I had an uncle that died like top left. Guess he finished his fifth of smirnoff and fell asleep with his head crooked in a weird way. Suffocated to death sitting in his chair.
I shower twice a month yet still maintain good relationships at work, with family, with my wife, and I'm approached by random women. Also I haven't used deodorant in years. It was bad at first but after a month I literally do not stink.
>I portray my negative attributes as positive in a sad attempt to gaslight myself into thinking it is ok. I havent had sex in years.
I know its unbelievable but I have a happy wife and family and yeah my wife tells me when it's been too long but it's always damn your feet stink go shower sort of thing. I was forced into this by a medical condition.
Just finished. I don't know who this guy is.
Checking out the work-specific tabs they gave me fun results such as:
Tyler Durden
John Galt
Derek Vinyard
Fox Mulder
Olenna Tyrell
Paul Smecker
Dr House
Paul Atreides
Samantha from SatC
kek
She's a vapid roastie prostitute
prostitute!
sneed, chuck
homer simpson, peter griffin
For me it's:
Patrick Bateman, The Joker, Officer K, and Tyler Durden
Hey you stole my list. I guess mine would be the wolf of wall street, travis bickle, rocky, and big bird from sesame street.
>Eren Jaeger
>Phantom of the Opera
>Jack Skellington
>Stanley Ipkiss
I'm a cool guy, right?
You can Ipkiss my ass.
Travis Bickle
Bob from Reflections of Evil
The main character from The Man Who Sleeps
Beau from Beau Is Afraid
>Bruce Wayne (Robert Pattinson)
>Jack Torrance
>Larry Gopnik
>Jake (I'm Thinking of Ending Things)
is that antuan dixon in Baker3 in the bottom right?
WHAT A LIFE
Whatchu know about dat
If you replaced bottom right with the pic of Denzel as that drunken right now pilot, this would have been great.
I would be more inclined to replace top right
steel reserve 40 oz is certified Cinemaphile classic
I had an uncle that died like top left. Guess he finished his fifth of smirnoff and fell asleep with his head crooked in a weird way. Suffocated to death sitting in his chair.
/druk/
Someone make the thread
I don't wanna, I got to get up early tomorrow
Too late for me, already half a bottle of vodka in, working on the other half
Well, happy sailings mate
see you in the friday thread
Fixed. Good Lord, what a terrible choice for the original.
WHAT A LIFE
should be ez
Unlikeable loser?
eric and Toad have friends
Yea but they're always rambling about "woe is me!", their friends don't like them.
toad doesnt say that
wrong
I cant make a cool collage rn so Im just gunna say them: Filth, Batman Returns, On the Waterfront, and Bring me the head of the machine gun woman.
Attenyion seeking homosexual
massive pussy
Lars from Lars and the Real Girl
The Driver from Drive
The main character from Blade Runner 2049
Ken from Barbie
You are paranoid about electrical infetterence.
Dark, twisted and with a wicked sense of humour.
You dont shower often, if at all
My water bill disagrees.
you used it all on your lawn
I dont care what Bill says.
I shower twice a month yet still maintain good relationships at work, with family, with my wife, and I'm approached by random women. Also I haven't used deodorant in years. It was bad at first but after a month I literally do not stink.
I know its unbelievable but I have a happy wife and family and yeah my wife tells me when it's been too long but it's always damn your feet stink go shower sort of thing. I was forced into this by a medical condition.
>I know its unbelievable
Stopped reading there.
You must be fat. A normal weight adult with a healthy diet should not stink so quickly.
I think ur repling to the wrong person, but ur right.
>I portray my negative attributes as positive in a sad attempt to gaslight myself into thinking it is ok. I havent had sex in years.
Very liberal use of the word "literally" here. You stink bro.
>I am a mentally ill incel
Lawrence Talbot (Both remake and original version)
Francis Dollarhyde (Tom Noonan version only)
Michael Myers
Amleth
>Driver
>Aragorn
>Arnold in True Lies
>Tom Cruise Last Samurai
Bill CIA Wilson
Smee
Dr. Pavelhier
Juan Avyu
Thelma from Thelma and Louise
Aguirre
Max from Collateral
Leatherface
Needless to say you can't trust me.
The Joker (Jack Nicholson)
The Joker (Mark Hamill)
The Joker (Heath Ledger)
The Joker (Joaquin Phoenix)
long time gamer and sexual pervert
>I have the reading comprehension of a fourth grader, the average for my country
Those are characters and actors, OP said movies. moron.
Ancient gamer.
Why is this shit cringe kino.
Its so gay and cringe but is somehow pleasing
Very nice. Csn you post the one insinuating he has more stamina for sec because he is a gamer?
newbie
>newbie
Yep im a newhomosexual.
Nice observation
lurk moar
>lurk moar
Make me, secret club Black person
Patrick Bateman
Travis Bickle
The driver from drive
Cilian Murphy in peaky blinders
george costanza
duckman
mc dlt guy
Easy.
Que te jordan
I don't see you contributing, you pretend spaniard
Que te joodddaaaaaan
Mostly I'm Coach but I had to put 4 guys
Col. Kurtz
Raoul Duke
Max Payne
Ben Sanderson
easy
You bond burger people's sisters.
Walter White
Tony Soprano
Don Draper
Rick Sanchez
Just finished. I don't know who this guy is.
Checking out the work-specific tabs they gave me fun results such as:
Tyler Durden
John Galt
Derek Vinyard
Fox Mulder
Olenna Tyrell
Paul Smecker
Dr House
Paul Atreides
Samantha from SatC
kek
Ken (Ryan Gosling)
Agent K (Ryan Gosling)
The Driver (Ryan Gosling)
Ryan Gosling (the actor)
A man searches for meaning. He can not find it.