Let us go through the Mines of Moria!

Let us go through the Mines of Moria!

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was there a giant octopus in a puddle near the mine door

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well he's called the watcher

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't Legolas solve an elvish riddle?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it wasn't really a riddle. They were operating on the assumption that the world was always as dangerous as it is now, and the dwarves and elves hate each other. Because of this, they didn't get that the door wasn't getting at some super secret riddle that only the worthy may know, but simple instructions to say "friend" to go inside.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEEEESSSSSS

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teleporno.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s funny right there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just me and Teleporno on our swan boat

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't know

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he just in denial about balin being dead?
    >yeah we lost contact with this colony that took the life of a descendant of durin years ago that we never reciprocated for but I'm sure it's good lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was copium

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't look all that big

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          For you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Durin's Bane?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book he assumes something went wrong and was in Rivendell to get advice about what to do.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so yeah dwarves literally only mine and live underground and they have to uhhhh... trade... for 100% of their food lol
    do tolkiddies really think this is good "worldbuilding"?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They developed a symbiotic relationship with men so that they could focus more on mining and crafting. Before that point, they produced their own food, and there's still foodstuffs the dwarves keep as a secret to themselves, such as roots that are somewhat like bread to eat.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how, with Balin so long dead that he's been properly buried and interred, and is in a room surrounded by dusty skeletons, that nobody (other than gandalf) knew the mines of moria had been COMPLETELY ethnically cleansed of dwarves. How the frick did Gimly or anybody else not know? It looks like it has been like that for at least a decade.
    Why the frick wasn't Gandalf just like
    >Oh, uh, btw I have bad news Gimli, but Moria has been destroyed, and it is not a good idea because a giant demon lives there now
    ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf knew the land had changed, there was a river there that was decoursed and used to fill the pond with the octopus. He knew something was off and Moria had a danger in hiding. He probably suspected it was a demon, but maybe it was just a bunch of orcs.

      The other dwarves thought they would be too busy with mining and reconstructing to visit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book, they absolutely knew that something bad had happened in Moria. Gimli wasn't all ROARING FIRES MALT BEER RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE and was instead grimly aware that something must have gone terribly wrong in Moria and wanted to check in on Balin. What's more, Moria was once Khazad-dûm, the great homeland of the dwarves and city founded by Durin himself, and Gimli subtly desired to see it regardless of the danger. The Fellowship decided to risk it and go through Moria because the mountain pass had become inaccessible and there were patrols along the other roads, and it looked like they might be getting trailed. Moria was faster than the other roads and would shake their would-be pursuers off their scent.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This DLC is currently locked. Click *here* to go to the store page.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimli son of Gloin?
    Gimli son of GROIN!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao how did he not know the mines was taken over for 500 years by orcs and a giant demon creature?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    let Da-Ling Behrer decide

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brave person who has to bear the danger
      >called "daring bearer"
      Tolkien was such a fricking hack.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Mine"!

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackreach is so fricking annoying. That ringing red nirnroot and yada yada

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