. Widen out the 'birth canal' and other narrow gaps so this sort of thing doesn't happen and more of the deeper parts can continue to be explored.
I woulda just flexed outta there. Did he even lift?
My god, Saddam was hiding in Louisiana this whole time?
I do not understand cavers
They're like big holes in the ground.
Cavers not caves or caverns
People who spelunk
There could be something cool down there.
I spelunked in your moms cave last night if you catch my cold
Nothing wrong with spelunking, however don't stick your ass where it obviously won't fit
I’m not saying it’s wrong I just don’t understand it. I’ve seen so many things about getting stuck. Seems abjectly terrifying
>I’m not saying it’s wrong I just don’t understand it
what can I say men love tight holes
they dont call it nutty putty for nothing
>Nothing wrong with spelunking, however don't stick your ass where it obviously won't fit
He got lost and thought he was going through a passage where you have to squeeze before coming out to a wider area. In reality he was in some unmapped area that just got tighter and tighter until he got jammed
>nothing wrong with spelunking just don't get stuck
that's the entire moronic thing about caving, I've constructed this design to show you what's inherently stupid about spelunking or cave diving. It's a fricking coin toss every time you enter a tight area, john lost the toss at nutty, people will and continue to lose these guesses, it doesn't matter if the cave is pre checked, like John anyone could make a wrong turn and its fricking over, hell someone had to take the guess first to chart the damn cave. Caving is fricking stupid and ugly, mountain climbing is a million times better and the return is an amazing view and air, what the frick kind of experience does one enjoy caving in nutty putty??
People can use dropped lightsticks and shit, though.
Why didnt John? Why didn't any of the countless other people who got vored by the earth? Even then a glowstick and other stuff only goes so far. Enjoy the hobby all you want, but let's not pretend like it isn't 1 tiny variable away from extremely likely death
>Caving is fricking stupid and ugly, mountain climbing is a million times better and the return is an amazing view and air, what the frick kind of experience does one enjoy caving in nutty putty??
according to a 2014 analysis by Prof Sir David Spiegelhalter at Cambridge University, the UK’s leadingauthority on risk, mountaineering is probably the most dangerous sport, carrying a risk of death of around 1 per cent per climb
I spelunked your mom's ass last night, left her some of my nutty putty.
Which is least to most moronic
Spelunking
Cave diving
Extreme free and solo climbing
Solo Climbing
Spelunking
Extreme Free
Cave Diving
>tight cave spelunking is less dangerous than free climbing
wat
I'm going spelunking with a few friends this summer, no idea what I'm in for but they promised there wouldn't be too many tight passages. I'm mostly in it to see this one gigantic cave that's supposedly bigger than a football stadium. Really looking forward to it but also slightly apprehensive which I think is natural.
I'll remember you when you get stuck in "Satans Bumhole" cave
Kek the one we're going to is called La Salle de la Verna, no idea what that means. I've already told them I wouldn't risk going through any hole that looked too tight, but I've succumbed to peer pressure in the past so we'll see
I actually didn't think of that. I'm assuming since it's pitch black, we'll have those giga-lumens torches and light-poke our way around. One of the guy's uncle is furnishing equipment and guidance for the trip and he's got 20+ years of doing this under his belt.
wdym? Also who the fricks lies about something as mundane as this lol, small kids go spelunking on summer camp every year anon
I've never been truly caving, but I wandered into this big open cave in the Pyrenees as a teen with a flashlight and it was pretty cool (but I was too much of a pussy to walk too far in as the daylight stopped reaching eventually). I also went to Eisriesenwelt in Austria a few years ago and the guide turned out the light for a minute to give us a feel of true darkness.
>La Salle de la Verna,
whoops scratch that, turns out I'm reading the wrong WA message, that one's just a place we are visiting on the way. No idea yet what the cave's name is, although judging from what I've read here it'll be something vulgar
>La Salle de la Verna
Mate you're not going spelunking of any kind, you're going for a nice stroll in a cave that is secured with ropes, lights, guardrails and all other kinds of stuff lol
holy frick i thought that was a monstrous seagull for a moment
>you're not going spelunking in La Verna because Wingdeath the Great will eviscerate you
It does look like Wingdeath the Great swooping that poor bastard for his bag of Doritos, now that you painted the picture for me
Looks hectic. I went into a Chinese cave that had a bus-station like structure while you waited for a boat, to keep the sparrow piss off you. I walked my way in along the sides of the cave walls and there was a whole food court at the back end.
already adressed this in the post like one minute after the original. Tbh I have 0 knowledge of this stuff, someone else is doing all the work and I'll just show up.
