darkness had spread through middle earth. it was way worse than peter jackson's movies made it out to be. fact of the matter is that they believed that if they're movements were random, that Sauron could not predict them. because flying eagles to Mordor would be too predictable.
one may also allude to the idea that God himself was guiding the fellowship. but that's too Christian theology for homosexual Hollywood to understand.
the only source on this i could remember / find was letter 192 >"Frodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far. The Other Power then took over: the Writer of the Story (by which I do not mean myself), 'that one ever-present Person who is never absent and never named'
but i think gollum falling had more to do with him swearing on the ring and breaking that promise, generally in the legendarium broken oaths are taken fairly seriously and it's implied there's pretty serious ramifications
5 months ago
Anonymous
cool thanks for taking the time to post that.
But, to me it's vague enough that one can't say "directly". You yourself have your own interpretation.
It could be that Eru purposefully made oaths that serious because he knew one day it would frick over Gollum in particular. Which, I find to be a very indirect but also hilarious way for a god to intervene in his world.
5 months ago
Anonymous
i don't think it's that specific - i think oaths work that way because they worked that way in the faerie stories and old legends tolkien was writing in the style of
that's just sort of what people believed i guess, and that belief system comes through
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not sure what you mean by specific.
What I'm saying is that Eru designed the world in such a way to get the desired outcome in the end. This would qualify as "intervention" but wouldn't be so mundane as Him just using magic hand on Gollum at the very end.
5 months ago
Anonymous
i meant that i don't think the world was designed with gollum in mind
5 months ago
Anonymous
got ya, that's why I said it would be a hilarious interpretation.
Right... he was doing nothing until a random hobbit accidentally failed his sneak check, then the Balrog decided to guard the bridge to stop the random hobbit and his friends from crossing it, because they made a noise.
Why the frick not? Isn't Saueonnsuper powerful? I mean if Glorfindal and Gandalf could both kill Balrog, surely Sauron could command them to do his bidding!
No he couldn't. He couldn't even use shelob or smaug. He wasn't some badass army commander. He was a sorcerer and trickster who got his ass handed to him several times first by a dog in the first age and then by gil galad and elendil at the start of the second age.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sauron just got beaten over and over huh? Just kept coming back for more. It was only after all the stronger people had left and only weaklings remained that he finally had a real chance
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes and every time he came back, he was a little weaker.
Balrogs serve Morgoth, not some literally who lieutenant.
Balrogs are higher ranked than Sauron in Morgoth's army
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Balrogs are higher ranked than Sauron in Morgoth's army
No, they aren't. lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
They answered to their captain Gothmog and directly to Morgoth. Sauron, while being higher ranked than any balrog, wasn't really a part of the equation.
5 months ago
Anonymous
All this tells you is that Morgoth is a higher rank than Sauron. It doesn't say anything about Balrogs and Sauron's relative position in the command structure.
do all the orcs work for sauron? aren't most of the orcs just random evil dudes who live places?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just reading FoTR with my son now (up to after where they peave Lorien now), so I'm not an expert. But before they go into Moria, they express concern about spies of "the Enemy," including animals like the birds. I don't remember id it said anywhere that the orcs of Moria were servants of Sauron or Saruman or in alleigance with them. This page says that Sauron had originally sent the orcs there.
https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Moria-orcs
But it does sound least like the balrog was cooperating with the orcs. I think some have the idea that the balrog was a free agent that only served itself, and I think the movie (which I haven't seen in 20 years) might have had the orcs run away when the balrog came, but this picture seems more true to the book
https://www.studio54.co.uk/gallery/tolkien-gallery/
seems to be by Paul Raymond Gregory
5 months ago
Anonymous
I looked up the clip and, yes, the orcs run away and scamper up the walls when the balrog comes. In the book, Gandalf first encounters when the balrog earlier when he's holding the door against the orcs in the room containing Balin's tomb. Then Gandalf falls down the stairs and says he felt something powerful breaking his enchantment on the door, implying the balrog was helping the orcs break through the door. Then it sounds like the balrog chases after the company together with the orcs.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>This page says that Sauron had originally sent the orcs there.
I think if you go just by the book, there is no explanation of why those orcs are there. It's easy enough to imagine they've just been living there for some centuries, and perhaps would join with Sauron if given the chance.
But that being said there is more lore than just what we see in the book, some of it actually written by Tolkien himself, but there is also plenty of lore of dubious quality.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>But before they go into Moria, they express concern about spies of "the Enemy," including animals like the birds.
It can be interpreted as forces of evil in general. Or evil as a concept, as a driving force with physical manifestations. And one group of orcs will almost certainly let another group of orcs, and thus their master(s), know everything that has happened, given enough time.
It's possible the Balrog could have destroyed the ring as well. It was an living embodiment of flame and an ancient creature of with primordial powers.
>It's possible the Balrog could have destroyed the ring as well.
No, it isn't. It could have taken and wielded the ring though. That'd be pretty fearsome.
if that were true what was gandalf the fool thinking here? better freeze up in the mountains than make an enemy worse than the current one
5 months ago
Anonymous
>gandalf the fool
You said it yourself.
5 months ago
Anonymous
if that were true what was gandalf the fool thinking here? better freeze up in the mountains than make an enemy worse than the current one
gandalf won
5 months ago
Anonymous
>if my enemy kills me, I win!
5 months ago
Anonymous
>JRRHackein wants le epic wizard man to fight le epic fire lizard >Accidentally kill off your most powerful good guy character >"Oh, and uh, he came back to life!"
What a fricking HACK
5 months ago
Anonymous
>take norse paganism and shoehorn in all your israelite on a stick desert religion like some sort of Sonichu abomination >pretend it's your own original content
Tolkien was always a hack.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>pagantroon opinion
Hmm
5 months ago
Anonymous
lewischuds how will we recover
5 months ago
Anonymous
what Norse paganism?
5 months ago
Anonymous
All the Dwarves names, for example
Elves, as a concept, aswell.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Tolkien Elves couldn't be more different than Norse "elves" (that we only know about because of Catholic monks btw).
5 months ago
Anonymous
I said as a concept, anon. But Tolkein Dwarves are literally just Norse dwarves
I'm not the angry pagansperg that post was replying too btw, I'm just saying
5 months ago
Anonymous
there isnt much on alfar other than light elves and dark elves and the words are sometimes synonymous with dwarf and magical creature in general but there is an alfheim ruled by freyr i think of the vanir
5 months ago
Anonymous
muh REAL paganism was already distorted by monks transcribing all of the legends
Also if he ripped off anything it was Finnish mythology
5 months ago
Anonymous
get back to your shit book, gurm
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Caradhras
Certain death >Mine
Goblins and some balrog b***h he can slap with Glamdring
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gandalf didn't know that the dwarves had awoken a balrog in the mines. He knew that something evil had been unleashed there, but not what it was.
