Literally God himself comes down and tells Mordo and Ricks they are too addicted to watching Vin Diesel movies instead of working so he forces them to relive all of his movies for hours and if they win, they can live. Benson is forced to watch too with popcorn besides him
Death battles satan in a fiddling contest for rigby’s soul since he lost it in a fiddling contest earlier and had already sold it to death for a new fiddle.
Rigby bugs Mordecai for eating chips but never finishing the bag and only leaving enough that’s less than a bowl. He does this too many times and a council of magic users summons him for being a jerk and want to pin ish him. Luckily skips know what to do he has all the answers. Rigby mange’s to get saved and learns his lesson but than does the same thing with a 2 liter of soda at the end cut to credits.
Pops accidentally sets up a pride parade in the park, thinking it was a happy parade. Benson has to stop the parade from destroying the park or else Mordecai and Rigby are fired. When Mordecai and Rigby say they didn’t do anything Benson yells it’s for every other time or else now get back to work!
Twist ending Thomas’s sister is just Thomas in a wig, he made up his sister to get out of work by telling benson she was sick than got to far into the lie until it accidentally caused a zombie apocalypse.
Mordecai and Rigby having sex on the couch for 12 minutes non-stop and the dialogue is nothing but moaning, kissing, sucking, giggling and sexual exclamations.
mordecai and rigby cant stand the summer heat, but they cant sneak off work to cool off because benson's watching them. they decide to order some kind of winter machine, and through some malfunction due to them overusing it or something, end up getting the park stuck in an incredibly harsh winter with no chance of escaping, so the gang has to come together to find some way of surviving.
>intro plays >start of episode
Rigby: "Duddee benson's so lame he put a security camera everywhere inside the house, we can't play video games now"
Mordecai: "ughh i know right? Lets just finish this so we can go to our rooms"
Rigby: "pfff as if im boreddd"
Mordecai: "dude its only cleaning the table stop being lazyyy"
Benson on the speaker: "hey you slackers i don't see the kitchen being clean GET BACK TO WORK!"
Rigby: ughh >1 hour later
Mordecai: "finally we can rest"
Rigby: "time for tv its time its time for TV!!! Woo" >tv commercial: do you have a boss who's constantly watching you? Is he really annoying? Well look no further meet-
they did that already, sort of, with the peeps episode
I can salvage this. They’re trapped in a clip show reliving memories when Rigby was suppose to make PowerPoint of the park of this year and he hired a sketchy PowerPoint wizard that works for wings. Calls him self the wired wing wizard. Will do any tech job like magic for wings just go to www.www.org
>intro plays >start of episode
Rigby: "Duddee benson's so lame he put a security camera everywhere inside the house, we can't play video games now"
Mordecai: "ughh i know right? Lets just finish this so we can go to our rooms"
Rigby: "you know what would really get back at him? If we made him watch us have hardcore gay sex over over these cameras!"
>WHAT THE? >YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE SO FIRED! >YEAH YEAH FIRED SO FIRED! >ARRRRRRGH FIRED…. >That’s it I’m looking for a new job. >Hey Skips do you know who else gets fired.
A dragon attacks the park to steal its valuable objects, exactly, collectibles from the 80s-90s.
All the park employees have to go on an epic adventure to find a weapon, there is also a dwarf as a reference to Willow.
Mordecai and Rigby discover racist jokes Benson made online a decade ago and find them so funny that they start using them causing the park to be canceled. What this means is the park and its employees starts being erased from reality. Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips try to undo it by making the park PC causing the employees to return as obnoxious hipsters and soiboys. They fix everything in the end by getting help from Techmo to leak every racist joke every person in the world ever made and making them go viral online causing the people that started the outrage to literally explode from laughter.
So, here's the plot >Mordecai and Rigby are working in the Park >see two snob guys taking honeing each other >"Eric, you've got a splendid name" >"I know it means sole or eternal ruler" >"you also have a magificent name, Doland the world-ruler" >"honhonhonhonhon" (snobbish laugh of both) >"And you, what are your names?" >"Mine's Rigby" >"Honhonhonhon, what a plebeian name, meaning a ridge farm" >"Hey! I like my name and it's better than you "ruler of boat or something" (*wink wink*) meaning >"Dude, just chill out" >"honhonhon, and your name, sport" >"Mordecai" >"what the hell, oh god, nonononono" >snob guys start escaping >"Dude, what was all that about? and what's even your life meaning?" >"Dunno, but these swelled heads made me curious about my name's meaning" >"So let's search for it" >"Nahh, we must first finnish our job, remember what Benson said" >"Yeah, remember, I hate it" >after their job finnished they start searching for Mordecai's name meaning on the Internet >but they find nothing >"ahhh... why there's nothing about it on the Internet" >"ask Skips maybe he knows what's your name's meaning or knows where we can find information about it" >they go to Skips >"What do you want this time?" >they explain why they're here >"Hmmm... I really don't know the meaning of names besides...well you can always go to library" >Mordecai and Rigby go to a said library >it's huge >they find the department with names >Rigby notices one book always escapes from them like someone doesn't want them to know the secrets that it hides >after chase scene Mordecai puts his hands on the book and searches for it's name >weird traditional oriental music begins playing >Mordecai reads what he wanted >"Dude, it's not about meaning, it's about from where it comes
...