I'm still hoping someone stumbles on some sort of megafauna down in a cave system somewhere. Thankfully I'm too moronic to know how impossible this might be.
yeah even in France a lot of these caves have been monetized to hell. Now that I've googled la verna it seems like it'll be more of a theme park thing. Pretty cool that they managed to get a hot air baloon in there though.
Kek also look at this underground Icarus, pretty funny stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=avPoENcUcEw
lol do French people use Notre Dame as a measurement unit the same way Americans do with football fields?
>I'm mostly in it to see this one gigantic cave that's supposedly bigger than a football stadium
and how the frick do you wanna see this if it's supposedly pitch black down there? Sure you've got some lamps but it's not like you could ever see it in full capacity
this is one of the few times I've noticed someone is a shitty liar just through text
I've been on a guided tour of a cave. It was neat. The turned the lights out and it was pretty wild. Was this cave. Never just explored a cave on my own though.
>fat man's misery
kek, do they have a tight, wide passage named "roastie's envy"?
Mammoth Cave? Chances are if there's lights and railings and signs and shit you're probably good. Picrel, looks pretty cool
Unlikely, consindering that the anon already established that he's in europe
Mammoth cave is largest explored cave system in the world. Lots of cool shit to check out including underground rivers and a dead Indian.
>and a dead Indian.
isn't that on mount everest?
Nah as said by another anon I'm in France. Mammoth cave looks cool though, def check it out if I'm ever in Kentucky (although I don't see how that would happen)
kek
you're confusing empathy and sympathy
"Karl was here"
rip anon. It was fun shitposting with you. Also, before you die, while your trapped, chisel a meme into the cave wall.
"you think tightness is your ally"
>show up to Moria
>not only does Balin not give them a royal welcome
>he doesn’t give them a welcome of any kind
I don’t know about dwarves, but humans consider that a dick move.
he could have at least left the front door open, what a dick!
This is a picture of me at the mouth of Nutty Putty last year
Did you go inside? Or has it been blocked off after the incident?
It's blocked.
Show you at the Zoo now
You just know they have a secret hidden entrance
I’d be surprised. It’s really out in the middle of nowhere—no apparent way to get in anywhere around
You should have graffitied "this dumb homosexual ruined it for the rest of us" next to his dumb homosexual face.
>high socks with low shoes
why do autists do this
because wearing any kind of low sock means i'm going to have my ankle bones tickled all fricking day
and the REALLY low socks look gay. IMO
always the white socks too
low socks are for homosexuals
Low socks are gay.
I might look like a spergy grandpa cyclist, but I'll take that over feeling like an effeminate zoomer.
>not just grabbing whatever socks are in my sock drawer
Truly ye are women
don't know why autists would do that, but the other men are doing it so they don't look like moronic homosexuals
Tubby
michael rapaport?
based fa/tv/irgin
A daring synthesis
Jones’ body is still somewhere beneath me. I’m standing on the sealed entrance itself—it’s filled with concrete, and you can only peer through some inch-wide cracks into the mouth of the cave
i want to bury my face between your thighs
You didn't crawl in, did you? I know you people like to do shit like that. Just know there's no Vietnamese inside.
>Just know there's no Vietnamese inside.
You can't possibly know that for sure.
I knew you wanted to go in. God, so predictable. The fact that you're here posting your photos means you didn't, which is good. We don't need to lose any more white people to small confined spaces.
WE CAN'T HELP IT
could you smell anything?
Not at all. From what I’ve read, he’s at least 30-40 feet down.
I know who you are
I wish you did
what a hunk
>the dead should fear the strong
Go back to the reddit...
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot POST. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn
How did dwarves explore caves for gems since they were so fat and round?
How they know he was dead? Did they just twiddle their thumbs for a week and then give up?
Why didn't he just stay in his tiny shoebox flat and let his govt tell him what to do and feed him socialism like a zoo animal? God, Americans are so strange...
what the frick are you going on about, for real
>oi wot you mean, innit?
pardon
You're oiing pretty hard, Nigel
you're incomprehensible, who is nigel
what are you even talking about ITT
some mormon dies in a cave
you're mentioning weird slang of chavs
are you british? does an american dying in a cave upset you?
You're not fooling me, Nigel
Why go into caves again? To die a horrible death?
>man "dies" in cave
Sure thing. I totally believe that.