We can conclude this is false since Dragons were Valaraukar/Fire Spirits/Balrogs given scales and corporeal bodies, and Gandalf states that not even Ancalagon the Black, the greatest dragon ever, could not have melted the one ring.
>not even Ancalagon the Black, the greatest dragon ever, could not have melted the one ring.
Exactly this.
I wonder how these people come up with ideas like "the Balrog could destroy it".
What YouTube videos did they watch?
What bits of lore did they misunderstand?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Im convinced its dead internet theory all over.
I mean how many thousand lotr threads have we had over the years?
How many times have someone claimed that the hobbits turn invisible because the ring bolsters their sneakiness? Every thread there are people asking these absolute entry level questions.
I simply dont buy those turnover rates where a new batch of tards visit these threads every day. Yes the thought has occurred that they are just engagement baiting but there are much easier ways to do that
5 months ago
Anonymous
>hobbits turn invisible because the ring bolsters their sneakiness
kek that's a good one.
But even if it's all baiters, there would be many more just reading it and not realizing it's bait. Then they go and spread this misinformation. It's a pox!
5 months ago
Anonymous
>so what does the ring actually do >why didnt they fly >Why didnt Sauron guard the entrance
We need a sticky or a pasta that covers enough of these dumbass inventions, they ruin all interesting discussions when all energy is directed toward the paste-eaters
I would welcome flame wars over who Gil-Galads father was at this point
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I would welcome flame wars over who Gil-Galads father was at this point
sounds incredibly autistic. I'm into it. Perhaps Cinemaphile isn't the board for it though
>not even Ancalagon the Black, the greatest dragon ever, could not have melted the one ring.
Exactly this.
I wonder how these people come up with ideas like "the Balrog could destroy it".
What YouTube videos did they watch?
What bits of lore did they misunderstand?
>Dragons were...Balrogs given scales and corporeal bodies >Exactly this
Lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
Le lmao because we arent pulling shit out of our ass when discussing lotr lore in a lotr thread.
Ok buddy
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Dragons are balrogs
Le rofl yea you guise are real lore masters fr fr on god
5 months ago
Anonymous
There are 3 main theories, that is the best one. Gonna cry?
that's not what is stated at all he says he doubts there are any dragons still alive that could melt it which implies previous dragons could and leaves the possibility that lesser dragons could too
5 months ago
Anonymous
Dragons were not maiar homosexual, morgoth creates them only during the first age
See what I mean?
Bait or moronation, dont know dont care.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Have we hurt your sauron boo anon, are you hard for him right now?
5 months ago
Anonymous
"It has been said that dragon-fire could
melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now
any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough;
nor was there ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black,
who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for
that was made by Sauron himself."
Oh no, you made me spend 15 sec finding the paragraph and pasting it here. Gonna cry?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Is gandalf an expert on the first age and the ring now. The guy who spent 17 yrs researching when it was right under his nose. Sorry i'm not going to take his word for it. There's no way of knowing whether dragon fire could have destroyed other than some rumour. Only sauron knew that.
5 months ago
Anonymous
okay Mister Im-Gonna-Deconstruct-That
5 months ago
Anonymous
You have nothing more to say, you can't even refute that, are you going to cry now that you have no passage to copy paste?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Is gandalf an expert on the first age
Yes. He has lived through it all. He predates it.
Aren't Sauron and the Balrogs pretty much equal in rank under Morgoth consider they're all maiar he seduced? Or was Sauron always his favorite b***h boy?
Sauron was Morgoth's second in command, but the Balrogs were much stronger. Strong enough to scare Ungoliant who herself was stronger than Morgoth.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then how did Gandalf slay a Balrog?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Then how did Gandalf slay a Balrog?
You should read about my boy Ecthelion. >There Gothmog lord of Balrogs beat down Egalmoth, but Ecthelion came inbetween despite being pale as steel. During the duel, Ecthelion was wounded in the hand and lost his sword. Gothmog then was about to deliver a blow with his whip when Ecthelion jumped and drove the spike of his helmet into Gothmog's body. Twining his legs with the enemy's, both fell into the Fountain of the King. Gothmog died there with Ecthelion, sank because of his steel armor.
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ecthelion
Sauron at his peak was more powerful than any Balrog by far. These days the Balrog probably could've taken him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sauron was as powerful as he was mostly due to the dark sorcery he learned from Morgoth, and he is an exceedingly dangerous manipulator, but in terms of raw power the Balrogs surpass him.
Sauron was the most powerul of all Maias, he was lesser only to Ainur who themselves were demigods. Equalling him to fiery dragons doesn’t do him justice, no. Not even gothmog the Great would stand a chance
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Sauron was the most powerul of all Maias
Headcanon. He was a very powerful Maia, but not necessarily the most powerful. Eonwe, Osse, Melian to name a few were on par. Sauron is kind of a b***h actually when you consider his combat track record. >Not even gothmog the Great would stand a chance
Come on. Gothmog spearheaded pretty much every assault during the first age along with Glaurung while Sauron was cowering in his tower fricking his werewolf servants.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sauron being a furgay explains so much.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sauron was the most powerful of Aulë's maia, but not confirmed to be the most powerful of all of the maia. Sauron's strongest powers are his craftsmanship and his trickery.
That's the most autistic looking balrog I've ever seen. It even has a tard helmet on. Say what you want about the Jackson films, the Balrog was done pretty well there.
5 months ago
Anonymous
What about Bakshi's balrog? This movie is objectively not good at all but I think I've watched it so many times "as a joke" that I've memed myself into liking it for real
5 months ago
Anonymous
it looks like a turd with a lobster tail
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
he looks like he's made of bbq sauce.
also I wonder how many artists made embarrassing depicting of the Balrog thinking they'd never be seen, but now we have autists on the internet finding and sharing these images because LoTR became a wildly successful movie trilogy.
5 months ago
Anonymous
the books were popular before the film was. The hobbit hobbit sold 100 mill copies and the tolken estate says lotr sold 150 mill copies (harder to figure out exact sales numbers for the lotr because it was sold in 1, 3 and 7 book formats vs the 1 book hobbit)
5 months ago
Anonymous
Poorly drawn fs
5 months ago
Anonymous
Zestrog
5 months ago
Anonymous
its a lion minotaur with flared 70s pants, I dont see what the problem is
5 months ago
Anonymous
Söyrog
5 months ago
Anonymous
Looks like a dried log of shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
this scene is so fricking cool
5 months ago
Anonymous
The opening of Two Towers was so unexpected and badass
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'd love a story about someone exploring these deep caverns and finding out about the things that lurk in them
5 months ago
Anonymous
the other two movies were pure capeshit
5 months ago
Anonymous
Where did they even land? I'm legit questioning this. Ins't this some bottomless pit?
