let's be honest here. Humans can 100% wipe out the xenemorphs if we're given prep time.

let's be honest here. Humans can 100% wipe out the xenemorphs if we're given prep time.
We can strategize and nuke them from far away. But since it's fiction, we can't win and they always escape in the end

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Thing was both the better threat and movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens was better and Cameron is better than Carpenter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what moronic cameron trannies actually believe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shit moron. Why would anyone want to watch a movie like that?

        Wrong and wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The topic is about dangerous creatures and you put forward Aliens, the flick where they mowed down dozens of xenos. That says it all really. Typical Cameron fan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up homosexual. Nothing will ever surpass The Thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer The Blob myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was really lucky it didn't land in any other place on the planet

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big pharma and the MIC will want a live ayylmao specimen leading to the end of the world

    >ayylmaos hiding in caves and creating drones and warriors off large animals
    >ayylmaos hiding in sewers and creating drones and warriors off homeless bums and maintenance workers
    >suddenly flyover towns go dark and truck drivers plying the long road all go missing
    >pandemonium ensues when a bunch of ayylmaos surface in big cities and overwhelm the bolice force
    >leadership gets killed because the nuclear proofed caves that was meant to protect them now houses a Queen
    >military now resorting to shooting everyone they think who has a Chestburster
    >ayylmaos infiltrate ships and airplanes, bringing the ayylmaos to other regions in the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xennos take middle america movie when

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2007.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AvP R only nuked a small nothingburguer town, not half of the US

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        midwesterners did nothing wrong
        xenos will do a favor to the world if they wipe out California and the east coast instead

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's a genius deduction there guy, but we're talking about movies, not reality. If we just dropped nukes on LV-426 in the first 10 minutes that wouldn't be much of a movie would it, you dingus.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. That was never in question. The concept that they would be world ending and needed to be stopped was always moronic. They are nothing without a fresh supply of hosts and can only make one new alien per host. They just shut down and go into hibernation after taking over the colony. If the company had taken Ripley seriously, they could have sent some remote control drones into the hive and they'd have easily been able to observe the xenos from orbit and do whatever they wanted with no threat to themselves whatsoever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottom line is that they’re basically animals. They don’t have the capacity for higher thought. They’re only dangerous when they are unleashed on unprepared people. Last and most importantly, they aren’t fricking bulletproof.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The bottom line is that they’re basically animals. They don’t have the capacity for higher thought.
        How did the cut the power in aliens then? xenos are very intelligent, even if they have a queen who makes them do human wave attacks for some reason, making most viewers assume they are mere animals because james cameron is a hack

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They accidentally broke something while crawling through the vents.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't do any human wave attacks, moron. They went up against equipment they'd never seen before and had no idea how to handle. They were using their regular tried and true tactics that always worked before. "Attack ferociously, humans will fight back and eventually buckle in fear and run". As soon as they figured out it wasn't working this time, they adapted and made a new plan. Cameron demonstrated that they're smarter than ever and way more than shown in Scott's movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed filtered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense in theory but even today you just know some greedy corporation would want to capture one and study it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And?
        They're really not much more dangerous than like a tiger or something really.
        They're many times less dangerous than the real gain of function viral research that Fauci and co. are still doing today.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole point is that people underestimate them, It's ok saying "It's just like a tiger" But it can crawl on surfaces and has acid for blood and can reproduce with eggmorphing so if one escaped we'd be fricked and there has been plenty tigers escape zoos. Read the earth war comics and it explains how hard it would be to contain them, They're like ants and the ones with nests near cities would be pretty easily contained but what happens in rural areas or the wilderness where nobody notices until the hive is huge and it has a tunnel system to under a large town or city and they swarm everyone and spread more and more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eggmorphing
            That's fan fiction

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't
              >The entire sequence was cut as director Ridley Scott felt it slowed down the final act of the film. However, the scene did appear in the movie's novelization, and was referenced in the novelizations of the sequel films.

              >The issue of these differing methods of reproduction has largely been ignored in official sources, the only notable exception being the novelization of Alien3
              , which states that both forms of reproduction are typical of the species, and that either can be used to create more Xenomorphs, dependant on the situation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're really not much more dangerous than like a tiger or something really.
          homie are you for real

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because of capitalism. If it wasn't for capitalism, they would have been nuked from orbit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would probably be harder to deal with on Earth. Especially if it's full of dense cyberpunk cities.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Alien was only ever dangerous in the same way putting a hungry tiger into a locked room full of unarmed civilians is. The cast of the first movie were just a bunch of truckers trapped in an isolated place with no weapons. Even the flamethrower they had was a jerry rigged act of desperation. In the sequel when people who actually have weapons fight the aliens they kick the Aliens asses. The tension comes from the Marines getting overconfident, walking into an ambush, and losing all their ammo to friendly fire. "The Perfect Organism" refers explicitly to its lack of conscience or self-doubt. It's referring to its philosophical "purity". Ash explicitly says this to the audience yet the idiot expanded universe stuff still thinks he meant it was "muh ultimate lifeforms that can't be beat". A huge theme of both Alien and Aliens is that all the problems are caused by humans screwing each other over. The company kills the crew of the Nostromo by using them as transport for the Alien. In Aliens Burke gets both the colony and the Marines killed by trying to make a profit. Ripley is calling back to Ash's monologue when she says "I don't know which species is worse, you don't see them screwing each other over for a percentage."

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The xenomorph is a metaphor for the wages of sexual sin, i.e. the face-suckers which symbolize oral sex and give way to havoc and death.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we cant 100% wipe out fricking roaches or ants. The xenos are both these things but worse how the frick can you believe we can wipe them out unless we destroy whatever planet they start to conquer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can't wipe out roaches despite trying for 2000 years. Now imagine they're the size of lions

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this talk about xenomorphs being like tigers reminds me of all those stories about tigers stalking soldiers in Vietnam. Imagine being a USCM sent to some shithole world on a bug hunt and being stalked by a xenomorph while avoiding booty traps and getting shot at by space commies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mm, yeah, that would be like, the predator or something'

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fighting a horde of Gorilla xenomorphs swinging from the trees

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone know some internet Aliens movie that used the Kenner toys as the main characters but other toys also appeared as roles? I remember one scene where the Snake Alien kills a Harry Potter toy lol. I believe a monkey was also a very important character with the heroes

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no xenomorph bf

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