Lets not overrate this folks. Its good but not five stars. More like 3.5.

Lets not overrate this folks. Its good but not five stars. More like 3.5. The antiChristian themes of it are gross and every woman character is a woke ass feminist c**t. The guy is also gay which has zero relevence to the plot. It's just pure woke pandering. Great art doesnt pander as much as this movie does especially to the woke movement. The film lacks authenticity due to its insistence of being politicized.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished watching it, i honestly shed a tear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched it, and will never, but honestly...

      I won't cry over missing out on it.

      But good for Brandon though, he deserved that Oscar, though it is a participation trophy society at this point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The movie has some intense moments, and yeah i'm also happy for Brandon, he deserved it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The guy is also gay which has zero relevence to the plot. It's just pure woke pandering
    It's based off a true story and the real Whale was a homosexual as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they chose to turn his story into a movie just because he was a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The israeli director specifically changed the ending to send the fat glutton to heaven

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I realize that israeli propaganda anti-christianity is gay and cringe but once all the israelites are dead I will still never respect you christgays
    Never liked you and never will
    Especially on Cinemaphile, where none of you are even Christian, just contrarian degenerates pretending that you aren't just a big gay moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agios O Holocaust

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The antiChristian themes of it are gross
    lmao, religious gays and school dropouts are fricking hilarious, hoping to have something after dead based on random events no one is watching.
    The consciousness resides on the micro tubules, once the brain dies is lights out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are not just wrong but comically wrong. It is SO obvious Christianity is the real religion. Atheists just are angry at our Father for the world not being perfect.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So wait why is the movie called the whale? Just because he's fat? That's a little cruel isn't it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah its because or you're mom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to moby dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the whale is the daughter, or at least the idea of her imo. Frasier has this romantic idea that shes secretly smart and kind and that if he can just be a cool teacher and dad all her assumed good qualities will come out and they will both finally be happy. In reality she is a terror, more or less irredeemable, and he is the farthest thing from cool, in part because he ruined his life for her sake. But he still chases the whale.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The whole thing about the whale is that he is eating himself to a fat monstrosity to distract the world about what horrible shitty person he is by fricking over his family.
        '…and I felt saddest of all when I read the boring chapters that were only descriptions of whales, because I knew that the author was just trying to save us from his own sad story, just for a little while.'
        He wants them to focus on the description of the beast instead of their sad story. At least what I got out of it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well yea thats the other half of the angle and that quote reinforces it i think. The playwright knew everypony would see whale and think it must be the fat character, but then if you look at the script the way an english teacher would, you see parallels to moby dick and then you see frasier is ahab and not the whale. Thigh admittedly i havent read moby dick and i also did not like this movie and did not pay much attention to it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also i didnt pay much attention to your comment which is why my reply doesnt make sense as a reply to it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >everypony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what was the last part of the quote? its cut off deliberately but at the end it makes them both smile.

          i took the whale to be his fat-ness, which is the whale charlie needs to overcome. he is moby and ahab.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else here enjoy harassing israeli kids waiting to catch the bus to school?

    I love it. They're terrified of being killed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being Christian doesnt mean to hate israelites. It means to pray for them.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kino.
    Plain and simple.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did some Black person get all uppity that he won, or was that one of the other winners?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FAT people are disgusting. Fricking have a nice day if you're fat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or just start working out. You can actually eat more than you realize and lose weight if you're fat, as long as you walk for an hour a day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You dont even need to work out, just eat less. Caloric intake vs calories burned

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This gets deathfat psychology wrong but the nasty female characters are more interesting because of how vile they are, which is probably only that way to force sympathy onto the “whale” or whatever. The fake missionary kid got the only good ending despite the movie being cynical and cold about God.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >religious gay kills himself by not eating
    >brendan kills himself by overeating because....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >religious gay

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same story beats as The Whale but done better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no Brendan Fraser eating until he explodes scene
      pass

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate when a movie ends on a cliffhanger (Charlie getting abducted by aliens) but the studio hasn't greenlighted a sequel

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly the only honest review I've seen of this film other than my own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to break it to you, but you’re a certified plotgay, and thus need to gtfo

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's antichristian about some fat moron

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Antichristian themes

    lol this movie is such a filter. the main character GETS TAKEN UP BY JESUS and you think its antichristian. the movie is literally about forgiveness and redemption

    >him being gay has 0 relevance to the plot
    he gets socially rejected for it. if he left his wife for a woman he mightve taken the hate a bit better and not eaten himself to death. also his lover killed himself because he started wodnering if he was a sinner bc he was gay (i think)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When did he ever reedem himself or seek forgiveness?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The themes of the movie are not well thought out. He triples down on his sins and selfishness, hurts those around him, kills himself and then ascends to heaven.

    One funny thing that those fawning over the film miss is that homosexuality is being portrayed as a repulsive and negative trait. Would the movie had have been better if he wasn't gay? Probably not because it's not realistic that he would seduce a young female student, the character would come across as more of a pedo than a deviant coombrain. I think they should have just been more subtle about it instead of opening up with gay porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is bisexual. He chose to cheat on his wife. That's why it is a sin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuality is being portrayed as a repulsive and negative trait

      Most media literate reactionary.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh politics
    Go choke on dick.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It made me laugh out loud. The melodrama was so over played

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Up

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zero relevence to the plot
    it was the reason he abandoned his family
    >pandering
    It was his undoing, it was what lead to his suffering. It was not putting it in a good light.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hong Chau was great in this. Been a fan of her acting since I saw her in American Woman with Sarah Gadon.

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