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, don't you remember? There's a big lake down there, in a massive cave
5 months ago
Anonymous
There's a giant lake, big enough to be a sea or an ocean even, presumably full of unknowable and abominable horrors, below the mountains that Gandalf and the 'rog fell into. From there they climbed back up to the top of the mountains, fighting the entire way until Gandalf finally smeared his ass across the rocks and died shortly after
5 months ago
Anonymous
The opening of Two Towers was so unexpected and badass
Lmao nerds
5 months ago
Anonymous
Jackson's Balrog is so fricking cool it hurts, but the irony is that he created a far more book accurate Balrog when showing Sauron in the Hobbit. A dreadful, man shaped demon of flame and shadow.
The Balrog has nothing to do with Sauron and besides that the Mines are directly connected to the depths where he likely came from. Use your brain homosexual
>Let us go through the orc infested hellish pit with the giant demonic monster that killed our ancient king forcing us to abandon it for centuries thereafter!
so why did the (majority of) elves just abandon middle earth to fate >blah blah failing power
Magic doesn't shoot an arrow. Do they not go to elf heaven if they die on middle earth?
because the angels wanted the elves to live in paradise with them as the angels' servants and it physically pains the elves not to go to paradise. Galadriel is only in middle earth because she wants to be a queen and not a servant
>tfw no movie where sauron with sauron's man team up with gandalf the fool and his group of midgets to defeat satan incarnate now made possible with the power of the ring
Oh yea it's really fricking expensive to get into compared to more modern MMOs.
I remember the original game being very comfy, I spent more than I am willing to admit on it over the years. But I wouldn't go back.
Yeah but not really. Just the base game and some irrelevant content. You still have to buy expansions, quest zones, individual quests and pay for your subscription on top of the boosts you kind of need from the egregious in-game cash shop in order to have a decently paced game.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>You still have to buy expansions, quest zones, individual quests and pay for your subscription
You don't need to do any of that.
If I just want to frick around in the game for 5-10 hours I'm sure the free version will do nicely.
The first few hours are pretty nice but it falls off REALLY fast when the leveling starts going from slow to glacial to tectonic.
Once youre past Weathertop, its borderline unplayable
It's a 17 year old game with shite graphics that costs a little under $300 total (plus tip).
Oh yea it's really fricking expensive to get into compared to more modern MMOs.
I remember the original game being very comfy, I spent more than I am willing to admit on it over the years. But I wouldn't go back.
water you talking about? it's free to play
Yeah but not really. Just the base game and some irrelevant content. You still have to buy expansions, quest zones, individual quests and pay for your subscription on top of the boosts you kind of need from the egregious in-game cash shop in order to have a decently paced game.
Unironically the LOTR MMO Amazon is working on will probably be less predatory than fricking LOTRO.
Pee anywhere outside
poo in designated areas so it can be used as fertilizer, this is also how they get rid of their food waste
washing yourself only requires a bucket of water, a rag, and some soap
Sam and his Gaffer as gardeners/groundskeepers
At least a couple dozen party organizers and caterers for his eleventy-first birthday
Professional Dúnedain assassins to eliminate the S*ckville Baggins menace
Bilbo is a local aristocrat and the house has been in the Baggins family for centuries. He lives on a combination of dwarven gold, rents from poorgay hobbits, and maybe the odd investment in business ventures.
This joke doesn't make any sense because although you are obviously referring to a phallus, the analogy doesn't withstand scrutiny. A penis is more-or-less a solid object that takes up volume. A penis is thus a positive space, which goes directly to the sex act. The positive space of the penis penetrates the hole, the void, the negative space of the vegana. A mine shaft is also a negative space, not a positive space like a penis. This is where your suggestive reply falls apart.
It's funny when LOTR starts it seems all peaceful and idyllic, but if you look at the map and think about it a bit, 90% of Middle Earth is hostile, dangerous, full of monsters or some other danger. Anyone going from point A to point B can expect to fight something dangerous along the way
Someone mentions (aragorn or gandalf) that the shire is safe because the rangers guard its borders.
But I do believe all this danger is a recent development because evil is returning.
Imagine screwing around in your backyard, travelling a bit too far and stumbling upon old tombs with undead inside
And to think the barrow downs are closer to the Shire than bree
It's funny when LOTR starts it seems all peaceful and idyllic, but if you look at the map and think about it a bit, 90% of Middle Earth is hostile, dangerous, full of monsters or some other danger. Anyone going from point A to point B can expect to fight something dangerous along the way
Someone mentions (aragorn or gandalf) that the shire is safe because the rangers guard its borders.
But I do believe all this danger is a recent development because evil is returning.
Weren't the barrows dangerous before recent events?
>be aragorn >know the area is dangerous >be a ranger from the north >know the ring bearer is going to show up in bree and is being followed by the black riders >show up to bree with literally no weapons other than a broken sword >have to fight the black riders with a torch because lol broken sword >go to rivendell >leave rivendell with only 8 other dudes and the following weapons and armor between all of you, despite knowing you plan to march through unfriendly territory >3 human swords >1 shield >1 wizard staff >an elven ring of power >1 dorf ax >1 dorf suit of armor >1 elf bow >1 knife >4 hobbit swords >1 hobbit suit of armor
If you want to say it that way, its 2 human swords (anduril and boromir's sword), 1 elf sword (glamdring), 1 elf dagger (sting), 3 barrow blades, gandalf's staff, boromir's shield, legalas's bow and knife and gimili's ax and armor
mount doom is in the north west of mordor so they would have needed to cross basically all of mordor by foot to get there, after finding a pass through the mountains of shadow
>that map is a bunch of head [canon],
Not at all. All maps within the Atlas are based on Christopher's own maps, and any extra detail comes from any specific excerpt of the books; at the most you may call it educating guessing.
>that map is a bunch of head [canon],
Not at all. All maps within the Atlas are based on Christopher's own maps, and any extra detail comes from any specific excerpt of the books; at the most you may call it educating guessing.
I like this one a lot. It's not overly epic like the movie, but it's also not moronic like many of the other renditions.
Do we know who the artist is? I'd like to look up more.
>Gandalf does not hesitate to sacrifice those who are closest to him… those he professes to love
Isn't saruman right here? Gandalf pretty much sent frodo and co to a suicide mission and he would usually put people into dangerous mission for his mission, like what happened with bilbo and thorin, and the later fricking died.