I wrote this unfinished scenario some time ago
Later it turnes out that Mordecai's name is israeli and he has some "winner at life" israeli powers which corrupt him or something, I dunno, you can write the rest
>Mr Mallard wants the park to look better since there have been tons of hooligans and crazy homeless people around >They are doing house renovation first and get all the needed things, including bottles of bleach, one of which gets spilled >one of the hooligans hears about what they want to do, finds the puddle of bleach, using it as a bathroom and releasing mustard gas >the hooligans and the homeless people have a secret syndicate/union and they start protesting >the crew starts physically fighting them >they start using their army, which uses stolen baseball helmets, metal pipes and metal pieces as armor
Don't know much from here.
Muscle Man is canonically israeli, so he is able to stop Mordecai by calling a cousin of his. It's explained he isn't corrupted because he has christian, maybe orthodox, relatives which rubbed off on him.
Any chance that anyone who's israeli in Regular Show is part golem? They're all built as if they're made of clay. Perhaps in ancient times they fused with their summoners and overrode any unruly inhibitions, turning them from the tides of evil? I mean, Muscle Man, his parents, relatives and Starla's family are green, so Muscle Bro is an albino israelite, I think. It's not really out of pocket considering how crazy the world they live in is.
Mordecai and Rigby have to retrace their steps to remember the raging party from the night before and get a giant alligator out of their bathroom before anyone else finds out or gets eaten.
Pops befriends a group of hipsters who like his old-timey clothes and hobbies, but they soon prove to be a bad influence and the rest of the park crew have to save him.
After having their house phone privileges revoked, Mordecai and Rigby buy buy a cell phone, but since they can only afford one between the two of them it causes all sorts of problems.
Rigby shaves off all his fur after losing a bet and has to go around wearing clothes.
Mordecai takes flying lessons, Top Gun references ensue.
The park crew go mini-golfing, Caddyshack references ensue.
Did they ever do an episode where they get lost in a large hardware store? I feel like they must have but I can't remember.
>Rigby shaves off all his fur after losing a bet and has to go around wearing clothes. >this is treated the same way as a human developing a cotton allergy and having to go around naked
>Benson sees him walking around and almost beats him with a shovel, thinking that he's a gnome sent to steal his nose. His cousin lost his nose to one and he's been paranoid about creatures with pointy hats. >Mordecai has to hold him back and tells him what's up. >He begins to laugh hysterically, almost dry heaving, leaning on his thighs, and hands Rigby a bottle of suntan lotion, practically on the brink of tears and snickering.
>rigby befriends a group of otherkins >he now claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ >Muscleman: you know who else is the second coming of Christ? >Rigby: NO DOUBLES
Amphibia parody episode >Benson complaining that highschool girls are dancing with and kissing the frogs by the pond again and that their shitty kpop is scaring away people, tells Mordecai Rigby to go shoo them off or they’re fired >Mordecai Rigby weirded out by why they would do that and making PG13 sex jokes about highschool in response >Go to shoo the girls off and they start talking stupid how those frogs are their boyfriends and they’re gonna kick their asses >Suddenly frogs start talking and stretch out to get human-sized and muscly and shit and beat Mordecai/Rigby up; they drive off defeated >Perplexed, they go to Skips, who on hearing it tells them these are no ordinary frogs they’re from another dimension, and they need to be banished back through the portal before they make babies with the humans and conquer the world >They go back armed with baseball bats with Muscle Man, Skips and Hi-5 in tow and fight the frogs while the highschool girls cheer for their bfs >they’re losing, but Mordecai realises the jukebox they’re playing the shitty kpop on is their portal and switches the casette to something cool >the portal sucks the frogs back in, highschool girls refuse to leave them and jump into the portal after the frogs >everyone celebrates defeating them but Benson is furious when he comes to see how they’re doing because they destroyed the pond >roll credits
Rigby accidentally walks in on Muscle Man titty fricking Starla. He spends the episode trying to process what he saw and coping with that image seared in his mind.
