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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Euphoria exclusively for he

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he has Downs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just Australian

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't zoomer men grow facial hair? This guy is supposedly this alpha masculine playboy, but his face is more hairless than some 18-year-old bawd's waxed pussy. What's the deal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soŷ in the food

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea im sure youre a real prize irl c**t

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facial hair is fricking out of style you old homosexual millennial. No one wants to look like a gay bear lumberjack hipster anymore, it's not 2011. You are irrelevant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        beard is for muzzies without jawline. the aryan man is clean shaven

        It's not about having a beard, it's about the ability to grow a beard. The difference is everything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one will ever want a beard ever again after what Millennials did to it. Now beard = soiboy
          A mustache is maximum.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a pretty big distinction between a guy who shaves & has stubble compared to a zoomer who doesn't even have chest hair.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Modern men don't want to be hairy. Did you grow up in the 70's or something?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i grow my beard out once a year just so people dont start to think im unable to grow a beard. otherwise im cleanshaven alt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      beard is for muzzies without jawline. the aryan man is clean shaven

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a young homosexual, but I feel like facial hair on a guy under 30 looks fricking really bad on most young guys. They often have peach fuzz onions boy facial hair if they grow it out in their 20s. I think most zoomers can easily grow their facial hair, it just looks like shit for most young guys. If you have a good jawline there's a good reason to embrace the clean shaven look and shave/trim once every two weeks.

      • 5 months ago
        Aaron Pierre

        Being clean shaven was for formal or professional settings. Character actors would have facial hair to have "character", but star theory sold faces = their bodies as objects of desire. Grooming products are about REMOVAL or coloring, and nobody colors their hair unless OLD back then.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does falling in love with a man feel like?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s too tall.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rupert Everett was hotter, just less entitled.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. All this dude has going for him is height, I'd take a 6'0" dude who made me laugh over that boring lanklet.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife said she's a virgin.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the biggest "Chad" now is some brown-eyed, Italian wog Stralyan muzzie
    Grim.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what women want, we don't make the rules, we just follow the pussy and for most of us, get what we can

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was just a bad season of Skins

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same thing, but more just a weird season of skins if anything. Also, does that kid ever play anyone besides psychopaths and weirdos?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't really have the face to be anything else, like that pale git in Game of Thrones/Misfits

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely but there's no way i'm slurping his cummy bath water

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think he's odd looking. in fact, the whole main cast of Euphoria is just odd looking. they're not ugly, they just have very peculiar looking faces.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looked hotter in Euphoria even when they shot him to look like a fat moron in half of the scenes.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this guy the exact same character in everything he's in?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this guy the exact same character in everything he's in?
      gay psychopath?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankenstein's monster head-shaped mf

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's tall, I'll give him that. He's not really good looking however. The Elvis casting was so weird

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jacob Elordi is keeping it a secret he watched this Elvis movie compulsively to perfect his portrayal of The King.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he doesn't frick and marry Jules in season 3 I will riot

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