Better question, why didn't the Fellowship take the route Aragorn took when he captured and brought Gollum to the elves/Gandalf to confirm the magical ring's origin? Sure it goes through Murkwood into the marshes but that didn't stop Aragorn from traversing it, and you bypass half the moronic deathtraps they walked into like Moria.
well for one thing, that route you highlighted is entirely east of the misty mountains. the fellowship started west of the misty mountains.
but apart from that minor detail, good idea!
As other anon said, they started on the west side of the mountains. Originally they thought of taking the Mountain Pass which the Dwarves took in the Hobbit which would have lead directly to the route on the map, but the weather and Goblins spotted in the pass prohibited it. Then it was going to be the Gap of Rohan, but that took them too close to Isengard and Saruman. Then it was over the mountain, which fricked them up, again because of the weather.
Moria doesn't seem like the absolute worst option. As long as they were quiet the biggest threat that they knew about was getting lost, and Gandalf had that part covered. Pippin getting bored and dropping a stone into a well was the only reason it all went wrong, and even then they would have made it out alive if not for the Balrog which absolutely nobody saw coming.
Where were these guy's kingdoms? There were supposed to be nine other human kingdoms at some point. Just in the north at Angmar? You'd think they'd have an undead army around them instead of just being nine ghosts who weren't particularly skilled warriors.
The balrog was an old man living peacefully until a bunch of armed intruders barged into his attic. By all rights he could bring this up to Manwe, but the valar system is plagued by favoritism.
The movie turned Gimli into a joke character. In the book he wanted to go to Moria because he'd lost contact with Balin and he was worried something bad had happened. But he still had hope that dwarven colony was holding out. Not even Gandalf specifically knew a balrog was hanging in there so it seemed like a reasonable risk.
>Be Balrog >Retire after war >Find a deep hole in the middle of the mountain to live in away from everyone >Greedy dwarves wake you up looking for gold >Alright please leave me alone >Random hobos + Wizard home invade you next >Please leave me alone >They murder you >Its ok because you're evil
>What the frick was Tolkien's problem?
The balrog is that enemy soldier who thought that he could hide away and live quietly after the war. He forgot that in the end it'll always catch up with you.
threadly reminder that maia is the singular form and maiar is the plural form
friendly reminder that comparing power levels like it's a video game is irrelevant headcanonery
also a good point. as we see in the movie Sauron could've won with just his armies alone. then after conquering all the way to Moria he could retrieve the ring
>Could Radaghast beat a Balrog?
No. Gandalf was 2nd or 3rd strongest of the Istari, depending on Alatar, and even with plot armor he fricking died. Radaghast was the weakest or second weakest of the Istari, depending on Pallando. A balrog would eat him for breakfast.
A mine!
This isn't a mine. This is a tomb!
They shafted us!
>they call it a tomb, a TOMB
LMAO
>Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who doesn't draw breath
Why didn't they fly on eagles through the mines of moria?
It's illegal
probably some bullshit about the eagles behind angles or something and not wanting to get involved. any LoTR lore experts here?
he looks like he's made of bbq sauce
Why does Gandalf have a lightsaber in this picture
It's a scratch, someone scratched the book.
You know you're lying.
elven blade same as sting. it glows when orcs are around
>Last bridge out of Detroit
darkness had spread through middle earth. it was way worse than peter jackson's movies made it out to be. fact of the matter is that they believed that if they're movements were random, that Sauron could not predict them. because flying eagles to Mordor would be too predictable.
one may also allude to the idea that God himself was guiding the fellowship. but that's too Christian theology for homosexual Hollywood to understand.
>one may also allude to the idea that God himself was guiding the fellowship
Iluvatar directly made Gollum fall at the crack of doom.
its because he was a sack of shit. and god hated him.
>directly
where is it written?
the only source on this i could remember / find was letter 192
>"Frodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far. The Other Power then took over: the Writer of the Story (by which I do not mean myself), 'that one ever-present Person who is never absent and never named'
but i think gollum falling had more to do with him swearing on the ring and breaking that promise, generally in the legendarium broken oaths are taken fairly seriously and it's implied there's pretty serious ramifications
cool thanks for taking the time to post that.
But, to me it's vague enough that one can't say "directly". You yourself have your own interpretation.
It could be that Eru purposefully made oaths that serious because he knew one day it would frick over Gollum in particular. Which, I find to be a very indirect but also hilarious way for a god to intervene in his world.
i don't think it's that specific - i think oaths work that way because they worked that way in the faerie stories and old legends tolkien was writing in the style of
that's just sort of what people believed i guess, and that belief system comes through
I'm not sure what you mean by specific.
What I'm saying is that Eru designed the world in such a way to get the desired outcome in the end. This would qualify as "intervention" but wouldn't be so mundane as Him just using magic hand on Gollum at the very end.
i meant that i don't think the world was designed with gollum in mind
got ya, that's why I said it would be a hilarious interpretation.
Why didn't they fly the Balrog with Mordor. It has wings right?.... right? Guys, right?
Why was the Balrog guarding a random bridge in a random mine instead of the only volcano the ring could be destroyed in?
He wasn't guarding the bridge though?
Right... he was doing nothing until a random hobbit accidentally failed his sneak check, then the Balrog decided to guard the bridge to stop the random hobbit and his friends from crossing it, because they made a noise.
He was chasing them, he wasn't guarding the bridge, he was just going to kill them
The Balrog doesn't answer to Sauron, what are you talking about?
some people just assume that all the bad guys are part of the same group, regardless of any world building that suggests otherwise.
>The Balrog doesn't answer to Sauron
I always liked that little nuance.
Why the frick not? Isn't Saueonnsuper powerful? I mean if Glorfindal and Gandalf could both kill Balrog, surely Sauron could command them to do his bidding!
No he couldn't. He couldn't even use shelob or smaug. He wasn't some badass army commander. He was a sorcerer and trickster who got his ass handed to him several times first by a dog in the first age and then by gil galad and elendil at the start of the second age.
Sauron just got beaten over and over huh? Just kept coming back for more. It was only after all the stronger people had left and only weaklings remained that he finally had a real chance
Yes and every time he came back, he was a little weaker.
Balrogs serve Morgoth, not some literally who lieutenant.
Balrogs are higher ranked than Sauron in Morgoth's army
>Balrogs are higher ranked than Sauron in Morgoth's army
No, they aren't. lmao
They answered to their captain Gothmog and directly to Morgoth. Sauron, while being higher ranked than any balrog, wasn't really a part of the equation.