Mordecai and Rigby try to get a premium cable package for the house, but the cable guy won't budge. Instead of forking over their "hard-earned" dough, they dig around in Skip's garage and find some fertility statue to turn into girls. After flirting with that guy, they get the package, but start to get hormonal. It's up to Benson to revert the slackers, for only machine men (mostly) are immune to the pangs of the mammalian flesh.
Rigby becomes mentally moronic and has to suck a hundred men's dicks to become normal again. After sucking his 100th dick, it's revealed that 99 of the past 100 men he sucked off have since transitioned into women, and he now has to start over. Credits roll.
Someone moves to the park
Benson wants him gone because they aren't allowed to live in the park
Mordecai and Rigby are deployed but they become friends
Muscle man and ghost are sent by they also become friends because those guys are super chill
Skips is sent and also fails
Benson has enough, he burns a cross next to their RV
They take Benson home
Then turns out having him live in the park does cause problems but they fail to kick him out because he is too nice >Superpowered niceness fight shenanigans
Weeds start popping up in the park
Benson tells our boys to get rid of them, he gives them some money to buy weed killer.
Initially they are going to buy the right stuff but end up choosing an experimental concoction because the infomercial is cool.
It is explained to them to use only a few drops per weed as it is highly unstable.
At first it works great, but then they try to shortcut it with extra juice.
This produces killer weeds and the episode devolved into an aliens parody.
At some point in the episode, Mordecai says "let's smoke some weeds" after getting a flamethrower.
Another idea.
Benson sends the boys to buy some supplies
Rigby blows the money on one of those ball and cup switcheroo games thinking he's got the pattern down pat. Rigby is convinced the guy cheated.
They spend the episode trying to get the money back, things escalate when they find out street guy was actually using magic, but they best him using actual slight of hand.
Has there ever been an episode where Benson gave up on Mordecai and Rigby? I feel that he'd just chug a bunch of hot sauce and head on down to Wing Kingdom after the park gets destroyed for the 100th time that year.
The 8th season is pretty much schlock aside from the finale. What you're in for is a world of misunderstandings and an especially horrid wedding episode. Death Bear episode is decent though. I have said it several times before, but Pops deserved more moments to shine, to show off his powers in some earlier episodes, if the writers planned that sort of development from the beginning.
Skips: The universe is tearing itself apart! Mordecai! You've gotta frick Girl Rigby!
Mordecai: No!
Rigby: Why not!?
The ground splits apart farther and Benson starts to fall in, hanging off the edge with one hand
Benson: Mordecai! If you don't frick Girl Rigby, YOU'RE FIRED!
Mordecai: I can't!
Rigby: What's wrong with me!? Why don't you wanna frick me!?
Mordecai: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE WHAT WE HAVE!
Rigby: Huh?
Mordecai: You're my best friend, Rigby. I don't know what kind of relationship we'd have if you were a girl, but I don't want it. I don't need it. What we have right now is perfect, and I don't want to do anything that would make it weird.
Rigby: Wow. I... didn't realize you felt that way.
Mordecai: Of course I do. I love you, man.
Rigby: I love you too, buddy.
Voice of God: Wow. That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. You know what? I'm counting it. THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN FULFILLED!
The ground stops shaking and everything goes back to normal
Rigby: So... What now?
Mordecai: I dunno. Wanna go play video games?
The portal suddenly opens back up and Girl Mordecai steps through
Girl Mordecai: Uh, hey guys. This is gonna sound awkward, but I said some things to my friend, and... I've gotta frick Boy Rigby.
Benson runs for mayor and rigby hates the idea because rigby thinks benson is going to brutally force everyone in town to work so rigby decides to run against him as an opposition candidate.
Rigby creates a new ideology called “slackerism” and actually convinces the whole town to vote for him (except everyone at the park) and rigby wins by a landslide.
Rigby, now being mayor, has to make important decisions and keeps screwing things up. Eventually, slackerism is proving itself to be a failing ideology and is turning the whole town to chaos.
Chaos emerges and rigby resigns in a dramatic action-packed way and everything goes back to normal.
Rigby now appreciates benson role as a manager and denounces slackerism.
Or perhaps instead some strange guy (our antagonist) helps rigby with his campaign and is actually pulling the stings behind the scenes using rigby as a puppet for his evil scheme.
>He doesn't. >He's just saying that to get on his side to buy some random console that has a flame decal on it. >Also, he's trying to lower his guard so he can steal and write in the Book of Park Records to make Benson get him what he wants. >Even after being eaten by that giant worm thing...
The park crew start to disappear so mordo and rigs investigate with Eileen and Margaret and it’s revealed The mechanical bank robbers from the arcade have come back for revenge and another big shootout ensues
>Benson lectures rigby claiming that he can’t be successful in life by playing video games all day. >Rigby becomes a successful gaming live streamer and evolves into doing commentary streams on random crap making millions of dollars >Rigby gets sucked into the digital world and has to fight other streamers (Rigby somehow pissed them off) in a virtual colosseum.
