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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racism will be the real monster

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he finally gonna be the wan to do it justice?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not optimistic. The instant you put Cthulhu on screen in a comprehensible, physical way, you've lost the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh tentacle baddie ZOINKS!
      I swear...

      it's popular because people can't fathom the idea of absolute existential dread and nothingness
      baby needs to put a face to everything

      On the other hand, how can you make a mainstream horror film for the masses if you don't put a face to the Big Evil? Do you think psychological horror thrillers are as popular on the big screen as the other types?
      >inb4 Blair Witch Project or Paranormal Activity 1
      This was unironically a different time, especially in BWP's case. Both also heavily relied on the (then) new found footage cinematography and advertised themselves as real stories.

      It's hard selling faceless horror to the masses for 1 and a half hour minimum.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a shit?
        they make a bunch of random movies that flop hard
        why can't they make a lovecraftian one too?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, I think it's fine. I reread a lot of Lovecraft stories last years and I realized that his reputation as "the master of unseen horror because seeing his monsters literally drive everyone insane" is greatly unearned. He was very meticulate about describing his creatures, and it was never the simple fact of seeing them that drove men insane, it was the realization that they, and by extension mankinds, were but ants compared to them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He literally describes every single one of his creatures, lol.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Underwater?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of his lamest short stories that is famous for some reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh tentacle baddie ZOINKS!
      I swear...

      it's popular because people can't fathom the idea of absolute existential dread and nothingness
      baby needs to put a face to everything

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive read a few lovecraft stories. Isnt call of cthulhu literally just a guy finding the outside of cthulhus temple on some rock in the ocean? And then flees when he can hear cthulhu coming up? Yeah that story was kinda fricking lame.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but this guy is up there with Jason Blum on horrorslop tier list so it should not excite you that he is doing this

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    james wan lacks subtlety

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >From the twisted mind of James Wan
    >i have to cut my leg off, I'm going insaaannneeee
    Highly doubt he could do lovecraftian psychological horror right

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Black person-man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idris elbow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Blackface

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hate Lovecraft because he was a chud, so they will diversify the frick out of it.

    Also Asian Americans are the worst ethnicity in America right now.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Lovecraft will never work.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it's one of his few stories that aren't about non-whites being evil.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dagon was really good.

      Ahem

      this was boring

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dagon was really good
        Yeah, except for the CGI. Also, I think it would be even better if Jeffrey Combs was the main character. The guy looked like him, but lacked his charisma.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't white people do big Lovecraft productions anymore? Are we burned out on it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why let white directors do it when you can get some worthless oriental to do it?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as usual they are going to portrait it very physical imposing rather than a psychic as in the novels.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty physical in the novel. It shows up at the end.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be so good. Or really bad. Either way I'm going to check it out bros!

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna fricking suuuuuuck

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he going to eat Cthulu or frick it?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder I said this should have happened a long time ago.

    Everyone must apologise to me now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi James, who’s in the cast?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yo' MAMA as Cthulhu

        *Dabs*

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of Lovecraft's charm is his racism.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This moron has never made a good movie apart from aquaman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The conjuring is pretty good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >apart from aquaman
      That one was crap too.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reading a bunch of his stories you just know what to expect and it becomes really funny.

    Prof Angell got killed? Black person was responsible.
    A bunch of cultists in Louisiana? They are all some Black person-latino mutts.
    Oh shit, one of the scientists saw a similar statuette like the one in Louisiana? He saw degenerate Eskimos worshipping it.

    When you learn that another guy got killed by cultists you just wait for their ethnicity to be revealed and Lovecraft doesn't disappoint.
    >Two Lascar sailors at once helped him to his feet, but before the ambulance could reach him he was dead.
    Of course.

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