Lethal Weapon

>Mel Gibson was 30 and Danny Glover was 40 when this was filmed.

How you holding up Millennial bros? Is life what you expected it would be?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 year old Mel Gibson would never get carded at the liquor store. Modern 30 yos look like high schoolers, with receding hair

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but we mustn't forget he's australian, they look like they're 40 by their early 20s

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mel was born in New York. family moved to Oz when he was 12.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't acknowledge that synthetic estrogen in the water supply from birth control pills is a growing problem because women's rights.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think they're producing that many birth control pills for the water supply to be contaminated on that scale

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't think they're producing that many birth control pills for the water supply to be contaminated on that scale
          Oh, okay. As long as you don't think it's a problem.

          https://www.businessinsider.com/birth-control-pills-hormones-estrogen-drinking-water-health-effects-2019-10

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's that Australian sunshine or something, guys who spend any time outside there all seem to have leather face.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 29 and very rarely in the last several years have I ever been carded when buying alcohol or cigarettes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I carded a 31 year old woman the other day, I'm 33 all I said when I saw the DOB was "holy shit". Extremely unprofessional of me but we got talking as the store was dead. She didn't seem physically repulsed by me so maybe I really am improving.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 and I'm constantly checking actors' ages when watching stuff. It's a hobby now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but with heights
      can you guess how tall Tom Cruise is?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >same but with heights
        >can you guess how tall Tom Cruise is?
        Well, Nicole Kidman is six feet tall and he's taller than her in EWS so I'd guess six-one?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          surprisingly no - he's actually 5 feet 1 inch tall

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which actor age when filmed hit the hardest?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    life isn't movies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For most Millennials it is. They grew up in movie and vidya fantasy worlds. Most are only just now realizing they aren't the main character.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theoretically you don't know that with 100% certitude.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expected my brother to still be alive. So no.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life sucks and then you die!

    >t.38 year old

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also 38. Only child and my parents had me pretty late. They are all I have and it's pretty obvious I'll be alone soon. Not sure what I'll do when they pass away.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why we smoke.._

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll be 38 in 10 but my ED won't let me procreate, so my only way to leave a mark is by becoming the dictator of some thrid world shithole. it'll be hard but not impossible

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you fap? If so its not ED.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's like beating a dead dog, only the dog comes alive after a while but only for a second or two and barks his last, and then back to dead. if it's not ED I don't know what it is, can't even get slightly hard without constant stimulus for a few minutes and fully cconcentrated

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, but 36.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >35
    >wife, child and second one on the way
    >own a house and a flat
    >own 5 cars
    >own quire few high end watches
    >job gives me about 120k€+/year
    >small business earning about 20k€ after taxes
    >still watching same movies I watched as a kid
    >still playing old vidya

    Life sucks and then you die. You can frick priettiest women, drink best drinks, be a billionaire and it still the same.
    There are just moments in life that are worth living for. Holding your child in hands after it being born.
    Watching your favorite movie and getting comfy. Warm sunny springs mornings. Sea breeze in the summer. Harsh cold of a wind on top of a mountain...

    Try to be happy anons.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got any advice, Eurofren? I'm broke as a joke, lonely despite my friends, absolutely no career prospects, and regarded as a pathetic loser by my former best friend.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been there not longer than 10 years ago. Only thing I had was my then girlfriend and now wife.
        I'd tell you a story that may sound fake and gay but it's true.
        >be me
        >25
        >4 years of neetdom
        >dropped out of college because bored to shit
        >grabbed every possible job but dropping sooner rather than later
        >and then one day:
        >got invited to a blow and whiskey party by one of my friends
        >there was suppose to be like 20+ people, but finally it was just 3 of us
        >a lot of cocaine and like 5 liters of whiskey
        >one of my friends is riding a wheelchair
        >in the middle of the night I got an epiphany
        >he fricking can do stuff and makes better money than me
        >so I just got my shit together
        >ditched all the poeple around me that dragged me down
        >10 years later I'm here

        Anon. In my opinion there's no one that can help you, nor get you depressed than you alone. There's no trick, there's no golden recipe... Just concentrate on what you want to do and grind untill you'll do this.
        Also
        Being a fricking NEET > Today.
        Maybe a part of being depressed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Rhinoceros' skin + eat rejection for breakfast = eventual success

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simple as, sounds like.