>He's more of a stickler than Benson. >Literally sticks his nose in all aspects of the park, even the guests. >Sprays the homeless with isopropyl alcohol. >Sprays Rigby with pesticides to kill the bugs on his skin. >Instead of treating Skips like a person, he orders his lackies to put him in a cage. >That inspector takes one look at Muscle Man and orders him to be painted peach-colored, making him look like a total windbag. >Almost has an aneurysm, not because of the health code violating sandwich that they give him, but because he sees Benson without pants (guess what's in the sandwich, hehehe) and sees him as some sort of "pleasure device" free to roam around in public. They think he's dead so he's all cooped up in the bushes. >Lo-Fives then shows up to cool down from a particularly grisly scene, unknowingly leaning 10 feet away from the inspector. >Mordecai then rats himself and Rigby out. >Rigby punches him, but that has no effect. Low-Fives pulls out his handcuffs, but finds the inspector to be fine, preparing his tank to shoot it at Benson, but then his license falls out. >It's expired so he's carted off to jail instead of the other two. >Why? Cause frick it.
Rigby slowly starts turning into a pie and nobody knows why. Rigby eventually fully becomes a talking pie while retaining his eyes, nose, and mouth.
After a montage of searching, they discover that a while ago at the coffee shop, Rigby in a hurry to leave accidentally knocked over a wizard’s pie making him lose his tasty treat and causing him to slip and fall to the ground in an embarrassing manner.
This made the wizard angry and cast a “turn into a pie” spell on Rigby.
The Wizard is now on his way to step on and aggressively eat Pie Rigby as payback.
Every one at the park tries to stop the mad wizard by fighting him.
Muscle man puts broken glass in a salt shaker as a prank but skips notices and starts beating the shit out of muscle man and tells benson.
Benson gets angry and starts beating the shit out of muscle man too.
Pops notices and calls for benson and skips to stop being violent.
Pops forces benson and skips to have a therapy session with muscle man where they have to say something nice to eachother or else they’re all fired.
Benson, skips and muscle man are all so angry they look like they’re about to burst and silently sit very aggressively and agitated.
Mordecai and rigby watch them through the window and try to get them to fight by provoking them.
>Benson tries online dating but keeps getting catfished. >Not by Mordecai and Rigby, he legit keeps attracting uggos. >No, it's not because he's part candy, okay, geez... >It's because he has trouble saying no when it comes to girls and any gal who needs an emotional tampon waddles up to him. >After a dozen or so unsuccessful dates, he finally gets a date who isn't a liar. The problem? >She's got a MASSIVE hankering for his gumballs. Just that; she doesn't even parry his responses. She just wants his goody-goods. >Every time he tries to leave though, a swarm of mole-ridden spinsters lunge themselves at him, so he either has to risk being crushed to death by swarthy 'cuties,' or have his latch pilfered by an overzealous sugar hound. >Will Benson settle for either option? Or will he try to escape and find the right gal? >B-plot is Muscle Man trying to find a new date place for Starla so she won't be bored at the park. He ends up here after hearing about her cousin whine about not getting any dates and finding "a nice catch" at the venue where Benson just so happens to be at.
Literally God himself comes down and tells Mordo and Ricks they are too addicted to watching Vin Diesel movies instead of working so he forces them to relive all of his movies for hours and if they win, they can live. Benson is forced to watch too with popcorn besides him
mordecai and rigby contracts muscle man's herpes
Death battles satan in a fiddling contest for rigby’s soul since he lost it in a fiddling contest earlier and had already sold it to death for a new fiddle.
benson becomes a devout christian and constantly tries to stop mordecai and rigby from homosexual acts
benson renounces Christianity after being repeatedly gangraped by the gorillaz
He burns their Cool Dude clothes to not spread any Sodom-like influences.
rigb get ipad
It's a birthday gift. He breaks it in 5 minutes and has to get it fixed before Don finds out.
They subscribe to a streaming service and the characters start escaping the movies and causing mayhem in the park.
Rigby bugs Mordecai for eating chips but never finishing the bag and only leaving enough that’s less than a bowl. He does this too many times and a council of magic users summons him for being a jerk and want to pin ish him. Luckily skips know what to do he has all the answers. Rigby mange’s to get saved and learns his lesson but than does the same thing with a 2 liter of soda at the end cut to credits.
Pops accidentally sets up a pride parade in the park, thinking it was a happy parade. Benson has to stop the parade from destroying the park or else Mordecai and Rigby are fired. When Mordecai and Rigby say they didn’t do anything Benson yells it’s for every other time or else now get back to work!
