Let's play a little game?

Let's play a little game, Cinemaphile. Can you identify an actor based on his hairline alone?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play, I only have playstation

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Bettany?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Jude Law.

      jude law

      Yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matt Damon?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            cavill

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Henry Cavill?

              Yes

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                obviously clooney

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clooney, clearly.

                Yes, true

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Training day guy

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denzel Washington

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denzel.

                mah homie

                Denzel Washington

                Based

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seth Green?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

                pattinson
                [...]
                pegg
                how is this so easy?

                Yes

                that nanette dyke b***h

                I dont know

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dafoe

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                dafoe

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Polansky

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kurt Russell

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                pattinson

                Should be easy

                pegg
                how is this so easy?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                that nanette dyke b***h

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The director of guardians of the galaxy, I forgot his name.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its robert pattinson

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                peter gunn i think his name is but I do not recall him wearing hair that color, just weird corrective lenses

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denzel.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                mah homie

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zesty

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clooney, clearly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people dont know that Clooney got a hair transplant way back when he graduated from TV star to moviestar

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he has ron howard hair genes and has been wearing a rug since Facts of Life.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people dont know that Clooney got a hair transplant way back when he graduated from TV star to moviestar

                he obviously has reverse ron howard genes and he started bald but grows more hair as he ages

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Henry Cavill?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The "it's spherical" guy, but cavill seems better.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shia Lebeouf

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Patrick Wilson

            >Cavil

            [...]
            Yes, true

            Chris rock

            [...]
            I dont know if he was on How I Met Your Mother
            [...]
            [...]
            Yes
            [...]
            No

            guy that played trevor in gta

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Mchale pre hair transplant

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan Reynolds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chris pratt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Damon?

      YOU GOOGLING SON OF b***h

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I came up with Matt Damon on my own, and then i googled to see if it was true.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jude Law.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jude law

      How did he keep it going when he had a receding hairline in his mid 20s?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    jude law

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard unless you post the year or timeframe since hairlines change. I want to guess your pic is Jude Law.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tom hardy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

        Hard mode

        Nick nolte?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steven Baldwin?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should be easy

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think John Hamm actually pulls it off. Obviously can't be lead anymore but plucky sidekick or doublecrosser he looks solid.
      Can't tell the difference with RDJ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Downey would still look awesome with a shaved head. The rest of those guys are FRICKED.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rdj could pull it off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo looks like Lenin here. They're not entirely shaved though, that would add another dimension to how they'd actually look.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can pull it off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horseshoe is almost always a terrible look. They'd all be better off with the entire thing shaved.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Hamm, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Robert Downey Jr have all been in a movie with Sarah Gadon.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think its that seth meyers moron.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I dont know if he was on How I Met Your Mother

    Dafoe

    dafoe

    Yes

    Polansky

    No

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goggins got a hair transplant around season 3 of The Shield to maintain his iconic fricked up hairline, and probably because they couldn't have 2 fully bald main characters on the show

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn that was quick, it is an iconic hairline though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally me

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally me

            Literally yes

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the guy from snatch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bob Odenkirk

                Hard mode

                That dude from Top Gear I think

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Michael Chiklis

              Jason Segel

              Tom Cruise

              Idris Elba

              Michael Fassbender

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vic Mackey

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gosling but I thought it was Alexander Skarsgard at first

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >background la la land
          he's me, it's me, I have that hairline

          this dude looks like he has deactivated bombs in some film or another

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's that israelite guy who was in the wedding singer, the one who creeps around the curtain, lovitz?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walter Goggins?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ewan "Yifrenza" Dead
      Fichtner

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Koko the gorilla

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      zesty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the hairline of a guy who runs away from his own SUV after punching a woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Yes, true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally see his big lips even tho theyre cropped out

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      king of queens

      the guy from snatch

      its all good man

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      asian ken

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got it.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard mode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the old guy who nobody understands from clarkson farm

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good eye

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are a cheating homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, cope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      neil breen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even the right hair color dude wtf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mel bigson

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how about we play the game where you get your fat ass back to crystal cafe and go feed your cats

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. mr norwood realized everyone knows about his hairline and could easily identify him based on it alone

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sean Penn

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric Roberts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eric Roberts
        yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      drunk guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I drank the glögg

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ultra hard mode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      huge jackedman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >horns
      it's gotta be batman

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mel gibson

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Day of the Dead army guy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      olyphant

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cracking Skulls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cracking Skulls
        yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kurt russell

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dr melfi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emma Watson

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      amy adams?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jessica Chastain

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        aye

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse Plemons maybe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yessir

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nolan?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      4U

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he took that off, would he die?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but it might be a little chilly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bane?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy from always sunny?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      burn local

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it the guy from One Direction who was in Dunkirk?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That guy who crashed into those two women in Ireland driving on the wrong side of the road. He was also in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
        no, much more recent actor

        one of those stranger things homosexuals

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      JJ

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ju Ju Abrams

        no, that looks nothing like JJ's curly israelite hair
        one guy already got it right and was told so

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ju Ju Abrams

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      M'ask you sumthin'

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      best superman
      rip

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hardmode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tom cruise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis Franz

      burn local

      That guy who crashed into those two women in Ireland driving on the wrong side of the road. He was also in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That guy who crashed into those two women in Ireland driving on the wrong side of the road. He was also in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
        no, much more recent actor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The zodiac killer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny Devito

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sarah gadon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that chick who was in ghostbusters and plays hillary clinton on SNL

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a normal guys hairline. Hunter?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hunter
        Yup

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gary busey

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Gary Oldman or Dunkacino

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy from Community

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idris elba

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO!