>a cave with a troll and a balrog was unironically safer than nutty putty
frick caves
>dumbfrick besmirches nature with some plaque because of his own completely avoidable actions
What did they mean by this
>our rock
That's in really poor taste. Also, why is his portrait between two steeples? And what the frick is HMMS? Some gay bong shit?
I thought his name was Nutty Putty
No, jej
vax status?
"Passed away?" Come on, huh?!
Last of them
>dumb homosexual gets stuck in a cave
>other dumb homosexuals fill the place with concrete, ruining it for legit excursions and whatever might have lived there
>put a dumb homosexual sign at the former entrance to commemorate the dumb homosexual who died for his own dumb homosexual mistake
Fricking dumb homosexuals
I feel you man, fricking clown world. Just leave the morons to themselves. Instead we waste so much resources on them. I swear 90% all the dumb health and safety laws are cause of absolute morons. So we have to adapt society towards safety-netting every single moron on the planet to make sure they live and spread their dumb genes to burden future generations too.
I went caving in North Yorkshire as a kid, and I had one moment where my head got stuck for about 10 seconds, and I've never been more afraid in my life
I admire adrenaline junkies whatever they do, fly, swim, dive, jump, whatever, but those potholers are fricking crazy
Why not just dig the Mormon out before he died?
>Why not just dig the Mormon out before he died?
Men are expendable. Knowing that you are expendable and no one really cares is a part of becoming a man. When Baby Jessica fell into an unsealed well head in her back yard in the 1980's, they hundreds of rescuers and volunteers dug a parallel hole to get her out and were willing to break her legs if necessary. If it were a dude who fell down a hole through his own obliviousness, there's a hard limit to how many fricks are given.
>When Baby Jessica fell into an unsealed well head in her back yard in the 1980's, they hundreds of rescuers and volunteers dug a parallel hole to get her out and were willing to break her legs if necessary
Slightly different than digging through hundreds of feet of rock
They were extremely close to getting him out. Then their pulley system broke and it was too late to repair it.
>extremely close
Why the frick does everyone say this, he was out enough to be given drinks and have eye contact, but they never got his legs anyway near out the actual dip. The legs were hitting the ceiling and were never bent anywhere near enough to get out. Then the pully snapped and made an impossible mission into no mission at all
Wonder if the last paramedic to leave just gave him a huge morphine dose and left. At least make it a little easier on him.
I wish theyd send someone from Cinemaphile down to just talk to the guy until his dying moments. Telling him how fricking stupid he is and how he feels about dying like a moron.
>aaaghh...uunn...aaaaaagghh
That's alright, it do be like that except you be upside down and noone can help you.
this thread made me want to watch that internet historian video
ill hook ya in the gabber mate
This is an English-language only site, "mate"
it's plagiarism
What's the original? I'll watch that instead.
This thread started out really funny, then it turned into arguments over abortion, wypipo and women. Many such cases. SAD!
I think aborting white females is funny.
hey someone post the found video of the diver who died trying to bring back the corpse of another diver to his family. And in the video the dead diver rotting head floats in like a fricking ghost
Dunno about that but some of the TWA 800 recovery videos are still on YouTube. Snibbity-snabs ate all their exposed flesh in a few days before they could be recovered.
spooky
*also
Cave Divers are legit morons and they deserve all the mockery they get
https://youtube.com/shorts/NcUktm0W4Bs?si=ntmHftIDE5kJ3784
we need a gif of gimli doing his little head turn when he delivers this line
If I was in that cave it wouldn't have went down like that
based marky mark
Marky Mark just wishin' some terries would get froggy
Excellent meme synthesis anon, a daring new formula.
Why didn't they just ask the squid to carry them through the underwater tunnels?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8999972/
Reminds of the diver who recorded his own last moments
that's fricked when he starts to panic in the end
water is spoopy
>Dave Not Coming Back
The frick? What kind of name is that? Sounds ESL kek
I presume it's the message passed up to other divers when Dave inevitably became unable to return.
Here's a much more detailed account of what happened in the cave
https://cavehaven.com/nutty-putty-cave-accident/
Not bad not bad
But I raise you with this absolute kino:
4 people, 2 deaths
https://dynamic.hs.fi/2014/deep/
>Drums... Drums, in the deep...