A zombie outbreak starts in the park (again) after a bio-weapon is unleashed and the only way to stop it is for Mordecai to frick Thomas’ sister.
Twist ending Thomas’s sister is just Thomas in a wig, he made up his sister to get out of work by telling benson she was sick than got to far into the lie until it accidentally caused a zombie apocalypse.
Mordecai and Rigby having sex on the couch for 12 minutes non-stop and the dialogue is nothing but moaning, kissing, sucking, giggling and sexual exclamations.
Written and directed by Dacad.
I will now watch your cartoon.
Nice episode :D!!!
mordecai and rigby cant stand the summer heat, but they cant sneak off work to cool off because benson's watching them. they decide to order some kind of winter machine, and through some malfunction due to them overusing it or something, end up getting the park stuck in an incredibly harsh winter with no chance of escaping, so the gang has to come together to find some way of surviving.
>intro plays
>start of episode
Rigby: "Duddee benson's so lame he put a security camera everywhere inside the house, we can't play video games now"
Mordecai: "ughh i know right? Lets just finish this so we can go to our rooms"
Rigby: "pfff as if im boreddd"
Mordecai: "dude its only cleaning the table stop being lazyyy"
Benson on the speaker: "hey you slackers i don't see the kitchen being clean GET BACK TO WORK!"
Rigby: ughh
>1 hour later
Mordecai: "finally we can rest"
Rigby: "time for tv its time its time for TV!!! Woo"
>tv commercial: do you have a boss who's constantly watching you? Is he really annoying? Well look no further meet-
Yeah that's all i could come up with
they did that already, sort of, with the peeps episode
Frickkkk
I can salvage this. They’re trapped in a clip show reliving memories when Rigby was suppose to make PowerPoint of the park of this year and he hired a sketchy PowerPoint wizard that works for wings. Calls him self the wired wing wizard. Will do any tech job like magic for wings just go to www.www.org
>intro plays
>start of episode
Rigby: "Duddee benson's so lame he put a security camera everywhere inside the house, we can't play video games now"
Mordecai: "ughh i know right? Lets just finish this so we can go to our rooms"
Rigby: "you know what would really get back at him? If we made him watch us have hardcore gay sex over over these cameras!"
benson would just threaten to fire them but be too aroused to actually do it
>WHAT THE?
>YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE SO FIRED!
>YEAH YEAH FIRED SO FIRED!
>ARRRRRRGH FIRED….
>That’s it I’m looking for a new job.
>Hey Skips do you know who else gets fired.
>*Several minutes later*
>Yo, Benson, did some mage cast a hypno spell on Mordecai and Rigby, cuz' everything looks weir-
>Sooooo... Sooooo... OOF! Hnnnnggrrhhhoouugggghh... Feeeerrddd...
>You having a stroke or somethi-
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IIIIII'M DIS-PENSIIIIIIIINNGG-AH!
>*plonk plonk plonk*
>*splat*
>I'm uh... I'm gonna bleach my eyes...
>*Fives floats away*
>*crrkl*
>*fzzzt*
>Haaaaaaaahhhh, hooo frick... I t-totally... oh crap the monitor!
>*wipe wipe wipe*
>Euurrgh! Why won't it come off?
>*schwrrrmp*
>*flesh forming sounds*
>Th-This isn't part of the warranty! What's it-
>*blink blink*
>WHAT THE?
>Daddy?
>WWWWWWAAAAAAAAUUUUUUHH!!!
you KNOW mordecai and rigby are doing lewd and rude things for those cameras
A dragon attacks the park to steal its valuable objects, exactly, collectibles from the 80s-90s.
All the park employees have to go on an epic adventure to find a weapon, there is also a dwarf as a reference to Willow.
Mordecai and Rigby discover racist jokes Benson made online a decade ago and find them so funny that they start using them causing the park to be canceled. What this means is the park and its employees starts being erased from reality. Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips try to undo it by making the park PC causing the employees to return as obnoxious hipsters and soiboys. They fix everything in the end by getting help from Techmo to leak every racist joke every person in the world ever made and making them go viral online causing the people that started the outrage to literally explode from laughter.
So, here's the plot
>Mordecai and Rigby are working in the Park
>see two snob guys taking honeing each other
>"Eric, you've got a splendid name"
>"I know it means sole or eternal ruler"
>"you also have a magificent name, Doland the world-ruler"
>"honhonhonhonhon" (snobbish laugh of both)
>"And you, what are your names?"
>"Mine's Rigby"
>"Honhonhonhon, what a plebeian name, meaning a ridge farm"
>"Hey! I like my name and it's better than you "ruler of boat or something" (*wink wink*) meaning
>"Dude, just chill out"
>"honhonhon, and your name, sport"
>"Mordecai"
>"what the hell, oh god, nonononono"
>snob guys start escaping
>"Dude, what was all that about? and what's even your life meaning?"