All this tells you is that Morgoth is a higher rank than Sauron. It doesn't say anything about Balrogs and Sauron's relative position in the command structure.
The narrative in the book makes it sound like he's at least cooperating with the orcs when the orcs and the balrog are chasing the company.
do all the orcs work for sauron? aren't most of the orcs just random evil dudes who live places?
I'm just reading FoTR with my son now (up to after where they peave Lorien now), so I'm not an expert. But before they go into Moria, they express concern about spies of "the Enemy," including animals like the birds. I don't remember id it said anywhere that the orcs of Moria were servants of Sauron or Saruman or in alleigance with them. This page says that Sauron had originally sent the orcs there.
https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Moria-orcs
But it does sound least like the balrog was cooperating with the orcs. I think some have the idea that the balrog was a free agent that only served itself, and I think the movie (which I haven't seen in 20 years) might have had the orcs run away when the balrog came, but this picture seems more true to the book
I looked up the clip and, yes, the orcs run away and scamper up the walls when the balrog comes. In the book, Gandalf first encounters when the balrog earlier when he's holding the door against the orcs in the room containing Balin's tomb. Then Gandalf falls down the stairs and says he felt something powerful breaking his enchantment on the door, implying the balrog was helping the orcs break through the door. Then it sounds like the balrog chases after the company together with the orcs.
>This page says that Sauron had originally sent the orcs there.
I think if you go just by the book, there is no explanation of why those orcs are there. It's easy enough to imagine they've just been living there for some centuries, and perhaps would join with Sauron if given the chance.
But that being said there is more lore than just what we see in the book, some of it actually written by Tolkien himself, but there is also plenty of lore of dubious quality.
>But before they go into Moria, they express concern about spies of "the Enemy," including animals like the birds.
It can be interpreted as forces of evil in general. Or evil as a concept, as a driving force with physical manifestations. And one group of orcs will almost certainly let another group of orcs, and thus their master(s), know everything that has happened, given enough time.
>random bridge
it wasn't a random bridge
>random mine
in a random mine
It's possible the Balrog could have destroyed the ring as well. It was an living embodiment of flame and an ancient creature of with primordial powers.
>It's possible the Balrog could have destroyed the ring as well.
No, it isn't. It could have taken and wielded the ring though. That'd be pretty fearsome.
if that were true what was gandalf the fool thinking here? better freeze up in the mountains than make an enemy worse than the current one
>gandalf the fool
You said it yourself.
gandalf won
>if my enemy kills me, I win!
>JRRHackein wants le epic wizard man to fight le epic fire lizard
>Accidentally kill off your most powerful good guy character
>"Oh, and uh, he came back to life!"
What a fricking HACK
>take norse paganism and shoehorn in all your israelite on a stick desert religion like some sort of Sonichu abomination
>pretend it's your own original content
Tolkien was always a hack.
>pagantroon opinion
Hmm
lewischuds how will we recover
what Norse paganism?
All the Dwarves names, for example
Elves, as a concept, aswell.
Tolkien Elves couldn't be more different than Norse "elves" (that we only know about because of Catholic monks btw).
I said as a concept, anon. But Tolkein Dwarves are literally just Norse dwarves
I'm not the angry pagansperg that post was replying too btw, I'm just saying
there isnt much on alfar other than light elves and dark elves and the words are sometimes synonymous with dwarf and magical creature in general but there is an alfheim ruled by freyr i think of the vanir
muh REAL paganism was already distorted by monks transcribing all of the legends
Also if he ripped off anything it was Finnish mythology
get back to your shit book, gurm
>Caradhras
Certain death
>Mine
Goblins and some balrog b***h he can slap with Glamdring
Gandalf didn't know that the dwarves had awoken a balrog in the mines. He knew that something evil had been unleashed there, but not what it was.
We can conclude this is false since Dragons were Valaraukar/Fire Spirits/Balrogs given scales and corporeal bodies, and Gandalf states that not even Ancalagon the Black, the greatest dragon ever, could not have melted the one ring.
>not even Ancalagon the Black, the greatest dragon ever, could not have melted the one ring.
Exactly this.
I wonder how these people come up with ideas like "the Balrog could destroy it".
What YouTube videos did they watch?
What bits of lore did they misunderstand?
Im convinced its dead internet theory all over.
I mean how many thousand lotr threads have we had over the years?
How many times have someone claimed that the hobbits turn invisible because the ring bolsters their sneakiness? Every thread there are people asking these absolute entry level questions.
I simply dont buy those turnover rates where a new batch of tards visit these threads every day. Yes the thought has occurred that they are just engagement baiting but there are much easier ways to do that
>hobbits turn invisible because the ring bolsters their sneakiness
kek that's a good one.
But even if it's all baiters, there would be many more just reading it and not realizing it's bait. Then they go and spread this misinformation. It's a pox!
>so what does the ring actually do
>why didnt they fly
>Why didnt Sauron guard the entrance
We need a sticky or a pasta that covers enough of these dumbass inventions, they ruin all interesting discussions when all energy is directed toward the paste-eaters
I would welcome flame wars over who Gil-Galads father was at this point
>I would welcome flame wars over who Gil-Galads father was at this point
sounds incredibly autistic. I'm into it. Perhaps Cinemaphile isn't the board for it though
balrogs are maiar, just like sauron, and gandalf
>Dragons were...Balrogs given scales and corporeal bodies
>Exactly this
Lmao
Le lmao because we arent pulling shit out of our ass when discussing lotr lore in a lotr thread.
Ok buddy
>Dragons are balrogs
Le rofl yea you guise are real lore masters fr fr on god
There are 3 main theories, that is the best one. Gonna cry?
that's not what is stated at all he says he doubts there are any dragons still alive that could melt it which implies previous dragons could and leaves the possibility that lesser dragons could too
See what I mean?
Bait or moronation, dont know dont care.
Have we hurt your sauron boo anon, are you hard for him right now?
"It has been said that dragon-fire could
melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now
any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough;
nor was there ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black,
who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for
that was made by Sauron himself."
Oh no, you made me spend 15 sec finding the paragraph and pasting it here. Gonna cry?
Is gandalf an expert on the first age and the ring now. The guy who spent 17 yrs researching when it was right under his nose. Sorry i'm not going to take his word for it. There's no way of knowing whether dragon fire could have destroyed other than some rumour. Only sauron knew that.
okay Mister Im-Gonna-Deconstruct-That
You have nothing more to say, you can't even refute that, are you going to cry now that you have no passage to copy paste?
>Is gandalf an expert on the first age
Yes. He has lived through it all. He predates it.