Imagine dying in some cave for absolutely nothing, at all. Leaving behind your wife and children, for what? Fame that you fatally squeezed yourself into a tiny crack in the bowels of a cave? Cavers are more greedy for glory than any dwarf looking for gems and ore
Frick caves and frick cavers
Could be worse, you could've drowned in Gollums Cave
I'm convinced the girl was a follow of S'qyathos or some other batshit cult and this was all some plan to offer her friends and herself as sacrifices to an eldritch God. It would genuinely explain her coming back with her friends to try the cave when she almost died alone doing it the first time
>Tetris looking pathways underwater to get to the secret Gollum perch area
>Gollum's perch doesn't have enough oxygen in it for so many people
>Not enough oxygen to swim back out with
>Everybody dies balled up underwater except the one guy who refused to go in and stayed outside
Fricking grim. A cautionary tale that when something sounds fricking dumb, don't do it
>Again in Utah
The frick is wrong with people from utah
Mormons, specifically. But more generally the American west is full of morons who couldn't make it in civilization. For whatever reason, this ends up being cucked moronic homosexuals for the most part despite the legends being mostly of the outlaw or lone survivalist types.
There's frick all to do there.
What moron brought a candle into the inner cave? Fricking Morons.
Nutty putty... you fear to go into those tunnels. John Jones crawled too greedily and too deep. You know what they left in the darkness of Nutty Putty Cave... Shadow and Flesh.
huh?
It's a meme you dip.
>Nutty Putty Cave... You fear to go into those caverns. You know what John Jones awoke in the darkness of Ed's Push... shadow and broken legs...
I'd rather go to Nutty Buddy cave.
hell yeah dude
>Go to Nutty Buddy cave
>Squeeze my way into the chamber where the snacks are
>Sit there and enjoy unlimited naturally occurring peanut butter and chocolate snack cakes
>Discover I'm now too fat to get out
>ohwell.gif
>Eat moar
I can understand risking life and limb to explore a cave that has frickin' gold and treasure in it. That has a risk/reward element to it. To go caving because you like crawling around in the dirt is just pointless thrill-seeking.
>can't get the dude out without breaking his legs
>breaking his legs might kill him
>not getting him out will surely kill him
>eh lets leave him, seems too risky
the whole fricking thing sounds like a shitty movie
The horror movie part is just leaving him rather than risking it
The sort of leering psychopathy that would go into that decision. The average, everyday coldness and sadism.
Yeah I never got that. I'm assuming they just left him upside down for so long eventually it wasn't an option? Mind you they were volunteers, there is no true expert professional at cave rescue just sitting around in Utah, it's all volunteers.
If you leave him there, its not your fault.
If you break his legs and he dies for any reason, its your fault. No, good samaritan laws do not protect you here, you'd be at the mercy of a judge that may not give a shit about "but its guaranteed death if we leave him there" and may go as far as sentencing you to prison
>risking your own livelihood to save a homosexual that willingly put his own life in danger for no good reason
This ain't China, Xhang.
Read your own country's laws better, cleetus.
i dont care about this guy but what about those poor frickers who got sucked into oil pipe and died there waiting for help for days which didnt come cause oil company decided its not worth the money.
>sucked into an oil pipe while doing your job
>rescuing you would be a waste of money
>take a bunch of people in a tin can you built down into the ocean and implode immediately
>they pretend that you didn't and make up a bunch of bullshit about "air supply" so rescuers can collect a week's pay instead of a couple hours
Perhaps he’s wondering how someone’s legs could bend the angle to get down into the hole but not the same angle to get back out.
If I break those legs will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
They should have lubed him the frick up, like ridiculous amounts of lube. Lube the cave too. You can basically eliminate friction that way. Then sedate him, and break his legs. You are basically working with a worm now.
A daring synthesis
>Let us go through nutty putty cave
>255 replies
Op here, I'm surprised too, just wanted to post a shitty joke
Why do you guys get so into meme topics? Like that guy who murdered his family, that guy who died in the cave, or the “demon core”
>murdered his family
They had it coming.
how often does a bloke moron his way into death inside a nutty putty
>Why do you guys get so into meme topics?
ironically you're the most autistic one on here
hey who knows what a man is capable of once a tight butthole's winking invitation is involved
>meme topics
Anything that sparks discussion and isn't another coomer/simp/hatebait thread is alright by me anon. The initial post is just an icebreaker, everything after is fair game.
>mfw I go through Nutty Putt cave
he could have gotten him out of the cave
Not gonna lie, watching these kind of videos is comfy as frick. If you disagree you're definitely not white.
Why didnt they just make for the gap of Rohan?
its not too late elon can still save him
wat is it like to have what that guy has, there's no limit on what you can do, where you can go, what you can eat, whom you can frick
probably sucks considering he spends all his time thirsting over amber heard and seething on twitter
>nicknamed the cave of death
>they had no idea of the deadly danger inside
I presume the nickname came after