        Harrison Ford?

        NO!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harrison Ford?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got it. You know your hairlines.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dua Lipa?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that's little miss 14 going on 38 from stranger things.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          YES!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        Either Gary Oldman or Dunkacino

        No and No

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    foreheads and hairlines look strange out of context. humans are FREAKS.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that robot dude

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        DING DING DING!!! You got it. Mr Robot. Also known as Freddie Mercury.

        You homies will never figure this out

        Uhhmm is it somebody who forgot to include their image?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homies will never figure this out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick forgot picrel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        daniel bruhl?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        robin williams or idris elba

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want you all to know you are sick and inhumane for even participating in this game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      post your hair line

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          shave immediately

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that chuck?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. seething baldie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. norwood 9000

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to post it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that ginger queer Conan Obrien

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd know that ginger scalp anywhere. That's Conan O'Brien. Yes, indeed.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy Wiseau

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tommy Wiseau

        based and correct

        Jake Gyllenhaal or that guy who played the clown in new IT movies Bill Skarsgaard

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          good guesses, but no.

          Why is it always white people being posted? Another /misc/ psyop?

          not everything is a psyop. post your own if you want.
          heres one for you, despite the lighting this is in fact a black man

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jordan Peele or James Earle Jones

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              james earl jones

              Does look like James earl jones, its uncanny. but nope.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I googled it and I am disappointed in myself because I couldve gotten there eventually. I will NOT say who it is. He's black though. That is for sure.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how did you google it? this is what google gave me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i right clicked and hit search image with google. a certain actor showed up named Laurence Fishburne

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess the jig is up now

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                still not working for me
                are you on mobile or something

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                might be my browser, i am using microsoft edge

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hmm i don't have that option for some reason

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                guess you'll never know the joy of knowing the actors behind the hairlines

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            james earl jones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy Wiseau

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since the thread is about to 404 ill reveal these ones that nobody got

      Paul Dano

      This one is zoomer repellent

      Laurence Olivier

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize the eyebrow
      sean connery or idris elba

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Neither. None of those.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, I knew but I wanted to make it interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      'ey tony!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeppers

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always white people being posted? Another /misc/ psyop?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      name a balding black actor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terry "can't bruise the cruise" Crews

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hale hortler

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hair hitler

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go on a limb and say Malcom X

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      CAST HIM

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, this thread really reminded me that I am too autistic to remember facial features.
    I failed every single one of these despite me knowing these actors very well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way you failed ALL of them. that's incredibly autistic.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is zoomer repellent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      marlon brando

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      archie bunker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe a younger john cleese

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's that little midge isnt it. Warrick davis

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    jude law

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    take this gay ass thread to >>>/b/ or

    [...]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre bald

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off I'm not giving you my house Tom

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          based and checked and wildly accurate and correct

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          god damn magnum pi enjoyer, you're good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      malding

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        brendan fraiser

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          isnt it obvious

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            JUST

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGWP. (Good Game, Well Played)

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no googling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me, quite literally.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I respect the fact that he insists it's a good hairdo and doesn't shave it.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stewie Griffin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stewie Griffin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stewie Griffin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stewie Griffin

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ross from Friends or Alec Baldwin or Daniel Day Lewis

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hugh jackman

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      elvis

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swayze?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      james dean
      pierce brosnan
      john stamos

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those.

        Cinemaphile almost universally loves a horror movie he was in.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn why is this one so difficult

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's quite a bit younger in this photo than he is today. But he is still in some movies, here and there.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          kirk mussel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Russell??

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan Fraser

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell has he kept this hairline for 20 years?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jeremy renner

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        messi

        No

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      messi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jensen ackles

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Large Farva

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this thread gets to stay? but when I do the same with actresses feet it gets deleted?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      feet smell bad

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Colm Meaney

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          hell yeah, that name came to my brain lightning fast. im smart as frick.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy from cheers, fraiser?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is indeed Doctor Frasier Crane.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy from frasier, frasier?

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that weird guy from the walking dead that knows how to reload ammunition

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Das ist Der Arnold.

        [...]
        It's not hard, you know.

        Both wrong but you can count yourself lucky if you haven't been subjected to this trailer every time you go watch a movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Das ist Der Arnold.

      that weird guy from the walking dead that knows how to reload ammunition

      It's not hard, you know.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Watts

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANNA GO BALD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it prepares you for death

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