>"Dunno, but these swelled heads made me curious about my name's meaning"
>"So let's search for it"
>"Nahh, we must first finnish our job, remember what Benson said"
>"Yeah, remember, I hate it"
>after their job finnished they start searching for Mordecai's name meaning on the Internet
>but they find nothing
>"ahhh... why there's nothing about it on the Internet"
>"ask Skips maybe he knows what's your name's meaning or knows where we can find information about it"
>they go to Skips
>"What do you want this time?"
>they explain why they're here
>"Hmmm... I really don't know the meaning of names besides...well you can always go to library"
>Mordecai and Rigby go to a said library
>it's huge
>they find the department with names
>Rigby notices one book always escapes from them like someone doesn't want them to know the secrets that it hides
>after chase scene Mordecai puts his hands on the book and searches for it's name
>weird traditional oriental music begins playing
>Mordecai reads what he wanted
>"Dude, it's not about meaning, it's about from where it comes
...
I wrote this unfinished scenario some time ago
Later it turnes out that Mordecai's name is israeli and he has some "winner at life" israeli powers which corrupt him or something, I dunno, you can write the rest
of course its fricking israelites, kek
i love this website
>Mr Mallard wants the park to look better since there have been tons of hooligans and crazy homeless people around
>They are doing house renovation first and get all the needed things, including bottles of bleach, one of which gets spilled
>one of the hooligans hears about what they want to do, finds the puddle of bleach, using it as a bathroom and releasing mustard gas
>the hooligans and the homeless people have a secret syndicate/union and they start protesting
>the crew starts physically fighting them
>they start using their army, which uses stolen baseball helmets, metal pipes and metal pieces as armor
Don't know much from here.
Muscle Man is canonically israeli, so he is able to stop Mordecai by calling a cousin of his. It's explained he isn't corrupted because he has christian, maybe orthodox, relatives which rubbed off on him.
Any chance that anyone who's israeli in Regular Show is part golem? They're all built as if they're made of clay. Perhaps in ancient times they fused with their summoners and overrode any unruly inhibitions, turning them from the tides of evil? I mean, Muscle Man, his parents, relatives and Starla's family are green, so Muscle Bro is an albino israelite, I think. It's not really out of pocket considering how crazy the world they live in is.
Benson gets a xanax prescription and M+R have to try to make him get angry again because nothing is getting done at work
Mordecai and Rigby have to retrace their steps to remember the raging party from the night before and get a giant alligator out of their bathroom before anyone else finds out or gets eaten.
Pops befriends a group of hipsters who like his old-timey clothes and hobbies, but they soon prove to be a bad influence and the rest of the park crew have to save him.
After having their house phone privileges revoked, Mordecai and Rigby buy buy a cell phone, but since they can only afford one between the two of them it causes all sorts of problems.
Rigby shaves off all his fur after losing a bet and has to go around wearing clothes.
Mordecai takes flying lessons, Top Gun references ensue.
The park crew go mini-golfing, Caddyshack references ensue.
Did they ever do an episode where they get lost in a large hardware store? I feel like they must have but I can't remember.
all of those are top-notch, did you work on the show before or something?
I got The Hangover, the We Bare Bears episode, and the Kiff episode, I'm not sure about the others.
>Rigby shaves off all his fur after losing a bet and has to go around wearing clothes.
>this is treated the same way as a human developing a cotton allergy and having to go around naked
>Benson sees him walking around and almost beats him with a shovel, thinking that he's a gnome sent to steal his nose. His cousin lost his nose to one and he's been paranoid about creatures with pointy hats.
>Mordecai has to hold him back and tells him what's up.
>He begins to laugh hysterically, almost dry heaving, leaning on his thighs, and hands Rigby a bottle of suntan lotion, practically on the brink of tears and snickering.
>rigby befriends a group of otherkins
>he now claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ
>Muscleman: you know who else is the second coming of Christ?
>Rigby: NO DOUBLES
Uncle Grandpa episode
No Adventure Time episode?
Amphibia parody episode
>Benson complaining that highschool girls are dancing with and kissing the frogs by the pond again and that their shitty kpop is scaring away people, tells Mordecai Rigby to go shoo them off or they’re fired
>Mordecai Rigby weirded out by why they would do that and making PG13 sex jokes about highschool in response
>Go to shoo the girls off and they start talking stupid how those frogs are their boyfriends and they’re gonna kick their asses
>Suddenly frogs start talking and stretch out to get human-sized and muscly and shit and beat Mordecai/Rigby up; they drive off defeated
>Perplexed, they go to Skips, who on hearing it tells them these are no ordinary frogs they’re from another dimension, and they need to be banished back through the portal before they make babies with the humans and conquer the world
>They go back armed with baseball bats with Muscle Man, Skips and Hi-5 in tow and fight the frogs while the highschool girls cheer for their bfs
>they’re losing, but Mordecai realises the jukebox they’re playing the shitty kpop on is their portal and switches the casette to something cool
>the portal sucks the frogs back in, highschool girls refuse to leave them and jump into the portal after the frogs
>everyone celebrates defeating them but Benson is furious when he comes to see how they’re doing because they destroyed the pond
>roll credits
Rigby accidentally walks in on Muscle Man titty fricking Starla. He spends the episode trying to process what he saw and coping with that image seared in his mind.
