>bears
nah they're hairy big homosexuals, bears (actual bears) are based as frick. gays don't own the world rainbows are pretty and are an actual spectrum unlike that shit flag of theirs, bears are great and maul homosexuals, marriage is sacred and between a man and woman.
Nature hates gays, that is why they get AIDS and die
>i know there are a lot of gays into bears and short kings but i refuse to believe any man would find vito attractive, guy looks like a sweet potato
Why are you implying homos have standards? The average body count of a homosexual is 1,000.
I jerk it to corpses and goblin women anon, standards of your fellow man ain't that high bruddah.
>bears
nah they're hairy big homosexuals, bears (actual bears) are based as frick. gays don't own the world rainbows are pretty and are an actual spectrum unlike that shit flag of theirs, bears are great and maul homosexuals, marriage is sacred and between a man and woman.
Nature hates gays, that is why they get AIDS and die
Too bad about all those gay animals that exist just fine in the wild being gays. Almost like Nature is fine with it and it's the perverse Kingdoms of Man that have such issues. Return to your God anon, He has nothing to do with your hatred of the ignorant.
It might be "natural," as in it occurs, but homosexualry is not normal, as in it is not the norm, and nor should it be. homosexuals like you who try to make homosexualry normal get the rope.
Dude that gets his salad tossed by the chick that made steven universe and BOBMOB CHIPMAN the poonslayer supreme. I honestly don't recognize most of the others.
Most of my F tier is based on personality. Ian is pretty hideous, but I at least feel like I could get along with him.
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Very fair, he is uglier than original sin but the guy who made OK KO is probably really chill to hang with. Plus watchin that bawd becky go to town on his ass must be a feast for the eyes.
I know a gay personal trainer in his late 20s that is jacked and only fricks republican boomer dads. He showed me his grinder and a never ending scroll of 50 year old chubby men in collared shirts and ties
anyways, no matter what you look; chances are you are someones type
In the middle of a crowded bar/club? His only chance to kill them would be in the parking lot because after they drive away there’s no telling who else they might’ve told.
Nah, because Sal is kicking that money upstairs, so he's on record as collecting shakedown payments from that club. He has a reason to be there. Meanwhile Vito is dressed up like a gay with another gay on his arm.
Poor Vito. He'd still be alive and sucking dicks if Tony had just let Phil kill Tony Blundetto.
Tony should have just told Vito to hit the road, move to Key West or San Francisco and start a new life and told Phil, fine, if you see Vito around, go ahead and kill him, you have my blessing.
The point is DESPITE Vito sucking wiener, he was a great earner and Tony crew took at hit because of it. Its the underlining theme of the series: Tony slowly alienating himself from everyone and as a consequence becoming a shitty boss that gets killed.
At least one of the guys making collections from the gay bar was a NY made guy and therefore untouchable. Also, there were lots of witnesses and the fat finoik couldn't chase them down the street in his chaps. Perhaps he could have fronted it out, but he ran away to gayville and signed his death warrant. Then, even more stupidly, he came back and got a pool cue for his troubles.
Why would you ever risk going to a public gay bar like this? Surely Vito knew the consequences if he got caught. Who knows maybe one of the gays around the bar works at the construction site. He brought it on himself being so stupid with his degeneracy
Remember that documentary "The Gift" bros...homosexuals are truly disgusting pieces of shit, they need to be sent to the lust circle of hell where they can boil in shit, piss and jizz!
>Accept money from gays >Not allowed to sample the merchandise
I don't get it, what did they have against homosexuals? They're fine with working with them, but somehow unable to comprehend one of their own as one?
The whole situation doesn't make ethical or business sense. Unless... wait... are the Sopranos actually moronic? The hypocrisy is the worst part.
i know there are a lot of gays into bears and short kings but i refuse to believe any man would find vito attractive, guy looks like a sweet potato
why not? there are degrees of perversion
if you can like a big hairy lumberjack why cant you get off to a sweet potato
The guy could tell Vito had great pipefitter -lips
>bears
nah they're hairy big homosexuals, bears (actual bears) are based as frick. gays don't own the world rainbows are pretty and are an actual spectrum unlike that shit flag of theirs, bears are great and maul homosexuals, marriage is sacred and between a man and woman.
Nature hates gays, that is why they get AIDS and die
>i know there are a lot of gays into bears and short kings but i refuse to believe any man would find vito attractive, guy looks like a sweet potato
Why are you implying homos have standards? The average body count of a homosexual is 1,000.
I jerk it to corpses and goblin women anon, standards of your fellow man ain't that high bruddah.
Too bad about all those gay animals that exist just fine in the wild being gays. Almost like Nature is fine with it and it's the perverse Kingdoms of Man that have such issues. Return to your God anon, He has nothing to do with your hatred of the ignorant.
It might be "natural," as in it occurs, but homosexualry is not normal, as in it is not the norm, and nor should it be. homosexuals like you who try to make homosexualry normal get the rope.
Not sure what you mean, but God loves me so it should be all taken care of.
>get the rope
Of cum yum yum
you underestimate the depravity of the reasons people frick. vito looks like an italian dad. put the pieces together.
Counterpoint:
>Ian above BOB
Brutal.
Who and who? The list needs some adjustments, but I'm lazy.
Dude that gets his salad tossed by the chick that made steven universe and BOBMOB CHIPMAN the poonslayer supreme. I honestly don't recognize most of the others.
Most of my F tier is based on personality. Ian is pretty hideous, but I at least feel like I could get along with him.