          Here's hoping I can find the path, Eurofren. Thank you for your sage advice and stories. It's good to know you're doing alright. I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a happier New Year.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Likewise anon.
            Get your things in order. Stay focused as long as possible. Have your ears wide open for anything remotely close to what your goal is.
            Aand quite simply try to just do it.
            It will be painfull. You'll cry. You will think you've failed, but the only thing you can do is ttry getting up and keep grinding.
            Don't listen to false gurus - they either want your attention or your money or both.
            And what's the dumbest thing I actually noticed - you're not working when you're doing what you love.
            Maybe in few years I'll start doing some car-related business, but it might be that EU will kill proper cars before I'll get my shit together

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Working for a niche market isn't so bad, you can sell your services to the few collectors that remain even if electric becomes the enforced standard (it won't)

              I'm not worried about the future for you, anon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fall for it, the good times are only there to make it hurt more when everything gets taken away.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember which movie my greentext is out of but:
        >when you reach the bottom the only way is up
        There's nothing else to life but moments. Even when you're quite rich.
        I've met two legit billionaires in my life and one of them told me that he build his fortune just after he went bankrupt first time around.
        Either this or you have to be born into super rich family, but even their life is quite empty when you talk to those people.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who used to be able to walk/see/hear/etc have a MUCH harder time learning to accept their disability than people who were born with it. You're allowed the "moments" you speak of so that it will hurt more when you watch loved ones suffer and die around you. I'm starting to think Scientologists might be onto something with their mental vampire theories, spirits floating around feasting on suffering. Basically the good times are a way of fattening you up for slaughter.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is more than obvious if you're quite aware of people behavior and your surroundings.
            There are people that will claim are your friends but they thrive on your saddness or your attention and they rather keep you as miserable so they look/feel better in your comparison. There are other behavioral patterns but it's too long of a discussion to keep it here.
            It took me quite a while to understand this. This was really, really painfull especially when the people you were considering family and friends were holding you back and you have to cut them off like a fricking cancer.
            Ad you grow older you'll see that there's less and less friends around and there's only the family you have. What's even worse is that the family you've built will be the one that's worth keeping around.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the first LW, but I cannot stand the direction the sequels took. I really wish they'd worked together again but as different characters in different settings.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lethal Weapon
    ah frick, I was thinking I should watch a Christmas movie today, thanks for reminding me this kino exists

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will be watching it with you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched Die hard last night and watched lethal weapon today. Need some other Christmas movies that make people screech about it not counting as a Christmas movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cast Away takes place during Christmas.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Get raped by a pack of Danny Glovers"

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How you holding up Millennial bros? Is life what you expected it would be?

    I'm 33 and I'm completely bald in the middle.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe not bald but heavily balding.
      >Considering hair transplant because I look bad.
      >I don't like it and it pisses me off
      >no loose on self esteeme but when I lok in the mirror is like "frick me I'm fricking ugly and now this shit"
      >my father wasn't balding (died in his 40s tho)
      >his father in late 70s - full set of hair with minimal graying
      >my mother father in early 80s - full set of hair but really gray
      >and then there's me
      Why live?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Started balding as well. Got on finasteride to try and save some, but now my balls hurt all the time and I'm having trouble getting solid erections. I guess I'll just be a bald guy, not like I was getting any action anyway even when I had hair.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look 10 years younger than Mel and I'm 36 so pretty fricking good.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always remembered the opening of this with the Christmas music playing and it being interrupted by her suicide body crashing through the roof of the car. Was sure that's what happened, but actually the music stopped for several minutes already and her suicide isn't at all sudden.

    Was there another film where Christmas music is interrupted by a body falling onto a car?

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