Brain Eraser 2.0- SlamPig Edition
Mordecai and Rigby try to get a premium cable package for the house, but the cable guy won't budge. Instead of forking over their "hard-earned" dough, they dig around in Skip's garage and find some fertility statue to turn into girls. After flirting with that guy, they get the package, but start to get hormonal. It's up to Benson to revert the slackers, for only machine men (mostly) are immune to the pangs of the mammalian flesh.
Rigby becomes mentally moronic and has to suck a hundred men's dicks to become normal again. After sucking his 100th dick, it's revealed that 99 of the past 100 men he sucked off have since transitioned into women, and he now has to start over. Credits roll.
Someone moves to the park
Benson wants him gone because they aren't allowed to live in the park
Mordecai and Rigby are deployed but they become friends
Muscle man and ghost are sent by they also become friends because those guys are super chill
Skips is sent and also fails
Benson has enough, he burns a cross next to their RV
They take Benson home
Then turns out having him live in the park does cause problems but they fail to kick him out because he is too nice
>Superpowered niceness fight shenanigans
So, the hero's from Utah? That's what you're putting down, right?
Weeds start popping up in the park
Benson tells our boys to get rid of them, he gives them some money to buy weed killer.
Initially they are going to buy the right stuff but end up choosing an experimental concoction because the infomercial is cool.
It is explained to them to use only a few drops per weed as it is highly unstable.
At first it works great, but then they try to shortcut it with extra juice.
This produces killer weeds and the episode devolved into an aliens parody.
At some point in the episode, Mordecai says "let's smoke some weeds" after getting a flamethrower.
Another idea.
Benson sends the boys to buy some supplies
Rigby blows the money on one of those ball and cup switcheroo games thinking he's got the pattern down pat. Rigby is convinced the guy cheated.
They spend the episode trying to get the money back, things escalate when they find out street guy was actually using magic, but they best him using actual slight of hand.
Has there ever been an episode where Benson gave up on Mordecai and Rigby? I feel that he'd just chug a bunch of hot sauce and head on down to Wing Kingdom after the park gets destroyed for the 100th time that year.
I'm 34 episodes into Season 5. How many episodes away am I from the show sucking?
The 8th season is pretty much schlock aside from the finale. What you're in for is a world of misunderstandings and an especially horrid wedding episode. Death Bear episode is decent though. I have said it several times before, but Pops deserved more moments to shine, to show off his powers in some earlier episodes, if the writers planned that sort of development from the beginning.
Mordecai: No way, dude.
Rigby: What? Why? You said you would!
The ground starts quaking and cracks open
Mordecai: What's going on!?
Skips: The universe is tearing itself apart! Mordecai! You've gotta frick Girl Rigby!
Mordecai: No!
Rigby: Why not!?
The ground splits apart farther and Benson starts to fall in, hanging off the edge with one hand
Benson: Mordecai! If you don't frick Girl Rigby, YOU'RE FIRED!
Mordecai: I can't!
Rigby: What's wrong with me!? Why don't you wanna frick me!?
Mordecai: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE WHAT WE HAVE!
Rigby: Huh?
Mordecai: You're my best friend, Rigby. I don't know what kind of relationship we'd have if you were a girl, but I don't want it. I don't need it. What we have right now is perfect, and I don't want to do anything that would make it weird.
Rigby: Wow. I... didn't realize you felt that way.
Mordecai: Of course I do. I love you, man.
Rigby: I love you too, buddy.
Voice of God: Wow. That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. You know what? I'm counting it. THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN FULFILLED!
The ground stops shaking and everything goes back to normal
Rigby: So... What now?
Mordecai: I dunno. Wanna go play video games?
The portal suddenly opens back up and Girl Mordecai steps through
Girl Mordecai: Uh, hey guys. This is gonna sound awkward, but I said some things to my friend, and... I've gotta frick Boy Rigby.
Rigby: Sure, I'm down.
Mordecai: What!?
Episode ends
Benson runs for mayor and rigby hates the idea because rigby thinks benson is going to brutally force everyone in town to work so rigby decides to run against him as an opposition candidate.