Very fair, he is uglier than original sin but the guy who made OK KO is probably really chill to hang with. Plus watchin that bawd becky go to town on his ass must be a feast for the eyes.
Oh come on, you ought to know at least half of these from Cinemaphile.
>gabriel iglasieas in top tier
disgusting
UNF
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Straight guys will literally plow fat disgusting pig faced fat ladies, so why wouldn’t gay guys plow fat disgusting pig faced men?
Gays frick anything. Have you ever heard of a gay incel?
I know a gay personal trainer in his late 20s that is jacked and only fricks republican boomer dads. He showed me his grinder and a never ending scroll of 50 year old chubby men in collared shirts and ties
anyways, no matter what you look; chances are you are someones type
Specifically Republican? How does that work? Also, why?
Probably because a lot of men are naturally right leaning but they can also be closeted gay at the same time.
>why
They make better wiener suckers
>chances are you are someones type
I can confirm that isn't true.
watch it
why couldn't he have just killed those two guys just like pussy killed the elvis guy
In the middle of a crowded bar/club? His only chance to kill them would be in the parking lot because after they drive away there’s no telling who else they might’ve told.
Chris and Pauly killed that waiter that had waited on them all night in the parking lot of a casino Vito could wack a few dudes outside a gay bar
>WTF?! Sal?! Why are you in a gay club?! And is that your boyfriend you're with? You're collecting? What, collecting semen?!
That's what Vito should have said. It ends in a stalemate with both parties just wanting to forget about the entire thing.
Nah, because Sal is kicking that money upstairs, so he's on record as collecting shakedown payments from that club. He has a reason to be there. Meanwhile Vito is dressed up like a gay with another gay on his arm.
The best part is when he finally sees Tony and tells him he went to a gay club cause his medicine was too strong and messed with his head.
Happens to the best of us
His excuses for homosexualry are hilarious, from " it's just a joke", to "it was the diabetes Tony, it messed with me! "
he didn't respect tony he was lusting for his chair before and wouldn't stop flirting with finn who was basically tony's son in law at that point
>A note from the doctah sayin' you don't like to shuck wiener?
Poor Vito. He'd still be alive and sucking dicks if Tony had just let Phil kill Tony Blundetto.
Tony should have just told Vito to hit the road, move to Key West or San Francisco and start a new life and told Phil, fine, if you see Vito around, go ahead and kill him, you have my blessing.
>is directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of all his top lieutenants/earners
was he was the worst mob boss in television show
Then you remember the name of show. And the final scene. Everything else is disposable.
Look at these two Fahnooks, he got what he deserved!
Teleports into your closet.
bravo, chase
Looks comfy. How do I land a hunky fireman?
Be a hot woman, and hate gays, that should work.
>kill everyone for trivial shit like sucking a dick
>wonder why your mob business is being eroded
>>kill everyone for trivial shit like sucking a dick
i don't see how that's trivial.
It is if youre in jail, Philly
The point is DESPITE Vito sucking wiener, he was a great earner and Tony crew took at hit because of it. Its the underlining theme of the series: Tony slowly alienating himself from everyone and as a consequence becoming a shitty boss that gets killed.
It's not Tony's fault he had a couple rats who went to the FBI, and one big homosexual as well. He did what he could.
Considering how fricked the relationship between Tony and Chrissy became, he might as well have fricked her.
>that gets killed
Tony didn't get killed though. The series ends with him still alive. Your fanfiction is not canon.
Why didn’t he just kill them? Honestly at this point your life is fricked. Kill them both, and bury them out in the middle of bumfrick nowhere.
"Catching, Not PITCHING! "
" He's GOTTA GO! "
*throws cards*
>It's not all talk with him.
At least one of the guys making collections from the gay bar was a NY made guy and therefore untouchable. Also, there were lots of witnesses and the fat finoik couldn't chase them down the street in his chaps. Perhaps he could have fronted it out, but he ran away to gayville and signed his death warrant. Then, even more stupidly, he came back and got a pool cue for his troubles.
>Vito Spatafore is an ASSMUNCHA!
>ywn frick Vito
Why even live?
Only brainlets still think that Tony lived.
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>https://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com
the most definitive of sources, now go have a nice day
I laughed anyway
i hope he got that drink
You think so? right sure, frick you cupcake
This was just as embarrassing as the next where Christopher gets into GOONing.
Why would you ever risk going to a public gay bar like this? Surely Vito knew the consequences if he got caught. Who knows maybe one of the gays around the bar works at the construction site. He brought it on himself being so stupid with his degeneracy
I'm guessing he'd slowly gotten more blasé over the years.
Remember that documentary "The Gift" bros...homosexuals are truly disgusting pieces of shit, they need to be sent to the lust circle of hell where they can boil in shit, piss and jizz!
homosexuals are truly disgusting!
Imagine being male and wanting to suck a wiener lmaoooo
Season 6 was a joke.
This always happens when shows go on hiatus, and they bring in new writers about 7 years later and start the show back up again.
>Accept money from gays
>Not allowed to sample the merchandise
I don't get it, what did they have against homosexuals? They're fine with working with them, but somehow unable to comprehend one of their own as one?
The whole situation doesn't make ethical or business sense. Unless... wait... are the Sopranos actually moronic?
The hypocrisy is the worst part.
because he was sucking cawk not letting 'em sawck his cawk learn how 2 prison gay
Frickin plebs can’t appreciate comedic method acting
It was the mid 2000s you could still get AIDS from a toilet set like my dad did.
Salaheddin, my Archnemesis
Far superior to the Geonosis edit