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>hit girl is now a black troony
i sleep
>implying she/they/xer is not
You muhfrickas are some gay queermosexuals. She’s the bees knees.
Do you think Cinemaphile ruined her career with all these shops?
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking vegana but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fricking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fricking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it
Pablo is Elian Gonzales' nephew. Chloe had him deported. No joke.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
Pretty sure that's what the comics rebooted Kick-Ass himself into.
How? She's been walled for almost a decade.
>Edgy "realistic" capeshit
how the frick was the first one so good? was it all cage?
Director skimmed through the comic and said "a monkey could do this better".
He and Chloe had good chemistry.
Did he molest her?
no only hit girl
of course not...
I knew a girl who always went to conventions and cosplayed as Hit Girl and made her boyfriend cosplay as Big Daddy. I never said anything, but they were weird as hell. Don't ask for pics, neither was hot.
because you're remembering with your dick
Mclovin
Kick-Ass is just classic Cinemaphile
holy shit yes
a capeshit reboot
kinoooooo
Not gonna lie. But Nicolas Cage and Chloë Grace Moretz in this movie gives me The Last of Us vibes.
Pff.. Bottom Pedo Pascal was all man in the series. His scruffy beard, weak ass posture just screams masculinity. His mixed race mutt daughter was the best part.
Just do Hit-Girl spinoff movies. The Kick-Ass character is boring.
Can she still pull it off?
you seen the arms on that babe? she'll pull it clean off
why was she so horny here?
She saw me in the crowd.
are we sure this isn't gillian "liverlips" jacobs?
I'm making the call Matt
hee hee
shamone
Nobody wants a Chloe-less reboot. Death to hollywood!
shes like 30 now
How have we gotten no Chloe DALL-E stuff
Lame. It's way past it's due date. The time to do this was 5 years ago.
It's gonna be called HITS WALL
A scar?
le oldgay face
Ebin
McKenna Grace
Are you moronic
she's a hag homie
Butters
moron.
Rude and frankly uncalled for
>rebooting 13 year old movie
I wish for Hollywood to burn to ashes
>13 years ago
I mean they're talking about doing a live action Moana already, so nothing surprises me
Yesss. Hopefully he sticks to the real storyline this time.
why was hit-girl so hot
If Vaughn is doing what I think he is, he's gonna do it right this time. And this shit is gonna be fricking kino.
Lexy Kolker
too old
are we going to get a new foul mouthed queen to oouuh about?
>little girl saying c**t in 2024
never gonna happen
I finished the comic, it gets worse as it goes on.
here's you new kick-ass, bros.
I'm really hoping he goes for a gritty remake that's faithful to the comics.
But a woke SJW flick is just so, so possible. Fuk.
>faithful to the comics
You want to see the MC's love interest laugh in his face,, get gangbanged by Black folk, and send him the pictures?
Lol when does that happen? I thought it ended when they killed the gay mobster. I dont remember kickass getting cucked before that
Right after he confesses that he wasn't really gay. In the movie she instead recognizes his good intentions and forgives him.
The original comic art is so fricking ugly holy shit.
It will be hyper-SJW trash.
hitgirl will be played by a 40yr old woman that they will call a teen.
and your social credit score will be nuked if you do anything except grin and comply.
Unless he really sticks to his guns (and he's done it in the past), it will be pozzed. And don't even think about making a reboot that's not r-rated
It'll be pg-13, pozzed beyond belief, and hit-girl will be black or, more likely, trans. This is the grim fate we've lived to see. Nothing else can be made right now.
I remember watching the 2nd movie with my fat housemate in college and he openly said he wanted to frick hitgirl and I said isnt she like 14 or something and he said "so what". Not making this up. He was a normie but was fricking weird about women. He would try to look up the skirts of girls in the canteen in college and he brought home some really drunk girl when he was completely sober so I pretended to be a clumsy moron and spilled the milkshake I was drinking on her and she got pissed off and left as I didnt want to openly call him out for trying to frick a drunk girl as that would have created issues but acting like a clumsy moron didn't.
> I wiener blocked my friends because I care about women like a Redditor
Kys I hate to say it even though you valiantly, defended them you fricking white night they’re never gonna give you a crumb of pussy
>saving your bro from a future "rape" charge
Literally did nothing wrong.
why reboot a great unapologetically crash, violent, and crude film into this snowflake woke world? Original fans wont watch it, and people today wont watch it either...who is this for???
>unapologetically
this is why
it has to APOLOGIZE
everything is one big humiliation ritual now
To erase the existence of the original. That's why they're doing all rebooting and remaking in the first place.
>LET'S FRICKING GOOOOO
repeat trendy phrases so you can be and sound like everyone else, and do it for 5 years, do a fork knife floss dance into traffic
Why not just make Kick-Ass 3. I hate these reboots.
I don’t care what you gays say, she cute.
even her ears are cute
Why is she saying "That" 3 times?
Hope is more like the Comics unlike the Movies
Why
>implying you would kick this hordes ass
I for one would gladly accept a Chlöjob.
seroiously what the frick happened ot her, I remember having a crush on her when my school took me to go see this movie, the idea of just being a boy dating a
girl like this sounded nice.
dating is romance
romance is...an extrapolation of our species malfunctioning. no other species date, they don't have girlfriends, marriages, fiances, wives.
it's a biological mistake
yeah, you love her, you will only ever love her. sucks to be you
Why bother? Neither of them even made $100 million. No one wanted them then, no one wants them now.
The movie was fine as it was and the changes from the comic worked in favor of the story, the reboot is going to suck shit by comparison.
How long should studios wait before rebooting a series?
she could literally beat the shit out of me
Shiny....
I appreciate her commitment to wearing leggings against all odds.
She's doing fine these days.
>puts her in a 3-4 defensive line as well
for me? it's running eye makeup. i'm something of a gentleman.
Why not just continue the story with Chloe training a new Hit-Girl?
Training 10 new Hit Girls! Hollywood producers would greenlight that shit so fast.
First movie was kino as hell. I don't think I've ever been so disappointed in a sequel as the second one though.
it's not like they could have McLovin convincingly rape Katie and have russia mommy kill a bunch of kids. that would have been too metal.
she looks comfy but kind of fridgey, no?
Remaking a movie you fricking made to begin with is a new level of narcissism and complete creative bankruptcy. Why the frick do they keep letting this homosexual direct shit? All of his movies bomb.