Rigby creates a new ideology called “slackerism” and actually convinces the whole town to vote for him (except everyone at the park) and rigby wins by a landslide.
Rigby, now being mayor, has to make important decisions and keeps screwing things up. Eventually, slackerism is proving itself to be a failing ideology and is turning the whole town to chaos.
Chaos emerges and rigby resigns in a dramatic action-packed way and everything goes back to normal.
Rigby now appreciates benson role as a manager and denounces slackerism.
Or perhaps instead some strange guy (our antagonist) helps rigby with his campaign and is actually pulling the stings behind the scenes using rigby as a puppet for his evil scheme.
>He doesn't.
>He's just saying that to get on his side to buy some random console that has a flame decal on it.
>Also, he's trying to lower his guard so he can steal and write in the Book of Park Records to make Benson get him what he wants.
>Even after being eaten by that giant worm thing...
The park crew start to disappear so mordo and rigs investigate with Eileen and Margaret and it’s revealed The mechanical bank robbers from the arcade have come back for revenge and another big shootout ensues
>Benson lectures rigby claiming that he can’t be successful in life by playing video games all day.
>Rigby becomes a successful gaming live streamer and evolves into doing commentary streams on random crap making millions of dollars
>Rigby gets sucked into the digital world and has to fight other streamers (Rigby somehow pissed them off) in a virtual colosseum.
A rip-off of the spongebob health inspector episode “nasty patty”
>He's more of a stickler than Benson.
>Literally sticks his nose in all aspects of the park, even the guests.
>Sprays the homeless with isopropyl alcohol.
>Sprays Rigby with pesticides to kill the bugs on his skin.
>Instead of treating Skips like a person, he orders his lackies to put him in a cage.
>That inspector takes one look at Muscle Man and orders him to be painted peach-colored, making him look like a total windbag.
>Almost has an aneurysm, not because of the health code violating sandwich that they give him, but because he sees Benson without pants (guess what's in the sandwich, hehehe) and sees him as some sort of "pleasure device" free to roam around in public. They think he's dead so he's all cooped up in the bushes.
>Lo-Fives then shows up to cool down from a particularly grisly scene, unknowingly leaning 10 feet away from the inspector.
>Mordecai then rats himself and Rigby out.
>Rigby punches him, but that has no effect. Low-Fives pulls out his handcuffs, but finds the inspector to be fine, preparing his tank to shoot it at Benson, but then his license falls out.
>It's expired so he's carted off to jail instead of the other two.
>Why? Cause frick it.
Rigby slowly starts turning into a pie and nobody knows why. Rigby eventually fully becomes a talking pie while retaining his eyes, nose, and mouth.
After a montage of searching, they discover that a while ago at the coffee shop, Rigby in a hurry to leave accidentally knocked over a wizard’s pie making him lose his tasty treat and causing him to slip and fall to the ground in an embarrassing manner.
This made the wizard angry and cast a “turn into a pie” spell on Rigby.
The Wizard is now on his way to step on and aggressively eat Pie Rigby as payback.
Every one at the park tries to stop the mad wizard by fighting him.
Muscle man puts broken glass in a salt shaker as a prank but skips notices and starts beating the shit out of muscle man and tells benson.
Benson gets angry and starts beating the shit out of muscle man too.
Pops notices and calls for benson and skips to stop being violent.
Pops forces benson and skips to have a therapy session with muscle man where they have to say something nice to eachother or else they’re all fired.
Benson, skips and muscle man are all so angry they look like they’re about to burst and silently sit very aggressively and agitated.
Mordecai and rigby watch them through the window and try to get them to fight by provoking them.
>Benson tries online dating but keeps getting catfished.
>Not by Mordecai and Rigby, he legit keeps attracting uggos.
>No, it's not because he's part candy, okay, geez...
>It's because he has trouble saying no when it comes to girls and any gal who needs an emotional tampon waddles up to him.
>After a dozen or so unsuccessful dates, he finally gets a date who isn't a liar. The problem?
>She's got a MASSIVE hankering for his gumballs. Just that; she doesn't even parry his responses. She just wants his goody-goods. >Every time he tries to leave though, a swarm of mole-ridden spinsters lunge themselves at him, so he either has to risk being crushed to death by swarthy 'cuties,' or have his latch pilfered by an overzealous sugar hound.
>Will Benson settle for either option? Or will he try to escape and find the right gal?
>B-plot is Muscle Man trying to find a new date place for Starla so she won't be bored at the park. He ends up here after hearing about her cousin whine about not getting any dates and finding "a nice catch" at the venue where Benson just so happens to be at.
The Park gets cursed so all the phone calls by Satan are sent to them so they have to go to hell and convince Satan to get the guy to undo the curse