Dragons were not maiar homosexual, morgoth creates them only during the first age
>The Balrog
>taking orders from Sauron
That's cute
Aren't Sauron and the Balrogs pretty much equal in rank under Morgoth consider they're all maiar he seduced? Or was Sauron always his favorite b***h boy?
Sauron was Morgoth's second in command, but the Balrogs were much stronger. Strong enough to scare Ungoliant who herself was stronger than Morgoth.
Then how did Gandalf slay a Balrog?
>Then how did Gandalf slay a Balrog?
You should read about my boy Ecthelion.
>There Gothmog lord of Balrogs beat down Egalmoth, but Ecthelion came inbetween despite being pale as steel. During the duel, Ecthelion was wounded in the hand and lost his sword. Gothmog then was about to deliver a blow with his whip when Ecthelion jumped and drove the spike of his helmet into Gothmog's body. Twining his legs with the enemy's, both fell into the Fountain of the King. Gothmog died there with Ecthelion, sank because of his steel armor.
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ecthelion
Sauron at his peak was more powerful than any Balrog by far. These days the Balrog probably could've taken him.
Sauron was as powerful as he was mostly due to the dark sorcery he learned from Morgoth, and he is an exceedingly dangerous manipulator, but in terms of raw power the Balrogs surpass him.
Sauron was the most powerul of all Maias, he was lesser only to Ainur who themselves were demigods. Equalling him to fiery dragons doesn’t do him justice, no. Not even gothmog the Great would stand a chance
>Sauron was the most powerul of all Maias
Headcanon. He was a very powerful Maia, but not necessarily the most powerful. Eonwe, Osse, Melian to name a few were on par. Sauron is kind of a b***h actually when you consider his combat track record.
>Not even gothmog the Great would stand a chance
Come on. Gothmog spearheaded pretty much every assault during the first age along with Glaurung while Sauron was cowering in his tower fricking his werewolf servants.
Sauron being a furgay explains so much.
Sauron was the most powerful of Aulë's maia, but not confirmed to be the most powerful of all of the maia. Sauron's strongest powers are his craftsmanship and his trickery.
We Balrogs do as we please.
you're a Balrog?
Please explain this
That's the most autistic looking balrog I've ever seen. It even has a tard helmet on. Say what you want about the Jackson films, the Balrog was done pretty well there.
What about Bakshi's balrog?
This movie is objectively not good at all but I think I've watched it so many times "as a joke" that I've memed myself into liking it for real
it looks like a turd with a lobster tail
he looks like he's made of bbq sauce.
also I wonder how many artists made embarrassing depicting of the Balrog thinking they'd never be seen, but now we have autists on the internet finding and sharing these images because LoTR became a wildly successful movie trilogy.
the books were popular before the film was. The hobbit hobbit sold 100 mill copies and the tolken estate says lotr sold 150 mill copies (harder to figure out exact sales numbers for the lotr because it was sold in 1, 3 and 7 book formats vs the 1 book hobbit)
Poorly drawn fs
Zestrog
its a lion minotaur with flared 70s pants, I dont see what the problem is
Söyrog
Looks like a dried log of shit.
this scene is so fricking cool
The opening of Two Towers was so unexpected and badass
I'd love a story about someone exploring these deep caverns and finding out about the things that lurk in them
the other two movies were pure capeshit
Where did they even land? I'm legit questioning this. Ins't this some bottomless pit?
No, don't you remember? There's a big lake down there, in a massive cave
There's a giant lake, big enough to be a sea or an ocean even, presumably full of unknowable and abominable horrors, below the mountains that Gandalf and the 'rog fell into. From there they climbed back up to the top of the mountains, fighting the entire way until Gandalf finally smeared his ass across the rocks and died shortly after
Lmao nerds
Jackson's Balrog is so fricking cool it hurts, but the irony is that he created a far more book accurate Balrog when showing Sauron in the Hobbit. A dreadful, man shaped demon of flame and shadow.
These effects still stand up it's kinda crazy
>physical embodiment of the heart of darkness
>looks like an Anglo
Sounds about right
Spite.
The bridge is the only way across and the mine isn't random, it's the only place mithril (adamantium) is mined.
>not my problem
The Balrog has nothing to do with Sauron and besides that the Mines are directly connected to the depths where he likely came from. Use your brain homosexual
>why wasn't satan guarding stalin's palace
the balrog wasn't sent by sauron or saruman, dude just lived there and was basically an angel or some shit
He took to unyielding sleep until the End of Times basically
>mine
no more questions
that's why gandalf says the line
FLY YOU FOOLS
he means they should fly and not walk like morons
huh
Deepest lore
I think he was just memeing
>Sir, a second eagle has hit Durin's Tower.
kek
strict traffic ordinances
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>uhh like shut up
Sad. He was in the RAF, right? Those beasts Nazguls rode could serve as a perfectly good deterrent. Not to mention any archers.
>Sad.
>NO PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO APPARENT WHY THE CANT DO IT
>gets told to stfu
>hehe i won
How do you think Gandalf got down the mountain?
There's no proof in the text that eagles have wings
Drunken frickbrain
LET THE RING BEARER DECIDE
>frodo, you motherfricker if you frick this up for me
Gandalf is just a moron
>Can I get a quick rundown on the pros and cons of my options?
>No.
>Let us go through the orc infested hellish pit with the giant demonic monster that killed our ancient king forcing us to abandon it for centuries thereafter!
They didn't know. They heard whispers of something foul about the Mines, nothing more
so why did the (majority of) elves just abandon middle earth to fate
>blah blah failing power
Magic doesn't shoot an arrow. Do they not go to elf heaven if they die on middle earth?
because the angels wanted the elves to live in paradise with them as the angels' servants and it physically pains the elves not to go to paradise. Galadriel is only in middle earth because she wants to be a queen and not a servant
How would Sauron's tax policy be impacted if they tied the ring to a mouse and let it fly through mines of moria
I think it would make Sauron's job policy seem like a bunch of hot air
>tfw no movie where sauron with sauron's man team up with gandalf the fool and his group of midgets to defeat satan incarnate now made possible with the power of the ring
>The mines of KISHISHISHISHIIIII!
frick off dwarf
neato, this really makes me want to live in bag end. I wonder if I can walk through it virtually?
Closest you have is Lotro, but it's a 17 year old game with shite graphics
It's a 17 year old game with shite graphics that costs a little under $300 total (plus tip).
Oh yea it's really fricking expensive to get into compared to more modern MMOs.
I remember the original game being very comfy, I spent more than I am willing to admit on it over the years. But I wouldn't go back.
water you talking about? it's free to play
Yeah but not really. Just the base game and some irrelevant content. You still have to buy expansions, quest zones, individual quests and pay for your subscription on top of the boosts you kind of need from the egregious in-game cash shop in order to have a decently paced game.
>You still have to buy expansions, quest zones, individual quests and pay for your subscription
You don't need to do any of that.
If I just want to frick around in the game for 5-10 hours I'm sure the free version will do nicely.
The first few hours are pretty nice but it falls off REALLY fast when the leveling starts going from slow to glacial to tectonic.
Once youre past Weathertop, its borderline unplayable
That sucks, thanks for the heads-up.
Unironically the LOTR MMO Amazon is working on will probably be less predatory than fricking LOTRO.
sort of. It's not perfect and the outside isn't the Shire, but it's hobbity
cool I like it
no you'd bump your head you'd have to crawl
I'll just duck when I'm g - ACK
don't go down the tunnel in the Cold Cellar. There's a Balrog down there
then it would be a hot cellar dumbass
Was Bilbo a boomer? No one else can afford a Hole like his.
It was all stolen dragon money
>no bathroom
where did he shit and bathe?
don't need one, bagshot row was designated
outside? no electricity and gas too, barbarism!
Pee anywhere outside
poo in designated areas so it can be used as fertilizer, this is also how they get rid of their food waste
washing yourself only requires a bucket of water, a rag, and some soap
Storage
How much property tax did Bilbo pay on a place like this?
He was the richest person in all The Shire. And it was eventually gifted to Samwise to house his enormous family and as The Mayor's residence
>He was the richest person in all The Shire
and how many jobs did he create with that wealth?
One position for a israeli accountant.
Sam and his Gaffer as gardeners/groundskeepers
At least a couple dozen party organizers and caterers for his eleventy-first birthday
Professional Dúnedain assassins to eliminate the S*ckville Baggins menace
he was landed gentry
>no toilet but dedicated hotbox room
>this is what a minimum wage job got you in 1993
>this is what a writer could afford in 1341
also jesus fricking christ
>room just for smoking
>2 extra rooms, just because
>4 fricking halls
Bilbo is a local aristocrat and the house has been in the Baggins family for centuries. He lives on a combination of dwarven gold, rents from poorgay hobbits, and maybe the odd investment in business ventures.
Don't forget his slave sam
This costs 1.2 million dollars in current economy.
more like minds of mencia
I heard they have looong shafts down there 😉
This joke doesn't make any sense because although you are obviously referring to a phallus, the analogy doesn't withstand scrutiny. A penis is more-or-less a solid object that takes up volume. A penis is thus a positive space, which goes directly to the sex act. The positive space of the penis penetrates the hole, the void, the negative space of the vegana. A mine shaft is also a negative space, not a positive space like a penis. This is where your suggestive reply falls apart.
I'm rubber you are glue man what the frick why did you have to do me like that.
You made an excellent analysis.
fricking wrecked his ass with FACTS and LOGIC
they address this in the book, and reject it because it would take them through unfriendly lands
It's funny when LOTR starts it seems all peaceful and idyllic, but if you look at the map and think about it a bit, 90% of Middle Earth is hostile, dangerous, full of monsters or some other danger. Anyone going from point A to point B can expect to fight something dangerous along the way
Someone mentions (aragorn or gandalf) that the shire is safe because the rangers guard its borders.
But I do believe all this danger is a recent development because evil is returning.
Weren't the barrows dangerous before recent events?
Yes.
Imagine screwing around in your backyard, travelling a bit too far and stumbling upon old tombs with undead inside
And to think the barrow downs are closer to the Shire than bree
From like 1200 on or some shit, the witch king manipulated three local king into civil war
The danger was always there, but Sauron's growing strength exacerbated it.
>be aragorn
>know the area is dangerous
>be a ranger from the north
>know the ring bearer is going to show up in bree and is being followed by the black riders
>show up to bree with literally no weapons other than a broken sword
>have to fight the black riders with a torch because lol broken sword
>go to rivendell
>leave rivendell with only 8 other dudes and the following weapons and armor between all of you, despite knowing you plan to march through unfriendly territory
>3 human swords
>1 shield
>1 wizard staff
>an elven ring of power
>1 dorf ax
>1 dorf suit of armor
>1 elf bow
>1 knife
>4 hobbit swords
>1 hobbit suit of armor
Aragorn not having a sword is pretty gay. Just carry around an extra normal sword with your broken sword, damn.
You forgot Gandalf's sword of Elven make: Glamdring.
If you want to say it that way, its 2 human swords (anduril and boromir's sword), 1 elf sword (glamdring), 1 elf dagger (sting), 3 barrow blades, gandalf's staff, boromir's shield, legalas's bow and knife and gimili's ax and armor
>the bad guy lives in uuuhhhhhhh... MURDER!
BRAVO TOLKIEN
More Door. It's completely different. It's because during his childhood he lived in a town with many doors.
The Watcher of Moria grabbed Frodo first probably because of the ring. Imagine what terror would grab them in the high sea
maybe a huge mermaid could grab thier ship with ther breasts
mount doom is in the north west of mordor so they would have needed to cross basically all of mordor by foot to get there, after finding a pass through the mountains of shadow
Isn’t the Balrog man-sized, but takes up a lot of space and seem larger than he is, because of the shadow surrounding him?
No, that's your mom.
My mom doesn’t have shadow wings though and she is shorter than me.
she whips you tho
You're telling me they walked nearly 800km underground?
Not to talk of the size of those halls.
No, about 64km
Then what exactly is meant by "a scale of twenty leagues"? The full size of the map?
that map is a bunch of head cannon, though honestly it's pretty cool. Just replace the scale with something more reasonable.
Yeah I figured so, but wasn't sure if we were out in "league" having forty different definitions depending on the country/time period.
>that map is a bunch of head [canon],
Not at all. All maps within the Atlas are based on Christopher's own maps, and any extra detail comes from any specific excerpt of the books; at the most you may call it educating guessing.
This map
isn't from the atlas.
more like 40 or 50km
what did the balrog look like in the books
like text
fiery demon surrounded by shadows that sometimes look like wings
It didnt have wings for one, another shining example of illiterate people that just want to frick every thread up
Wings are mentioned, metaphorical though they may be.
If I stand above a light source and cast two shadows up on the ceiling and walls, I havent grown wings no
It's Smoke from Ferngully! He looks like he sings too!
Would I survive the mines if I were a hot, lusty bimbo?
If by 'survive' you mean taken captive and used as a breeding sow by the goblins, then yes
What if the Balrog needed a blowie?
I like this one a lot. It's not overly epic like the movie, but it's also not moronic like many of the other renditions.
Do we know who the artist is? I'd like to look up more.
https://www.studio54.co.uk/gallery/tolkien-gallery/
seems to be by Paul Raymond Gregory
>We will never get a Fall of Gondolin series
Feels fricking bad
You really want that with the state of current year television?
but an ad
Ayo looks like Iowa fr fr.
>Gandalf does not hesitate to sacrifice those who are closest to him… those he professes to love
Isn't saruman right here? Gandalf pretty much sent frodo and co to a suicide mission and he would usually put people into dangerous mission for his mission, like what happened with bilbo and thorin, and the later fricking died.
Saruman lost the path and didn't get it. That's Gandalf doing his job resisting Sauron's evil and putting people on their paths to destiny.
Better question, why didn't the Fellowship take the route Aragorn took when he captured and brought Gollum to the elves/Gandalf to confirm the magical ring's origin? Sure it goes through Murkwood into the marshes but that didn't stop Aragorn from traversing it, and you bypass half the moronic deathtraps they walked into like Moria.
well for one thing, that route you highlighted is entirely east of the misty mountains. the fellowship started west of the misty mountains.
but apart from that minor detail, good idea!
As other anon said, they started on the west side of the mountains. Originally they thought of taking the Mountain Pass which the Dwarves took in the Hobbit which would have lead directly to the route on the map, but the weather and Goblins spotted in the pass prohibited it. Then it was going to be the Gap of Rohan, but that took them too close to Isengard and Saruman. Then it was over the mountain, which fricked them up, again because of the weather.
Moria doesn't seem like the absolute worst option. As long as they were quiet the biggest threat that they knew about was getting lost, and Gandalf had that part covered. Pippin getting bored and dropping a stone into a well was the only reason it all went wrong, and even then they would have made it out alive if not for the Balrog which absolutely nobody saw coming.
Where were these guy's kingdoms? There were supposed to be nine other human kingdoms at some point. Just in the north at Angmar? You'd think they'd have an undead army around them instead of just being nine ghosts who weren't particularly skilled warriors.
Why didn't the Nine go around poking lots of people to have a horde of Wraiths at their command?
These dudes had to suffer for the power. Why give it away for free?
They did, that’s why Angmar was filled with ghost and Mirkwood evil
Balrog was just hanging out down there, minding his own business. Could he be charged with any crimes?
The balrog was an old man living peacefully until a bunch of armed intruders barged into his attic. By all rights he could bring this up to Manwe, but the valar system is plagued by favoritism.
>Who runs ShireTown?
>s-sharkey...
>Say loud. WHO runs ShireTown?!
>Sharkey runs ShireTown!
He made worktongue eat the sacksvilke hobit
>watching fotr behind the scenes
>near the end realise I'd rather just rewatch the films instead
Welp time to fire them up again
The extended versions, right?
>tfw hard drive isnt fast enough to play LOTR at 1x speed
>180gb
the frick
Sure. Those are the 'best' version, right?
Was gimli moronic? How could he expect moria to be a jolly happy place?
The movie turned Gimli into a joke character. In the book he wanted to go to Moria because he'd lost contact with Balin and he was worried something bad had happened. But he still had hope that dwarven colony was holding out. Not even Gandalf specifically knew a balrog was hanging in there so it seemed like a reasonable risk.
whats the deal with the nameless things, so old and ancient and unknown.
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The only things I'm happy to remain nameless and unexplored
Lovecraft crossover.
>this thing is so ancient it doesn't even have a name
>makes a Magic card for it
What a bunch of hacks.
>taunts and squares up against a Nazgul and lives
>Potatoes give me courage!
Going to rewatch the films for the first time in a decade. Theatre or extended?
Arda has the best mountain names, my favourite being Thangorodrim. Anon, what is your favourite?
Why didn't the Balrog trigger the mines?
A being made of shadow and flame weighs next to nothing.
But the bridge collapsed under his weight. Was it a shoddy work?
We have to keep in mind there must have been weight limits.
Gandalf, the balrog, and Gandalf's massive balls.
Which edition should I watch, dvd or bluray?
Speaking of which, how the FRICK did Gollum follow the Fellowship when the bridge collapsed?
He took the elevator
slowly
>how the FRICK did Gollum follow
a helpful push from Eru
The same way the Orcs did, they fixed the bridge.
The eagles gave him a ride.
That actually makes sense yeah
He can climb on walls and shit
Might I interest you in a recently released video game that answers this question and every other question you ever had about Gollum?
lemme guess, he parkoured across some conveniently placed ledges and rocks? maybe a small cave was involved?
now i really want to play dorffort
*sips tea*
they sure don't make them like they used to lads
>NOOOOOOOO
>YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE MUSIC THE WAY I WANT
>REEEEEEEEE
Frick you I won't do what you tell me.
15 minutes ago the LOTR trilogy was flawless to me. This thread just destroyed everything I've always loved about it. Thanks Cinemaphile!
MY COUSIN BALIN WOULD GIVE US A ROYAL WELCOME
>Be Balrog
>Retire after war
>Find a deep hole in the middle of the mountain to live in away from everyone
>Greedy dwarves wake you up looking for gold
>Alright please leave me alone
>Random hobos + Wizard home invade you next
>Please leave me alone
>They murder you
>Its ok because you're evil
What the frick was Tolkien's problem?
>What the frick was Tolkien's problem?
The balrog is that enemy soldier who thought that he could hide away and live quietly after the war. He forgot that in the end it'll always catch up with you.
Can't escape the Mossad.
Why didn't the Balrog just wait for Frodo inside of Mt Doom and gotten the ring for himself?
threadly reminder that maia is the singular form and maiar is the plural form
friendly reminder that comparing power levels like it's a video game is irrelevant headcanonery
LOTR is for childrren
why didn't they just throw the ring down the chasm the balrog fell down?
cause then Sauron would send a servant to get it. Or a nameless thing would find it and probably bring it to Sauron or get captured by Sauron
The only way to defeat Sauron was by destroying the ring.
also a good point. as we see in the movie Sauron could've won with just his armies alone. then after conquering all the way to Moria he could retrieve the ring
hgmm well it seems like from the time the ring was made until the book, it wasn't reeally an issue
uh maybe you should rewatch the intro bit of the movie again
this was a great LOTR thread, but it must fade as all things do.
Could Radaghast beat a Balrog? Would he come back as Radaghast the White? or Radaghast the Green?
>Could Radaghast beat a Balrog?
No. Gandalf was 2nd or 3rd strongest of the Istari, depending on Alatar, and even with plot armor he fricking died. Radaghast was the weakest or second weakest of the Istari, depending on Pallando. A balrog would eat him for breakfast.
radaghast the diarrhea